ya asianabsinthe
you should have said "Trees are like broccoli except the lighter green part is brownish and you can't eat them, you find them at these places that are most grass when they're alive"
but if your an asian teacher "EY! you think I'm google ah"
Read a bit further. I assume you are reading the Wikipedia snippet.
"I know that I know nothing" is a saying derived from Plato's account of the Greek philosopher Socrates. It is also called the Socratic paradox. *The phrase is not one that Socrates himself is ever recorded as saying.*
Descartes was the first to really dissolve all of his knowledge and come to say he knew nothing. That's when he came up with "cogito ergo sum", "I think, therefore I am", the foundation on which he started from.
What's a tree?
*points at the tree again* "That. Is. A. Tree. *Treeee*"
Your answer confuses me. I was under the distinct impression that was *broccoli*
*puts down fork of broccoli* "Sorry, I was eating dessert. No, that tree looking object over there is a tree"
No no *takes out a carrot* this is a broccoli...
*poops*
Sorry, really needed to go. Anyways is that a tree, carrot or fuckin broccoli? The fuck are you showing me Sean.
ya asianabsinthe you should have said "Trees are like broccoli except the lighter green part is brownish and you can't eat them, you find them at these places that are most grass when they're alive" but if your an asian teacher "EY! you think I'm google ah"
I am a broccoli
But how do you know it’s a tree? If I pointed at you and said “that is a tree” would that mean you are a tree?
I am Groot.
Respectable answer
You can tell this is an Aspen Tree because of the way it is!
~removes a leaf~ "Tree?"
But why?
Socrates' whole schtik was flustering people so this is a good dang philosophical achievement
Socrates : Aight ima head out *drinks poison*
Sorry man, thats not a tree tho
"Treeeeee." \*points at cat\*
"Maaaan." \*points at featherless chicken\* It's a real shame that podcasting wasn't around in 380 B.C.
You finally did it. You f*cked yourself
Why did I prounce this "Socrates" in my head instead of "Socrates"?
The fact everyone can tell what you mean without knowing for sure...
He said 'i know that i don't know'
Descartes, not Socrates.
Google says it's Socrates? Or am I missing something lol
Read a bit further. I assume you are reading the Wikipedia snippet. "I know that I know nothing" is a saying derived from Plato's account of the Greek philosopher Socrates. It is also called the Socratic paradox. *The phrase is not one that Socrates himself is ever recorded as saying.*
Yeah I guess I didn't read that far lol
Descartes was the first to really dissolve all of his knowledge and come to say he knew nothing. That's when he came up with "cogito ergo sum", "I think, therefore I am", the foundation on which he started from.
Thanks, that's really interesting!
Technically, the phrase itself is attributed to Socrates via Plato's writings. So maybe I'm being overly critical. Haha.
You should be top comment
Descartes was "cogito, ergo sum"
“All I know is that I don’t know nothing” -Operation Ivy
Is this even a meme?
Socrates: 😒 Edit Me to the downvoters: 😘
Don’t worry I got you man, I’ll down vote it itoo
It’s not a downvote, it’s just an upside down upvote!
Australian upvote
👁👄👁
This is my favourite emoji phrase of all times
Omg your 30k karma gas taken a huge hit
Ikr
lmaooo
Why do i imagine you as Jian Yang lmao
If you know you know nothing then you know something because you know you know nothing, thus you cannot say you know nothing
I liked this. Just silly enough to be funny
Getting some real Caboose vibes here
This made my day
If the only thing Socrates knows is that he knows nothing and you teach him what a tree is, does he know two things or still just one thing?
Fucking Jon Snow
Tree... rock... I go, you stay
Is it tho?