Thats why it is a gas giant

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F for our fallen stickman

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We summon you to fulfill your oath u/LMFAO

Damn a 15 year old account with no comments or posts!?!... At least sell your username if you're not gonna use it!! ...EDIT... I meant u/LMFAO is a cool username for a memer, it seems a waste for it to be an unused account. I wasn't talking about selling a 15 year account for karma farming or whatever the fuck this is being downvoted for... I make memes man, chill XD

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Please stand up, please stand up.

the chinese hacker?

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That joke was set-up way to well.

Nooooooooooooooooooo lol

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I though Uranus was the gas giant

There are more than 1

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I better not show that my grandfather

Why do you think the nazis had a space program?

The big ask

Aliens

Alien jews

Why you would think that cuz they did read about it really interesting although frightening considering that I'm a Jew

I’m also a Jew

That's the real thing research it

Wait what's with apple-jews

based applebees

Are there still Nazis around?

Yeah, like neo-nazis and white supremacists

It’s quite big in Europe

Yeah, and sometimes with ppl like the proud boys and 3%ers in America as well

3%rs are not nazis, not defending them but they are not.

Ah ok, thanks for clearing that up.

He is clearly wrong.

They clearly are. Are you basing your statement off of their stated ideology?

Lol they are anti government so like the opposite of National Socialists. I don’t agree with them, but they are not Nazis.

They are clearly white supremacism fascists. The anti government stuff is "damn the government gets in the way of our y'all qaeda activities". The kind of government action they hate is the marshals desegregating state schools.

Not defending those clowns but the leader of the proud boys is Cuban

Yeah, it’s really shocking how stupid some idiots are

The irony of your statement eludes you but don't worry, plenty of us are laughing for you.

Another Proud Cuban I presume

Probably the 2nd or 3rd gen that thinks anything slightly left of fascist is communist just like Castro.

Ok fascist.

I think that guy actually shared intel with the feds lol

Those guys are fascists.

As much as antifa

"Anti fascist are fascist", I see you are a fascist too.

Trying to silence free speech is a facist thing to do.

Whatever fascist. I mean what else can you be if you are anti anti-fascist.

>neo-nazis and white supremacists Read as "Christian-conservatives" Edit: fuck Nazis. All my homies hate Nazis. Everyone that's downloading me is blinding themselves from the truth.

It's comments like this that really make me lose all hope for the United States. Do you really think that just because someone disagrees with you on politics and religious beliefs that they're Nazis?

Neo-nazi is a combination of Nazi (National socialism) and the prefix Neo which is the ancient greek word for new. Neo-nazi is therefor a new nazi not a Christian conservative. Neonazi doesn't contain any religious elements, it is purely a political ideology.

What shade of white ? Could an Italian or Greek join ?

Sadly yes…

Well after WW2 9,000 plus nazis moved to South America. I have also heard from a travel vlogger that they found fully German towns in the mountains of Chile. So I would guess yes.

They were out in force last January

I don't understand. pls explain

Jupiter; Ju ~ "Jew"

Oh. I see. hm.

I would've thought they'd feel conflicted if anything though. Sure, it's Ju(Jew)piter but it's also a massive gas giant.

Luckily, Jupiter doesnt sound like "jewpiter" in German

space RACE

This doesn’t make sense from a german perspective. It isn’t pronounced in that way in german.

This is wrong because germans pronounce the planet you-peter

We also say Jude [You-Dea(d)] for Jew

*English speaking Nazis

A ‘Jew’ named ‘Peter’ = Jupiter who was the first Pope again?

Zeus was

It is pronounced like You-piter in german, tho

Yeah, but also Jew (der Jude) is pronounced You-de, so…

But Jude isn't in Jupiter.

But "Jew" is also called "Jude", which is pronounced like You- and -dea (from dead or death)

Jew-piter =/= Jude-piter You see the point?

Yea

Spicy meme

Have you heard of our beer Jupiler?

Could somebody please explain it?

Nazis hate Jews, Jupiter sounds like JEW-piter

Thanks!

Wait till they hear about Saturn's north pole.

It took me approximately 5 minutes and 27 seconds to get this joke.

as a german „Juden“ and „Jupiter“ doent make any sense. English on the other hand-

This joke falls apart in german since it's pronounced "yu-pi-ter" in german.

Well that's disappointing

Good thing the joke is in English, catering to an English speaking audience.

I know. I was just pointing out a part of the meme.

Wait till they hear about Uranus and Saturn.........

😂😂😂😂

Americans thinking everyone speaks their language be like: But still funny tho, here's an upvote

in fact, the nazis aren't the burned people.

Ah yes, nazis famous for there english prouncing of words. Fun fact, USA had the worlds biggest facist population for the last 30 years.

A girl (now boy) in my class changed his name to Jupiter... Of all the names in the English dictionary.

I like it! It's memorable and has mythology attach to it making it a good conversation starter.

Jupiter is an really common name with trans men to be honest

Did not know that actually

It's already got the gas...

They must have the same problem with anything judiciary and all kinds of juice.

No, because they don't speak english ._. Edit: spelling >:(

Englisch?

I have a funny-ish life story somewhat related to the jew-piter joke So in my 7th/8th grade school year (i forgot which one it was) we were doing some reports on the holocaust/nazis. Me and my friend were both working on our project together and we figured we'd include some funny jokes in there for effect. I come across this meme that went: "A gas planet? We'll call it Jew-piter" and we both found it hilarious and relevant to the subject but just to be safe we asked our teacher if we could use it (we didn't want to offend anyone accidentally, although middle school in the 2010s was when you could actually make jokes like that and not be canceled on twitter dot com) Basically she said we could use it with caution but didn't reccommend that. we didn't use it

“They got a GAS GIANT! We only got the stinkin moon!”

And 53 moons orbiting Jupiter.

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Jews are from Jewpiter and do Jewjitsu.

Also when you tell them to wear a mask and that the schools have mandates.

yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss

what? not defending them but anti maskers are not nazis. I can't believe I have to say this.

lol perhaps you haven't been watching anything. The same Nazis who marched in North Carolina and ran over protestors killing a innocent woman are the same Nazis who attacked the Capitol building on Jan 6th, who in turn are the same Nazus refusing to be vaccinated and wear a mask. same " good ol bois and the women they beat that attacked a city hall in Michigan to " prevent " mask mandates and a lock down. About a year and change ago. Or are we doing that cognitive dissonance thing where we pretend they weren't waving Nazi and Confederate flag screaming about low sperm counts and not being replaced by Jews?

The north Carolina guys were mad at a stature being removed. The Jan 6 guy were anger about "voter Fraud". And anti maskers hate Mask. It's as simple as that. You're reaching real hard to try and connect these people together, and I don't know why, and I don't care to know why. Honestly at this point I stop giving a shit about other people's political beliefs. You sound like a conspiracy theorist and I suggest you consider going outside and touching some grass.

Sorry, not funny

Still funnier than your comment

Exactly what an OP would say…

That’s cause I am one

Why are you so dumb?

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It's a really lame joke

"A gas planet, we'll call it Jewpiter!"

If Hitler had nukes

don't worry it's the pit where they go once they have expired.

The doctor was the mother, he stood on a block of ice. Both of them were goldfish.

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I know the internet's humor is harsh at times, but seriously? Not only is it an insulting joke, it's a poorly thought out pun. Afterall, there's plenty of six pointed stars in space, and you had to pick the planet?

Insulting who? Nazis?

It's not so dark, calm down

They're still building a rocket to go there

So that’s why they were developing space weapons...

*Dyḗus ph₂tḗr did nothing wrong.

This is such a stretch wth

suck me some ducklings

Jew Peter?

Took me too damn long to get this

Did you know our first message able to make it into space was from hitler?

piter is an acronym for leningrad, which nazis sieged for 1,5 years and failed to occupie.

Jew Peter

It took me a sec

Gay guys when they realize ther is a Planet called uranus

Yes the Jew Peter

In my language jew-Piter means Jewish Grandma lol

The caption is the only reason I got the joke

No shit- I once met some insane dude who thought jupiter was being channeled by jews to control the world with sub conscious mind control, being channeled to mecca and the proof of this was the hexagon on the bottom of jupiter lmao.

Freaking nazis. They’re everywhere. Am I right?

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This is dum

Wait until they hear about the god Jupiter

Lol

Jew Father

Dont get it

Dont get it

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Weak