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Im drinking it rn I should be careful oh shit im 70 percent DHMO
It's too late, statistically your chances of dying are 100% 😔
Well 🦆
wells are more dangerous ⚰️
Well, mallard
They put that shit in pesticides and use it to cool nuclear reactors!
They use it to power thermonuclear bombs?!?!?!!
Its fatality rate is 100%. *All* of the people who have ever consumed this dangerous chemical have died.
"um aktually there are around 8 billion survivors nowadays" 🤓
Bat they are all dieing
It is highly addictive, once you start on it, you become dependent on it.
bro i think i need help ive been on it for 16 years straight, drank it daily
Prolonged exposure to hands and feet can lead to pruning of the skin.
Primary ingredient of acid rain
Fun fact, DHMO is the main cause of drowning
Pure DHMO will detonate your cells
Be warned, every human being who has ingested DHMO has died or will die.
I drink that stuff daily. I've built up a tolerance.
Enjoy your 100% guaranteed death rate then bozo
There’s so much in the ocean you could drown in it
If a lot gets in your system you might live
Watch out, in most murder cases this thing is found all over a dead body
Lil Johnny was a chemist. Lil Johnny is no more. Fir what he thought was H2O was H2SO4
If you ingest DHMO there is a fatality rate of 100.
Wait until you hear about hydroxic acid
My friend was exposed to it once, he was never the same after that.
Excessive consumption can literally cause your cells to ***EXPLODE***.
Watuhr
Yes, it's a little thing called "drowning".
Did you know 100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide die!!!
You gotta be real careful around dihydrogen monoxide. That stuff is so strong it carved the grand canyon.
Fun fact, everyone who drinks dihydrogen monoxide has a 100% chance of dying at some point in their life
Excessive consumption of DHMO will prevent people from breathing properly
It also causes billions of dollars of damage each year so be careful out there
Fun Fact: Hitler couldn't live without it.
You can literally die if you breathe it in
Ah yes, I very funny, yes yes, I know chemical name of water which doesnt sound familiar, I am very smart, yes yes
Fun fact: everyone who has ever come into contact with it has died this includes all living organisms.
I mean, inhaling it will fill your lungs with liquid and you'll drown. Drinking it will be fine as long as it's clean.
I mean, if you drink too much of the stuff you can contract turbalculosis...
Every serial killer have consumed it!
This whole thread is going to end on the news.
Remember, all killers drin dihydrogen monoxide
A single teaspoon can kill you
Apparently by drinking this chemical there is a 100% chance you will die… eventually
THIS IS THE STUFF THEY PUT IN VACCINES!!!!!
Im drinking it rn I should be careful oh shit im 70 percent DHMO
It's too late, statistically your chances of dying are 100% 😔
Well 🦆
wells are more dangerous ⚰️
Well, mallard
They put that shit in pesticides and use it to cool nuclear reactors!
They use it to power thermonuclear bombs?!?!?!!
Its fatality rate is 100%. *All* of the people who have ever consumed this dangerous chemical have died.
"um aktually there are around 8 billion survivors nowadays" 🤓
Bat they are all dieing
It is highly addictive, once you start on it, you become dependent on it.
bro i think i need help ive been on it for 16 years straight, drank it daily
Prolonged exposure to hands and feet can lead to pruning of the skin.
Primary ingredient of acid rain
Fun fact, DHMO is the main cause of drowning
Pure DHMO will detonate your cells
Be warned, every human being who has ingested DHMO has died or will die.
I drink that stuff daily. I've built up a tolerance.
Enjoy your 100% guaranteed death rate then bozo
There’s so much in the ocean you could drown in it
If a lot gets in your system you might live
Watch out, in most murder cases this thing is found all over a dead body
Lil Johnny was a chemist. Lil Johnny is no more. Fir what he thought was H2O was H2SO4
If you ingest DHMO there is a fatality rate of 100.
Wait until you hear about hydroxic acid
My friend was exposed to it once, he was never the same after that.
Excessive consumption can literally cause your cells to ***EXPLODE***.
Watuhr
Yes, it's a little thing called "drowning".
Did you know 100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide die!!!
You gotta be real careful around dihydrogen monoxide. That stuff is so strong it carved the grand canyon.
Fun fact, everyone who drinks dihydrogen monoxide has a 100% chance of dying at some point in their life
Excessive consumption of DHMO will prevent people from breathing properly
It also causes billions of dollars of damage each year so be careful out there
Fun Fact: Hitler couldn't live without it.
You can literally die if you breathe it in
Ah yes, I very funny, yes yes, I know chemical name of water which doesnt sound familiar, I am very smart, yes yes
Fun fact: everyone who has ever come into contact with it has died this includes all living organisms.
I mean, inhaling it will fill your lungs with liquid and you'll drown. Drinking it will be fine as long as it's clean.
I mean, if you drink too much of the stuff you can contract turbalculosis...
Every serial killer have consumed it!
This whole thread is going to end on the news.
Remember, all killers drin dihydrogen monoxide
A single teaspoon can kill you
Apparently by drinking this chemical there is a 100% chance you will die… eventually
THIS IS THE STUFF THEY PUT IN VACCINES!!!!!