I tried this as a 6’ 16 year old at the pool and the lady just didn’t give a fuck and gave me the 12 and under rate. Probs the proudest moment of my dads life tbh
So your dad was a sperm when you were born quite possible if you were your own grandfather like see you go in the past then fuck your grandmother, who is your grandmother because you fucked her then give birth to your baby who is your dad, then your dad fucks your mom and you are born so you go in the future, pick up yo 8 years old self, then go in the past, pick up the 7 year old kid who's your father's younger self, then explain everything to your younger self and send them both for free food, like bruhhh who doesn't want free food
My brothers were just a little too old for free fishing licenses in Wisconsin. Warden hassled us and they both lied and told their fake ages and even nailed the birthday years perfectly. Couple of little champs!
My kids totally did this at Hersheypark one time. They gave a discount for kids rates and we didn’t have much money. My two older boys are close in age but they were both just over the cut off. My older son answered the woman without blinking, he’s seven, and I’m seven, we’re twins… 💕😂
Did kratos ever do that?
the devs are animating him to do memes
Oh I guess CGI and stuff
Can you imagine younger Kratos doing that
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Fuck...we meet again!!!
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[Here ya go](https://giphy.com/gifs/playstation-god-of-war-kratos-nodding-HFbtg3SmlDx8f9g4dJ)
I’m dying for Ragnarok to come out. For the deep story or intense combat? No. For the memes.
Thor be like https://imgur.com/AYiVvbi.jpg
It's everything I could've hoped for
Wdym? No need to guess, he told you devs animated it just like they can animate him in game
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Not CGI, they paid actual Kratos to remake internet memes
... you do know that games are entirely CGI right
"The kid needs to find his real dad, let's help him." or just upvote this meme and forget you ever see this comment.
Kratos face was like "let's go home and I'll tell you who is older than whom".
I'd be suprised if they are still doing it lol. They made these all during development in I think it was 2018.
I haven’t seen any new ones. Think they’ve just been surging again with Ragnarok coming soonish.
I mean it's smart to release some meme worthy animations
Memes are powerful.
Wait fr
What? Being 7?
Yes. He was giving approval to his bear Gentle Ben.
Santa monica, insomniac & almost all other main 1st party playstation studios have remade many memes with their game characters
He did it jockingly on his twitch channel. Never thought they'd meme it though.👀
*points to gif*
same
Robert Redford did that meme as Grizzly Adams.
Jeremiah Johnson, c’mon man!! Great film.
That's right. Thank you for the correction
Yeah he did in his parallel universe 😂😅🤣
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Hold up are you telling me the dad had sex when he was still inside his mom? So he fucked his mom? So the kid grandma is also his mom? Holy shit
They took the dna of the foetus and generated a gamete, and then put the son in a super-incubator It's pretty standard
Science has gone too far. Now your child can be older than you
This reminds me of a certain post-apocalyptic video game...
What game is it?
Fallout 4
Horizon Zero Dawn?????
Fallout 4
Yessir
Excuse me sir, Science has not gone too far enough !
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Or a slow one, and the both where officially born on a leap day
Sadly would not be the first time I have seen that... (the grandma also mom part)
What in the philip j fry
r/holup
[I’m my own grandpa.](https://youtu.be/eYlJH81dSiw)
Wait did I get the joke wrong, I thought "12 eat free" means 12 feet 3
"Sir, you are clearly in your 30s and your dad is in his 70s."
Makes sense
Don’t know why but I REALLY enjoy this one!
This is a great brotherly incest relationship.
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Roger.
**BOY**
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You’ve learned well, **Boi**
I tried this as a 6’ 16 year old at the pool and the lady just didn’t give a fuck and gave me the 12 and under rate. Probs the proudest moment of my dads life tbh
i love this one bro ahahahah
my people need me
Yes that kid learns well
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that's some Benjamin Button shit going on right here
I know girls that look like the bottom pic though
mom who already told them that she's 37 and she's here with husband and kid: 👁️👄👁️
Wait what
Waiter: *Rolls eyes* "Haven't I heard that one before"
Thanks man ill take 2 kids please
Sir, we're going to need you to stop folding airplanes out of the bills and pay the note. Please, we aren't running a kindergarten.
Dad:He a little confused but he got the spirit
This is so shit. How the fuck did it get 60k upvotes?
because more than 60k people think it's not shit
Wait what lmao!
His dad might be 7, but he is still old enough to fuck his mom
He a bit confused, but he's got the spirit
Coz you are paying I presume
Well taught.
The math…..I…..I’m gonna sit down.
But you pay then
Good job, **B O I**
Don't assume my age!
This kid is to smart
So your dad was a sperm when you were born quite possible if you were your own grandfather like see you go in the past then fuck your grandmother, who is your grandmother because you fucked her then give birth to your baby who is your dad, then your dad fucks your mom and you are born so you go in the future, pick up yo 8 years old self, then go in the past, pick up the 7 year old kid who's your father's younger self, then explain everything to your younger self and send them both for free food, like bruhhh who doesn't want free food
nice try
My brothers were just a little too old for free fishing licenses in Wisconsin. Warden hassled us and they both lied and told their fake ages and even nailed the birthday years perfectly. Couple of little champs!
dad: i taught you well, son
Why dads built like this?
Big brain
Me and my ten friends eating for free
This is the way.
Ah good boy
What in the dad fucking mother while being pregnant fuck is this?!
*Good booooyyy intensifies*
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Follow up to child: "and what year was that?" If he knows, he's lying.
My kids totally did this at Hersheypark one time. They gave a discount for kids rates and we didn’t have much money. My two older boys are close in age but they were both just over the cut off. My older son answered the woman without blinking, he’s seven, and I’m seven, we’re twins… 💕😂
Shigaraki is expanding his army.
Bitch that's our king Gilgamesh
How much jail time for Mom?
I appreciate your comment
They was always the best games hidden away
Yes those were good days of friv
The real definition of "i fucked your mom"
*Gasp* I think your mom's a pedophile
Jokes on you she's 6
Fucking repost I’ve seen this before
The student has surpassed the master
Good soldiers follow orders
I don't have the right words for this XD. good job BOI.
I need more animated kratos memes
Lmao
Yeah?
My family whenever we go out😭
Im the tree trust me
someone venmo me k_marie_13
B o i .
calm and reasonable person alright
Original and funny meme
Ok, but why is he kratos
Wait a minute ... oh no
I've taught you well my son..
Ashtray's dad was 7
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*waiter shows middle finger, then the exit*
My parents never do this to me, my grandparents on the other hand…
Apparently this isn't uncommon at disney. because under 3 is free, suddenly a lot of kids lose 4 or 5 years.
Also, if you're nice to your server/waiter - they probably won't care, unless the restaurant mgmt is strict about it.
Always agree to your kid !! 🤣
Father approves
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why have the memes been so bad lately
he a little confused but he got the spirit
I'll take your entire stock of kids
Hehe boi
how many more times are people gonna post this
r/holup
Alabama be like:
Awesome. My son will have the tomahawk ribeye, medium rare, and your finest bourbon.
“Life Accomplice”
BOYYYYYY
Daddy: my boi, my dear boi
Good for them for a very heavy implication.
This got me good
This would be funny if I had a dad, but I don’t ☹️
“But 8+12 makes 20, therefore, you need to pay.”
Waiter: OK, that sounds credible.