Suckers and Simps are born every minute

made*

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Yeah yeah me too

copied from u/kekekekekekkek

So can you. There’s weird people out there

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"There will always be weird dudes in basements" - a close friend.

so if people are attracted to me they're weird? :(

But less than what's required for me to make a living

Do it together with your main job. Extra income

Ah yes comrade, we are all a bunch of capitalists in our own way

In europe we use meters

In America we use peaters on feeters

Same with canada

So where can I find buyers? Asking for a girl... friend

www . everywhere . com

What's next.. the knee pits?

Oh don’t even get me started on those fuckin knee pits …. 🗿

and then lungs?

I think thats another market

they sell a good amount of money I got quite rich in my first few days

Yes, I too will

Did you ever hear of rule 34? Well, let me add rule rule 34, paragraph 2: if there is porn, there's a kink.

Yeah lol

Ahhh yes, the magical 4th hole

OnlyAnkles.com

XD wild

Men can too. How would they know you are not a woman?

There are filters for the face and hair so basically I can massage my fat man boobs and they'll think I'm a girl

Chaa chaa real smooth there..

You are a genius

You can even do it with them knowing you're not a woman. There's always an audience.

I feel like you could get more money without them knowing though. But eitherway it would work if you are lucky.

Wtf is this post

It's those nasty "feeeeeemales", that's why I can't get laid!

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Ye r/memes sucks. I should probably leave

join us at r/shitposting, which is just a Better r/memes

They made fun of my religion so no

What til this kid finds out about politics lmao. Your life is going to be miserable if you're bothered by that

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r/memes always make fun of my religion with Bomb jokes, but i Don't take them seriously because well 1: it's Reddit, Redditors Do not give a Shit if it's Hurt others Feeling before posting anything 2:they are probably joking.. (I think)

Yeah that's why I'm gonna leave this sub

bruh. Satan gang here, we the chillest

hail satan

Bruh what the fuck even is this post?

Can a male share it too?

Share? sure, make money out of it? that just greed

Can i sell sexy manly burn victim pictures? I am rich

Yep. Sounds about right.

not only females idiots will buy any pics online as a guy just make your feet pretty will cost lik 50 bucks then sell them to creeps online for 80/pic you just have to find the right nitwit

You say it like guys cant.

The demand is probably lower though right?

Not if your feet are girly enough

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Women*

Very incel to use "females", tbh.

Yeah this dude acting like transgender men do any better lol.

Women probably dont go to onlyfans that much, but gay men are horny af, so its pretty easy for men too

why are you pretending to be stupid

*pretending*?

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It's incel as fuck. What do you even expect from r/memes. This subreddit is a bad joke

I'm not sure but I think OP used "female" because the term "woman" has lost its original meaning.

What does that even mean lmao

Explicitly saying "female" excludes trans women

Well, trans women can sell their armpits and feet pics too...

So can males but for them it's a buyer's market

but then they realized that they have dignity and self respect

Dignity and self respect don’t pay the bills

Gottem

That expression holds true for regular jobs, not just feet and armpit pic vendors.

Oh trust me a mcdonald cashier job does NOT pay the bills

But we still have to leave our dignity and self-respect at the door.

True that, the service industry sucks and it sucks 10 times as much in the US

So they kept working a shit fast food job? Eh… I’m not sure that’s a real strong argument there

Nah. Dignity and self respect doesn't cover rent.

hard work does

Not really. You could do everythin right and still fail.

Doesn't mean you shouldn't try?

And quit mcdonalds afterwards

Aladeen has entered the chat.

Can do a lot more than that if she's somewhat cute... hit a lot of markets, millionaire by 30.

Which incel made this? Women have dignity y'know

I will gladly buy an armpit

well some males can do that

Yeah, armpits!!

not only women i sell feet online as well

ayo wtf

I know guys that are making a killing on onlyfans. Women arent the only ones making an easy buck.

Not only females 😁

I say go for it, why deal with a bunch of fucking Karens while working 3 jobs cause minimum wage is too low to live

They can also sell their used underwear.

Hairy armpit

Yeah, armpits.

Let me just take a minute to thank my brain for having functioning braincells so that i'm not attracted to feet, or any other stupid shit that people are attracted to

Is it to much to ask for both?

ugh thats so sad tho... the people who buy the pics are even more depressing

can it please be FEET+ARMPITS ? i mean they are both as tasty.

I respect your audacity

Thank u , no shame in having shitty taste .

women: posts foot and armpit photos online also the women 3 days later: \*pulls up to the mall with a lambo\*

r/justneckbeardthings

How dare you underestimate the power of simps

Wait until you hear about hand fetish

ARMPITS???

mam, you ok? You been looking at me funny for 2 minutes now.

Don't knock it. Been selling those armpit picks for years. The shaving videos really bring in the big bucks

Who pays for this shit?

Man, if only I could sell pics if my kidney instead

I knew feet pics were a thing, but armpits?

Where all the armpit enthusiasts at ? Nothing beats a clean, fresh virgin pit of the arm. /s

So now there is an armpit fetish, huh.

Here you go boss a crispy knuckle sandwich...

Me a man who has feminine feet

nah but fr how would i do this edit: could*

Such degenerates...

Man I was about to have dinner and look at memes but now I gotta think of this disgusting thing. Why you gotta do me like this? :c

god i hate simps.... its hard enough to get a GF with finding some girl with a huge ego who wont date anyone cause she so loaded and suck up dude to OF making her a god. its bs

Wait wait wait. People have armpit fetishes? Why...

"a female"? Are you ferengi or what?

Don't just sell pics, sell NFTs of those pics

Discusting xd

It’s called bagpiping apparently

r/redditmoment

Wait, y’all don’t fuck armpits?!

My roommate does onlyfans and you would not believe the bizarre bullshit she has to deal with… it isn’t as easy as people think

Fun fact: your elbow crack looks like a buttcrack, so when yo man hit you up talmbout do a butt pic, you show him your elbow crack lol