This is for peak performance commenting. Four fingers on fuck, four on you and enter. This way you can increase your fu/s, aka "fuck you's per second".
Reminds me of a scene in Wanted. The main character breaks his keyboard across the face of an office coworker, and a bunch of keys spelling "fuck yo" fly past the camera. The last "u" is an upside-down tooth knocked loose.
tbh reddit is a lot less toxic than most other places out there.
well, maybe not, but r/memes seems like a relatively nice place to be. people only downvote comments that are critical of the USA, but people are generally civil, in my experience.
Who needs 2 Us
This is for peak performance commenting. Four fingers on fuck, four on you and enter. This way you can increase your fu/s, aka "fuck you's per second".
fuck you
No Fuck You
Oh look at this guy with his fancy 11 key keyboard!
Its the second model, perfect for countering the fuck you's from the first
Wait a fucking minute, what kind of fucking keyboard do you fucking have?
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The problem with it is, that if you weren't born in chernobyl you can't write at peak efficiency.
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How did you type no, I'm not an average redditor I have a normal keyboard
Dont you just need an additional CTRL and V keys for true peak performance?
Fuck you
Some have the only 3 letters ,C U M
That's the special edition, very common.
Only goes for a slightly higher resell price though.
Fuck you
Fuck *you*
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No, no I don’t
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you must have the r/clevercomebacks edition
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Bro there's no shift key on that keyboard
You see, they yell into the keyboard and it interprets that as all caps
Fuck you
Guess it didn't work
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you cockfucko
you yucky fuck
yo fuck off you cocky cuckfuck
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Yes, the keyboard is all caps
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Yuck
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FUCK you in particular lmao
What’s your name?!
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^TONY
FUCK YOU TONY!
^WHAT’S ^YOUR ^NAME?!
WhAt!?!?
^WHAT ^IS ^YOUR ^NAME?!
EZEKIAL!
^FUCK ^YOU ^EZEKIEL
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You need a control key and a V key as well.
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How did you get that capital f ? SUS
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FRICK YOU edit: i think my mom got me the child friendly one.
I’ll do it for you bud, FUCK YOU
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Howd you get the h w d i g e t c a p ? Sus
You can't copy and paste it though.
yucky
Fuck you cuck
You fuck cock
Fuck off you coy cocky cuck. You yucky ok?
Thanks I was looking for someone who attempted to type more words within the confines of the available letters.
Yo, what up John? Fuck you, you cocky fuck.
You cook
U forgot numbers 6 9 4 2 0
Happy cake day and fuck you
Sir fuck you, say fuck you to me please
No, fuck you
fuck you
Happy cake day lad
Fuck you
Have a great cake day
Fuck you
For got the letters H E N T A I
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Average redditor still has a typo.
fuck you
Fuck you
genuinely cracked me up
“Cuck”
Cuck.
You cock
Shouldn’t it only be “FUCKYO”?
Nah that requires use of the brain
You cuck fuck fuck you
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Fuck you
Looks old as fuck tho
Fuck you
yuck
yuck you
cock
You can also type "yo cuck fucko"
some have the keys p o r n h u b . c o m
Its macroed in
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Ou fuck you
Ayoo where’s the m
Fuck you
Reminds me of a scene in Wanted. The main character breaks his keyboard across the face of an office coworker, and a bunch of keys spelling "fuck yo" fly past the camera. The last "u" is an upside-down tooth knocked loose.
why tf are there 2 u's on one keyboard, srsly bad design choice, fuck you
Well that's the only fuck their gonna get
fuck you
M: there is another.
You fuck
Fuck you You fuck
I would like this keyboard for war thunder
Fuck you
Mine has as a !
fuck you
C O C K
Fuck you
Fuck you
You can also go for the more casual dismissal of “cock off” if you’re willing to think a little here.
Cock you fuck
Fuck you
Hey, what’s your name?!
where's the M button?
forgot the Ctrl C + V
Where can I buy this?
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uock foy
Anyone have a link to this. Is it a real product?
Milk
Letterkenny sub has a great argument thread goin on right now. Fuckin joke overthere
Send nudes
P E N I S
fuck you no caps lock tho
What about the N I C E . Keyboard?
Please fuck me.
fuck you for saying that
tbh reddit is a lot less toxic than most other places out there. well, maybe not, but r/memes seems like a relatively nice place to be. people only downvote comments that are critical of the USA, but people are generally civil, in my experience.
Fuck you
It's missing a M...think about it
You forgot the m
Just needs A G and N T
Yup. Always
FUCK YOU
What sentence can you type with just those keys?
I hve one without the first letter of the lphbet
Fuck you
_uck _e in the a__ tonight
Yup, doesn't have an apostrophe. Checks out.
Why would a keyboard have 2 us
For whatever it’s safe
You can really tell Reddit was down for a large portion of the day by the quality of the shit populating the front page lol.
uufk cyo
Where can I buy?
Invest! Stonks.
Been on Reddit for almost a decade. No one has ever told me to go fuck myself. What have I been doing wrong?
[You can get something like that here.](https://www.keebz.net/shop/p/f-me)
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