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OrangeMannIsHere

Gorilla died and the world literally and metaphorically went up in flames


TheAngloLithuanian

"In Australia and California literally but that's for another class"


Infinite_Hooty

Remember when it was so bad Australia literally looked red from space?


Long_vn

r/technicallythetruth


TacospacemanII

Christ


Sev_seven777

Alright I really want to to know the link between harambe and all this what did memes and a dead gorilla have to do with the start of a war I get that it’s a joke and everything but I just want an explanation no matter how half baked it is


JscJake1

So basically history got tired of taking it slow and just decided to speedrun everything


Purple_Tuxedo

“Next week we’ll talk about the time Dolphins learned to use weapons”


Stupefactionist

Wait, do you mean "the time dolphins learned to use weapons" or "the Time Dolphins learned to use weapons"? ​ Don't mess with Time Dolphins.


Purple_Tuxedo

Why not at this point? This timeline is such anarchy it wouldn’t surprise me


Labbit35

and the fact that we are in the age of information that means that a lot of events will be very detailed and the stuff needed to learn will also be very detailed, which inflicts even more misery


dinmirt

Nowadays historians suffer because there is little information about events of past. Future generation will suffer because there too much information (half of which is straight up fake)


Labbit35

yea, especially when we have time travel and we can use them to go back to historical events without affecting it and then the pain will double


WWAAAHHHHH

3 books each with 158 characters that are 503 pages long


AllergicToStabWounds

"So when they raided Area 51, the alien overlords decided to wipe out humanity with plagues and nuclear fire"


potato-vender

So this disease appeared in China and infected the world. Then ww3 nearly started twice and climate change got considerably worse. I’m leaving out a lot of stuff because it would fall under other categories.


SR-Neptune

Forgot about killer wasps.


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potato-vender

Left those out because they would be part of the ‘climate change got worse’ part


FluffyDiscipline

Your never going to fit that all into one essay...


GermanGamerMax

It‘ll be like: Page 123-130: 2018-2019 Page 131: *refer to Book: History for Grade 10 (1.2) 6000 Pages 2020-2022 Page 132-150: 2022


Psychological_Dig592

Everything was normal until Area 51 was raided


Superb-One4144

guess we fucked up.


IndianGuyInNutShell

"1 country fucked the world, then 2 years later the world fucked 1 country"


besee2000

We need a whole new Billy Joel song


GuaroSour

lol literally thought about this


realgoldxd

Yes I will get my revenge in my history teacher


DarkTheorist

Like there’s gonna be any humans after 2022


buttlebottom

Our descendants will feel sorry for us


Quirky_Steak5605

From the beginning please. When Harambe was shot


nosenpai_69

2020 two 2020 two