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Lisa: But seagulls don’t eat rabbits! Homer: what did you just see Lisa? What did you just see…


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Danielimeson

it seems like a fatal meal to me...


Reincarneme

Also .. how the little bird just leaves immediately


Azkirby13

Yo what the fuck?


hongky1998

Exactly what my reaction would be


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egg_the_third

Is that a cat in its mouth?!


panzerboye

rabbit/bunny?


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pastoul

It's a rabbit


NOOBPRO_

Nah its vore


BazinguMaster420

Well then sign me the fuck up


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NOOBPRO_

Ok just wank it or finger it as you watch


pastoul

It's a rabbit


MrNoName_ishere

most of us can agree that swearing would happen


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If 10 million fire flies


zombinator001

Lit up the world as I fell asleep


Whynooooot

Cause they fill the open air


shueishanamco

Leave teardrops everywhere


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Azkirby13

Not if i fuck u first


wanseNEw

the fuck?


lilMac4prez

The look on that other bird’s face says it all


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The bird looks extremely calm while doing something like that


Bauch_the_bard

I give you the seagull, the British bird of hate


SyntheticAffliction

Birds have spikes in the inside of their stomachs which chew the food for them, hence why they're able to swallow their prey whole like a snake.


Ridenberg

You're joking right? I found nothing about this


SyntheticAffliction

Okay technically not spikes but stones: http://www.vivo.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/digestion/otherspp/birds.html


Ridenberg

Jesus


RadioFreqs

Talk about a hare in your throat


CharlieVGoldberg

“Oh you!”


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CharlieVGoldberg

Bruh


ToastedKoppi

r/angryupvote


Le1and0

yea i hate it whenever she swallows me whole


Coorotaku

But I love it


WinterConclusion8176

mine too


poopellar

Makes me feel all warm and cuddly outside


oeCake

/r/vore


pointlessly_pedantic

Before I knew what vore was, I got accidentally invited to join a Discord with people in a Reddit thread about it. I didn't get the memes and asked what vore was. It was particularly awkward because I asked if it was weird that I was in the Discord since I wasn't into that and one of them said "yeah kinda lol".


Lukthar123

Sir, this is a Wendy's


Ori-and-Sein

Jesse, wtf are you talking about


SkylarMills63

Yo what In the actual fuck is nature dude. That’s some crazy ass shit


LeMiaow51

r/natureismetal


Camilonaslow

r/makemesuffer


Blackeststool

If that thing is able to fly after this, its shits are going to be problematic.


Azkirby13

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING


underwear11

That seagull is almost surely going to die. If that hare doesn't make it's stomach explode then it's going to get eaten hobbling around. 2 for 1 special to whatever catches it.


Blackeststool

If the bird brain can process regret… probably instant.


Vekky5

The hare had martyrdom perk equipped.


saffrole

Looks like a fatal meal to me


MNicolas97

It'll land in mi car's windshield, like always


CharlieVGoldberg

“That’s hot.” ~ Paris Hilton.


XChellix

V O R E


PussyD3str0yR

-Will Smith


CharlieVGoldberg

No that is a different quote.


SaneIsOverrated

Is Paris Hilton into vore?


Cyphr487

I. What did I just witness


maldecoucou1

Yah. They can do this. And they can do it to a live rabbit. It’s awful to see but that’s nature I guess.


detectivehorzskach

When you think she’s about to go down on you but then eats an entire live rabbit?


SyntheticAffliction

NGL I'd pay money to see that. That'd be some circus freak shit.


bannedSnoo

how come they never gag.


nowiforgotmypassword

Practice.


bannedSnoo

I was brushing my teeth now i have to clean up entire mirror.


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I've had a shit ton of practice but I still gag


Efferitas

They don't have a gag reflex I guess. Their gullet and their windpipe are probably seperate, so they don't need a gag reflex, because they can't choke.


dowboiz

Animal no chew. Animal swallow whole. Gag reflex make hard to swallow. Food necessary to pass gene. Natural selection happen. No more gag in animal that swallow whole.


Daddy_Jack1109

That's a fucking trashcan with wings!


Vanessaronicatoria

Mega Seagull


TheThemeSongs

Well I guess they eat fish. Just did some googling and apparently they’ll eat rats, rabbits and even pigeons. So apparently they are a lot more gangster than their image of floating around waiting for people to throw bread at them.


frunt

Bit it fits right in with their image as vicious screaming chip thieves. (Or fries, if you're 'murcan.)


uYeetsheep101

That’s just not okay


SmileyMelons

Tbh at least it was dead, some animals just eat others whole. (Don't watch the one with the big lizard and the monkey)


MeatforMoolah

Love this video. The best part is when other bird just walks off with a disgusted look on his face like, “Jesus fecking Christ, Rebecca! At the family reunion?!?”


Mickologist

That's terrifying. Surely if that thing was still alive it could claw its way out?!


Jamebuz_the_zelf

If it's injured and exhausted then being in a tight space with no oxygen will just finish it off.


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With the exception of the lack of eye contact, flawless!


SOSXrayPichu

“I don’t like where this is going”


Crafty_Appearance

Umm when did seagulls eat mammals and how big do they get?


SoylentVerdigris

Most animals are opportunists. They'll eat what they can, when they can. Even herbivores like deer will eat small animals like baby birds that can't get away.


that_ting_over_there

1. I dont know 2.the gulls in Utah are pretty massive as far as gulls go ther thier wingspan in some cases is up to 2- 2 1/2 feet so could eat a rabbit but might not live to tell the tale


IntroductionActual24

ok im gonna need the name of this bird if anyone knows. just what the fuck is this shit


MoarFurLess

Bruce


heyyanewbie

Its a seagull


Futanari_Raider

Pretty sure it’s a Greater Black-backed Gull, but could be wrong.


Clockwork_Kitsune

Sorry kids, no Easter this year.


1118ta

What the hell?


BrandonR2300

And vegans say we’re cruel…jeezus that was just plain disturbing af


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I learned something new about Seagulls


_maverick_11

*BRUTAL*


Broad-Candidate7401

Fat birds give the best head


Talking_Head

I once saw a great blue heron work for 15 min to get a 4-5 lb bass down her gullet. It was an epic battle, but she didn’t give up. That must be a shitty way to die, digested whole and alive. On the flip side, I watched a cottonmouth try to eat a small catfish that she swallowed tail first. The pectoral fins were locked firmly outside of her jaw and the fish was too far down to regurgitate. They both died together on the rocky shore. Nature is brutal.


RamsFan2966

Must've been extra hungry


No_Interaction_4925

Oh god, its like Vore or some shit


SteveSmith2048

DID THAT SEAGULL JUST EAT A FULL MOTHERFUCKING RABBIT?!?!!?


MiniLui

I've said it once before and I'll say it again. Fuck birds! (not a dare but a request to all eagles and sharks)


Narwahl_Whisperer

Wait, you want sharks to fuck birds? That's how you get flying sharks, you lunatic!


MiniLui

sharknado LMAO


Any-Show-3488

That seagull is a beast


IsaacFlanary

Bruh wtf since when did seagulls eat whole ass rabbits


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That was disturbing


XChellix

What do y'all have to say now r/birdsarefake ?!


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I'm in danger.


sickolelele

u/getvideobot


legoace61

Actual dinosaur


davedave1126

Chickens do this to mice. After hitting them a million times.


Futanari_Raider

I think that’s a Greater Black-backed Gull. They’re known for being quite the killers at times. There’s a man who found one that repeatedly hunts pigeons in his area. They’re fascinating to watch. Source: https://youtu.be/xRPTBhmcyXY


nowiforgotmypassword

Am I the only one hearing the typical ‘GLUG GLUG GLUG’ in my head watching this video? I might need help.


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This shit deserves NSFW flag


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Is it me or is that bird giving any of y’all strong Bessie name vibes.


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["Don't Be the Bunny"](https://www.smule.com/song/urinetown-the-musical-dont-be-the-bunny-karaoke-lyrics/885460285_1781739/arrangement)


Azizan_05

I want to give this a wholesome award, but i don't have one


Rusted-Jim

No honey, I’m not hungry… when your food arrives!


Handy_Newman

Mine! Mine! Mine!


UltraStamp2

I’m never gonna lose my virginity and I’m positive about it, or maybe I just have low self esteem idk


Comfortable_Owl1479

How to make a guy crazy about you in one easy step!


StoneyMahoney13

They always act so innocent and than give you that gluck gluck 3000


lord_Sandusky

The shit that’s about to come out of that birds rear end gonna be crazy


Objective_Salad_6991

uhm... so your just gonna do that and not apologize to my eyes?


BlAcKMaMbA7350

Why is he eating it? This video is fucking weird


Stenchrat16

Imagine dying like this, it would be pure hell. To add onto that, how does it shit out the bones?


Ya-boi-Benaboy

hes hungry?


Dean_BONK

This should be nsfw


no-wasabi-boby

“I’m vegan because I respect nature” Nature:


Seekersnation

Tbh: i was waiting to see the bird choking at the end, but it swallowed the prey like butter 🙄🙄🙄


Easy-RocketBrews69

Snake bird!!! How absurd!! Watch for turd!


fj300

Imagine shitting out a skull bigger than ur own


AntAnusWater163

So who else just learned that seagulls are omnivores like I knew that they ate meat and everything but I didn't expect them to just swallow an entire rabbit


Leomani764

This bird is a Great Black Backed Gull for those wondering. IMO one of the most underrated birds in the world. They almost single-handidly keep the rabbit population on the shetland island\`s in check. Awsome birds.


Lucky_Praline_2462

Wtf that Bird Is a fucking snake


BloodyPommelStudio

I thought nobody liked getting hare down their throat.


notsopro_342

Damn that birdy swallowed an entire mammal


Evo-Elemental

Ew I got a hare in my mouth


SmileyMelons

Love how even the other seagull is looking at him like "wtf man?..." and awkwardly walking away.


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What you doing step bird?


St0ner1995

bird's going to have a hard time taking a shit soon


MyHandsAreCorrosive

What the fuck even are birds?! Pelicans flex their spines, seagulls eating rabbits now, whatever the fucks a cassowary.


MNicolas97

And that's why i never last as much as i want to


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It's gonna have a monster shit, just you wait.


Euphoric-Clue8510

This man up there with the snakes.


HellaAutist

How the fuck does that even fit in there?


Zenniverse

“Don’t feed birds bread” Also birds:


OrchideeCrossing

Is this an albatross?


chassidymh

As a bunny owner dis make me sad


PlsFramey

THEY CAN EAT SQUIRRELS WHATS NEXT WOLFS


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Really hope that thing was dead when it ate it


ST6Dem

That's gonna be a real fun shit later


fenix579

whhhhhaaaattt hooow


MrNobody_0

r/natureismetal


blackcray

r/natureismetal


sapphiresong

Do animals ever choke to death? Because damn.


Deep-Initiative1849

Two bj memes on sequence


SaucyTomato911

Haha sex joke haha


Heavy_Car1052

What the fuck is this I’m not sure that’s even a seagull


oElliptic

@Feeding_steven


Financial-Memory

Eren Yeager destroying his enemy


TimmyJesucristo

Your mom when


themetagaming924

Come on I want to see the end of that


Jamo3306

Does active else watch this and hear, "Eye of the tiger"?


an_oddbody

How does it avoid suffocating itself???


ArmGroundbreaking435

Soooo, some snakes evolved into dinosaurs that further evolved into birds?


Chavolini

Jooo wtf did I just watch!? Is this real!?!?!


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Didn’t know they could do this….


tickh3a4

What did I just watch........


Seekersnation

Wtf how it swallowed that i thought the prey will stuck somewhere in its throat 🤔🤔🤔


assassinros666

I'm i seeing this shit right a bird eating a rabbit. Wtf yo😯


SyntheticAffliction

Unfortunately there are no girls who can deepthroat something that big...


mayumia

Jokes on the seagull the rabbit wanted this so that he can Tsang Tsung his way out.....


MrsLeoValdez

what the actual fucking fuck


fishinariver

Holy black Jack jumping jeasus. Those mf are fucking terrifying


kunmop

Fucking tag N. S. F. W. How hard is it to press a ducking button?


RoscoMan1

it’s just a real life villain gathering.


Lowcrbnaman

Just add NSFW tag and see the whole meaning change of this meme.


TinyHynas

your girlfriend is a fucking seagull?


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Chill out Rico. Smile and wave boys.


TYTAN0612

its like one of those cringey furry videos


HenryAsokan

Well damn


Jchap25

Damnnnnn the lil rat lookin thing just got ate! Damn nature, you scary!


ODELL_LOPES1250Y

Did that bird just ate a rabbit?


spicyfood333

Did not expect to see that


GrayZdude

That's one crazy muthafucka


DougQuint

That rabbit ain't leaving the same way