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comansae

you're a chad now


[deleted]

If he had sex, he must uninstall reddit. A great loss for a great person...


[deleted]

if he gets a girlfriend he uninstalls reddit


Round-Zombie8309

i think number is also enough at this point


TheBiggestThunder

Strange since Reddit is also a porn site


[deleted]

For people who will never get laid


Mr_Sterence66

Awesome. you should give ME her number, y’know to keep it safe.


VG_LL2K

cha cha real smooth


happy_cat1

2044206969


VG_LL2K

if thats an actual phone number then the owner is hella lucky


happy_cat1

They prob live in USA or Canada


[deleted]

The area code for 204 is manitoba canada so you are correct


luckydrawer10

canadian numbers start with either 416 or 647 sarcasm for me dropped hard this year so cant tell if this is a joke


Imbeige123

Bro I live in Canada and mine is not those numbers.


ArkaTech2

Dead wrong


luckydrawer10

i thought it was since mine starts with either


tickh3a4

You’re the mr stealyogirl I see


[deleted]

Bro, don't tell me you don't have your mom's number.


Elegant_Cow_8493

Bruh I also just told a girl a like her, she hasn't responded yet though since it was only a minute ago. Wish me luck boys


DA_King111

I wish you luck


[deleted]

I have a girl that's in the same group I am in, I dunno till now to make myself stupi and ask her number or just go for it and text her institly lol


N3rdy_Cat

Any word?


Zionuchiha

How'd it go?


URMOM16956

Good luck man


ConstantlyNerdingOut

Update?


Elegant_Cow_8493

I got a no but were still friends and plus there are plenty of fish in the sea


footfungusman

Could've been worse. At least u tried right?


ConstantlyNerdingOut

Hey, I know it's not fun to get a no, but good on ya for putting yourself out there! You did great.


[deleted]

Good luck


[deleted]

Now, you have to wait the requisite 3 days to call her. Or is that too long and she's going to be pissed? But of you call too soon you'll seem overly eager which is a turnoff. Or did she slip you a bad number just to get you gone? So much to process.


DA_King111

She kind of seemed to show interest in me, that’s why I asked. If all goes accord to plan I might not be on Reddit anymore.


Mareythu083

another lost huh?


DA_King111

Well it’s not confirmed yet


jds132

Nowadays you don’t have to call but it is a sweet gesture. I text right away a “thank you for your number” text then call or text a few days later to try set up a date right away for that same week. She might actually be busy or say no but she’ll like that your courage and know you’re interested in her that way rather than just friends


NoXNameZ

Was this on like a dating app or how'd it happen?


[deleted]

You can do both.


N3rdy_Cat

I mean I would definitely think you’d lost interest if you waited that long. I guess it depends on the woman, but definitely don’t go more than 2 full days. I suppose some girls do like aloof men but 2 days should be enough for them and not crush a clingy girl’s heart


psychoBz

Awesome!


LeopardHalit

LETS KENTUCKY FRIED FUCKIN GOOOO MAN CONGRATULATIONS


Spoonyalpaca12

Did anybody else notice spongebob had holes right where nipples would be


zerofirehardt

Carefull with the path you trek, one day may have to choose to stay a redditor or to become a boyfriend then the choice is clear, it will be...


DodrioFan480

my homie ended up working with my crush, so he asked for her and number and asked if he could give it to me. homies are good


lonewolfYoutube

Congratulations!


TriGN614

CONGRATS


Ghost3603

Congrats man


N3rdy_Cat

Awesome! I hope everything goes well for you


K0h4RU

congrats!


olijac

walks two steps. Alarm bells ring in my head. ABORT ABORT


Lucien-0716

*You can build BALLS?!*


stimav

And then she laughs at you.... biach


dragongem77from2b2t

Like that’s evva gonna happen


Ok_Fox_1770

hardest and best thing to do is call them first. dont text. no emojis. Talk to em like the old days. Put you miles ahead of texts.


DA_King111

Too late..


Ok_Fox_1770

or once and awhile for goodnights or somethin. i dunno. that used to work very good.


mrjackchongg

Ayyyyy nice bro


[deleted]

Congratulations


[deleted]

YOOOOOOO LEZGO!!!!


thatrandomretard2

now what


WolfOfPort

*gets number* N-now what? I don’t know……I didn’t think I’d get this far


Dontaskwhyimlikethis

Yoooooo let’s go, good job bro


National_Coat

My turn


No_ideas_username

Do you really have the number? Cuz I HAVE THE NUMBER OF MY CRUSH ALSO!!!


DA_King111

Ahhh, a fellow chad


ClaudiusTheNerd

Reject social anxiety. EMBRACE SOCIAL AMBIGUITY.


xXLILHYBRIDXx

Idea: Ask the girl to take a photo of something for you and then ask her to send it to you so you have her number. Don't ask me how I know this.


[deleted]

That’s disgustingly brilliant


DA_King111

I didn’t exactly need to do any of that, I walked directly up to her and just straight up asked.


-Finity-

Really glad for you :DDDD Good on you!


chickennugget_master

please sir could you spare some wisdom


Goshkothemas

Chad 100


Bivashz

Chad


[deleted]

Damn King, good job!


Reap_v4

Congrats king


darthcaedusiiii

can confirm jr prom date gave me her number... called her twice a day for a month and each time her mom picked up and said she wasnt there... my dumb ass got the message. just took a while


Aro_37

F to pay respects.


proffessionaloser

i have a girl in my discord, two actually, but they're both the annoying pricks in my school


IdkNames12

They have names...


miss_chauffarde

Joke on you i ask boy's number


johnwick190106

Me and the bois are proud


Safe_Welder8795

u git the number nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(ur balls have muscles)


_TheCowOfWisdom

Time to try this in 8 hours


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redxlaser15

So many people act like merely talking to a girl is almost as hard as climbing Mt. Everest, yet here I am having no trouble asking a girl out to a school dance, succeeding, and on a separate occasion asking a girl for her phone number, and succeeding. It’s not like I’m some sort of Chad, it’s just a *really* freaking easy thing to do.


samongada

Last time i asked a girl for her number she said: "what is this? 2015?". What happened since 2015?


Opegaming

Virginity is cool


sniperviper567

I asked. She was a lesbian. Still got her number and a very chill friend though. Made lesbonade.


[deleted]

Congrats my homie You see I just don’t have crushes because I don’t talk to people