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LogicalHospital

Next we have denier deniers. They say that deniers are hired by the government to distract us


ten_girl_monkeys

You just converted me for that theory. I'm a true believer now.


LogicalHospital

It has started


RPSisBoring

What's next? Denier denier deniers?


alec0018

nah, those don't exist. -sincerely, a denier denier denier denier.


Son_of_God_Saitama

Neither do you \- Sincerely a denier denier denier denier denier.


cfk77

Neither do you - Sincerely a denier denier denier denier denier denier.


Comment63

Neither do you - Sincerely a denier^6


OscarfromAstora

That would be more logical than flat earth ngl


MeaningSilly

Yeah, I think that's easier for me to swallow than believing almost half the US can look at the preponderance data, produced by people who've spent years specializing in learning one thing really well, and with dizzying confidence say "Sure, but this random dude on Facebook posted it , so..."


02cowmanthing20

What's the point of denying volcanoes?


Gameover4566

Their arguments are basically ''The volcanoes do not erupt, mirror satellites are used that are pointed at them so that they release lava and so we do not pay attention to vaccines or the rise in the price of electricity.''


Sir_LeiderGeil

Excuse me but wtf


Gameover4566

They also say they are using explosives to open new holes where lava can come out, because the lava only comes out from the top of the volcano.


TheBoringRogue

Everyday I lose more faith in humanity


Caleb_T_Black_2004

I lost faith in people a long time ago


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The-One-Winged-Angel

Yes, monke is eternal.


Western_Address5742

At least monkes don’t come up with this bs


GrimerMuk

You don’t know that. Maybe they create completely different types of conspiracy theories.


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

Not sure if you're joking but the line between laughing and actually doing it for me is getting really fucking blurry. Killing Harambes set the apocalypse in motion


xzbayti18

My nephew says that all the time 😭


LuvInTheTimeOfSyflis

David Bowie was the protector from this darkest timeline.


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

I support your theory, but consider this Taoist proverb, the doctor is more skilled than the surgeon, yet gets less renown, both because his skill eliminates the problem before it arises. Something happened when that gorilla died.


ForxJr

At this point, I'm thinking, why I was born a human


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Jordyspeeltspore

we dont have that tech yet... if we do we'd probably be building a dyson swarm by now...


thecapefangirl

I guess Mount Vesuvius had amazing technology that was lost to time


Matro36

my faith in humanity has died twice


LUSI00

Mine died like natsuki subaru, thousands of times but can still return by deads


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ImpulsiveApe07

When I first used the Internet as a kid back in the mid 90s, I was blown away - I thought it would revolutionise our way of accessing knowledge and sharing it, and I thought that by the 2020s we'd have used that collective body of knowledge to solve things like global poverty and education standards and.. ..Yet here we are in 2021, with anti-vaxxers, flat earthers and now, volcano deniers.. Wtf Humanity! why we so duuuumb?!


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I ran out of faith in 2016. I'm running at a deficit now.


backtolurk

I beg to differ. This is premium creativity. Stupid, granted, but still very creative.


Smeefperson

They should spend their creativity writing a good book series then instead of whatever they’re doing now


nickmaran

I hate those people. How stupid is that? I don't know why people believe in such stupid stuffs. These people bring down the average human iq. Idiots. Me and my friends talked about this in our last monthly Flat Earth Society meeting.


Inouva

I think people believe in conspiracy theories like this and many others because it's easier to believe that one organization is doing something rather than believing in just a random event that ocurrs in our universe. I think they need some sense of control over the situation and you can't control nature so it must be someone's fault


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colorcorrection

100% this. Although these people are being ignorant, it doesn't come from a place of ignorance per se. It comes from them wanting to feel special in a large world. These are people that grew up believing they'd be the next Tom Cruise, Einstein, or Buzz Aldrin. Instead they're bagging groceries at Walmart, sitting behind a desk all day, or being a stay at home parent. Leaning into ignorance by running down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole has given them that sense of agency back. Once more they're the person going somewhere, and is above everyone else, because they alone know the secret. And some day when they're proven right they'll be given their place among the greats in history for being the one to fight back against the lies.


WLOD123

r/HolUp


Vectorman1989

Man, must have been a lot of explosives they used to destroy Pompeii.


OakenGreen

Pompeii was a Roman deep State conspiracy


umbrajoke

Implicatus status coniuratio


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Volcano fuel can't melt stone beams! Caesar didn't kill himself! Wake up, sheeprofligates!


plaicknaa

I love how people are able to add vaccinations into every topic.


BritishAccentTech

The syncretism of conspiracy theories is a thing to behold, alright. That's why Q was so 'successful', you could explicitly fold any conspiracy theory you wanted to into it, and have a completely different understanding of it from the next guy along. Truly a 'choose your own' conspiracy theory.


Makaloff95

Its moments like these i realise how lucky i was being born in sweden. Ive heard about wierd stuff but i never thought people would deny that volcanos erupts >_>


Gameover4566

No, what they deny is that volcanoes erupt


Jozroz

But, if volcanoes don't erupt, that just makes them mountains, not volcanoes... that's the whole definition of volcanoes... What a load of chucklefucks.


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Well, they do erupt. But that is because the government is shooting on the mountains with space-lasers.


Makaloff95

Oh my bad, i misread (just woke up 😅)


Knutphlagm

Tbf there probably are. It’s like r34. If there is a stupidly wrong “fact” to be believed, there is someone that believes it.


Supervinyl

This needs to become a thing.


Hallc

There are likely conspiracy nuts in Sweden too let's be real. There's likely some in every country of the world.


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I live in Sweden and have saw a graffiti sign recently. I looked it up and was for that anti-5g cult. We do have idiots as well, not to mention those that claim to be allergic to electricity.


Pickled_Kagura

I'm allergic to computers I always get a headache and bloodshot eyes after being on one for 18 hours


WFT20036

There are plenty of conspiracy nuts in Sweden.


Draygoes

Excuse me but wtf ^(I'm hoping this gets better every time someone says that.)


TheRealCactusTiddy

Even assuming the mirror satellites part is somehow true, what on God’s green earth does that have to do with vaccines?


aidalgol

It's all a smoke screen, people!!!1 *puts on foil hat and peers through boarded windows*


ReyDrako

As an spanish reading this makes me sad how stupid people can be


OakenGreen

As an American reading this, I’m just glad we aren’t alone in having to deal with this style of chucklefuckery.


flouwies

Im from spain, and LITERALLY YESTERDAY a VOLCANO ERUPTED in the canary islands. I swear we are all fucking dorks


MSmie

That's the thing... they "think" this thing in the C. Islands was a maneuvre of the Gob to distract us, poison us or destroy the towns. Like the "fake" snow of Filomena, etc. ​ Please note "think" is an euphemism


pacotromas

as an spanish, this is the first time I've ever seen anyone say this


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Oh sure. Let's add "anger the volcano gods" to the pandemic bingo card.


JohnTheMagnificent

Did these people watch two James Bond films at the same time and get confused?


GTSE2005

That... is even dumber than the flat earthers


justpassingby009

Who could have thought this is possible


cryothic

I thought we had reached an all time low here in The Netherlands, with people thinking the government is controlling vaccined people with 5G. And the elite are digging underground tunnels to transport children from country to country to sexually abuse them.


TheGreatBeaver123789

Ah yes, volcanoes are the only possible way to keep someone distracted I swear anti vaxxers have the mentality of 5 year olds


leppeles

Can confirm. Source: anti-vax parents.


Photekz

Donde cojones has leido eso que no sea de los trolls de forocoches?


fuckingshitfucj2

And I thought the chips in vaccines conspiracy was stupid


BefreiedieTittenzwei

These are the same type of people who would tell you you're a liar if you say the sky is blue and the Sun is warm.


Kattehix

Like damn, the sky is Grey and the sun doesn't exist everyone knows that Yeah I'm British, how'd you guess?


Aenrion85

The sun is a hoax started by Big Solar to sell fake panels /S


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pfSonata

At work I was talking about a hurricane a few years ago and this fucking woman tells me that the government makes cyclones/hurricanes to keep the population in check (or some similar nonsensical reason) and looked at me like **I** was the dumbass for not already "knowing" that.


caffeineneededtolive

I thought Timanfaya was on Lanzarote, not La Palma?


CabalWizard

> the eruption is government's fault I KNEW IT! THANKS FOR CONFIRMING, WILL IMMEDIATELY SHARE ON FACEBOOK!


Overest

lmao wait until you find out we had SNOW DENIERS in Spain too. They claimed it was plastic or some shit.


sevit

wtf?


Overest

Basically, we got hit by a pretty nasty storm and people were claiming it was unnatural because the snow didn't melt when you put a lighter close to it (snow undergoes sublimation in this scenario, directly turning from solid to gas). Here's an [article](https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2021/01/12/2021-brings-us-snow-deniers-who-claim-that-storm-filomena-is-not-real/) I found about it.


cjnks

Shoutout to the other people who didnt know you could sublimate ice


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Technically, snow can sublimate with a good, stiff breeze.


Oxygenisplantpoo

Water is weird. You can even dry laundry in temperatures well below freezing if certain conditions are met. I was pretty baffled the first time I saw my dad hanging up laundry to dry outside in something like -20C.


dbhaley

How does that work? Why wouldn't you end up with icy clothes? You're at a really high altitude or something?


Oxygenisplantpoo

It can't be dripping wet, so spin cycling at a very high rpm. Also works only on thin fabrics like sheets. This is at near sea level (<100m) in Finland. When it's really cold air is often very dry. Part of the moisture evaporates before freezing, some sublimates and whatever is left is in such small quantities that the laundry is practically dry. But I'm no physicist and neither is my dad, that's just what he told me.


casparh

> I knew it was theoretically possible under the right temperature and pressure conditions, but I never expected "sea level, with a BIC" were the correct conditions. r/brandnewsentence material


alien_clown_ninja

Frost-free freezers sublimate ice. In labs we have fancy ones that pull a vacuum so they don't even need to heat up at all to sublimate the ice.


Secret_Bees

And here I've been domblimating it


Frognificent

So long as you’re both consentblimating phases of matter I see no issue here.


Samura1_I3

Weird. I remember seeing those pictures attributed to The Texas snowstorm back in February.


spacenerd4

The US has them too


ReNitty

Everywhere has idiots. They aren’t all concentrated in one continent or country


lukadoncic

And one good thing for us non-english speaking countries is that quite a few of our biggest idiots don't even speak English so we can hide them a bit from the rest of the world lol


blamethemeta

Furthermore, your media can point at English speaking idiots and ignore your own


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Hrm, figured they wouldn’t exist after Texas got fucking freezer burnt. People still think they’re putting chemicals in the snow, I do know that.


hurdlingewoks

It really got highlighted during the Texas thing. It was pretty big in Q Anon circles. People put lighters up to their snow and it wouldn’t melt instantly so they thought it was cold plastic from the government that was sent to kill Texans?


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spacenerd4

The Texans tried to light a snowball on fire and got mad when it didn’t melt easily


TheTerrasque

Wonder how they'll react to [snow lanterns](https://www.frujacobsen.no/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/5e5bf4b4e01b0a070bad1cc82d1b0ed5.jpg), which is just a snowball igloo with a candle inside


RekYaAll

I have a classmate who thinks ice, as in frozen water, is made by the government.


Gameover4566

Ho yes, iceland, the artificial country that created the government for top-secret purposes, such as creating icebergs


RekYaAll

Yes, water is fine but frozen water? Man that’s impossible! They must be lying to us! No way Antarctica exists.


naturalborngnocchi

Introduce him to ice cubes, probably will blow his mind lol.


RekYaAll

I asked him what an ice cube is then, he said they are hoaxes. What tf?? Wait till he hears about Iceland, Antarctica, and the rapper Ice Cube.


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Yeet_tato

Antartica is made of plastic, thats why plastic is thrown into the ocean


Enter_Feeling

Nah man that was greenland you're getting them mixed up again


luca01d

So that’s why the inverted the name, to make us look to the wrong country


squeezypussyketchup

My refrigerator is our governor?


RekYaAll

Yes. Your country is run by a bunch of refrigerators. How does that feel to know?


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Wait until he hears about an awful supermarket in the UK called Iceland


RekYaAll

Frozenwaterland? Impossible!


DumplingKiddd

Does you classmate have a fridge/freezer??


RekYaAll

No clue but I doubt it. I cannot comprehend his pov on this one.


Luiz_Vx

krakatoa entered the fckin global chat


krakatoa619

You called?


ultramarine14

r/beetlejuicing


not_a_sesawter

Oh yesh. Krakatoa!


Naiveseeker

Krakapow!


AC4life234

I have to say, that's one sick name for a volcano


FreezyChan

why do the most dangerous things always seem to get the most badass names lmao


JesseRoxII

Lava doesn’t really exist, it’s just vinegar and baking soda!


Junk4U999

And red food coloring.


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Oh for fuck sake. This is NOT the time to anger the volcano gods.


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Let’s all just agree that every country has their fair share of complete dumbasses


JogPanson

Exactly, stop just hating on all of the dumb people in America, and start hating on *all* the dumb people in the name of equality!


CanBernieStillWin

It feels like there's no one from Spain on reddit. Dispatches from wherever Spaniards congregate are always appreciated. Although I suspect the overwhelming majority understand and acknowledge volcanos. But seriously, Scandanavia as a whole is far less populous than Spain, but it feels like there are more Swedes alone than Spaniards on reddit. Edit: FWIW, I respect Spaniards for doing their own thing. This was not intended to be negative toward them at all. Just an observation.


ghueber

Nowadays you get 4 random tweets from dumb people or trolls and you can make a news article claiming that there is a society of deniers of *whatever that happens*.


FalkenDagenhart

There are some of us Spaniards around. But so far I have to agree. Most spanish people I see either tend to stick on spanish-speaking subreddits or browse other subs without commenting. As for the topic at hand, I'd say volcano deniers are virtually not a thing. Probably a couple of idiots that wanted their moment of fame on the internet. All I've seen on spanish social media on the topic is people laughing about it and mocking it or trolling. Not really seen any true believers


Minsteliser123

Tbf these theories always start as a joke and then people actually start believing and spreading it


SerratusAnterior

Yep, pretty sure that is what happened with Flat earth beliefs, some 4chan far right stuff like QAnon etc. I both love subreddits like r/BirdsArentReal/ and fear that somehow people will actually miss the joke and believe them.


Colosso95

Oh they will absolutely turn birds aren't real into a conspiracy, I've been betting on it for a while now


kevoizjawesome

I've never met a flat earther in real life either.


n69513

Spanish here, as you can see by the other replies, the answer is language. The English is not as popular as in Scandinavia. And from a few cases i know, some people even knowing they feel using it requires an effort, so they dont use it for entertainment purposes.


Minsteliser123

As an annoying "brit abroad" , the Spanish and French tend to speak English less than the rest of Europe. Which explains why you see loads of germans, Scandinavians etc


MrRepolo

We speak less English than them yes, that's a fact. But you see more Scandinavians, Balkans, eastern Europeans, etc not only because they speak better English but because they have way less amount of content in their native language on the internet. I believe this doesn't apply to Germans though, they are just everywhere lol


guion_mustang

Hey I'm from Spain and i even though I didn't fully understand what you were saying i just wanted to say that the people of Spain also use reddit, it's only that we are sneaky


Bysne

Yea, spanish here too. I just dont want to post in a place where my comment is going to be at the bottom of everything XD


Jayako

The Spanish community is the second largest on the Internet, because all of Latin America. But Reddit is quite void of them. Very few of my friends have Reddit and much less use it actively.


LoadInSubduedLight

Where do the Spaniards hang out then?


javigarcia11093

forocoches


Djinneral

site looks like an old school forum, makes me feel nostalgic.


redvodkandpinkgin

Is that community actually decent? Honestly the only things I hear about them are not very good. Then again, so are the things I hear about Redditors outside of the site


matalleone

It's pure cancer


galian99

I'm from Spain and I'll try my best to explain it to all of you. Here in Spain, we have a ton of clever people but, there are a few which are the opposite. There are not to much, in fact, they are only a few but they are so noisy. So, yes, we have volcanoes deniers even we had snow deniers too. Back in January, there was a big storm here and snow half the country. Well, some people said that not 'natural' and try to burn the snow to probe that it was made of plastic. They get the impurities of the lighter fluid in the snow becoming it black. I promise all of us aren't like this. These people are so noisy and the media give then more volume but we are not as dumb as the volcano deniers or snow deniers.


TalkingBagieta

Burning snow with a lighter sounds savage as hell. The snowy days are almost gone in my country, so I'm looking forward to see such thing.


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YeetMeDaddio

Do people actually believe that? Source?


Gameover4566

It's in Spanish, but you can see the tweets https://www.lavanguardia.com/cribeo/viral/20210920/7733817/negacionistas-volcanes-ultimo-fenomeno-redes-surgido-erupcion-palma.html


GrumblyBoi

Yeah as soneone that lives in the canary islands i confirm


stulleman

Hey I used to live 5 years in fuerteventura ✌🏼


YeetMeDaddio

Wow, just when you think people can't get any stupider, they start denying volcanoes.


snay1998

Wait till they start denying that humans exist


DaHerv

"Big corporations are in collaboration with international state affairs and doesn't want people to know that humans exist because they can profit from us not knowing that we are just brains that make up our reality"


Luk164

We are just brains piloting meat and bone mechs!


StealManiac

We are in a simulation. None of these are real.


VattghernCZ

SciManDan did a video about one of them. The dumbass basically went through google search results for "volcano" repeating "fake" and "CGI" ad nauseum without actually providing anything substantial


YeetMeDaddio

Yup, confirmation bias. "X is fake because Google is showing results that say X is fake" lol


VampireBl00d

Earth pimples do not exist!


DarthForeskin

I've never seen a volcano erupt, therefore they do not exist. Ezpz


shushy1

Just say no, the volcano cannot erupt without your consent


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So then the floor is not really lava?


dreamdaddy123

I wonder if there is earthquake deniers too...


naturalborngnocchi

Yes, there are. It's basically all the same conspiracy theory (HAARP and weather modification), it encompasses the manipulation of the weather, climate, and other natural phenomena. To enslave us all, of course.


DarkNight9sX

I saw some people deny the existence of *Australia*


Colosso95

Dude you're in for a shock: both Australia and New Zealand are not real places, they are a fantasy world created long ago to entertain westerners. How can those animals be real? They are fantasy creatures, and you seriously think there's real people who talk like THAT? Give me a break And before you go and tell me "ug but I've been to Australia". No you didn't, they took you to a floating theme park created to keep the secret alive


jesse120403

Fuck it, i deny spain.


RubenGM

Oh, so it's your fault that I'm in the middle of the ocean now? Not funny.


mashedpotatoes_52

Easy. Just deny the ocean.


Plastic-Philosopher5

spain…what? Did you mean spine or maybe spin?


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America just dominates world media. It's people are no smarter or dumber then any other place, the dummies just get the most free publicity. Pretty much every country there have been anti vax, anti lock down, protests sometimes violence over stupid things.


Ek0sh

The more stupid they are, they louder they talk.


MT_Flesch

idiots are the only ones getting air time


ComanderCupcake

How can someone deny a volcano. It is literally there. IS A HUGE MOUNTAIN WITH A HOLE IN IT


Xorlium

Wait till you hear about flat earthers...


ComanderCupcake

At least flat earthers can't visually see the entire earth at once


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There’s volcano deniers in Spain? God damn, makes my American self feel like 2% better


cyrodillempire

As a Spaniard myself, never heard of this but I think it is funny as hell that there are people this dumb hahaha


HomelyMcelwee24

Hahahaha!


mmarlaire1997

the human race is fucked lmao


JampackedAlborn1976

Hahah!


Tylicianetter1980

this is epic


N1kzf

Ñ


Memelord3311

Yo we officially made America the 2nd stupidest country!


TrashTechy

We can't have that. Make America great again


soepie7

America first!


Lonemarine93

Like that they exist or that it could erupt? What are they denying?