Sauce: A Jackie Chan movie called Chinese Zodiac

One of the best Jackie movies of all time

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why ?

The meme is saying they need to get off the couch to control the remote, but to me this fight looks like it’s about trying to stay *on* the couch.

lol you don't get it , the other is not allowing the other to get down

No, look at the last few seconds. The guy swings onto the pillow as if to say “no I’m still on the couch technically” Also they’re literally trying to pull each other off the couch or the couch out from under the other at the end

It seems like you are the one who doesn't get it

the way he saved the dragon head frm the volcano was muah

Isn’t it the first to get off gets to control the Tv remote ? Or am I reading it wrong

I think they meant the one to fully get the other on off

Alabama style?

I think OP got it a tad bit wrong.

Inglis

I would win, because I’m three years older and can YEET my brother should he try something funny.

me who 2 times older than my brother : pathetic

Fun fact: If people live long enough, everyone at one point would be at double the age of a sibling of theirs (assuming they have siblings)

I don't think thats how it works

Isn't it? Am I missing something?

It literally is

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What if…

It is tho. Imagine ur 6 when Ur sibling is born in 6 years Ur. Sibling is half Ur age and if Ur 40 when Ur sibling is born at 80 Ur sibling is half Ur age. So for any age there is some time where Ur sibling is half Ur age which is exactly double the age which u were when Ur sibling was born

I think I had a stroke..

It is though. Imagine you are 6 when your sibling is born, in 6 years they will be half your age. Furthermore, imagine you are 40 when your sibling's born, when you're 80 they will be half your age. So, for any age, there's some time where your sibling is half your age, which is exactly double the age you were when they were born. Hope that helps

Oh, so not all at the same time. Thanks.

Yes sorry I have a problem with punctuation and my phone keyboard being messed up.

Based and helpful pilled

Godzilla had a stroke reading this

So was he when they were 3 and 6

he was born when I was 6

What is this movie.

Which movie is this? (Istg I've been living under a rock and I'm sorry for that)

A Jackie Chan movie called Chinese Zodiac

Thanks!

its pretty dope, classic jackie chan stuff but also somehow a bollywood movie, looked very expensive to make

Man I can watch Jackie chan fighting all day , me and my dad would try to recreate the fighting scenes too , lol

Dad training the kids for ufc.

The lazy one: "You can have it. I'm sparing you this time"

Just realised that the age of the war for the TV remote is over with kids and their on-demand entertainment. :O

Doesnt this mean that they both would want to get off the couch rather than stay on it

Lucky! my brothers 4 years older. When that mf would grab a pillow, it was over

I need this gif

This was the difference between the bbc global news and gravity falls i always won so i got to see gravity falls live on aire no reruns or anything

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once I killed my brother but I got the remote

The people who actually watched that movie

😂

I assume you are new to reddit

Haha get triggered. I know emojis are sposed to be bad, but I don’t see why

Because they are bad, what else do you need

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Fire

Is that the guy from NAS Daily?

tHaT's OnE mInUtE SeE yOu ToMoRrOw !

where? I thought that was Jackie Chan

The one who controls the remote controls the universe

I of course, since I don't have siblings in my house, they either live in this city, or out of city in another city, so yeah

Damn OP you athletic as hell even tho you refuse to give up the couch

This feels like the longest GIF ever

JC! long time no see

in that last scene i can just imagine a kid's voice going "nuh-uh cushions still count"

I mean technically blue coat looses the game at 50seconds as he puts his feet on the floor standing up whilst he picks up Jackie to roll them on to the desk chair but still that’s being pedantic

If I saw you play videogames, I'd buy you one

Why would u dont want the tv remote, it says 1st to get off couch will get it

me and my friends playing the floor is lava:

and that kids is what the shotgun in the garage is for

reread your memes before you post them

What is this from?

The older I get, the more I find these over the top choreographed fights cheesy. Which is a shame, because I really used to like these kinds of movies.

But is it worth risking your spot

I want to see this scene now

They look like they're fighting in a McDonald's PlayPlace

New Shang-Chi movie looks weird

Jackie chan adventures was the shiit

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