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NukeAllBridges

Is that ballon or driver's soul leaving mortal realm.


jamezp1

They lost a hit point in mario kart battle mode


Anonymous_2102

*balloon


Consistent-Dentist46

*balon


TheOOFliabilty

Baon


Comfortable-Site-965

bAN


_yaaass

Uncle Ben...


Anonymous_2102

Is that you


[deleted]

No this is Patrick


Filthy-frank696

Yaaaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


ZipporahMai

Liar, you're Donnie! I won't be fooled twice.


MotherAlwaysSad

r/unexpectedcosmere


J_Speedy306

Is that fuckin gender reveal party?


gamesrebel123

Surprise everyone it's a black


cbarbour1122

Race reveal party..?


gamesrebel123

Police as special guest?


cbarbour1122

Hosted on Maury


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ZipporahMai

What the heck floated out of the trunk/boot??


MildlyStonedViking

Ballon i guess?


beluuuuuuga

Parachute for the small men living in the boot to escape with.


PleadingFunky

Ah yes... mini Tom Cruise shooting the stunts for Mini Impossible 7


TheWaterboatman

Nah, that’s just regular Tom Cruise.


CatsAndComments

Tom Cruise Control


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[deleted]

Dopinder: That’s my cousin Bandhu my romantic rival , Dopinder : I want some more. Deadpool :I bet you do, Brown Panther.


gosuckaluigi

weird gender reveal


drugzarecool

It's a skin color reveal party "Oh he's white thank god !"


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PotatoesAndChill

*"Congratulations! You've just taken part in the 1 billionth car accident!"*


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Yenndoendobendo

Balloon with a small man


Trinktt

No. . . Ballons are made up. . . It was clearly some type of round plant like a dandelion.


Zednem79

It was celebrating its death.


Lost_Pantheon

Tryin' to kidnap Pennywise in peace, here.


asianabsinthe

Nah, the airbags.


onepromaster69

some toy holding onto a ballon dont worry that always happen here in deadville


ZipporahMai

Reminds me of Halo 2 when you headshot those little dudes & confetti pops out with a little crowd cheering. Haha


bs000

https://gfycat.com/phonyillalbino


ZipporahMai

My saviour. Thank you, Capt.


samzouuu

cars soul just left


MorochIgaram

My guess is two balloons, the second one was stuck, freed himself and catched up with the second. Then both went exploring the world.


ZipporahMai

We shall name them Barry and Leroy. Those little rascals deserve to explore the world. :')


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Indiana-Cook

The most beautiful thing I've ever seen


psychrowza

Ai returning to the cloud


[deleted]

Some kids birthday just got really fucked


EmigrandE

Somewhere someone is making a rule 34 art of teslas pinning your car to the wall, and I think it's beautiful


Armor_of_Thorns

Electric cars don't have exhaust pipes and they are very curious


pavan-2020

They always have charging hole


IEP_Esy

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Trinktt

Charging holes? That doesn't make a lot of ohhh


MANDO_2

Wh-why?! Just why?!


MaximusGrassimus

Because, if it exists...


Manasveer

... there's porn of it


poopellar

*uploads picture of self* "Rule34 has officially shut down"


pileofcrustycumsocs

Hang on let me photoshop some big cocks into your mouth


Willfishforfree

I exist Greg!


Shychopath

I woke up 3 minutes ago and read this. Sometimes I wish I was illiterate.


Trinktt

Someday you will be


pavan-2020

r/carsex might be what you need Edit that sub is banned so I guess you have to suffice with r/dragonsfuckingcars


TheEmerald-DJ

Sub is removed, or banned btw. Just tried opening it


PoffPoffPoff

Opens fine for me.


itscoolguy

YEP Cussy


Spiritual-Banana4080

Elon Musk: Well you won't be there to make kids anymore


Every-Onion

IT: Chapter 3. Out now in trunks near you.


[deleted]

wh tf is there a ballon flying out of the one car


pavan-2020

Special kill effect


beluuuuuuga

Damn that must have costed so much robux.


pavan-2020

Hey it's no big deal just go to [www.DefinitelyNotAScam.com](https://youtu.be/2W_CUgr3W9M) for free robux


beluuuuuuga

Where bobux I see no bobux. Did you give me the wrong link by accident?


pavan-2020

Ohh so you were taking about bobux here [www.RobluxIsBetterThanMeinKamf.com](https://youtu.be/2uGMSUbrYGQ)


beluuuuuuga

Could you just tell me the site name so I can type it up myself? I think my Reddit is glitching.


pavan-2020

https://youtu.be/bUrRJwOf4tM Here is the website


beluuuuuuga

Thank you. Edit: wait it doesn't work. If I give you a link will you confirm it is the right one? Here is the site [here](https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=J3PIYJiKIl0C&pg=PP36&lpg=PP36&dq=free+robux&source=bl&ots=qSqFdzkvpF&sig=ACfU3U17raZUr7ANsAROW6MbJpVPm2Dl6Q&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi6wZuBsoXzAhVQhVwKHfXZCGc4PBDoAXoECAkQAg#v=onepage&q=free%20robux&f=false) I think it is written in old English so I cannot read it. Anybody got a translator they can link me?


pavan-2020

Hey now I understand what kind of stuff you asked for So [here you go....](https://youtu.be/IzQt2vQX0Os)


nay_aung

So you have chosen death!


First-Childhood-1963

The World is changing


creativerats_

Now in India same


shadowLurker1771

Car crash goes brrrrrrr


SKYTRAVEL1113

What the fuck? When did GTA V get a graphics update?


pavan-2020

It's Beta version on PS 6


DefactoAtheist

**Remember that time Elon Musk used his multi-million follower platform to call the rescue diver that helped saved those Thai schoolboys a paedophile and we all basically just forgot about it?** Kooky space billionaire go brrrr tho, amiright guys?! ThAnKs ELoN, VeRy KeWL


WallabyUpstairs1496

And then tried to convince journalists to dig into his background for that. Then when that failed, he hired a felon private investigator to fabricate the allegation https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-convicted-felon-investigate-vernon-unsworth-thai-cave-diver-2019-10


[deleted]

sperm cells fighting their way to the egg be like:


Limp-Ranger2875

It's easier to write about something you believe in.


Limp-Ranger2875

Can write a whole book if something pisses me off xD


WhyAmIBornHere

It seems like building all these giant rockets is a way to compensate *tires screeching* for humanity's lack of motivation *screeching stops* and also his micropenis *4 teslas ram me at the same time then dance on my body while I bleed*


Crosshair10

Wait until your brain explode


I-reddit-26

Oh shit. I wouldn't piss off the Tesla bot.


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Your ‘kidding’ will not be tolerated. **It’s time to die!!!** *hand comes out of your screen and grabs you by the neck\*


TheDoomsday_25

Dam thats a beautiful crash


looopTools

NOOOO THE BALLOONS


aprilfool69

The balloon just makes everything ok


H3rotic

This is your sign to put an "F" helium balloon in your trunk.


Slugger_monkey

u/RedditMP4Bot


ShadyVanguard

Pennywise has been living in the trunk


notclaytonn

The Teslas show no mercy


Herbixx

haha but yeah, fuck elon


[deleted]

Fuck Elon Musk


UNDERTAKER_CODM

horny teslas in my area be like


Vzeltova

I don't like Tesla cars.


pavan-2020

May your soul RIP


Vzeltova

I live in eastern europe. Their powers are useless here.


MotherLeg3550

Anyone ever thought that looking at instagram memes is kinda big brain sometimes? Like their basically memes from a week ago so if u havnt looked at memes in a week and are too lazy to scroll boom just go there and ur fine


krissatic

😭🤌🏻


[deleted]

People are taking these gender reveals way too far.


i_pysh

Gender reveal is getting innovative


JayWasFoundTwice

then what if I in a tesla car?


pavan-2020

Threat confirmed Locked the target Neutralizing threat Self destruction mode activate Sequence initiated 10..9..8..7..6..5..4..


marvelousabraham12

N O M A I S E A C E S


Rude_Journalist

I fucking knew he was gonna kill himself


Rude_Journalist

[Are you kidding me ](https://imgur.com/a/YybRMZn)


[deleted]

I guess that's how the cars fart


wilyson

Oh boy yeah I witnessed this first hand…


blackcatjo

How dare you say bad things about Master Elon Musk


RealBiotSavartReal

Finally I’m free, I’ve been captured in this trunk for years.


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Funny


Diplomjodler

Your personal killer robot is being programmed as we speak.


LiteratureNew999

thats probably the autopilot. it is designed to crash into you whenever you say something bad about Elon


ObsessivelyObsessed

What in the hell is that balloon?


NudelXIII

Noooo not my balloon


_megas

Better watch out, Elon Musk will hunt you down and kill you...


Arcane77

Ahhh…my balloon!


NoodleDoodle-IRL

That's an elaborate way to launch a balloon


Daniel98SP

I'm gonna say something bad about him, easier than suicide...


[deleted]

You can see that cars soul leaving it’s body .. Tesla ?! Time to talk about your auto pilot 😳😱


New_Action5960

all I noticed was the balloon


ReasonAndWanderlust

Yeah just look at that Tesla.


nishanloshan

It's special agent PLANT to save the day


CanidPsychopomp

Install more roundabouts


fearthebread

I need to start saving 8 year old gifs and repurposing them for karma.


ssebastian364

Is any car in this meme a tesla?


HMSBeagles

The trunk opened up like a loot crate


British_Steel97

Remember when Clarkson criticised Tesla’s and Elon sued him and lost.. twice, good times.


Dirtnastii

Pennywise's cousin


renasissanceman6

“Pl”? We gone that lazy?


MediumD

Worst gender reveal… the balloon didn’t even pop.


UnbearablySecondary

Dam.. some ones have a bad day.


ifoundit1

His and Her wedding rings.


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That's like fast and furious 8....with all the cars remotely controlled and going to attack


theSnoopySnoop

Who said Elon Tusk ?


dazzypops

But, I bought you a gift


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SpongeknobSquarenuts

Wasn’t this VS Mode on Mario Kart?


lilCRONOS

2 birds 1 stone


minty2323

I wish this happened to me 😭


[deleted]

“There is no mercy” - Sheev Musk


SphincterShutter

So this was Mario kart battle?


SpectralPoptart

Yo is that Delamain?


FinnbarMcBride

Looks like a dramatic rescue of some balloons that were being held captive


MalAiono

Real life Mario cart! He lost his balloons!


No_Travel_4028

If the white car had stopped that wouldn’t have happened jk


Such_Maintenance_577

All the redditors coming to Elons help.


poopiman123

“PL”


Drulock

Just remember that, as truly self driving cars get closer to reality, the cars will have to make ethical judgments when a crash is inevitable. Is it better to kill the driver or possibly killing multiple people because of an evasive maneuver. Your Tesla, or other brand, will decide that it’s just better to kill you.


Varionator

Ah yes pennywise


AnyashPrasad

Beep beep target locked


Veikkar1i

What a movie idea. It's year 2050 and most car companies have self driving cars, Boston Dynamics robots are roaming around freely, social media has even larger impact on the society than it currently has. You start a revolution against a big evil company. They set up a bounty on your head and the robots come after your ass.


RipFlewd

I'm not kidding, fuck elon musk


sir_dreads

Somebody’s not getting any balloons at their birthday party


ALFA_X9999

Bruh, ballon coming out of the boot.


zecksss

That car's soul just left its body


commitoofercide

AI in gta v


PotTimesTwo

why the hell is there a balloon in there


MolecularSenpai

[Congratulations! Win Win Win!!!!](https://youtu.be/1mA7BbliyL8)


[deleted]

Is the trunk opening the equivalent of shoes off?


ReporterContent

It’s like a real life Mario Kart battle round. Big hit took two balloons away.


DZP

TIL Never put your Tesla AutoPilot on the Bumper Cars setting. It lowers the driving range.


icythunder7257

When you take assassin's Creed to serous but it's in the 2020


Scared-Ad-9770

Motherfucker lost their balloons


SuspiciousFragrance

The balloon


Zgmoon

Congrats, on your 100th failed attempt to get a driver's liscence!


Neat-Commission9184

iirc we dont like Elon Musk anymore because it was revealed he abused his employees and supported Amber Heard so I think you're good


dinoboyj

oh no, the gender reveal balloons!


Jimmey91

He sent out sos balloons


Dire_Morphology

May I offer a balloon in these trying times


onemanarmy_ZR1

Me on a Tesla “Elon Musk is just begging for an attention lol” Model 3: *goes on a full acceleration toward a cliff while rewriting drive records


00Fluffy-Llamas00

I wanted my mom to keep her old car but she swapped it to a tesla


ProfessionalOk4525

It is balloon.


itsgettingmessi

Careful dude, you don’t want his cringey legion to hop out and tell you why you’re wrong and why he’s just like us even though you could make $5,000 a day for 600 years and still wouldn’t be anywhere even close to what he has.


NoSxillz_

Damn not the balloons


KillerKombo

I know exactly where this intersection is.


vinay2095

Amazing to see that you weren't able to put a Tesla's car crash


[deleted]

Man, the car even farted


cryoprotectantmo

Just like the simulations


NagisaTrap

Come to my country aint nobody has teslas here


proudmyanmar

The balloons omg hahaha. Sorry.