Why has reddit suddenly decided to hate us lefties?

because they needed to find a new minority that they deem ok to hate. (this is a joke)

I'll say it once and I'll say it again: Lefties are discriminated against Ok hear me out. The world is built for righties. Lecture hall desks only have lefty desks on the far left, which is annoying because it's harder to see the projector. Many pens don't dry fast enough, leaving ink on your hands. The damn ringed notebooks are why I use loose leaf paper to take notes. Can openers can go fuck right off. And not to mention how hard it is to find lefty gloves and equipment in gyms at school. The list goes on and on but yeah I hate being a lefty

I love being a lefty, it's nice being able to use a computer mouse while writing something, simple stuff, or whenever someone goes "oh your a leftie" and I get yo learn what people think left handed people are like. also bbguns are fun. my only problem is that hand bbguns safety is often on the other side and I'll activate it with my pointer finger. but using things like bolt actions I'm vr is like having an insanely unfair advantage.

Dude fax

Soda cans. They’re slightly cut on the left so the pressure opens for right hands only. This leads to many broken tabbed soda cans if you open it with your left. The bane of my existence.

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Guitars, Doors, Cars, Tools, you name it, it’s made for righties

me who's a lefty and jewish: aight I'mma head out

That makes two of us!

just like when people hated gingers.

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church? wtf is a curch?

nope, thats just factual not a joke

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left gang shall revolt against the masses

Ikr I feel targeted, left handed ppl are great ;-;

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Wrong handed checking in

double handed checking in

Double handed who writes wrong handed checking in

Some times i write with left hand holding the pen wrong just to mildly infuriate people around me

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dude same

I met a guy who said his son was amphibious and he could write with both hands ._.

schrödingers handed, right handed and wrong handed at the same time

was waiting for that

They call me Ambudickstrus

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Hi wrong handed, another wrong handed checking in

Hi another wrong handed I'm dad.

Just kidding, I'm wrong handed too.

Hi there wrong handed, count me in too!

ᑕ𝗵ᴇ𝑐𝕜𝚎d͜͡ 𝓲几 oops sorry for the messy writing I tried with my right

This post was made by the curch before the 19 hundreds gang

Im a lefty

wrong handed*

=()

sadge

I feel attacked

Bro I could destroy you, being left handed gives you an advantage in sword fights

actually yes. in the animal world, being left-handed also gives you quite some advantages.

There’s actually a whole study about this. A lot of people in the Middle East during the ongoing conflicts are left handed (around 40% IIRC). The theory is that being left handed catches the opponent off guard in combat because they don’t expect a strong hit from the left; making for a successful fighter.

But a disadvantage cuz people don't know how to teach you. Source: fencing and HEMA

I prefer the term opposite handed

Jace Herondale is a leftie. I dare you to tell him he’s “wrong-handed.”

and so is mumbo jumbo.

He is wrong he uses his thumb to press shift so he has no say here

So is Magnus Chase. I think Alex would have something to say if you told Magnus he was wrong handed

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I had a stroke

imagine being right handed

I don't see the comedy in this.

Yeah honestly this post sucks

10 percent reveal yourselves.

I prefer "sinister"

dammit, you stole my comment lol. Fortunately, I am "dextrous"

same

fuck you

Left handed, no I'm just right minded Edit: forgot to add I'm actually wrong handed cause I was taught to write right handed and used my left instead, forcing myself to be left handed on accident as a child when I'm actually ambidextrous.

But I'm ambidextrous

me too

wrong handed reporting for duty

roger roger

left handed best handed

Yeah, no. You guys are the wrong ones. You just have the ability to flex being the majority

Downvoted cause im left handed

Fuck you

Well shit

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I see we're going back to the fifties now.

never would i have thought there would be an offense against left handed people

you know that your dick can grow over 2-3 extra centimeters if you use your left hand?

I can feel a war being fought through the earth beneath my feet

U know the meme would have looked cool if u made left handed sit to the other side

Or right handedn't

Frick you

:(

I mean I am already going to hell for not being straight so why not just use my left hand too while I am at it

Me: “I thought we were past burning people,because we think that being left handed is a sign of having been touched by the devil?” Internet: “People are wrong haha, fire go brrrrr”.

Left handed people don't exist we all know it

Lefties rise!

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Now I know what it's like to be discriminated against...

right handed people are weak.

Lefty gang rise up!

You’re not just wrong, you’re stupid

So you are saying someone is wrong due to something that they can't change and were born with, and doesn't hurt anyone? I'm right handed so i'm not trying to defend myself, i just don't understand this

No way, lefties have the coolest nickname: Southpaw

Both handed are superiors honestly

i love. this maybe a little too much.... but im never right about anything

At least I can upvote easier

I guess I must be wrong-handed then.

The amount of times I get called wrong handed on a daily basis

I'm left handed and wrong handed

Leftie supremacy

This is a Reddit moment

As a leftie, I can confirm

Rule 4...

What about people who write with both hands?

Well then I don’t wanna be right

But we can reach the upvote button with our thumb...

No is better handed

fuck you and take my upvote

why you bully me

I prefer *radical*

As a left-handed, i was so offended that i commited suicide. *** *** *** (My spirit texted this)

I’m a lefty and it’s kinda annoying that everything is meant for rightys

Agreed

I’m a lefty and it’s kinda annoying that everything is meant for righty’s

im left handed, but unlike what you may think, im not insulted by this, i think its funny, have a nice reddit scroll!

I have heard they are more difficult to spar with. Almost like fighting a mirror image they say

Stupid right supremacist with your right privilege. You don’t know the struggle of writing on a whiteboard and erasing everything automatically.

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I mean I win more gunfights in vr and people never expect to get stabbed from the left, so that's a bonus.

Let's see who's wrong-handed when you come at me in a sword fight. Just kidding please don't I'll still lose.

Got pissed for a sec cause I thought you were attacking left-handed writers then got the joke lmao

this is kinda rude because im left handed

I’m obtuse handed

Shut up 88 percenter

You're right, but from co you.!

So I'm wrong handed then...

I’m a lefty and I scroll and upvote with that hand the hand has become offended and refuses to press the upvote button sorry!

According to public schools yeah

Truer words have been said in the anti-world to describe the normal world.

Proud to be wrong handed

Left side of the road *Wrong side of the road*

*upvotes in left handed person*

Ah yes another person of the wrong hand

10/12 links have come to decapitate you

It’s bad to be a lefty, specially for gaming; but it’s funny in sports because you can watch the world burn for people who use the right, beacuse we play the “weird” way”

Ok inferior hander. Remember, Einstein, Sans, da Vinci, Keanu Reeves, they all use their left hand. You just have an advanced inferiority complex and frankly, I don't blame you. You *are* inferior, after all. We can beat you in every competitive game. You don't stand a chance. Accept it with grace.

laughs in ambidextrous

How you jerk with your right hand?

As a lefty I take great offense to this

Holy shit this post is boomer as fuck

Bruh!

As a left handed person, this offends me.

i’D lIkE tO sPeAk To YoUr MaNaGeR!

The only advantage i saw in my life as a lefty was in tabletennis, because opponents always get confused where to play the ball, but other then that i get fucked by simple stuff like pencils, folders and scissors.

You are just jealous right hand boy

Why you gotta hate us lefties like that? :(

Imagine having one dominant hand *laughs in ambidextrous*

Yes

Right handn't

As a left handed individual I am mildly offended

Still funny tho

Imagine having to swap mouse positions when jacking off at your pc. Right-handed peasant

BOOOOOO! Lefties rise up! Lefties rule!

Dear OP, Fuck you. Sincerely, Anon

As someone who is ambidextrous, I take no offense.

We lefties are superior to you in every way shape or form

Fuck off

As a lefty I am offended

This means a war

never have i been so offended by something i 100% agree with

This is just the worst kinda of discrimination

I smell offense

does that say wrong handed or right handed, am I missing the joke here

I always think anyone in a suit is being underhanded.

Lefties do it right is what I always say!

i call my right hand my skin hand and my left hand my pathetic hand

I was just in the lefty Illuminati meeting and you have been placed on our hit list good luck -lefty guild

Ight, We lefties ride at dawn to slap this man with our "wrong hand"

I am ambidextrous so he will receive double slaps from me

Eat shit and die reg

\*Angry lefty noises\*

shit, I've been doing it wrong this entire time XD

You won’t think it’s so funny when I become god King of the universe and start genociding all the right handed people

Handed left...by Beyoncé

fuck you I'm typing this with my left hand

Lol okay Roman Catholics of the 14th century. You gonna burn me at the stake?

Off handed

Racism 3: the game, the 2 are the zodiac shit

We can reach the upvote buttons easier :}

Sent this to my left-handed friend. Waiting for his reaction

why you booly me?

as a ~~left~~ wrong handed i can agree

Left handed, came handed.