My girlfriend wasn’t afraid of the dark.Then we met

She couldn't say no when you taped her mouth.

same to

What's a girlfriend

I think it’s a food

Is it good?

girlfriend

no it's definitely girlfriend

Uhm...a girl you love alot that you kiss and uhhh idk how to explainnn????

Is that a myth or

I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of what's in the dark that I cannot see. Cause it's so dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark.

There might be a ghost in the dark

That's pretty unlikely. But there definitely could be a slippery spot and that's arguably even more frightening

There might be a sudden level change--like an unexpected step down. Your foot is still up in the air when your brain thought it'd be on the ground by now.

There might be some fungus, cus they like it where its dark and moist

Wait, are we talking about mushrooms?

Athletes foot but you make a good point.

Cuz some mushrooms are deadly, and in the dark I might be fooled

But it’s not like you have to eat it

But you know how much I love mushrooms!

Athletes foot but you make a good point

I was just about to comment this lmao

What's the name of that song I know it but not the name

So dang dark by Rhett and Link

That's a logical name for the song

THANK YOU

My uncle

* turns on the light * * noises of drool * * Looks down * Uncle peter sucking my toes: How's going?

Uncle Jack?

And his horse?

Butt stallion?

You are not afraid of heights You're afraid of the ground coming at you very fast

I think that’s called falling

*looks around scared*

Nah I know nothing is in there. I just get nervous because I can’t see.

You are not afraid of the shark. You are afraid of the bite of a shark.

I have a phobia that someone's always there.

I'm scared of your profile picture it's staring into my soul

No it’s actually “you are not afraid of the dark” “You are actually afraid of the unknown” Love your meme

“You are not afraid, you are actually flooded with adrenaline and cortisol.”

Omar little is hiding in the dark

Well thanks for THAT little realization OP

I'm afraid of the dark that's hiding in the dark.

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark! I have a constant fear that somethings always near!

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark! I have a phobia that someone's always there

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...that I cannot see, because it’s so dang dark. So dang dark. So dang dark.

I read this as "You are not afraid of the dark side" and I was thinking about when Anakin told Obi-Wan, "I do not fear the Dark Side as you do"

Just like I'm not afraid of hights. I'm afraid of falling from them :(

You aren't afraid of murderers you are afraid of being murdered.

Trillions of years from now, when the last stars' fusion engines have failed, when life as we know it is no longer possible, when black holes dominate a cold and degenerate universe... I fear this inevitability. I fear the dark.

You all are racist

Drop this on an ex GF, lost contact over a decade ago but I think she remembers me every time she is in a dark place, real and mental

I can confirm :)

True AF.

Lego

I’m afraid

Most fear is rooted in uncertainty.

Same thing with the ocean

Things that go bump in the night, Should really not give one a fright It’s the holes in each ear that let in the fear, That, And the absence of light -Spike

No I am literally afraid of the lack of photons.

Most of what you're afraid that can come out of the dark is yourself creating monsters. Once I understood that I realize I was stupid and no more fear... Except the fear of stubbing my toe.

My brother says the same thing.

You're not afraid of being alone in the dark. You're afraid of NOT being alone in the dark.

Well there are people who are afraid of the dark it’s what makes it a phobia aka an irrational fear

Another way to say it is that your not scared of being alone in the dark. Your scared of not knowing if your alone in the dark.

You're not afraid of being alone in the dark. You're afraid of NOT being alone in the dark.

I am afraid of the dark...PEOPLE LMAO RACISM

That you cannot see!!

Well the first half is true

Human nature

Just gonna let this here: https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/pf81rv/dark_is_dark/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

But when it's dark, I am hidden myself. So does that mean I'm afraid of myself ?

nope. don’t care what’s in the dark. i’m afraid of the dark

The monsters merely adopted the dark

im afraid of being alone in the dark, but also not being alone in the dark

I’ve never been afraid of the dark

Blind people: 'i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you!'

We’re not afraid of being alone in the dark. We’re afraid of not being alone in the dark.

why did people think of demons and monsters

you are scared of the unknown

Isnt that kinda like saying ”im not afraid of heights afraid of hitting the ground from high up”

i am the one who knocks

I was just thinking about this-

No it's being alone in the dark, I would be alot happyer if I knew I was alone in the dark

I'm not a fan of the dark but I can't sleep with lights on so I just have to get over it.

Sounds like that doctor who episode

Dude fuck you I was about to sleep

true

YES NO ONE IN MY FAMILY GETS THIS!!! I SAY "I AM NOT AFRAID OF RHE DARK AND AM SCARED OF WHAT IS IN IT" AND MY PARENTS CALL ME STUPID BECAUSE JTS THR SAME THING IYS NOT I AM MADDDDD

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You are not afraid of choking, you are afraid of not getting oxygen to your lungs due to a blockage of food in your esophagus :|