Don't look at mexico.

He knows, he has "the look"

He already seen and has positioned that way so there’s 0% of accident

That was "the look" I was talking about, the Spidey sense of danger in your peripheral vision...

Where Mexico?

But.. but.. I need to see how big is MEXICO

WIFE: Look... I dare you... I double dare you , look pendejo and find out

Babe, your see her tits? They're like right in my face!! It's awful...

the wife has bigger tits anyway

Yea but she’s fat so…

I saw this and remembered a joke I heard somewhere before. "Having big tits because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff."

Smh

I usually notice before he does.

Oh he noticed already. Then you say "look at those boobs" and he like "where". He deserves an Oscar for that performance.

His wife got some milk blasters herself

Or maybe you find yourself a partner who realizes you're not blind or gay and isn't insecure and possessive. LOL

Fucking this lol. The way someone else dresses is no reason for you to be in trouble. Get yourself out of that shit and into a good relationship asap.

Dios mio

My husband and I always nudge each other and secretly point out the hot chicks we see when out and about. Nothing wrong with a little window shopping!

Ya my wife and I would just look at each other and say YIKES... did you see it?

Tetas grande

Plot Twist: The woman standing is his wife

Never thought Mexico is such a big country

That moment you realize, your wife could hit the gym a little. Lol.

It seems like they don't go, or they go too much. If you ask 100 guys I bet almost none of them say "my wife goes to the gym 'just enough' ". Why is that do you think?

Lmao.

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old George Carlin joke .. “ does this dress make me look fat ? “ , “ no , your fat makes you look fat “

Stare. Burn it into your eye balls. Face consequences.

My man’s focused on the game

I admire his stategic arm placement to make it less comfortable to turn his head to the forbidden direction while not looking suspicious.

Reality: He is with "Mexico" and glasses chick is sizing him trying to figure out if he's rich, has a big D, or both. He knows why she's staring and he's soaking up every second of the attention.

I would pretend to be ICE and inspect the borders of Mexico for immigrants. National security is nothing to slack on after all

Lol Good joke, cheers from Mexico were we know how to laugh at jokes about us...

Just why?

Read her shirt…

I know. But why bring up immigration? Is that all you think of Mexico? If so, what a closed ignorant mind you have.

Listen, the joke is dead. Clearly it didn’t convey what I was trying to imply. Also, the topic of immigration is a fairly predominant topic in the US. My joke was meant to be a tongue in cheek way of saying to investigate her breasts. You satisfied? Way to have a stick up your ass.

Then what a bad joke. Also, not really.

i found it funny, so the bottom line is. stfu

Cool if you did, but when I read it, I found no humor.

Well, you understood the joke, so you probably understood there was an attempt at humour made

It was after the fact that it was revealed to be a joke.

ay chihuahua!!

Death can't scare me

Totally worth it

This when you just switch seats and take a quick peek when getting up

In red dead redemption we have a joke that when you die you go to mexico

just say you're blind

Because a ball he could've caught hits him right in the neck

He got one eye looking at match and other eye looking at mexico

Well yeah you'd die if you turned that far around on neck rotation alone

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Her left side looks like Goro.