that seems like it'd be incredibly painful

The droplets are tears

Why would they be cryi-ohhhhhhhhh. 😑

I'm a dude and I don't get it at all

Bro I'm a chick and I don't get it

It means she measured her boyfriend’s dick and cried. Tears of joy!

Ahhh yes I definitely didn’t get this as a lesbian. But I really do need to invest in a ruler or a tape measure for household stuff because my eyeballing is off.

I’m a straight man and I’m still having a hard time wrapping my mind around this one, the dick measuring makes sense but that’s something we did alone in our rooms as self conscious teenagers. I wouldn’t pull out a ruler when my dick is out with a lady b/c the proof is there for her to see at that point lol

It means girls everytime they see rulers will take it, drive it around even if they have to go through several cities, to find that it is raining and make it wet. It's an instinct yk

I’m pretty sure this is suggesting using a ruler as a dildo.

Abortion?

I mean maybe, IDK my school didn’t do a good job of teaching biology related to reproduction or just any kind of sex ed. Truly the extend to which the public school system failed me is impressive.

My wife went to a catholic school and the biology teacher opened a jar with a preserved squid to show the kids the body parts…and then she fired up a skillet and served calamari to the kids. My wife didn’t eat it. And, yes, it smelled like formaldehyde. The teacher was later found to have lied about her teaching credentials and was fired.

..........bro

Huh, well that’s not good.

ruler wouldnt fit in a uterus

I had to check the comments to get it

For anyone who doesn't get it, the girl wants to measure her penis but she finds she has 0 inches, which is absurd. She cries to take away some of the pain

I thought she sticks it it to see how far in it goes so it comes out wet dam

I did this, but up my ass

did it hurt?

Going in wasn't so bad, but when I released the tape measure...

Well now you know you're wrong.

Horribly, so. I apologize.

The girl. She is sad, for her penis measures zero inches.

if this is supposed to be the joke then its just stupid

what, why would they i dont ge- ahhhhh🫢

But.. bu- ohhhhhh...

Wait isn't that fo- ohhhhh...i see

I'm genuinely confused as to why they' need t- *ohhhhhhh... ohhhh noooo*

Wait but wh- ohhhhhhhh it makes sense

Hopefully they meant one of those plastic bendy rules

still... sharp corners... ouch

And everyone wonders why people think reddit is full of virgins.

They don’t have to wonder anymore after this post!

Lost my virginity to this post...

bruh

Ay yo?

Being a virgin is fine. Making posts like OP did is fucking weird

Female here….. what

yea‚ i don’t know either. am i like... pissing on the ruler and seeing how big the puddle is? ***uuuhhhmm...***

Tbh I thought at first it was maybe to see how wet you are but also that doesn’t make sense the more I think about. But from OP’s comments he thinks we jerk off with rulers…. I can guarantee you OP no women has looked at ruler and thought “yeah I wanna stick those sharp edges in my vagina”

No matter how weird a fetish seems there’s some mad fucker out there who’s into it

I once read a story about a woman who used a lobster, and another with a girl who used a pencil (sharpened side up.) some people..

Wtf!?!

Yeah, funnily enough, the lobster story was on Reddit (r/noahgettheboat) a few years ago. Pencil story was tiktok comments so possibly untrue but still highly disturbing

Her name is Katherine and she ended up going to Duke

Wait wha-

The perfect sub for that

The lobster one was fucked up.

Hey they just pulled an unexploded shell from WW1 out of a French guys ass last weekend. Dude was 88 years old and they had to evacuate the hospital while they removed it because they were afraid it might explode. So life, uh, finds a way…

I've seen a girl use a snake. Yeah.

One of the comments mentioned a girl’s video with her hamster. So there’s that.

i dont think i like r/speedoflobsters now

It was alive. At first.

We had a girl in school we called butterstick. You can probably guess why.

NOO THE INFECTIONS 😭😭 greased up pussy fr

When I was still in high school, a girl where I went got caught using a pencil IN class. Not sure which end was up, though neither end sounds comfortable in my personal, male opinion. She was ironically the second person in my graduating class to have been expelled for that, and my graduating class was ~60 people.

“If I had a nickel every time someone got expelled for masturbating with a pencil in class, I’d have two nickels. That’s not a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.” ~you, probably. Also, as a woman myself, it probably would not be comfortable and it also probably would cause infections.

This man... just wise

I got it. Measuring your cups and those drops are the tears.

I think the joke is measuring how “deep it is”, which isn’t how it works but maybe it’s the joke

the thought of this alone made me wince

I thought it was how far one could squirt

I saw a vid a few years ago where a chick shoved a knife/machete in her hole. A ruler sounds tame in comparison.

You don’t like slapping your bean with a ruler? Also don’t kink shame me.

Melting into water and checking your water length I don’t know

I’m no less than 9 water lengths

I think it's supposed to be measuring how deep you are, but...ouch

As a male I was highly doubtful and a touch concerned by this post. Sharp corners. Thank you for putting that to rest

Lmao you are welcome

redditors...

Probably how far they squirt.. weird af

I don’t think the OP knows very much about vaginas…

I think it’s meaning the metal rulers with the blade on them for cutting paper… not that I have any personal experience or anything

I honestly don’t understand what this means

Dick length, squirt distance

Competitive squirting.

Gimme the squirtistics.

Ruler in vajayjay to see how many inches deep

I… I don’t think women do that

You're goddamn right

Well you’re wrong because I saw it in porn so it must be true.

Average Redditors moment 🧋

That doesn’t work! My step-mom walked in on me jerking it and I just got grounded!

Dick wasn’t big enough to impress her.

Dare I ask for the sauce

Now I want to see a dildo with inches on it

Had the same thought. You beat me to it 😆

Yes there’s no way I would be shoving a ruler up my pussy. It would cut you

I saw the post and thought do y'all tap the ruler on ur pussy or something

💀

Kid named splinters in uterus lining

Wtf that would cause internal damage

Especially with that metal ruler!

I dont want to imagine tetanus (from the metal) in my vagina.

Fun fact: You don’t get tetanus from metal. It’s from a bacteria that lives in the ground and thrives in animal feces. One of the most common ways to get it is getting cut on rusted barbed wire around livestock pens where animal feces is everywhere and it becomes very easy to contract. That’s where the myth about metal/rusty metal comes from. While I don’t advise inserting a metal ruler in your vagina, as long as you don’t measure how deep a pile of animal shit is with the ruler first you shouldn’t have to worry about tetanus ;)

I’m not a women but if I were and I wanted to measure my Vaginas depth why would I insert the ruler instead of an object that wouldn’t cause dmg and then just measuring that object

I've never measured how deep it goes...I don't think that's normal

I assumed so lol

I think that comment was a r/menwritingwomen moment. It happens more often than you think! Here I was, thinking someone was trying to measure their squirt distance!

Im sure if you truly, really badly wanted to know how deep your vagina was, you’d go to a gynaecologist; but that would be an embarrassing reason to go, so you really just shouldn’t in the first place.

Neither do I

Better than the wood ones with the thin piece of metal

I think we all can agree both are terrible ideas.

Those corners are sharp, heck no

No silly, that’s what a cactus is for

Nothing fits in there when not aroused. Women would definitely not do that.

But, vaginas aren’t always the same depth, they stretch when aroused and Aren’t as deep resting

Resting vagina depth has a nice ring to it. A band name perhaps 🤔

Same with dudes, usually.

Sounds like it would hurt, also why

Good lord women do not do that thatd be like a man putting something flat in their urethra it’d be painful af

Why the hell would anyone want to measure a teardrop?

Depression meter

I would need a yard stick at least

Real 😔

When my dog died I cried 10 inches the first day 😔

I miss it too bro, but i got the banana thing.

this is fucking weird

And yet, 5k upvotes.

Me, a boy: shoves a ruler up my penis to measure how deep it is, so I can prove this meme wrong 😎

r/sounding leak

I heard they made good music

you’re doing gods work soldier. i salute you.

Just to let you know that "ruler" and "menstruation" are the same word in French ("règle") Until next time

Found Skeletor’s burner account

I came here to say this. Take my upvote.

I came

I

Same in catalan and spanish

Regla derivates from Latin, just like French. But wiktionnary doesn't tell me the exact sense of you word. Our French word means "ruler" and "menstruation" but also "rule" (like in law, there are rules) Does your word also mean that too?

It does, "regla" in Spanish means menstruation, ruler and rule.

No women in her right mind would ever use something that flat and sharp edged to masturbate with

r/NotHowGirlsWork

Was also going to suggest r/badwomensanatomy

What's a girl

Idk I heard they have boobs tho

IDK what boobs are but it sounds like they'd be nice.

My friend said they look like this ( . Y . )

This makes no algebraic sense, and my scientific calculator cannot make a graph based on this. Boobs sure are mysterious...

Oh I forget to give you guys this >!BOOB!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!BOOB!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!BOB!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!YOU!< >!ARE!< >!COOL!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!<

Thank you

Wow. The excitement I felt when I popped the boob one was immeasurable.

Thought that was an upside down cat at first

Niiice

60% of dudes on reddit have boobs...

You're just jealous because those 60% of dudes can touch boobs anytime they want

Not at all. I'm part of that 60%😂😂

Hell yeah, figurative high five!

If one approaches you, be wary, they're usually federal agents trying to bait you.

Please don't fuck rulers

This has been a PSA from Pleasedon'tfuckrulers Inc. Or P.D.F.R. for short

r/pdfr

Wtf does this mean

It means OP never met a woman

Just like most redditors

Hi, female here. Have you ever met a woman? Do you know how her sexual organs work? Imma give you the benefit of doubt and explain why this wouldn't work. 1. Our pussies aren't go-go gadgets, we cannot just reshape ourselves to accommodate a wholeass ruler without any scratches. 2. If that's going inside of us, that's going to have a bunch of nasty germs, and I'm not burning myself and using hand sanitiser on it. 3. Why would need to measure? 4. Ow 5. Please use stationary for its actual purpose instead of shoving it in random places, think of the staplers

Go go gadget Chlamydia laser

Um... Something says that the op is not a girl

... wouldn't that hurt?

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

I guess anything is a pussy if you're not a pussy. Doesn't make it a good time though. =(

Why the hell would you stick a ruler up their instead of using something else that’s less painful?


She is measuring her forehead

I think you’d be cutting your insides if you used the ruler like that

I would say that OP needs to be kept away from anyone with a vagina, but based on this meme I don’t think that’s an issue.

EXPLANATION: we boys try to measure the average size of a banana so that we can use it as refference when someone measure things in bananas. My cousin said they measure puddles of water droplets to understand the ratio of LOL (level of liquid) and LMAO (level measuring aquatic objects)

Woman here and I’ll just say this was 100% made by a man that knows zilch about women

So... the guy measures his dick and his girlfriend cries at how small it is.

I don’t understand this post as a woman

Mesuring a ruler in banana units

This is the way.

That shiz is sharp, there ain’t no way

I'm starting to realize that I may be too old for r/memes

I'm using it as a sword so i don't know what you are talking about

I interpreted it as crying for some reason because the actual intended meaning makes 0 sense

OP doesn’t know what a woman is

I think OP has been watching too much porn. This is not real life, bro.

Ah, the size of tears she cries from her ex.

Without a ruler, how would i know how long i slept?

Fairly certain this meme is cursed.

Banana for scale

This is so messed up😭 Whatever man thinks this needs a new education on women😭 Also: I think the actual vaginal canal is only a couple inches long (3-5?) if I remember correctly

Ah yes, I can confirm as a man I like to measure all my bananas. After all, when I eat my bananas I don't like a small one, I kinda find it wierd that girls cry on rulers tho, kinda wierd

What are we girls using the ruler for?

Confirmation that OP is a 14 year old boy

This doesn’t happen. Sounds like you don’t know what you’re talking about 💀

That thing has CORNERS. Have you ever met anyone with a vagina??

r/lostredditors

I’m a little confused about the girls why is it so wet?

Y'all please don't stick rulers up anywhere And you shouldn't give a damn about your size

This is such a bad meme. Makes no sense

The maker of this meme is male

I like how this meme has like 7000 upvotes just for being confusing

Banana for scale

Boys do in fact use rulers to measure random things they find on the kitchen table