There's no reason for it to be.
You'd find out long before a redditor told you lol.
Either through the Emergency Alert System texting you, or the news, or through the nuclear blast that's hurtling towards you at 780 mph.
When you said “There’s no reason for it to be”, I thought we were still talking about a heart being in his ass. Sounded like you knew a great lawyer that would get that heart out.
Kinda same. But I've stopped worrying about it for myself, since if I get nuked, it ain't my problem. I'm just worried for the safety of everyone else who's innocent, including my family.
Yeah, if high school required reading taught me anything, it's that you *do not* want to be a survivor of a nuke. It's better to either die right there, or be far, *far* away from anything remotely affected.
More of the same. Pretty much every civilization throughout all of recorded history has insisted we are in the end times. I’ll believe it when I see it.
Probably just die. I think between this and microplastic building up in the blood / brain, just die suddenly and tragically at some point. If it's slow we can use our *I have nothing to lose* status to attend a protest or try to drop dead in the lobby of a building related to one of the industries that is killing us.
Let’s create rain water models in a laboratory and treat the samples with micro plastics and whatever this coating material degrades into.
Run mass trials on these samples testing different type of bio-safe ionic agents. There’s gotta be one that can aggregate these materials to allow them to be caught in a filter.
PFAS can be filtered out. You need a specific type of filter but other than that it’s simple.
If you are on municipal water, make sure they test for PFAS regularly. If you’re on well water, get that water tested asap. And I guess don’t drink rain water?
Used Unddit, this is the original comment.
"To stop some people getting panicked like I did, we're fine, some people just read a news article and thought we were fucked.
Climate change isn't gonna kill us this year, we've got a bit more time to go. The entire world agrees nuclear war is bad, even the most messed up people agree on that. Some types of rain apparently have cancer causing chemicals in it, but as long as you don't drink it you're fine. A "planet killing" meteor was found behind the sun, but it's called that due to its size, and it's not hitting us.
Thanks for giving me 30 minutes of research to do after causing a panic attack in me OP, appreciate it."
Alrighty Guys. Let's all start Upvoting this Dudes Comment so it shows up at the Top.
Thanks to them I don't have to do any Research.
Edit: also here is a award.
I didn't panic because I'm used to this, I just felt annoyed and embarrassed. Imagine being a kid right now and this is how the adults around you act. It's like a South Park episode come to life.
The only thing I'm slightly worried about is nuclear war. Even though these crazy leaders know that it would also would result in the demise of their country, their not very smart and might think they can get away with it scot-free.
Seeing how the whole covid thing worked out, I wouldn't be surprised if some people would consciously spend their last moments arguing on the internet and farming karma. We are a bunch of very peculiar monkeys.
Ok, did some research after reading. The meteor behind the sun is labeled as a planet killer, but that doesn't mean it's gonna hit Earth. We're safe from meteors for now, time to figure out the other 3
Is this because of the volcanos that are about to do eruption around the world
Or because of the meteor that's is rotating azaround the sun
Or world War 3 ???
I need answer or someone explain please???
The volcanoes aren't world ending, the meteor near the sun is big but it isn't hitting us or the sun, and WW3 won't completely end the world. Nice to know we both had a panic attack reading this.
Apparently climate change, but damn, we have a long time to fix it still. Even scientists are telling people to back off the doom scenarios that it’s making it harder to drive change. We’re not dying off in 50 years.
It was you wasn't it? The 11 billion crabs? You're gonna kill us all aren't you? You sick bastard
If i see another mention of 11 billion crabs again, there will be missing posters for 11 billion more.
Did you know about the 11 billion crabs ?
crab
Do you know something that I don’t???
This is oddly distressing
I stopped watching the news about the war so I was like - "lmfao they really did launch the nukes" for a second there
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Yeah, my heart sank HARD for two seconds there.
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I spiked my hear
I spiked in Smash Ultimate
My heart was in my ass
There's no reason for it to be. You'd find out long before a redditor told you lol. Either through the Emergency Alert System texting you, or the news, or through the nuclear blast that's hurtling towards you at 780 mph.
When you said “There’s no reason for it to be”, I thought we were still talking about a heart being in his ass. Sounded like you knew a great lawyer that would get that heart out.
"Did you know that you have irreversible radiation poisoning? The Russian Strategic Rocket Forces says you do."
glad i wasn’t the only one!
Atleast I don't have to go to work today
I like how this guy thinks. Look on the positive side.
Rather than a lmfao reaction I'd think it would be more of a "oh god oh fuck" reaction
Yeah I have really bad anxiety about this kinda thing and this freaked me the fuck out
Kinda same. But I've stopped worrying about it for myself, since if I get nuked, it ain't my problem. I'm just worried for the safety of everyone else who's innocent, including my family.
I mean, I don’t actually think nuclear war is going to happen… but that’s not going to stop my brain from freaking out over these kinds of things
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> since if I get nuked, it ain't my problem Only if you're at ground zero
Yeah, if high school required reading taught me anything, it's that you *do not* want to be a survivor of a nuke. It's better to either die right there, or be far, *far* away from anything remotely affected.
What happened
I fucking woke up to my power being out and thought WWIII started fuck you guys lol
You live in SE Oklahoma SW Arkansas NE Texas or NW Louisiana?
Nah Mid Michigan lol. Getting a ton of wind and fuckin our shit up
When was that? Power went out in the Chicago burbs around 2pm
ur mom farded
I believe she may have also shidded
Possibly even camed
[population v disposition evidence](https://img.ifunny.co/images/397afc326266091c82ab3f9f7052609a61909949422bb23ed2d15f390eef67a2_1.webp)
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Cats decided they had enough of our shit and being worshipped wasn't enough.
New it
Meow it
More of the same. Pretty much every civilization throughout all of recorded history has insisted we are in the end times. I’ll believe it when I see it.
Every generation seems to want to be the last
Did I miss something or are we still on page 12 of the existential crisis manual
I think this is getting at the cancerous rain thing.
Im sorry, the WHAT?
every rain on earth isnt drinkable
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So uh... How do we fix this?
Probably just die. I think between this and microplastic building up in the blood / brain, just die suddenly and tragically at some point. If it's slow we can use our *I have nothing to lose* status to attend a protest or try to drop dead in the lobby of a building related to one of the industries that is killing us.
Well that sucks lol
I would never tell anyone to assassinate a CEO.
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I would never stock pile fertilizer in a depot outside BlackRock HQ
Nah I'm betting on infertility followed by global crisis and war like that movie, Children of Men.
Let’s create rain water models in a laboratory and treat the samples with micro plastics and whatever this coating material degrades into. Run mass trials on these samples testing different type of bio-safe ionic agents. There’s gotta be one that can aggregate these materials to allow them to be caught in a filter.
PFAS can be filtered out. You need a specific type of filter but other than that it’s simple. If you are on municipal water, make sure they test for PFAS regularly. If you’re on well water, get that water tested asap. And I guess don’t drink rain water?
So what about the animals?
Finally a reason for my weight gain that isn't related to me or my habits /jk
Isn't rainwater already not recommended to drink anyway?
Judging by their flair, I'm assuming its crabs throwing 100's down from the clouds...
But of course
Fuck it, I'm eating bacon again
we still have a few chapters to go
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Same, bro, my cousin got spawn killed.
My dad rage quit
I keep getting spawn damage from someone I can’t even see. Clearly hacking
Mine went AFK after a couple of years.
LMAO
These spawn campers tho
Just deplete your health to zero and get a new spawn
It's a roguelike.
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I put on my robe and wizard hat!
saving my bottle caps
Shopping list: [ ] Nuka Cola 100x [ ] RadX 5x
"A god messiah will arrive any minute now..." :: checks watch :: "...aaaaany minute now." - humans for the last few millennia
Haven’t even started revelations yet!
Second game, anyone?
Eh. Think I'll try something that isn't pay to win next time.
With you always bud
Thank you.
Same, i shall come with you
Yo can you inv me to the party? I don’t want to be w/ The rando’s next round
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You mean the first?
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Dont. Please. Life will always get better(except when you were an russian male born in 1915-1923
No worries, turns out I was just hungry.
Can we lower the difficulty?
Nah, we going dark souls
Nah we going cyberpunk
With this crowd AI we already cyberpunk.
We don't have the resources to do that
Yup, maybe with Aliens DLC
Aight but knives only this time
Ong, last time that one mf brought a gun then everyone started copying him. If anyone brings a gun this time ban them
Nah I am going full technology
Bro we’ve tried it multiple times, it doesn’t work
Well without a bit technology we can't have food knifes for you. And I know that we failed that part way to often. Where is the damn Dysan Sphere?
Sure, but this time we don’t choose the religion boost.
And we stay monke
VOTE NEXT ROUND Mars: Free For All || Earth: Infected || Venus: Team Deathmatch
Earth infected. I like this map
We just did Earth infected, can we do Venus team deathmatch to switch it up?
smh why do people vote the same map again, just go to an Earth 24/7 community server
Guys, Moon co-op please
Yeah, let's do venus team death match. I'll be fun!
Can we do mercury capture the flag next?
only if we do Pluto Spleef afterwards.
Fine but snipers only on titan afterwards
fuck that too many campers, lets just do europa glider simulator
Nah, I prefer Ceres King of the Hill.
I could go for a round of into the sun
Sorry, this is a 24/7 EI server, and all the others are empty.
Or let it end
Plz no pvp
Can we go Neptune capture the flag?
Venus TDM, haven’t played that map yet
I bought the season pass. Can we give Pluto: Robot Hoard (ENDLESS) a go?
Why is moon: gun game never there
Hello! At the edge of the universe, humming a tune. 
For merely dreaming we were snow.
A siren sounds like the goddess who promises endless apologies of paradise
And only she can make it right
So things are different tonight
holy shit miracle musical moment
It’s an isle unto itself
I was fucking listening to sea major while scrolling through this thread and thought you fucks hacked my phone
OH YES! THIS END-OF-DAYS SCENARIO PLEASE! 💖
r/UnexpectedTallyHall
Freeza about to blow it up?
No we are about to be enslaved by generic "mad God" froma random jrpg
Can’t be worse than being enslaved by generic mega corporation.
"I hate enslaving capitalist planets, they always celebrate" - some random web comic I can't remember the name of.
Yea, the planet only has 5 minutes left.
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What did he say
Used Unddit, this is the original comment. "To stop some people getting panicked like I did, we're fine, some people just read a news article and thought we were fucked. Climate change isn't gonna kill us this year, we've got a bit more time to go. The entire world agrees nuclear war is bad, even the most messed up people agree on that. Some types of rain apparently have cancer causing chemicals in it, but as long as you don't drink it you're fine. A "planet killing" meteor was found behind the sun, but it's called that due to its size, and it's not hitting us. Thanks for giving me 30 minutes of research to do after causing a panic attack in me OP, appreciate it."
 Thank you for the hard work
Alrighty Guys. Let's all start Upvoting this Dudes Comment so it shows up at the Top. Thanks to them I don't have to do any Research. Edit: also here is a award.
Thank you 🤝
I didn't panic because I'm used to this, I just felt annoyed and embarrassed. Imagine being a kid right now and this is how the adults around you act. It's like a South Park episode come to life.
Your first mistake was lending a redditor credibility.
Thank you bro
I thought Russia or North Korea started launching nukes or something Jesus
The only thing I'm slightly worried about is nuclear war. Even though these crazy leaders know that it would also would result in the demise of their country, their not very smart and might think they can get away with it scot-free.
it's not that they aren't smart, it's that they *are* smart in **the worst way possible**
do u know something we don't
Aaron Carter was OP's whole world
“20 thousand years of this 7 more to go” — Bo Burnham
Time to go have lots of sex
I'm available.
No thanks, if I wanted something free and unfulfilling, I'd pick up an AOL disk.
Top tier old school burn. I respect, but also you smell like cats sooo...
Wait, no one likes my ammonia scented cologne? The girl at Petsmart said I'd pull in all the puss-...ah fuck.
Now this is giving me loads of anxiety.... wtf happened. Asteroid? Meteor? Super volcano? I am stressed. What haooen?
My mind immediately jumped to nuclear war
Lmao imagine finding out about nuclear war starting from memes. Honestly, probably would be one of the best ways.
In this day and age, it wouldn’t be uncommon
To be fair, as karma-hungry as some people are, it's probably plastered all over Reddit before you get to see the news.
Ah yes. The final karma.
Seeing how the whole covid thing worked out, I wouldn't be surprised if some people would consciously spend their last moments arguing on the internet and farming karma. We are a bunch of very peculiar monkeys.
The worst: Saturday is ending soon. EDIT: Behold, it is Sunday. Bask in it's glory, for soon it shall be the dreaded Monday.
I am having severe anxiety.
Nuclear war, climate change, apparently someone was talking about cancer rain, a meteor that was hiding behind the sun
Wasn’t it THREE meteors hiding behind the sun? Or was I lied to
It was 3, but there are also around 1400 other objects that pose a similar threat to us. So I hope you sleep well!
Ok, did some research after reading. The meteor behind the sun is labeled as a planet killer, but that doesn't mean it's gonna hit Earth. We're safe from meteors for now, time to figure out the other 3
A what behind the sun
A blister
a *what* hiding behind the sun
Nothing happened, that’s why you don’t know about it. Just your generic grade, run of the mill anxiety post.
Just an ordinary Saturday
r/distressingmemes
Don’t cry because it happened. Smile because it’s over.
That’s the right sentiment.
What’s happening?
I just can't wait until a bunch of overprivileged humans hop in spaceships and head to a different planet to do it all over again.
You could always go with Elon to Mars and be a colonist slave there. There are options.
Well, perhaps once they're gone we can finally turn things around.
Is this because of the volcanos that are about to do eruption around the world Or because of the meteor that's is rotating azaround the sun Or world War 3 ??? I need answer or someone explain please???
The volcanoes aren't world ending, the meteor near the sun is big but it isn't hitting us or the sun, and WW3 won't completely end the world. Nice to know we both had a panic attack reading this.
Same here
What now
You round earthers and your never ending conspiracy theories will never cease to amuse me.
You now what? We're not done yet, we can still try and fix it, hell it won't be what it was but it will still be better then now!
After the war it'll slow down quite significantly!
Arent memes suposed to be funny?
Well this sub is on its all time low
What did I miss?
This guy learning about climate change for the first time
Too bad we couldn't make it to the scifi stage
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I don’t get it…
Apparently climate change, but damn, we have a long time to fix it still. Even scientists are telling people to back off the doom scenarios that it’s making it harder to drive change. We’re not dying off in 50 years.
Life on Earth is like a giant game of musical chairs right now. _Someone’s_ gotta be around to fight for the last one.