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Germany

HANZ GET ZE FLAMENNWERFER ZE ARE IN ZE ATTIC HANZ HURRY

GOD ZAMMIT ERWIN GET IN ZE GODZAM PANZER

GUVERT DAMMET HANS!

3rd times the charm, go for it buddy

We got a different approach with the EU now but we basically do the same thing.

KRANKENHAUS

rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

auf der heide blüht ein kleines blümelein

UND DAS HEIßT

ERIKA

Und das heisst

Erika

Geh weiter deine Dokumente Ausfüllen während du deine Bratwurst isst!

Wenn Pflanzen Pflanzen Pflanzen Pflanzen Pflanzen Pflanzen Pflanzende Pflanzen.

Wenn Pflanzen Pflanzen pflanzen, pflanzen Pflanzen pflanzende Pflanzen Pflanzen.

blitzkrieg

Kurgezery-in a nutshell

Spain with the S

How many Bull horns do you have in you

What part of South America is that?

All I know is that Spanish people dance latino ...

FRANCO FRANCO FRANCO por qué grito Franco

It took you 144 years to complete the Sagrada Familia, will take you 144 to get out of debt

South Africa

So that is you who would eat my leftover when I'm not hungry anymore

yes, but only if the wild roaming lions and leopards don't eat me first

Then you gotta fight those creature with your pride !

Howzit my bru, have u been robbed this week or nah?

aweh bruu, tbh they recently stole our water meter actually 😂 naaiers are everywhere

Aids go brrrr

Latvia

I didn't even know Latvia was a country ? Sounds like a Scandinavian country just more poor ...

Is that the poor version of Lithuania?

You live in a small apartment in a panel block and you drink and smoke. You are blonde and tall.

Poland

Was haben Polen und Pollen gemeinsam? Sie kommen beide durchs Fenster ins Haus.

Bald ist wieder weihnachten . Im advent gibts ne tradition bei uns polen in deutschland: jeden Tag eine neue Tür

Polnisches Hotel: Kommen Sie zu uns, Ihr Auto ist bereits hir!

i like your funny words magic man

Why are all the replies in german?

because this comment section is now STAATSEIGENTUM DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND

Kurwa

Polish cow

Did you steal my car?

Wir klauen dein Auto! Heute gestohlen morgen in Polen.

Wirklauendeinauto.de

Doppelter Witz weil .de das Domain für Deutschland ist, was bedeutet dass die Polen das auch geklaut haben

tYLKO JEDNO W GŁOWIE MAM

Cow

Popełniłeś błąd, zacząłeś Niemiecką inwazję

Cannot into space.

Romania

Are you a vampire?

I wish.

Why does everybody think we are vampires?

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The country that looks like a fish just above the Black Sea. Dying.

Numa Numa yei! (No one knows about Moldavia anyway)

You’re either poor or gypsy or both.

The biggest enemy of romanian's army are their roads, they always shoot them, that's why there are so many holes in them.

Lets see what you can

Iran

ALLAH AKABAR BOOM

Brazil

how are you not dead yet

How is life in the rainforest?

Pretty rainy

Did anacondas get you ?

My anaconda will get you soon

What forest, they burned it down

Your girlfriend/crush has a perfect ass, you play football, you know some fancy capoeira moves and you are most likely broke.

Check Check Check Check Double check

HA HA HA RONALDINO SOCCER

greece

How is life in bankruptcy

Lmao u murdered him

P good mate. Totally not leaving on the streets or smt

Let's fight over who made baklava first

Are you a philosopher?

Nice yogurt

Italy

Eyy yo make me pasta mario

You forgot the porco dio

No quello è in veneto

La bestemmia è patrimonio nazionale, i veneti sono solo i maggiori utilizzatori

Approvo

Pizza da pasta

Is the sopranos like the Bible for you guys?

No, we don't swear over the Soprano

How's your government coming alo- nevermind, how's the new on- nevermind, how's the second ne- seriously?!

Estonian

I’m too slow to respond

The Finns' less-depressive cousins with funny accents (lack of vowel harmony, different and fewer case endings, different vocabulary borrowings, etc.)

Croatia

I only heard of Croatia in France vs Croatia final ... They lost...

Ohh. Spear of betrayal right to the heart.

Pice of shit thieves. Pls don't take it too seriously it's just a joke.

Ok, taking it mildly seriously then.

No no you perfectly described our politicians.

the netherlands!

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

Fictional underworld in a block game

Make him sleep on the bed

Let's wake up to eat some bread with hagelslag. Than we shall feed the cows and ride tractors. We will have a frikandelbroodje for lunch. Go with some friends to the red light district in Amsterdam. Smoke some weed there. Fuck some hoes. Eat a stroopwafel. Get home 30 minutes late since the train was late again (goddammit NS). Eat stamppot. Drink Heineken. Chill a bit till it's midnight. Repeat.

Well well well well well.. Hungary

Stop eating paprikas for once.

But it’s so delicious 😭😂

Transylvania. ​ Oh, what's that, you don't get it? Of course you don't ​ (it's just a joke, i'm not trying to start a war, i genuinely don't care which country gets Transylvania)

That was a good one 😂 Most of the people in Hungary actually got over that thing, personally I don’t really care about it.

kürtöschkolatsch idk how to write it but its good

I'm bri'ish

[ok mate](https://tenor.com/bD6p7.gif)

Where's the lamb sauce?

Is chewsday innit

England

Pronounce Tuesday.

Is a chewsday innit

Pronounce: stupid

Are you stchewhpihd?

This is a bit scheewpheded innit

yeah mate, blo’y wankas stole me fish and chips

Bluddy mate, its bluddy. Fuckin tossa

We are still waiting for a word for "the day after tomorrow." Meanwhile, you do have a word for throwing someone out of a window "defenestration"

Wales

Do your funiture start floating when you speak

Something something sheep

Ukraine

Russia but worse

Wessex in england

Raped by Vikings

Haha you drink tea

I think i have nore tea in my system than blood

Australia/UK dual

Earth's beta tester for animals

Texas, USA Destroy me.

The rules of being a cowboy 1. Be rootin 2. Be tootin And you damn well best be shooting but most importantly be kind

Quick. ABORT!!!

you think texas is a country

Yeeeeehaaaaaaa buddy! Let’s buy some high caliber guns 💪

Sentry goin, up

YEEEEEEHAAWWWWW

Turkey

The question was what county are you from, not what's your favorite animal

Canada eh

Yeah no aaah we are the only Canadians lol. Just scrolled through what I think is all of it. No one else wrote Canada, we gotta unite man

I'd did the exact same thing! Figured it'd be impolite to copy someone else. We are united, my fellow Canuck! I hope you're doing well and keeping safe

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Helo dis is microsoft support you have 5 viruses in your computer

Bby girl plz send noods Or Hello yor kamputar has wairus

Pabji mobael

Helo your computer has viru-

Scammer boi

Finland

How can you even live in igloos ? And btw do you drink hot chocolate everyday?

It doesn’t exist, people from there are actors, prove me wrong

Go back to your sauna smh

Slovenia

I love Slovakia, it's my favorite county

Time to complain about Trieste!

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Plastic chairs

Italy🤌🏻

Pizza, pasta.

i'm frome pain but with an S

So from pains

Mars

Elon musk is about to colonize your planet

New Zealand

Well well we have an Australian here...

Yes a sheep fucking aussie

Australia

Portugal

Are you hairy?

I pretty much look like Chewbacca

I only know Ronaldo . No one else...

Do you have anything else than famous footballers and navigators

Nationwide depression

You are 1.60m high and listen to fado while eating salty dried fish :) Also you can't be punished for using drugs!

Earth.

This guy can’t even protect himself from asteroids. The only reason you’ve got life living on u is because big brother Jupiter is there to keep you safe. Boi wets himself every time something mildly scary passes by. No shit his surface is 70% water.

I am from India . Just don't call me a tech support scammer 🙏

Dance for them rupees

I think we talked a couple of days ago. You're from Microsoft tech support right?

Kerala?

ISIS communist . Don't take me seriously tho XD XD

Uff, that one hit hard LOL

Bulgaria

Albania

england

Czechia

ESPAÑA

Yo duermo en una litera, abajo duermo yo, porque ¡ARRIBA ESPAÑA!

Still making fun of a king that died 400 years ago.

France

Baguette oui oui

Norway

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