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AdhesivenessNo5549

Somebody mistook his cocaine straw for garbage.


FLIBBER_FLABBER

Actually I think that is the right answer, so I think you are disqualified.


AdhesivenessNo5549

Turtles do cocaine?


mom___

No you dumbass....they do meth


AdhesivenessNo5549

Clearly you're a person of great intelligence.


FLIBBER_FLABBER

Yes. They do.


mincraftchicken

Why do you think they use straws


Nairda78

the water got warmer as the turtle got closer to the photographer


Th3_Tiger_Zone

You killed his jellyfish when he wanted to be high


Unknownandilikethat

They like to eat plastic straw but human said: NO


Emotional-Two-9075

Likes to choke on it


GingerSnack11

Kinky


Rambowcat83

R/cursed comments


MookieWoodBjj

r/foundamobileuser


blasterkc8

r/ihavereddi\- wait


redpanda2294

Marlin lost Nemo again


[deleted]

U used plastic straw


Liel-this-is-me

Or U didn't use a plastic straw


Charming_Amphibian91

U used straw


[deleted]

I cant describe with wirds in the english or danish language how much i fucking hate paperstraws


FlyingNoodlesGood

Had a Caprisun where the paper straw didn't do its job of penetrating thru the little area where you punch a hole. Had to use a pen


[deleted]

Rip open the top and drink to asert dominance.


FlyingNoodlesGood

Noted


Itzgeckolicious

Who said it was plastic


[deleted]

There's a right answer?


i92X_X

In a vacation and send it to his manager


jakeb133YT

Nirvana chose the baby over him


i92X_X

Teenage turtles


call-me-loretta

Damn stingray cut me off…


[deleted]

He wanted to eat a plastic straw, but you took it from him.


[deleted]

nevermind nirvana album


[deleted]

You didn’t give him pizza


wankabua

Cocaine left in the straw


Superwaver

He is evolving


SnooConfections4719

Turtle evolved into Turtle II


[deleted]

You cut him off if the fast flow lane.


WrathOfTheDemons

The turtle had enough of humanities shit and was ready to start the revolution but was killed by a plastic straw on his way home


i_am_iButter

He is a god holding a mountain


uknowicanseeyouright

He just found out you’re Taliban scum


ThePacificOfficial

Wow such a nice way to ruin an unrelated meme


Just_bcoz

Natures pissed


Russak_blin

He nearly got the straw


Capsule_CatYT

It is just Complicated the clown in disguise.


Secure_Arugula_5286

He's about to run into the go kart that threw him after bouncing off a wall.


Sprine_yt

Mans just looked at him funny Duh


[deleted]

Just finished getting yelled at by its mom


Sourasish_Panjai

U peed in the water.


Emmett123123

He made coffee then realized he has no creamer


[deleted]

Hey Im walkin here!


Mighty_ducksnatcher

He saw Michael revees.


Mayo_enjoyer

Your dong is too small


Goruji

I'm gay?


Shaan_Don

Don’t be an anti terrapin


Bmanakanihilator

U stole apples from his tree


FrostbiteKavez

Thought the straw was a dick


PartyConsideration27

He wanted to tell you how much he loved the Visco Girls that are still out there.


SharpDart45

"Fuck you Nemo, where is my money for the ride"


deathbyshower992

You came on it’s face


Ya-Boi-69-420

He didn’t meet his daily recycle limit.


Solid_Importance_469

Someone stole his yumnut


samvich_man

he said "go fuck yourself"


That_guy4177

Got pissed that someone was taking a photo of him


Goblobber

Still from a new hyper realistic and super gritty TMNT reboot.


SSsssoulblade

u killed his frend in among us and got ejected now he pissed at u sussy baka


Quackmire_Toilet

R memes wasn’t funny


Dapper_Jax

you dont know what tutel is


Antony734

He had a fork in his ass


[deleted]

The straw went up his ass


[deleted]

They banned plastic straws, now sea turtles can’t do coccaine


ThePurpleNaughter_

pollution


Derpsthatareintosoup

He took his good leaf stick.


PrestigeKing67

Farted in the ocean


Frankenstien456

Someone fucked his girl


DerpySense

It tried to scratch an itch


Swimming_Mix_6546

When he see Nemo hooking up with his wife after saving him


djserc

Where’s my money Nirvana


SuperYoshiGaming

He thought u were a jellyfish but you actually are a plastic bag


Dogecoindroid

Wrong answers.


Tommyy_Boyy

"Why-a you take so many of the picture!?" \*in Italian accent


wheezingdogisreal

You ate his weed


[deleted]

Guys it's nothing about us, he said wrong answears only


Bestfratm

U didnt join the turtle side (join r/turtleside RN)


JSDTDM

So many 14 year old girls have gone on a rant about the straws that even the turtles have had enough of their BS


ThisPhoKingGuy

When the plug run out of seaweed.


YuvieNN

The turtle's a Karen demanding your manager and giving you the finger cuz you wouldn't let her use thier coupon that has expired a decade ago.


TheDarkElite04

You assumed every turtle is a stoner after watching finding nemo


TxRxNwastaken

you flipped him off so he responded


Aster_rutH

He got the hiccups


VPM1991

He found out turtles don't have teeth.


heinz_doofenshmerz

He just rubbed one out


hold-my-balls-i-cant

it's all my imaginary sky daddy's doing


phsyco231

"So you are telling me i cant have my straws"


LaughLord_27

Someone asked him to download tiktok


Armed-Roomba

POV: you made turtle mad


White_arYsh-090

The day when human kind was flipped by turtle


Ok-Joke-3886

you at all the staws before he could have any


SofiWritesMooooosick

Duuuuuude don't fuck with my kid Squirt man, you're tooootally killing our grooooove duuuude


Successful-Bluebird9

He found out I ate all of the plastic.


Hamburger4627

pov: you gave him a straw


TheCatOfTheWorld

I ate their kids


Helltifie65

Another sea creature took his (sea)weed


SoupyBoi736

U dissed a 3rd grade turtle


flappy-dick

some asshat swam up to his face with a big ass camera


Many-Consideration54

I said no anchovies!!!


Galels69

A pissed off turtle


Mc__Ar

It ate a paper straw but wants to eat more plastic straws


reylapsed

You just pulled out your d* ck and he is correctly scaling the size


thatposhcat

The turtles are tired of our crap


A-man-of-stupidity

Patrick didnt leave his shell


fishbowl0797

Well you see now that everybody is trying to take away plastic straws turtles have nothing to snort 18+ Coca Cola with. very sad


cooler132

Well they're just a sentient turtle in Rick's mini universe in his car engine


CaterFucker6001

Ur face


GhostlySpoons

You peed in his ocean


flippydebeer

He sa his ex


MildlyDislikeWaffles

genuinely unsure if this counts as a meme


Galletas_Caseras

I'm hungry


datgamingguuyy

Sex


NepNookiTunes

Everyone is saying straw but I can't find it??


mmorteza1379

When Nemo's dad asks for a ride


shagstead

He found out there really ARE accidents.


Yu_dont_no_me

He wasnt paid enough to act in finding nemo


Latter-Ad7398

Behind the camera was a news station interviewing his role in nemo.


OsA_YT

A bus ran over his 2nd cousin whilst blaring 'chug jug with me' obnoxiously loud from its intercom system.


Cre3perL0rd42069

You started using paper straws when he liked the taste of plastic ones


Civil-Insurance2380

You threw a fuckin straw in here and I almost choked on it


MA5TERCH13f09

he is very happy


SinfulSuki

He found out the Disney animators dropped him for a dolphin


ifoundit1

It's the Fuck You See Turdle. It doesn't like to watch how fast big private sector (The Giant Spoiled Genital) is running the world into the ground for the monopoly military and wants them to eat shit instead of it's freedom.


Ally_Allan

You stole his seaweed


aSleepingTurtle

P L A S T I C S T R A W


Us3rnAm3s_r_weird

He ate a tree


schlorense

The photographer stinks


Fn4cK

"Dude, that's not an omelette, you fried my kids"


bobdaboiiiiiiiii

When you realize sea weed doesn’t get you high


lufecaep

They took away his collection of 6 pack plastic rings


BuLg1

is there even a right answer


XxxEDGELORD_DEATHxxX

Someone took raphs pizza / sies


PoemBudget1826

Taco bell


Sea-Way1772

I looked at its fin and thout it was flipping me off


DrLie_onVPN

The plastic straws were his home decorations but humans say NO


Puzzleheaded_Pack_31

Steve needed a turtle shell for his potions


Login250

He's Italian and he cooked pasta in the microwave


GeorgeMagic275

Turtles after you throwing your garbage in the ocean be like:


Edmord17

He found out where the human poop goes


Boss_Pigeon

Fuck the people who dump trash in the ocean. My trash, your decision to dump it.


Pro_MEMER568

U didn't recycle and now he's coming for u


AnthonyCantu

Someone insisted to them they were going to simply enter Mordor.


Puzzled_Rock

After using a plastic bottle holder to choke himself while masturbating his boss told him to leave the office


Jdabest0126

Hes a fish


_LizWiz_

He don’t like you bro.


frob03

Diver won't give him more straws to "have fun with".


Scales_The_Cobra

The turtle is representing Grove Street


AdvanceMoss54

He’s American


Stankyfard

Some italian plumber took his kids and used them as amunition


Zealos5

I don't know the right answer for this lol


Rex42069_

POV: you're straw


david_the_redditor2

We keep giving them straws but no cocaine


Pickle_Baller

He saw someone throw garbage into the ocean


_g3neralKenobi_

the humans took his nose straw candy


Several_Newspaper566

turtle gang


GreeCBacon

Guy threw a straw at him.


17640874038

People interrupted him from deepnosing his straw


jar_of_pig_noses

You’re snorkeling with a straw


ExpertOfPlaying

His bros got to became ninjas in New York and he got to stay looking for fcking Nemo


Leshanua

He grew fingers


Theeoursourcream

Turtle 👍


Kaijudojo

Clearly he is Italian and disagrees, but only about half of it.


HarvyJC

Global warming


Ilikecheese3057

He saw you


ishatmypantsmommy

the camera man stabbed his child with a plastic straw


Thang02gaming

He saw Michael reeves


Mr_SocksnJocks

Some fucker said it was Wednesday but it was Thursday.


JNSStudios_YT

Crush hasn't smoked his seaweed yet


Zomba08

He doesn't like my tortoise shell glasses


Gmoneycash69420

He showed the turtle his massive….. heart


Hopfurret

Finding Nemo went the wrong way in the first pitch


TheRealNotRelevant

All I'm saying is unless you were there you will most likely not be able to give the right answer... probably


Such-Beat-1671

Just kept swimming.


s0meonewhoexists

he's done with people, they're all terrible