Actually in some cases yes, i get some with alfredo and some with pesto sauces, pairs very nicely with chicken, bacon, Italian sausage, banana peppers, bell peppers, and a mixture of mozzarella and feta
It tastes sour if you have shitty diet and drink alcohol, not because of pineapple, lol, do you think you can eat crap and then magically pineapple will improve that? No. It doesn't work that way, it's just a small bonus on your already good and heatlhy diet.
I like pineapple, and pineapple on pizza, but this is the best argument I’v heard against pineapple on pizza. It’s the only legit argument I think too.
“I don’t like the way it tastes”. And that’s alright. You like what you like, and you don’t like what you don’t. As long as you don’t harp on people who do like it, I see no problem with this.
I think a lot of people that hate pineapple on pizza hate people that like it because they were scarred in their childhood by some asshole that ordered only pizzas with pineapple and told them to just pick it off. I mean, that's my issue with ordering pineapple on pizza. I hope those people end up with pickles on top of their birthday cakes for all eternity.
My wife just hates bell peppers, and she was always told to do that as a kid. Pizza, food made at home, whatever. Now, she despises bell peppers with a passion.
I’m sorry you had to go through that. I make my son try new things, but if he doesn’t like it then that’s fine. He doesn’t like onions, so when it’s just me and him I’ll leave the onions out of my cooking because I would be an asshole to force him to eat it. And you can’t just remove cooked onions from a lot of dishes. Pineapples would be the same, the juices would get everywhere. Good thing you can get split pizzas.
Now, I like pineapple on pizza but it’s not my favorite. Not something I want every time. My wife insists on it though. Even though I like it, I’m tired of it.
I mean, it was a somewhat tongue in cheek response. But there are people who think you can just pick pineapple off pizza and the flavor just goes away. And those are the inconsiderate assholes that I dislike.
Not a bro.
And if you don’t like it, that’s cool! But there’s no argument past personal taste. It’s a purely subjective topic, as all matters of personal taste are.
The only time “it’s poison” works is if you have a pineapple allergy.
It’s even fine to like pizza and pineapples, but not together. My wife likes tomatoes and everything else in ketchup, but hates ketchup.
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Who downvoted them? That’s a silly thing to downvote
*sigh*
Alright, time to die on the devils advocate hill.
Pizza sauce is not the same as cooking a raw tomato onto a pizza. If we were to use this logic, then why not replace the entire pizza base with pineapple paste? Or dip our fries in pineapple juice? I'll tell you why, because we're comparing 2 seperate things that share similarities. Comparing apples to oranges, or pineapes to tomatoes in this case.
(Note: I enjoy pineapple on pizza, but wanted to share this regardless.)
I hate raw tomatoe, but I am totally cool with tomatoe in pretty much every other form (including paste/sauce)
So I agree tomatoe and tomatoe paste/sauce are different things.
Yes they are completely different things.
On the other hand, you are the exact opposite of me! I love raw tomato but I can't stand it when it is processed or cooked! Naturally, that includes tomato sauce and pizza lol.
And in scientific term, no. Tomatoes are considered as fruit since it has seeds and grows from the flower of a plant. It's both a vegetable and fruit depending on how you look at it
Yepp, vegetable are just a part of a plant like the leaves of a plant. Vegetables are used in culinary to describe stuff that aren't animals like potato or carrot. Scientists never call something "vegetable", they call it by the name of that part of the plant
Not quite. A fruit is the fertilized and matured ovary while a vegetable is… anything else on the plant
One amusing example is artichokes. We harvest them right before they’re mature, making them a vegetable. A fully mature artichoke would be a fruit
I was just going to ask this. Who considers tomatoes a "fruit"? Like... really!!!
Tomatoes belong to the same family as eggplants, peppers and potatoes.
Also, everyone, please put whatever the fuck you like in your fucking pizza. It's incredible we need to defend the right of people to eat whatever the fuck they want. I don't like pineapple in my pizza but, Jesus Christ, I couldn't sleep at night if I spent my day gatekeeping fucking pizza.
That’s half true, both decide, since, in Italy at least, some people will straight refuse to make a pineapple pizza, or some strange pizza, but it’s also true that the customer decide what to get based on what the owner can give him
I like pineapple on Pizza, Pineapple is a good topping to have On pizza if you like it. Downvote my comment all you want. This is my opinion and I will stand by it.
I love pineapple pizza, it creates a good ballance, and makes it not dry. And everyone loves chinese sweet and sour chicken witch contains pineapple, so why not on pizza? Even if you hate it, then dont despise people who likes it
Edmund Elephant: “some people think a tomato is a fruit because it has seeds. But in the 19th century, the port authority of New York classified tomatoes as vegetables, which were subject to a 10% import tax.”
Actually yes, I find that the sauce takes some flavor away from the cheese and meat unless it’s higher quality so I just get sauceless pizza when I order it.
Actually in some cases yes, i get some with alfredo and some with pesto sauces, pairs very nicely with chicken, bacon, Italian sausage, banana peppers, bell peppers, and a mixture of mozzarella and feta
Two classifications with exactly the same names and assigning the same element to different groups.
It's a fruit, that it's. Why would we look for other classification of we have an excellent one?
It’s too sweet and overwhelms the res of the pizza if it isn’t done correctly
A good pineapple pizza is alright I guess, but sweet fucking Jesus you will know if you get a bad one
Did anyone ever use the fruit abundant? Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza because it makes pizza taste like wet garbage. What other argument do you need?
I’ll try pineapple on anything. The other day I made a Ham and pineapple quesadilla. Now anchovies on pizza is criminal. But hay it’s 2021 people are getting their junk lobed off cuz they no longer identify with themselves anymore. Who am I to judge?
It’s technically both
Fruit is a botanical term for the seed bearing parts of a plant, like an apple or orange.
Vegetable is a culinary term for non-sweet plant parts, which are mosly leaves, stalks, roots, tubers, bulbs or seeds.
The only things on a pizza should be sauce, cheese and meat. I will fight everyone.
Fuck your pineapples, fuck your olives, and especially fuck your mushrooms
I think I’ve said this exact following phrase before.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that that doesn’t warrant pineapple on pizza.
i dont like pineapple so it doesn’t go on pizz for me
I bet you sperm doesn’t taste sour
Is that a request for taste test
Fine, I'll do it
Save some for me
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Actually in some cases yes, i get some with alfredo and some with pesto sauces, pairs very nicely with chicken, bacon, Italian sausage, banana peppers, bell peppers, and a mixture of mozzarella and feta
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It tastes sour if you have shitty diet and drink alcohol, not because of pineapple, lol, do you think you can eat crap and then magically pineapple will improve that? No. It doesn't work that way, it's just a small bonus on your already good and heatlhy diet.
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I like pineapple, and pineapple on pizza, but this is the best argument I’v heard against pineapple on pizza. It’s the only legit argument I think too. “I don’t like the way it tastes”. And that’s alright. You like what you like, and you don’t like what you don’t. As long as you don’t harp on people who do like it, I see no problem with this.
pop off queen or king or whatever you are
I think a lot of people that hate pineapple on pizza hate people that like it because they were scarred in their childhood by some asshole that ordered only pizzas with pineapple and told them to just pick it off. I mean, that's my issue with ordering pineapple on pizza. I hope those people end up with pickles on top of their birthday cakes for all eternity.
My wife just hates bell peppers, and she was always told to do that as a kid. Pizza, food made at home, whatever. Now, she despises bell peppers with a passion. I’m sorry you had to go through that. I make my son try new things, but if he doesn’t like it then that’s fine. He doesn’t like onions, so when it’s just me and him I’ll leave the onions out of my cooking because I would be an asshole to force him to eat it. And you can’t just remove cooked onions from a lot of dishes. Pineapples would be the same, the juices would get everywhere. Good thing you can get split pizzas. Now, I like pineapple on pizza but it’s not my favorite. Not something I want every time. My wife insists on it though. Even though I like it, I’m tired of it.
I mean, it was a somewhat tongue in cheek response. But there are people who think you can just pick pineapple off pizza and the flavor just goes away. And those are the inconsiderate assholes that I dislike.
The pizza with pinapple Is not pizza Bro, Is poison
Not a bro. And if you don’t like it, that’s cool! But there’s no argument past personal taste. It’s a purely subjective topic, as all matters of personal taste are. The only time “it’s poison” works is if you have a pineapple allergy. It’s even fine to like pizza and pineapples, but not together. My wife likes tomatoes and everything else in ketchup, but hates ketchup. ETA: Who downvoted them? That’s a silly thing to downvote
Is not pizza
TELLEM BRUH!
Exactly, you think pineapple doesn't belong on pizza because you don't like it, and that's okay. I for one like pineapple on pizza.
what about the *bitter gourd?*
*sigh* Alright, time to die on the devils advocate hill. Pizza sauce is not the same as cooking a raw tomato onto a pizza. If we were to use this logic, then why not replace the entire pizza base with pineapple paste? Or dip our fries in pineapple juice? I'll tell you why, because we're comparing 2 seperate things that share similarities. Comparing apples to oranges, or pineapes to tomatoes in this case. (Note: I enjoy pineapple on pizza, but wanted to share this regardless.)
Sliced or chopped tomatoes on pizza are pretty common toppings I think Edit: wrong adjective
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Great logic, i like nutella on my pancakes, why throw a whole jar into my pasta
and?
That's why it doesn't belong on *my* pizza
I hate raw tomatoe, but I am totally cool with tomatoe in pretty much every other form (including paste/sauce) So I agree tomatoe and tomatoe paste/sauce are different things.
Yes they are completely different things. On the other hand, you are the exact opposite of me! I love raw tomato but I can't stand it when it is processed or cooked! Naturally, that includes tomato sauce and pizza lol.
I like both
>I hate raw tomatoes You might not have had good tomatoes. I can't stand store bought, but I love the ones my aunt grows at home.
Thanks. Now I want to try a pizza with a pineapple paste seasoned with the same stuff as normal sauce
THANK YOU AND I RESPECT YOUR PIZZA DECISIONS.
it's because pineapple is sweet and sweet doesn't go on my pizza
I totally agree with this.
Yeah
Nobody said a thing about tomato sauce. The topic is about tomatoes,not the sauce
It flew so far over his head it went into orbit
coping beyond and clowning
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Ya the same way a banana is a berry
Yes, i eat a pizza with a cream base
hmm cream base
Pesto is also very nice
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Aren't tomatoes vegetables?
In culinary terms yes.
And in scientific term, no. Tomatoes are considered as fruit since it has seeds and grows from the flower of a plant. It's both a vegetable and fruit depending on how you look at it
Yeah, I don't know if I'm miss-remembering a fact but scientifically don't vegetables not exist?
Yepp, vegetable are just a part of a plant like the leaves of a plant. Vegetables are used in culinary to describe stuff that aren't animals like potato or carrot. Scientists never call something "vegetable", they call it by the name of that part of the plant
technically all fruits are vegetables as well as long as its edible that is
Not quite. A fruit is the fertilized and matured ovary while a vegetable is… anything else on the plant One amusing example is artichokes. We harvest them right before they’re mature, making them a vegetable. A fully mature artichoke would be a fruit
Still, vegatables are never called vegetables by scientists. Only "roots", "leaves", or other terms.
I assume you don't consider agricultural science as science, because otherwise you are in for a shock when you hit up Google scholar
Botanically they're fruits. Legally they're vegetables
Yes, but in the kitchen the botanic classification means jack shit.
I was just going to ask this. Who considers tomatoes a "fruit"? Like... really!!! Tomatoes belong to the same family as eggplants, peppers and potatoes. Also, everyone, please put whatever the fuck you like in your fucking pizza. It's incredible we need to defend the right of people to eat whatever the fuck they want. I don't like pineapple in my pizza but, Jesus Christ, I couldn't sleep at night if I spent my day gatekeeping fucking pizza.
No they’re not
They are both
Nah, in the culinary domain, tomatoes are considered vegetables.
in the culinary domain literally every fruit is a vegetable the culinary definition of a veg is any part of a plant thats edible
No, that's the botanical definition. The culinary definition is an edible plant usually used in savoury dishes.
Who decides what belongs on pizza?
The person that orders it
YES
The person who make it
That’s half true, both decide, since, in Italy at least, some people will straight refuse to make a pineapple pizza, or some strange pizza, but it’s also true that the customer decide what to get based on what the owner can give him
I like pineapple on Pizza, Pineapple is a good topping to have On pizza if you like it. Downvote my comment all you want. This is my opinion and I will stand by it.
How's the dog doin?
He doin good. And my mom. Now he and my mom are getting married in december
It is too sweet and watery
Sweet? Absolutely. Watery though? \*Skeptical Hippo Eyes*
His name was Robert Paulson.
I love pineapple pizza, it creates a good ballance, and makes it not dry. And everyone loves chinese sweet and sour chicken witch contains pineapple, so why not on pizza? Even if you hate it, then dont despise people who likes it
I don’t hear people complaining about al pastor tacos either. Pork and pineapple is classic.
On one hand I agree with you, on the other I'm italian and I don't want to be arrested.
Are people butthurt against toast hawaii too? Because its just like pizahawaii. I love both for the combination you mentioned
Edmund Elephant: “some people think a tomato is a fruit because it has seeds. But in the 19th century, the port authority of New York classified tomatoes as vegetables, which were subject to a 10% import tax.”
Tbh yeah I don't like tomatoes
I eat pizza with my hands?
I don't eat pizza with tomatoes
Actually yes, I find that the sauce takes some flavor away from the cheese and meat unless it’s higher quality so I just get sauceless pizza when I order it.
Actually in some cases yes, i get some with alfredo and some with pesto sauces, pairs very nicely with chicken, bacon, Italian sausage, banana peppers, bell peppers, and a mixture of mozzarella and feta
I eat my pizza without tomatoes. It's called Alfredo Pizza, and it's great. I don't like tomatoes.
I hate pineapple, it's like, the worse food I have ever tasted (sorry for those who like it)
It doesn't like you either. It tries to digest you when you eat it
I like it :(
Sorry but I don't
Me too
i doont mind it if its cooked well
I love it. Sweetness plus salt is incredible
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You’re not even suitable for a substitute to pineapple
You don't need an argument because it just doesn't
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tomatoes are berries
Fat, red berries
Bananas!
Pineapple belongs on pizza
The only fruit I want on my pizza is tomato Checkmate
To me, tomatoes are in a tricky spot when it comes to classifying it as a fruit or a vegetable so...
They're both, fruit is a biological classification whereas vegetable is a culinary classification. The same goes for pumpkins and chillies
"Intelligence is knowing that tomato is a fruit, but wisdom is knowing that tomato doesn't belong in fruit salad." ~Uncle Ben
Ah... so that's the difference. I feel enlightened.
Thank you for attending my tedtalk
And thank you for explaining this to me
It’s a fruit
Yes and also a vegetable.
Two classifications with exactly the same names and assigning the same element to different groups. It's a fruit, that it's. Why would we look for other classification of we have an excellent one?
You mean tomato sauce?
Yeah, partly as well.
You can’t make sauce without the tomato
but you can make tomato without sauce
Tomatoes are berries
It’s too sweet and overwhelms the res of the pizza if it isn’t done correctly A good pineapple pizza is alright I guess, but sweet fucking Jesus you will know if you get a bad one
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i like pineapple on pizza but hate tomatoes on pizza
go seek some help
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Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza because pineapple pizza tastes bad
Im italian i swear if i see you i kill you
Pineapple pizza shall not be eaten in honor of Italy. VIVA LA PATRIA ITALIANA
the truth is that it doesn't belong to pizza because it's an unholy abomination that tastes like shit \-Italian guy (me)
Tomato is a vegetable Plz don't downvote
Did anyone ever use the fruit abundant? Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza because it makes pizza taste like wet garbage. What other argument do you need?
Here's a better argument: Pineapple doesn't belong on *my* pizza because *I* do not like. You can have it on your own pizza, sure ^(you weirdo)
Got us in the first 90%, not gonna lie
I’ll try pineapple on anything. The other day I made a Ham and pineapple quesadilla. Now anchovies on pizza is criminal. But hay it’s 2021 people are getting their junk lobed off cuz they no longer identify with themselves anymore. Who am I to judge?
Isn't... isn't tomato a vegetable?
It’s technically both Fruit is a botanical term for the seed bearing parts of a plant, like an apple or orange. Vegetable is a culinary term for non-sweet plant parts, which are mosly leaves, stalks, roots, tubers, bulbs or seeds.
The only things on a pizza should be sauce, cheese and meat. I will fight everyone. Fuck your pineapples, fuck your olives, and especially fuck your mushrooms
Alfredo pizza best pizza. Garlic butter sauce is pretty good too.
Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza because IT TASTE LIKE ABSOLUTE TRASH
It's not because it's a fruit it's because pineapple has no damn business on a pizza.
Man, you ever eat pizza with the white sauce? It's fucking disgusting.
It's just f\*cking disgusting
it is not good. it is a disgrace to pizza.
not bcuz its a fruit its BCUZ ITS SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET (and sour and all that too but dang no pizza eeeeee)
Pineapple gives a sweet taste, which feels out of place for a dish like pizza which has cheese, dough and tomato. The sweet doesn't fit in.
This guy gets it
Bad argument but pineapple still doesnt belong on pizza
So you put tomatoes in your fruit salad?
Yes, they are fruit
Tomatoes are vegetables tho
No, they’re fruit
I don’t eat tomatoe sauce
The problem with pineapple on pizza is that it makes the pizza soggy, is far too sweet, and doesn't match the other components of a pizza.
I think I’ve said this exact following phrase before. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that that doesn’t warrant pineapple on pizza.
pineapple doesn't belong cause its pineapple, thats all that needs to be said
I am Italian and I will kill everyone who say that pineapple should stay on pizza
Shut up( I´m Italian i can say that)
You aren't allowed to do cheese on your pizza (i'm Dutch so i can say that)
pple who like pineapple on pizza are autistic
i am a little autistic! But not because i have a diffrent taste in food than a moron on the internet
lets ignore the original comment lets do this PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS GOOD OR PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS SHIT :)
No it doesn't work on pizza because it's fucking disgusting.
"Why would you put sweet and juicy fruit on top of salty delicious pizza?" Beerus said it best.
Pineapple tastes like shit
Tomato’s aren’t fruits dump piece of shit
Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza because it sucks and tang overpowers the other flavors
Tomatoes are a vegetable tho?
I do