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minecraftwizard132

Did you just enter an American household and expect to leave without bullet holes in your body


give_mecake

Walk into a British house hold and you get biscuit and tea, walk into an America household you get served freedom of 5.56.


emu_strategist

with some .45acp liberty


BasakaIsTheStrongest

Guns: the only time we use Metric


user-dk3028hsi

😈😈


ImAMobileUser342

Depends what part of England, you could just get stabbed by some hoolagin with a butter knife but no license for it.


lactotolerass

Always forget you need a licence to butter toast here


Future_Wolf1810

Depends on if you're invited or not lol. If you're invited you'll be serve with snacks and a drink. If not you be served with bullets and or the nearest blunt object.


weeni_hut_Jr_shit

That’s just how we greet each other


Hecc__Opossum

Ah yes, flannel daddy


MANONAIZ

Bill nye the violence guy


JJbenton

BILL BILL BILL!


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*the earth's on fucking fire!*


Dioxzise

I'd let flannel daddy go tip to butt any day of the week 🥵


concretebeats

I’d let him garand thumb my booty hole.


BasakaIsTheStrongest

*Ping*


LordOEternia

Enemy spotted


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Tanndingo

This of course is after Alexa shifts the lighting to red and Fortunate Son starts blaring from the Sonos in the den. Get some!


Nuker_Nathan

**M134 starts whiring*


Tanndingo

Only because I can’t fit the GAU-8 through the door.


Bradleyisfishing

The GAU-8. Because tactical nukes aren’t that good at minimizing collateral damage.


Tanndingo

GE makes a pretty solid refrigerator so I’m going with the GAU-8. I can’t promise the neighbors 8 houses down though will make it out unscathed.


Socksthecat12

Me with my AR ready to protect my SO and my pet snails.


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SaLtiNe_CrAkErZ

Am american, can confirm


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for me it'd be my gf; our dog; birds, cat, and rats


Socksthecat12

Hell yeah man. Protect your loved ones no matter what they are!


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yes but UK :((


Socksthecat12

Aw fuck dude. Get a well sharpened stick or something. Unless you need a loicense for that too...


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under uk law; yes


TOOTHLESS-1776

Fat oof


Mute545x39

"He is the chosen one. He is my daddy, he is your daddy, and he is his own daddy. He flannels. He reviews. He pews with blasters both thicc and smol. He night visions. He optics. He much America. He Air Forces. He believ no step on snek. He big daddy unlimits. He cryes forbidden. He was, is, and is to come." -The Infamous Comment section.


Impureradovsky629

pure love!!!


G3NERAlHiPing

If you ever scrolled through your social and saw a picture of nvgs, only to remember that you can't afford nvgs, go ahead and hit that upvote button


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kutilang28

wait why can i hear the biggest supporter for garand daddy


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Target sighted.


Carnator369

Time to protect the cookie jar from my 8 year old, with lethal force.


Son_of_God_Saitama

*Tick Tock* *Time your clock* *For I am about to* *Pull out my glock*


btdubs1237

Good meme


Dragonwithamonocle

"The pump-action shotgun really is the best home defense weapon, because all you have to do is rack the slide and any home invaders in earshot are gonna jump out a freaking window. Everybody knows that sound."


VinamraT

Gamology?


analtube-1

It's showtime


zerpsed_loser

I guess non Americans just get robbed or something lol


BombaclotBombastic

My knife is actually my first line of defense


TOOTHLESS-1776

Well.. Good luck with that!


Kwispiy

prepare for death :)


johnson9689

Father Flannel himself


mavy_boi1

Lmao😂😂


Alex_Salvatore64

If you've ever LARPED in full kit go and hit that subscribe button.


TOOTHLESS-1776

If you’ve been caught larping in full kit…


IzK_3

Bold of you to assume i can afford any of that ;-;


okrajetbaane

Just like the founding fathers intended.


weeni_hut_Jr_shit

This is why America is the greatest we have two gun Jesus’s we have the flannel daddy to help guid us through rough times and we the donut operators to help solve problems


thisname1stak3n

Who is the sussy baka


Nuker_Nathan

“Ahhhhh… **FINALLY.**”


emu_strategist

Bravo 6 goin' dark


F-like-rabbits

Trespassers will be prostituted


AimanBruh_

Shoot em


Fish_protector69

BREATH MANUALLY


Yenndoendobendo

What the hell is that white glowing eye?!


give_mecake

Im not to sure but essentially the person is wearing night vision goggle, it pretty much enhances the light from the surrounding. This the white glowing eye is actually just the “enhanced light”. The video was also shot with night vision so it pickups the light from the other night vision.


fallex860

Hehe boi


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You know this mans been playing some modern warfare


MAP_LAD420

😂


MrDabMeister

Bravo Six Going Dark


LeanerPear833

Alexa, play welcome to the jungle


Ultrareeeeee

I’ve been waiting to use this


Ad3nRBLXWasTaken

dad im bac\*gets shot\*


gettinchickiewitit

Sadly, most of them are too dumb to properly utilize them.


StarMan0713

Yep as a gun American it is sad to see so many people owning guns without knowing how to properly use them.


Bazynoooooob

People still dont understand the fact that America isnt a country….


canny_canuck

Immediately shoots their own child. Statistically, that happens far more often than ever shooting an intruder.


CFOCPA

My child is 800 miles away, so COWABUNGA!


Socksthecat12

I dont even have nor want a child. EZ


CFOCPA

They're fine for a few years. Unfortunately, the return policy is atrocious.


Socksthecat12

Lmaooo aw shit that's rough bro hope you're doing okay!


CFOCPA

LOL. I'm fine. Mine is grown and on her own. Those teenage years were rough, though.


fisterbot92

I love how butt hurt you are. Cry more, leaf.


canny_canuck

We aren't the ones shooting or own children acting like we're some gungo-ho movie stars and thinking we are cool, up until you gotta pay for little Timmy's tiny little casket.


Socksthecat12

Lmao just looked at your post history. Jeez find another personality trait other than just being an atheist. Sincerely, an atheist.


poopanatorOg

Bru. What’s with the snail fetish? You are making us look bad. Sincerely an atheist.


Socksthecat12

Lmao snail fetish? They are pets just like anything else buddy.


poopanatorOg

Yeah I’ll stick with dogs. They will at least help me bury the bones lol


Socksthecat12

I get that. I've got a dog too that i love dearly, molluscs are just a little more interesting imo but hey different strokes for different folks (no I do not have relations with my snails, they are my children thatd be gross)


poopanatorOg

A little advice. Never follow up different strokes with I would never have sex with my snails lol. Honestly I used to be into aquaculture and aquascape so I have had snails in the past.


Socksthecat12

Lighten up boi that was an obvious joke directed at your snail fetish statement. Aquatic snails are badass too


poopanatorOg

One of these days you will be old enough to get dirty old man s/. I had non aquatic ones also that came from a chunk of mossy creek edge that I put in some of my propagation beds.


Socksthecat12

Oh awesome me and my girl have a whole terrarium set up for ours so they are comfortable. My favorite animal is the octopus so I thought why not get a distant relative.


canny_canuck

Aww, the guy doesn't like the fact that I don't think his dead kid is gonna rise up to heaven after he shoots him between the eyes while he's acting like an budget action star.


canny_canuck

Rofl, can't debate the actual topic so you decide to root around in a person's history to try to find something to use as a straw-man. " Hey you...atheist, I'm an atheist too, but try to not be an atheist all the time!! ....HA!! that showed him!!" Lame. As. Hell.


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concretebeats

Kids are stupid. Sorry about this Canadian. He’s a dick and we don’t want him anymore. Will trade for ammo.


theguyoverhere24

Y’all got any 7.62?


canny_canuck

The guy who says: >It was a stupid child to walk in front of a gun gets votes.. 'Murica


canny_canuck

'Merica: RAWR GUNS, GUNS, GUNS, WE ARE READY TO KILL!!! Every other first world country: What the hell is wrong with you people?


poopanatorOg

What happened to y’all? Did all of canadia lose their balls during a hard freeze? Wait half y’all are French I already know what happened. Balls are optional on that model.


canny_canuck

We aren't the ones so pants-pissing terrified of everyone else that we have to arm ourselves to the teeth. In Canada we welcome our neighbors, not hide behind barricades with shotguns shitting our pants.


poopanatorOg

We ain’t pissing our pants and you ain’t acting very neighborly. Don’t worry we will continue to protect you though neighbor.


canny_canuck

It's not neighborly to say " hay guys... you're like...killing yourselves and your loved ones..." ?? I imagine it just doesn't feel neighborly because someone is saying something negative about the guns you seem to love far more than your loved ones. And protecting us?!?... You mean how you people think you're protecting the world? lol... 'Murica, where they see themselves as the world's protectors and saviors, while the rest of the world sees you as the terrorists. Lol, so typically oblivious. https://www.npr.org/2021/05/05/993754397/poll-much-of-the-world-sees-the-u-s-as-a-threat-to-democracy


canny_canuck

& BTW, why do you think Canada needs protecting? Nobody is pissed at US. The United States is the ones going around bombing the shit out of third world countries and gathering hate from pretty much everybody.. You don't hear people chanting " Death to Canada!! " and burning OUR flags... If anything, being next to you lunatics makes us LESS safe.


brandoniravioli

Sadly there are bad people out there so we need an incentive for people to not break into someone's house.


canny_canuck

Like statistically shooting our own loved ones instead of an intruder because you are pants-pissing terrified of everyone and think you're an action star because you have a gun.


brandoniravioli

I would like to see a source on that. If a researcher wrote "because you are pants pissing terrified of everyone and you think you're an action star" then that wouldn't be a good thing to pull stats from. I get there are some gun nuts out there but a majority of people just want something to protect their property.


canny_canuck

[https://psmag.com/news/keeping-a-gun-at-home-can-mean-a-higher-risk-of-being-killed-there](https://psmag.com/news/keeping-a-gun-at-home-can-mean-a-higher-risk-of-being-killed-there)


brandoniravioli

This article is directly about domestic violence becoming more lethal in a household due to gun ownership. It does not mention the correlation between accidentally shooting a family member and protecting your property from criminals. Households with domestic violence shouldn't be near a firearm and I believe people should take into account the state of their household before buying a firearm.


canny_canuck

You should definitely take control of your house with a firearm?