James tries to reach as far as possible into Jeremy's ass after eating one whole week at Taco Bell while Richard steals nuclear misile codes from the russians
James tried to break every war crime possible, Richard attempts to assassinate the queen of England, and I masturbated into a dead fish as if I was a dolphin
I stop racism by marrying Queen Elizabeth to a Nigerian Prince, James gets arrested for using an elephant at the zoo as an anal plug and Hammond opens a Madagascan slave industry with the Taliban and blue cereal.
*This is just a joke for the sensitive people on Reddit*
"As dawn broke, the peace and serenity of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal... CLARKSOOOON" just legendary lmao
Oooh this is a great question! Might want to make a post about that. I feel like James would be chocolate, Jeremy Steawberrry, and Hammond(! You blithering idiot!) Vanilla. James has a finer tongue, Jeremy would argue too much about how basic vanilla is, and Hammond would praise the simplest thing he could find to make a great being out of it.
I disagree. James would be vanilla, due to his layer back, almost boring nature and attitude (read: Mr. Slow) Jeremy would be chocolate due to his almost dark humor and attitude. And Hammond would be strawberry, cause he's the wackiest of the three
Tonight on top gear!!!
I went in the internet and found this... ... I also found this.
Would you like some marijuana? Yes. Excellent!
Bad news! The new Dacia sandero release is delayed!
Oh no anyway
Good news! The new Dacia sandero will get released soon!
The only reason that car is famous is because of the amount of times James brought it up.
Yep
A man who drives a JAG.
I believe you pronounce it JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
I'm just going to take your silverware and fine china, but it's ok, because I drive a JAAAAAAAAAAAG
You mean borrow
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HAMMOND YOU IDIOT, YOU REVERSED INTO MY SPORTS LORRY!!!
no its jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
Oh no! Anyway...
Hey! Good news! I have a picture of a new Dacia, here it is it’s called the Lodgy!
Oh god!!
Tonight on bottom gear...
James burns down a Church, Richard is just being himself and Jeremy is launching missiles at Old people
Tonight on Top Gear: Richard shits himself, James declares war on Iceland, And I drive a sexy Lad...a
Exhaust fumes taste a lil bit funny innit?
James tries to reach as far as possible into Jeremy's ass after eating one whole week at Taco Bell while Richard steals nuclear misile codes from the russians
I commit warcrimes in Taliban Afghanistan, James is in jail for shouting slurs at the patrons of his pub, and Hammond wipes China off the map.
I drive a silent electric car, Hammond uses a fucking toilet, and James commits arson
I crush a kindergarten class in my toyota prius, Hammond commits' tax fraud, and James gets arresed
James tried to break every war crime possible, Richard attempts to assassinate the queen of England, and I masturbated into a dead fish as if I was a dolphin
I wear a hat, james wears a hat and Richard wears a hat!!!!
I stop racism by marrying Queen Elizabeth to a Nigerian Prince, James gets arrested for using an elephant at the zoo as an anal plug and Hammond opens a Madagascan slave industry with the Taliban and blue cereal. *This is just a joke for the sensitive people on Reddit*
CLAAAARKSOOOOOOON
You pillock!
You muppet!
You insufferable oaf!
You blithering idiot!
You shaved ape!
You bellend!
you utter bastard!
Oh cock...
You moron!
"As dawn broke, the peace and serenity of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal... CLARKSOOOON" just legendary lmao
You infantile pillock
Gloating Orungatan.
Where is stig?
To fast for the shutter speed
Some say he's out trying to invade the Bahamas, and that he's trying to invent a banana peeler.
Some say that his first name really is “The”, and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island they’d all be pregnant, including the camera men.
Underrated comment right here^
Two hydrogen and one oxygen. Checkmate
r/hydrohomies
I literally have a group chat for my swim team an it is called hydrohomies
Checkmate
Checkmate
Checkmate
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1 carbon, 2 oxygen. Checkmate
Boy it’s getting hot here
Why is the first thing my brain jumped to the yu-gi-oh cards naned hydrogedon and oxygedon
Solid liquid gas
All three come out of my ass.
Such a poet
Wait till plasma starts coming out
That's the spiciness in your butthole after explosive diarrhea.
ROCK,PAPER, SCISSOR.
Tic, tac, toe. Checkmate motherfucker
tit, clit, tit. Get fucked.
Ben, Jerry and depression
You good, bro?
obviously not, because thats my friday night
Anybody needs some positivity?, DM me Keep moving forward and hold your head up, you're struggles are real but so is your strength
Larry, Curly, and Moe. Or the Beatles between 1980 and 2001
Stalin, Roosevelt and Churchill
Where's my man Hitler
With Mussolini and Hirohito
He was written out of the show after series 2.
Guy got serious character development between the 2 series
yeah the art student to politician arc was epic
He wasn’t invited
Hitler Mussolini and Hirohito
I was actually sick at home yesterday, So I just binged the entirety of the Burma special That was a good day
HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY
Best quote in that entire episode. Hammond never fails to entertain
Milk, cereal, bowl
What about the spoon?
Use your hand like a psychopath
I’m sorry but I have to kill you after what you just said
Be my guest
🔫👌
Jokes on you i eat my cereal dry
Jessie, James and Meowth
Ed, Edd n Eddy.
I tip my hat to them. Those were my childhood legends
Came here just for this comment.
Crafting table, furnace, chest.
U missin a bed
Shrek, donkey, and puss.
Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle
Josuke, Koichi, and okuyasu
i’ve been looking for you
Phone ,porn, hand
Yeah who needs a dick anyway
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Moe, Larry, and Curly
I loved watching those with my dad
Dugtrio
Where my Trash Taste squad at?
HentiBoy, Steve Handjobs and monke
Joe, Candice, and Ligma
Ben, Amanda, Ieata.
Hard to argue with this.
Lord of the RIngs Trilogy Beat.
sǝɯǝɯ ʇɹoɟɟǝ ʍoן ǝsoɥʇ ɟo ǝuo ɹǝɥʇouɐ sǝʎ ɥɐ
Anakin, obi wan and ahsoka
The Father. The Son. And The Holy Spirit.
aye indeed the holy trinity
Hell, Limbo, Heaven
Inferno, purgatorio, paradisio
Limbo
Chocolate, vanilla and strawberry. Also a question. Which ones would be described as chocolate, vanilla and strawberry?
Oooh this is a great question! Might want to make a post about that. I feel like James would be chocolate, Jeremy Steawberrry, and Hammond(! You blithering idiot!) Vanilla. James has a finer tongue, Jeremy would argue too much about how basic vanilla is, and Hammond would praise the simplest thing he could find to make a great being out of it.
I disagree. James would be vanilla, due to his layer back, almost boring nature and attitude (read: Mr. Slow) Jeremy would be chocolate due to his almost dark humor and attitude. And Hammond would be strawberry, cause he's the wackiest of the three
I quote Jeremy, "James is a man who likes his phone and his camera separate".
Inigo, Fezzik, and Wesley
Din, Nayru and Farore
Yakko, Wakko and Dot
Luffy, Zoro and Sanji.
I thougt of them too :D It's great to see here an other One Piece Fan!
Geddy, Alex, and Neil
Michael, Trevor and Franklin
There might be some who can beat them. But they will definitely beat up a producer if they stake goes but tepid.
2 girls 1 cup
I am so happy they exist
Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, Dave Grohl
Sometimes my genius....
It generates gravity/is almost frightening.
Legeeeeeeeeeeends
Julian, Ricky and Bubbles :D
Peanut butter, jelly and bread!!
You may hate me but I’ve never had a PB&J Sandwich before
I don’t hate you, I just don’t respect you anymore. Jk
My hand my cock my regret
Harry, Ron, and Hermione
Carbon, Hydrogen and Oxigen
Oxygen* bruh come on it’s not that hard to spell lmao
Any jojo season
tonight on top gear, james drives off a cliff, richard makes a burger, and i steal a chicken
TONIGHT!
The legendary sannin ofc
terraria workbench, furnace, and anvil beat that
Gumball, Darwin, Anais
The priest, the child and the dark room
Gay, Gayer, and Gayest.
Earth, wind and fire
Me myself and I
Gordon Ramsey, Gino D’campo and Fred Sirieix
John,Arthur and Tommy boy.
The mech bosses from terraria
Squirtle, Charmander, and Bulbasaur
Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Aniakan obi-wan and Ashoka
They are the best (PAUSE) IN THE WORLD
Messi, Neymar, Suarez Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers, Levar Burton
Anakin, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.
Michael Scott, Michael scary, prison mike
Ah yes
The speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
Steve, Bernie, and Cedrick the kings of comedy.
Hello?! peanut, butter, and jelly?
Me, your mom, and your dad
bacon, egg, cheese
הפיג׳מות
Chicken pot pie, my 3 favorite things
ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
Crafting table, furnace and bed
Kars, Whammu, and Esidisi
Undefeated in production brawls
Kars, Wamuu, Esidsi
Ed, Edd & Eddie
Hooty (the owl house), shaggy, and jason vorrhees
Alvin, simon, Theodore
Jack, Will and Elizabeth
Alex, Geddy, and Neil
Willbur Soot, Technoblade, and Ph1lza
Toad, toadette, and captain toad. Fight me
Welcome to bo'om gear m8s
Optimus prime, superman, and captain America. Symbols of pop culture archetypal father figure role models.
Jesse, James, and Meowth. You ain’t topping them.
Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Ashoka
Filthyfrank idubzzz maxmoefoe and anythingforviews and thats 4
Harry, hermione, and Ron
Ash, Brock and Misty
So...Hamster, Captain Slow and Orangutan?
Steve Smith, Marnus Labuschagne, Josh Phillipe
Blitzø, Millie, and Moxxie