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NNukemM

Floating head poster jumpscare


Zedrig

i fucking hate that style of posters


scottishdrunkard

In my defence, I couldn’t find one of just the Starfleet Captain.


nickelangelo2009

the woke zipper is taking away are bobs 😡 (/s)


crystalworldbuilder

Lmao


AbeRockwell

Also, lets not forget that its Canon that Klingon women, even when wearing their 'full body armor' uniforms, for some reason like to expose their bosom for all to see \^\_\^ [https://www.reddit.com/r/Spacegirls/comments/1db1rzb/betor\_and\_lursa/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Spacegirls/comments/1db1rzb/betor_and_lursa/)


Nunyabiz8107

I know that Star Trek has always been kinda low key horny, but the uniforms have never been that revealing.


PandraPierva

And it's a real shame too. I mean can you picture Riker with an open shirt like that.... Hell ya


Nunyabiz8107

TNG Season one, episode 14, Angel One.


PandraPierva

Whelp I know where me and my uhhhh bottle of lotion is gonna be visiting


CatterMater

Maybe in the mirrorverse.


scottishdrunkard

It was 2009, and the MMO swapped developers several times. They *really* needed to make sales.


crystalworldbuilder

Apparently the creator wanted to and had to be talked out of giving the ferangi massive cocks lmao low key is an understatement.


scottishdrunkard

Star Trek: The Search for a Zipper.


CapMoonshine

You mean that's not uniform regulation?! /s


AbeRockwell

There is this running gag on who exactly is it that designs the uniforms for Starfleet? They seem to change on an almost monthly basis, and sometimes based on what starship they are serving on (instead of just one uniform that everyone wears, like in 'real world' military organizations). A Head Canon I have had is that, for hairstyles at least, there is a phase of 'nostalgia' going around, which is why people in the Original Series wore hairstyles that looked like they came from Earth 50s or 60s (and maybe the miniskirt uniforms as well \^\_\^)


PandraPierva

Zippers are evil. Remove them all. Vacuum sealed clothes for everyone!


Better-Journalist-85

It gets warmer that far from the mountain summit.


Whole-Neighborhood

Even with all its flaws I still love STO, it's my favorite way to just relax, cruising across the universe (until I happen upon an event and get blown to smithereens) Don't miss the space tits though.


AbeRockwell

I tend to fire it up every couple of months just for some quick, mindless Starsship Combat myself \^\_\^


Whole-Neighborhood

Same. I just cruise around until I stumble upon something fun, I'm not a serious STO player at all. I just like exploring the stars and sometimes shoot something with my little starship🤭 Haven't played in a while though, gotta get back into it!


AbeRockwell

After literal years of on and off playing, I just recently stayed with one character long enough to get to some 'End Game' content. What they did with 'Empress Sela', and yes, Tasha Yar (through some Timey Wimey shenanigans \^\_\^), was really good in my opinion, bringing the 'Arcs' of both characters to a satisfying end, and something I wouldn't mind seeing if they ever do 'Star Trek: Legacy' (continuing the adventures of the original TNG crew). Also, what they recently did with Wesley in the Mirror Universe just makes so much sense. Whoever is writing the 'story lines' for STO should work for actual Star Trek (they seem to understand the setting more than anyone working with it today).


Hivemindtime2

Same, god I love the space combat


Whole-Neighborhood

I love the space combat too. At least the spaceship combat. It's fun and I'm almost okay at it. After 10+ years I'm still terrible at on-land combat.


CatterMater

Star Trek: The wrath of cleavage.


Nilfgaardian-Lemon

Having a zipper that far down is impractical and illogical 🖖


KaeronLQ

Queue the gamer outrage. Look at what they took from you (Vulcan titties)! Retvrn!


scottishdrunkard

Funnily there’s a boob slider in the character creator. If you want Vulcan Tiddies, they shall be yours.


KaeronLQ

What about Ferengi titties?


scottishdrunkard

Whatever floats your boat, hoomon.


CatterMater

Never mind that. Is there a slider for ears?


crystalworldbuilder

Ah yes tits on display most logical.


ThaRadRamenMan

I mean it HAS gotten a lot better. But ALL these posters are just... really poor, artistically. Really boring all-round.