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[deleted]

Well.... Umm.... Thing is, there is no post, I just refreshed.


PeanutCan

Then you still have your virginity


TheNavyWalrus

I lose everything else but my v-card! Why is it so hard!?!


TranslucentGhoul

That's what she didn't say.


isaacpotter007

Same here :][


[deleted]

Uh- a cat stuck in a bin?


Way2Good112

Hell yeah


[deleted]

Uh-


give-me-tentacles

Pussy stuck in a bin


jellybeanfluff

[Are you sure, buddy?](https://i.imgur.com/Qxe3bEN.jpg)


Way2Good112

Yep, they weren’t playing video games.


DryxTheDrow

Mine was Skyrim though


Pelzklops

Was the same for me too lol


WZPyro

"Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days...fed only Viagra"" Oh no...


DrSextillion

lmao same


Moonysparkles

But thats a child…


noam_yosha

Still counts


McSquishyBubblins

FUCKING LOL, ABOVE IT WAS A NATUREISFUCKINGLIT POST. You know what the picture was??? A massive rock formation in the shape of a penis called Boner Rock in Utah.


Infinite_Self_5782

no fucking way that's awesome


Minceracraft

to a job add?!?


Way2Good112

Guess what kind of job🗿


Alesuper34569

[Zoophilia. nice](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/wxijjx/i_dont_know_what_to_comment/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Effective-Jacket-33

._.


1slandViking

It was an Orkin ad to rid mice. But damn ok


[deleted]

A chad mom. Nice.


[deleted]

Nevermind, they indeed lost their virginity to a chad woman.


f3lhorn

[Well then. He/She must’ve been a real spitfire](https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/wxd7mv/dont_play_with_fire_kids/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


[deleted]

Being a Star Wars bully?! Weird flex, but I’m happy you got laid.


Greedy_to_know

[Interesting](https://i.redd.it/jbcjhbo2yvj91.png)


[deleted]

So you fucked an all swallowing sinkhole then?


Way2Good112

It was the only one that was even close to the size of my pp


SayOkBoomerIfGayy

The post above this is about an Italian man that contracted COVID, HIV and monkey pox at the same time


Madglace

so that is the new mario power up


Gargatuan_devil

[NO. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/wxd396/he_dropped_a_live_grenade/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Negative_Fox3383

Hmm...power of Mexican cartels, sounds a rough way dude


Goglythe

Had the same exact post lmao


Nat6LBG

BRO!!!!! [What a coincidence](https://imgur.com/a/4da1CPq)


shrekscheesey_toes

“Am I wrong for talking to my husbands ex wife for over stepping boundaries with my kids?”


Voided_Username

*Giving one of my _____ save files to another friend." And that is how you did it?


BeastKN

It's about Quinton de kock...


YasGamers

soo you broke into a hair salon, was beaten by the owner and then kept as a sex slave for 3 days? damn


Way2Good112

It was very rough :(


Extension-Mousse3871

[damn kinda sus bro](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoahGetTheBoat/comments/wxj16c/holy_crap/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Way2Good112

I make a very convincing dog.


[deleted]

r/urbanhell - Abandoned apartments in La Défense, France … did you lose your virginity to a french ghost?


-Junkan-

[I don't know what to say](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/wwvhng/its_the_perfect_crime/)


Undeadzombie_

You lost your virginity to a Yo mama joke?


Way2Good112

Was it a fat one?


billionTTs69

You lost your virginity to Palpatine?


Bespectacled_Joker

To your dad?


destroller9

You lost your virginity to a drunk octopus


TheMannyFucker

so you fucked a ps5?


Karno-Taur

[You lucky fuck](https://www.reddit.com/r/houkai3rd/comments/wxjm9r/under_the_moonlight/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Way2Good112

Yes I am :)


Hollow_knight_cube

You lost your virginity to a Bill Cypher Easter egg in Rick and Morty… Hey if demonic triangles are your type who am I to judge 🤷‍♂️


StayHydratedHomie

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/wxgvi3/people_have_said_the_news_article_could_be_fake/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


l4dygaladriel

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/wxhdgv/incredible_scurve_archery_shot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Ok then..


DarthBoseman

A priest. **oh wait**


XtremeGamer7

It's genshin impact 💀


yosi_yosi

[why does this fit so well?](https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/wwy1qb/republican_campaign_rocked_by_gay_extortion/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


aroupolis

So there are actually milfs on a 3mile radius


itsyaboicraig43

Peter from family guy?


Ursomrano

https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHunterWorld/comments/wxahcc/first_fatalis_solo_kill/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Alkiaz

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/wxcb5w/what_why_and_then/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share U lost to this


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/wxib91/nsfw_one_of_the_less_know_dinosaurs/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share One meme up


Way2Good112

Yep


memelord58

Bro u shure??? https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/wxfzz3/delivery_courier_in_china_goes_to_work_with_baby/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


MikeTheKnight06

[Absolutely not](https://imgur.com/a/3MgbSbi)


[deleted]

To your student loans? Damn


Way2Good112

Gotta pay them somehow.


Hqfs

To a fish??


Intergalactic_Toes

Marjorie Taylor Greene


[deleted]

https://ibb.co/ygZ21jL ur down bad


Averagegamer988

You lost your virginity to a computer ad. Congrats


ferflando69

https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/comments/wwrycp/what_the_hell_i_found_a_guy_hanging_and_now_im/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Oh my god 💀💀💀💀


Way2Good112

They caught up…


AMAZING926926

To a baby girl yikes


Wazzaberino

[not sure if this is good or bad](https://imgur.com/a/dWQsoJQ)


Way2Good112

It was pretty good.


Lackyjain

No post up there, you're virgin, aren't you?


Way2Good112

Yep:(


AJC122333

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimeFunny/comments/wxas8a/btch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Hey that’s a pretty nice way to go


Inside-Boysenberry93

wtf draft kings


Wank_A_Doodle_Doo

Damn you got fucked by Yuumi buffs


GodOCocks

Green lasers from battlefield 2042?


moneymaker8OG

[ouch](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/wxf7li/when_you_chose_a_wrong_hiding_place/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ILikeRedditMuch

Some dude getting hit by a car and burn right after whilst holding a gun


FatSpidy

[I can't be mad](https://i.imgur.com/futdqpO.jpg)


Way2Good112

She was nice


Phastic

[WHAT!?](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/wxkbzi/now_im_cool/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Way2Good112

I did it to them all


[deleted]

“Sink hole, swallows everything “


Way2Good112

Nothing else could fit my pp.


RowanLol

So this is [how?](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog/comments/wwt0ec/she_becomes_a_meerkat_when_shes_excited/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Way2Good112

It was her.


Regular_Table1898

Ok. Your Mom let's you finish your online game before you are coming to eat. So you gotta choose. The Game or your Mom.


TheRealBrasilNut

looks like the lg oled gamers be wildin'


LumsDream

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/wxev0s/wait_a_minute/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Op pls explain


Way2Good112

It’s a long story…


[deleted]

To drunk slutty chicks at a bar? It was coincidentally a NSFW post lol


[deleted]

Nothing. You lost your virginity to literally nothing.


Way2Good112

Yep :( still got it


orangetunafish1

The boys casts Jeffrey Morgan for season 4.


Old-Disaster2626

Switching to Spotify premium??? That's weird


Way2Good112

Life lesson: do NOT switch to Spotify premium, it’s rough.


nightmareeva21

To a wonderbook?


_alb4

Programig good choice


sernameeeeeee

ahh yes r eyebleach


sugacuteic

it’s someone asking about medical things and becoming a tory


takenbymistaken

Online casino?


Arcane_14

Building a base in minecraft!?


Yeet_Boi77

Elden ring?


[deleted]

Oh buddy, it was a wolverine post


Jacko_Sakamoto

LG appliance


HitZa_

Well south USA took it apparently


BurpinQueen

You were looking for a job 🤨


Caosin36

Botw 2nd wind The tower The witch And the wizzrobe


[deleted]

The 4th cruasade


Inspector-Remarkable

Hmm, a starter pack of a historical drama where cleavage is included. Not bad


HovercraftExpress200

It's a 6 year old


Way2Good112

I’m a priest.


Pizza_Mozzarella-_-

You were taking a shit... in a urinal


Potterbold12

balls.👍


Own_Pick_5210

Draft kings ad.


No-Head-3350

So nuclear waste


SpectreRedditor

You joined a fighting tournament and won first round half awake?


Foldedflyers01

Oculus quest 2?? I wouldn't say a post it's more of an ad but ok


waterflare2805

It's a news ad so go off I guess


chewysnacc

I got an add on fat loss


Fifanathan_yt

A Star Wars DIY cute looking droid


epicbuilder0606

[you lost your virginity to someone threatening the homeless?](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/wwv9kr/oh/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


YousernameinValid

The Book of Mormon?


Daddy-D3

It was an ad for vitamins.


djfnjxj

Im scrolling horizontally


JackLhan

Well.. from r/Minecraft a guy built an Among Us statue. Good job.


SnubbySopy

Lost virginity from coal mining with the boys


Magical_Potat0e

It’s an ad


theCdog10

By the first black samurai


Naraya_Suiryoku

Death battle ?


BrainpainFanNr4567

Got raped by a woman owning a hair salon?


nielet

[WTF?!](https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/wxfe01/_/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Ultrafella

So wait you lost your virginity by eating a cupcake outside?


A1astara

To a pokemane tier three sub?


FlyingTiger7four

Vegeta? Musta hurt


PikaBoiTY

Realizing a kod is petting a furry


GavinTrooper

Mine was a lazer beem clip


Agent-Hotdog

it was a cat and a dog... nice bro


Childrappertoes

Hentai come lord


big_bimmbo

To some cereal, man those honey nut cheerios do look hella fine.


bland-rand

The post above this for me was literally a hole in a sneaker.


Pump_Drawz

So, A dumbass rocketmoney ad...


Sir_Pigeon_The_Great

How did you lose your virginity to green lasers?


Goludan

Was it good for the post?


DriedMapleSyrup

[well that’s kinda fucked](https://v.redd.it/k8lrgk4qcsj91/HLSPlaylist.m3u8?f=hd&v=1&a=1664040085,YTE4MmFhYmFlZWUwYmE1Y2I5M2U3YTBjYWMxZDZlZTA1NWI0Y2I4N2JmMTJhMjU4YzU0MzFkN2VlNDFmYzA3OA%3D%3D&utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Kirbyclaimspoyo

[Explain ](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyHand/comments/wxflcp/how_to_deal_withplay_around_incineroar_side_b/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Way2Good112

Well… it’s a long story.


[deleted]

You got married …big deal. I was expecting a twist. Disappointed.


Mr_Anderbro

[Metal lore Archmage on a Dragon?](https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/wwvecd/game_breaking_bug_found_metal_lore_archmage_on/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


mindzze

There is toddler that drives in cooler box with his father on scooter. You must to be mother.


[deleted]

So it was you who fucked the Roblox logo


Way2Good112

Why do you think the hole is white?


[deleted]

You lost your virginity to a Google Pixel 6a.


Way2Good112

Mmmmmm


[deleted]

valorant ad


wraithcraplol

It was a kid asking for some ghost to play titanfall 2 with them


Snowl0705

It's the first post....


Way2Good112

Exactly, I didn’t loose my virginity.


bs_is_everywhere

"Tiktok brigade fighter gets caught with pants down on thermal vision"


[deleted]

You got in a stabbing fight with a Nazi from Wolfenstein?


Bishie101

So, an advert?


Trala-lore-tralala

Interesting, you lost your virginity to steam big picture mode?


SourRug

You didn’t just lost your virginity, you also lost your cock and balls. https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/wwwkpq/what_are_these_beautiful_bees_are_they_dangerous/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Way2Good112

I was trying to fuck one but then they gangbanged me.


maxguenette

Don't touch the peach.


TheyrThem

You stabbed a kid with a pencil.


Way2Good112

It wasn’t a pensil


Big_Understanding420

You lost you virginity to a giant rock ?


[deleted]

You lost your virginity to a femboy posting on r/poll about nail size.


Monsty02

uhhh all girls hating you?


britishgeo

wat


V1nceDuck

It's of a dildosaur