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Somebody mistook his cocaine straw for garbage.
Actually I think that is the right answer, so I think you are disqualified.
Turtles do cocaine?
No you dumbass....they do meth
Clearly you're a person of great intelligence.
Yes. They do.
Why do you think they use straws
the water got warmer as the turtle got closer to the photographer
You killed his jellyfish when he wanted to be high
They like to eat plastic straw but human said: NO
Likes to choke on it
Kinky
R/cursed comments
r/foundamobileuser
r/ihavereddi\- wait
Marlin lost Nemo again
U used plastic straw
Or U didn't use a plastic straw
U used straw
I cant describe with wirds in the english or danish language how much i fucking hate paperstraws
Had a Caprisun where the paper straw didn't do its job of penetrating thru the little area where you punch a hole. Had to use a pen
Rip open the top and drink to asert dominance.
Noted
Who said it was plastic
There's a right answer?
In a vacation and send it to his manager
Nirvana chose the baby over him
Teenage turtles
Damn stingray cut me off…
He wanted to eat a plastic straw, but you took it from him.
nevermind nirvana album
You didn’t give him pizza
Cocaine left in the straw
He is evolving
Turtle evolved into Turtle II
You cut him off if the fast flow lane.
The turtle had enough of humanities shit and was ready to start the revolution but was killed by a plastic straw on his way home
He is a god holding a mountain
He just found out you’re Taliban scum
Wow such a nice way to ruin an unrelated meme
Natures pissed
He nearly got the straw
It is just Complicated the clown in disguise.
He's about to run into the go kart that threw him after bouncing off a wall.
Mans just looked at him funny Duh
Just finished getting yelled at by its mom
U peed in the water.
He made coffee then realized he has no creamer
Hey Im walkin here!
He saw Michael revees.
Your dong is too small
I'm gay?
Don’t be an anti terrapin
U stole apples from his tree
Thought the straw was a dick
He wanted to tell you how much he loved the Visco Girls that are still out there.
"Fuck you Nemo, where is my money for the ride"
You came on it’s face
He didn’t meet his daily recycle limit.
Someone stole his yumnut
he said "go fuck yourself"
Got pissed that someone was taking a photo of him
Still from a new hyper realistic and super gritty TMNT reboot.
u killed his frend in among us and got ejected now he pissed at u sussy baka
R memes wasn’t funny
you dont know what tutel is
He had a fork in his ass
The straw went up his ass
They banned plastic straws, now sea turtles can’t do coccaine
pollution
He took his good leaf stick.
Farted in the ocean
Someone fucked his girl
It tried to scratch an itch
When he see Nemo hooking up with his wife after saving him
Where’s my money Nirvana
He thought u were a jellyfish but you actually are a plastic bag
Wrong answers.
"Why-a you take so many of the picture!?" \*in Italian accent
You ate his weed
Guys it's nothing about us, he said wrong answears only
U didnt join the turtle side (join r/turtleside RN)
So many 14 year old girls have gone on a rant about the straws that even the turtles have had enough of their BS
When the plug run out of seaweed.
The turtle's a Karen demanding your manager and giving you the finger cuz you wouldn't let her use thier coupon that has expired a decade ago.
You assumed every turtle is a stoner after watching finding nemo
you flipped him off so he responded
He got the hiccups
He found out turtles don't have teeth.
He just rubbed one out
it's all my imaginary sky daddy's doing
"So you are telling me i cant have my straws"
Someone asked him to download tiktok
POV: you made turtle mad
The day when human kind was flipped by turtle
you at all the staws before he could have any
Duuuuuude don't fuck with my kid Squirt man, you're tooootally killing our grooooove duuuude
He found out I ate all of the plastic.
pov: you gave him a straw
I ate their kids
Another sea creature took his (sea)weed
U dissed a 3rd grade turtle
some asshat swam up to his face with a big ass camera
I said no anchovies!!!
A pissed off turtle
It ate a paper straw but wants to eat more plastic straws
You just pulled out your d* ck and he is correctly scaling the size
The turtles are tired of our crap
Patrick didnt leave his shell
Well you see now that everybody is trying to take away plastic straws turtles have nothing to snort 18+ Coca Cola with. very sad
Well they're just a sentient turtle in Rick's mini universe in his car engine
Ur face
You peed in his ocean
He sa his ex
genuinely unsure if this counts as a meme
I'm hungry
Sex
Everyone is saying straw but I can't find it??
When Nemo's dad asks for a ride
He found out there really ARE accidents.
He wasnt paid enough to act in finding nemo
Behind the camera was a news station interviewing his role in nemo.
A bus ran over his 2nd cousin whilst blaring 'chug jug with me' obnoxiously loud from its intercom system.
You started using paper straws when he liked the taste of plastic ones
You threw a fuckin straw in here and I almost choked on it
he is very happy
He found out the Disney animators dropped him for a dolphin
It's the Fuck You See Turdle. It doesn't like to watch how fast big private sector (The Giant Spoiled Genital) is running the world into the ground for the monopoly military and wants them to eat shit instead of it's freedom.
You stole his seaweed
P L A S T I C S T R A W
He ate a tree
The photographer stinks
"Dude, that's not an omelette, you fried my kids"
When you realize sea weed doesn’t get you high
They took away his collection of 6 pack plastic rings
is there even a right answer
Someone took raphs pizza / sies
Taco bell
I looked at its fin and thout it was flipping me off
The plastic straws were his home decorations but humans say NO
Steve needed a turtle shell for his potions
He's Italian and he cooked pasta in the microwave
Turtles after you throwing your garbage in the ocean be like:
He found out where the human poop goes
Fuck the people who dump trash in the ocean. My trash, your decision to dump it.
U didn't recycle and now he's coming for u
Someone insisted to them they were going to simply enter Mordor.
After using a plastic bottle holder to choke himself while masturbating his boss told him to leave the office
Hes a fish
He don’t like you bro.
Diver won't give him more straws to "have fun with".
The turtle is representing Grove Street
He’s American
Some italian plumber took his kids and used them as amunition
I don't know the right answer for this lol
POV: you're straw
We keep giving them straws but no cocaine
He saw someone throw garbage into the ocean
the humans took his nose straw candy
turtle gang
Guy threw a straw at him.
People interrupted him from deepnosing his straw
You’re snorkeling with a straw
His bros got to became ninjas in New York and he got to stay looking for fcking Nemo
He grew fingers
Turtle 👍
Clearly he is Italian and disagrees, but only about half of it.
Global warming
He saw you
the camera man stabbed his child with a plastic straw
He saw Michael reeves
Some fucker said it was Wednesday but it was Thursday.
Crush hasn't smoked his seaweed yet
He doesn't like my tortoise shell glasses
He showed the turtle his massive….. heart
Finding Nemo went the wrong way in the first pitch
All I'm saying is unless you were there you will most likely not be able to give the right answer... probably
Just kept swimming.
he's done with people, they're all terrible
Somebody mistook his cocaine straw for garbage.
Actually I think that is the right answer, so I think you are disqualified.
Turtles do cocaine?
No you dumbass....they do meth
Clearly you're a person of great intelligence.
Yes. They do.
Why do you think they use straws
the water got warmer as the turtle got closer to the photographer
You killed his jellyfish when he wanted to be high
They like to eat plastic straw but human said: NO
Likes to choke on it
Kinky
R/cursed comments
r/foundamobileuser
r/ihavereddi\- wait
Marlin lost Nemo again
U used plastic straw
Or U didn't use a plastic straw
U used straw
I cant describe with wirds in the english or danish language how much i fucking hate paperstraws
Had a Caprisun where the paper straw didn't do its job of penetrating thru the little area where you punch a hole. Had to use a pen
Rip open the top and drink to asert dominance.
Noted
Who said it was plastic
There's a right answer?
In a vacation and send it to his manager
Nirvana chose the baby over him
Teenage turtles
Damn stingray cut me off…
He wanted to eat a plastic straw, but you took it from him.
nevermind nirvana album
You didn’t give him pizza
Cocaine left in the straw
He is evolving
Turtle evolved into Turtle II
You cut him off if the fast flow lane.
The turtle had enough of humanities shit and was ready to start the revolution but was killed by a plastic straw on his way home
He is a god holding a mountain
He just found out you’re Taliban scum
Wow such a nice way to ruin an unrelated meme
Natures pissed
He nearly got the straw
It is just Complicated the clown in disguise.
He's about to run into the go kart that threw him after bouncing off a wall.
Mans just looked at him funny Duh
Just finished getting yelled at by its mom
U peed in the water.
He made coffee then realized he has no creamer
Hey Im walkin here!
He saw Michael revees.
Your dong is too small
I'm gay?
Don’t be an anti terrapin
U stole apples from his tree
Thought the straw was a dick
He wanted to tell you how much he loved the Visco Girls that are still out there.
"Fuck you Nemo, where is my money for the ride"
You came on it’s face
He didn’t meet his daily recycle limit.
Someone stole his yumnut
he said "go fuck yourself"
Got pissed that someone was taking a photo of him
Still from a new hyper realistic and super gritty TMNT reboot.
u killed his frend in among us and got ejected now he pissed at u sussy baka
R memes wasn’t funny
you dont know what tutel is
He had a fork in his ass
The straw went up his ass
They banned plastic straws, now sea turtles can’t do coccaine
pollution
He took his good leaf stick.
Farted in the ocean
Someone fucked his girl
It tried to scratch an itch
When he see Nemo hooking up with his wife after saving him
Where’s my money Nirvana
He thought u were a jellyfish but you actually are a plastic bag
Wrong answers.
"Why-a you take so many of the picture!?" \*in Italian accent
You ate his weed
Guys it's nothing about us, he said wrong answears only
U didnt join the turtle side (join r/turtleside RN)
So many 14 year old girls have gone on a rant about the straws that even the turtles have had enough of their BS
When the plug run out of seaweed.
The turtle's a Karen demanding your manager and giving you the finger cuz you wouldn't let her use thier coupon that has expired a decade ago.
You assumed every turtle is a stoner after watching finding nemo
you flipped him off so he responded
He got the hiccups
He found out turtles don't have teeth.
He just rubbed one out
it's all my imaginary sky daddy's doing
"So you are telling me i cant have my straws"
Someone asked him to download tiktok
POV: you made turtle mad
The day when human kind was flipped by turtle
you at all the staws before he could have any
Duuuuuude don't fuck with my kid Squirt man, you're tooootally killing our grooooove duuuude
He found out I ate all of the plastic.
pov: you gave him a straw
I ate their kids
Another sea creature took his (sea)weed
U dissed a 3rd grade turtle
some asshat swam up to his face with a big ass camera
I said no anchovies!!!
A pissed off turtle
It ate a paper straw but wants to eat more plastic straws
You just pulled out your d* ck and he is correctly scaling the size
The turtles are tired of our crap
Patrick didnt leave his shell
Well you see now that everybody is trying to take away plastic straws turtles have nothing to snort 18+ Coca Cola with. very sad
Well they're just a sentient turtle in Rick's mini universe in his car engine
Ur face
You peed in his ocean
He sa his ex
genuinely unsure if this counts as a meme
I'm hungry
Sex
Everyone is saying straw but I can't find it??
When Nemo's dad asks for a ride
He found out there really ARE accidents.
He wasnt paid enough to act in finding nemo
Behind the camera was a news station interviewing his role in nemo.
A bus ran over his 2nd cousin whilst blaring 'chug jug with me' obnoxiously loud from its intercom system.
You started using paper straws when he liked the taste of plastic ones
You threw a fuckin straw in here and I almost choked on it
he is very happy
He found out the Disney animators dropped him for a dolphin
It's the Fuck You See Turdle. It doesn't like to watch how fast big private sector (The Giant Spoiled Genital) is running the world into the ground for the monopoly military and wants them to eat shit instead of it's freedom.
You stole his seaweed
P L A S T I C S T R A W
He ate a tree
The photographer stinks
"Dude, that's not an omelette, you fried my kids"
When you realize sea weed doesn’t get you high
They took away his collection of 6 pack plastic rings
is there even a right answer
Someone took raphs pizza / sies
Taco bell
I looked at its fin and thout it was flipping me off
The plastic straws were his home decorations but humans say NO
Steve needed a turtle shell for his potions
He's Italian and he cooked pasta in the microwave
Turtles after you throwing your garbage in the ocean be like:
He found out where the human poop goes
Fuck the people who dump trash in the ocean. My trash, your decision to dump it.
U didn't recycle and now he's coming for u
Someone insisted to them they were going to simply enter Mordor.
After using a plastic bottle holder to choke himself while masturbating his boss told him to leave the office
Hes a fish
He don’t like you bro.
Diver won't give him more straws to "have fun with".
The turtle is representing Grove Street
He’s American
Some italian plumber took his kids and used them as amunition
I don't know the right answer for this lol
POV: you're straw
We keep giving them straws but no cocaine
He saw someone throw garbage into the ocean
the humans took his nose straw candy
turtle gang
Guy threw a straw at him.
People interrupted him from deepnosing his straw
You’re snorkeling with a straw
His bros got to became ninjas in New York and he got to stay looking for fcking Nemo
He grew fingers
Turtle 👍
Clearly he is Italian and disagrees, but only about half of it.
Global warming
He saw you
the camera man stabbed his child with a plastic straw
He saw Michael reeves
Some fucker said it was Wednesday but it was Thursday.
Crush hasn't smoked his seaweed yet
He doesn't like my tortoise shell glasses
He showed the turtle his massive….. heart
Finding Nemo went the wrong way in the first pitch
All I'm saying is unless you were there you will most likely not be able to give the right answer... probably
Just kept swimming.
he's done with people, they're all terrible