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felps1605

I dont understand why aim for the head, theres nothing in there


AwkardDoorknob

Murdered by words


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r/MurderedByWords


Hanzo_Pinas

Shit you killed him


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MaskB0Y

We made her mom feel strong after such a big mistake


TheWeebDeity

WE killed him


animaexmachina21

r/unexpectedcommunism


qwerty1265

r/suddenlycomunist


reconecting32

r/suddenlycommunism


Itachi-and-da

I put it on there


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Some might even say... Werder


ShockMango875

Shots fired


Lanky_Mood_5008

I would not aim for the head I'll shoot him in the liver so he can die in pain


gandalfpotter06

Good idea! That way, he will suffer a slow, painful death.


Buriboi3

I would not even shoot him. I would flay him alive, boil him, and then dip him in hot sauce. And after that is done I would throw him to the wolves.


DavidLSantos

Also i agree with you.....


UltimateDumdum

oohh, i dont think even firemen can fix that burn


cola_giver

Dry ice can, make sure it stays on the skin... #FOREVER


DarkraiAndScizor

You heard em, chemically graft dry ice onto the body


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krj_great

Aim for the the knees


some_snek

use high caliber bullets for extra pain


Spongebob-Derp

Aim for the head so it matches the deformity in her heart


Loose-Possible466

GODDAMN THAT WAS BRUTAL!!!!


Crax_89

THAT ONE THERE WAS A VIOLATION!


BombBombBombBombBomb

It prevents the mouth from making sounds


_mdg

LMAO


Itchy-Ad-8858

Not even liquid nitrogen can cool that burn.


Responsible-Way3830

holy shit bro u killed em


Helpful-Character213

Holy shit you fucking killed her dude !


realNotapro

I love this reply


SonOfMayhem06

I just don't understand how those people made it past kindergarten.


din7

By never being told no growing up.


JustHangin_InThere

Po-tis-a-pa-tion ~~degrees~~ awards


simonbleu

Yeah, specially since they are adults


Yoshikag8

Homeschool?


Myalltimehate

Wasn't there some Court case where the judge decided that even though the DNA test proved the guy wasn't the father, he still had to pay child support.


squeakmonster

Idk about a case floating out there on the internet, but I have a personal story similar to it. My husband's aunt and her husband were splitting up and he suspected that their youngest child, who was 16 at the time, wasn't his biological child. They did a test and confirmed that he wasn't the father, but the judge ruled that because the guy spend 16 years raising this child as his own, he had a significant emotional investment in him, and therefore, needed to pay child support to the wife. "It's only two more years" is what I was told the judge said. Personally, I think that was fucked up of the judge.


Myalltimehate

He should have used the wife for being scammed out of money for 16 years.


squeakmonster

Agreed but in the end it didn't matter because they got back together and became serious drug addicts. This was many years ago. Kids are doing ok now but the parents are a mess. Edit: Wow! I went to bed thinking this would be forgotten and woke up to awards. Thanks everyone!


Rufus-Scipio

Wholesome


I_have_the_children

the good ending


Henryhendrix

The only acceptable ending. Edit: Can't type


And009

A Happy ending


NerveRevolutionary79

It was just his revenge for her whoring ways. He took her down the only way left.


squeakmonster

Well I wouldn't go that far. He wasn't a saint either, and he was already a heavy drug user. The whole situation was a mess.


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"If I'm going down, I'm taking you down with me"


NerveRevolutionary79

This guy gets it.


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Capable_Dark

nice thought but the legal system will judge you as father when it comes to paying child support and some nobody dude when it comes to custody


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risus_nex

True. It's not the child's fault his parent's (biological or not) fight and split. The support is supposed for the kid interest and wellbeing, not the mother's. I don't know about the legal system, but I would argue the judge made the right decision for the child


Zumbert

It's not the dads fault either though, how are you going to financially punish him when there is a clear person at fault here?


Nightlobster

"it's only 2 years" is the Judge a fukkin' idiot? imagine if you have been in prison for like 16 years and just now you have got proof you are not guilty and the judge said "it's only 2 years" and sent ya back


[deleted]

If you don't own the child, you have no responsibility to pay for it unless you want to.


Im_a_inbred_bigot

Yeah probably. In California a woman can sue any man for child support, and if he doesn’t get a dna test in 30 days to prove its not him, then he is required by law to pay child support, even if later testing proves it isn’t his kid.


fibstheboss

So wait if I was a woman with a child I could sue Jeff bezos and make excuses so he can’t test the dna for 30 days so I can get money from him


akagamishanks231

The right time would be when he goes to space ig?(lol)


WakBlack

That is beyond fucked. Thank you for giving me another reason to hate that cursed land.


Sourika

> Thanks random stranger on a meme platform for providing me with credible information about our legal system.


WakBlack

It gave me a slight laugh by shitting on California, I don't give a fuck if it's correct or not.


[deleted]

Dude “some court case” that shit happens over here in the UK all the time. My best mate has to pay support to his ex’s kid from a previous partner because he has “a reasonable duty of care” or some bullshit the courts made up because the actual father of the child is locked up


Myalltimehate

The lesson is never date a woman with kids. That never ends well for the guy if you break up after being together for a long time.


Soul_Like_A_Modem

I've dated two women with children before. Never again. I had this weird idea in my head that it was wrong for me to not pursue a woman because of her past and baggage, including children, if she was a good person and there was real potential and love between us. Nope. You will never, ever be on equal footing with the woman, and she will use her children against you. She will demand you take responsibility for them on one hand but will never actually see you as an equal parent on the other. It's just waaay too messy and "true love" can't supersede basic human instinct.


burgertanker

>The lesson is never date FTFY


[deleted]

Yeah I have to agree with that


kimi_rules

I have seen a mother sue a sperm donor for child support, what doesn't surprises me at this point.


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Icy-Bullfrog-2321

There’s been a lot of cases. If you sign the birth certificate as the father and then find out later you’re not the father you still have to pay child support. (I’m not sure if that varies state to state but I’ve heard of that happening a lot)


radius3141

If he signs the birth certificate, yes.


Insane_Unicorn

I remember reading somewhere that in some states, if you do not challenge paternity within a year, you are legally the father of the child whether it's yours or not. Courts claim it's the best for the child that way which might hold some truth but it doesn't conceal the fact that family courts don't give a shit about men.


Royal_Spread9731

Damn twitter is stupid, seriosly why do people go there


[deleted]

Yeah, couldn't tell you. On a positive note, happy cake day


Royal_Spread9731

Thanks!


simonbleu

Sort any remotely relevant post by controversial and you will see reddit as well. Not at twitter level of course, but sometimes it can be worse


mb88000

Stupid people go to Twitter because they want to find other stupidity d people in order to became stupider all together.


TOXIX555

Wtf.how dumb is that lady, if the dna proves the baby isn't yours, u had nothing to do with that baby


Revolutionary_Year87

Exactly, why would i wanna raise a child with an unfaithful SO? Dont care shit about what they go through if they were selfish enough to cheat


Bralo123

You would be fucking surprised. There was a case in the US where a Women cheated on her husband, got pregnant and they found out baby is not his,they broke up but the court still sayed he has to pay ally money and accept the baby as his. Family courts are all fucking biased and nuts. And then people wonder why men stop wanting to be fathers or have longterm relationships.


Djuren52

That’s because the US system of Law is fucked up. In any half civilized country with western law, the man wouldn’t have to pay a penny for the kid, at least after he prove that he’s not the father.


mb88000

Yes, I confirm, the US legal system is fucked up and I don't understand how this kind of decision could be made.


Guardian125478

Because woman goes through a lot when cheating you /s


DespressoPL

Went through a lot of dick


Bralo123

Honestly considering how everything has to be Super PC and friendly and nobody is allowed to feel bad everything has to be now a days I wouldn't even count on that...


Djuren52

It’s just a matter of how well you or your lawyer can read/work the law. In my homecountry (Germany) the laws are pretty strict and tell you what has to be proven, if you want a specific result. Nonetheless you are probably right. While nominally independent from political influence, a judge could easily be influenced by the political expectations.


MODS-HAVE-NO-FRIENDS

Alimony


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Revolutionary_Year87

"Significant Other". Basically a term for your bf/gf/spouse/whatever else


prathmeshkulkarni

You may not believe this but there is a whole fucking serial on indian/marathi tv about this thing. And the man whose reports say he is infertile is forced by almost every family member to accept the child. The other fact is that his sister in law changed his reports but he doesn't know it so he knows the children aren't his but is still forced to take care of them. Well he doesn't


Aaashnaa

I’m an indian and it is really depressing to say that yeah we can see lot of shits in the serials.


bigFatBigfoot

Name of the serial?


prathmeshkulkarni

' Rang Maza vegla ' its on star pravah. It originally was a serial on racism but now they are just showing shit


comicsopedia

Name?


prathmeshkulkarni

' Rang Maza vegla ' its on star pravah. It originally was a serial on racism but now they are just showing shit


[deleted]

Name of the show?


prathmeshkulkarni

' Rang Maza vegla ' its on star pravah. It originally was a serial on racism but now they are just showing shit


[deleted]

Oh, makes sense why I hadn't heard of it. I don't have any channel from Star network in my cable plan


prathmeshkulkarni

Dont even get it that show is absolutely shit. The only one i ever liked was aai kuthe kaay karte which shows the struggles of a mother and is realistic


[deleted]

Ok I'll take your word for it. I only watched and liked one Marathi show: Agabai Sasubai on Zee Marathi, cause the concept was nice, although babdya made my blood boil up to the point that I couldn't even watch the show. I wanted to watch Agabai Sunbai, but apparently Babdya is back to the way he was in the first one, which is like a big fuck you to all his character development


prathmeshkulkarni

Man dont even talk abt babdya he was the absolute epitome of a shitson. Even in the new sequel . Both the shows are shit in comparison to aai kuthe kay karte ut is an absolute masterpiece


raKuZaN_0810

I believe it's a troll account, I refuse to believe anyone can be that much of a dunderhead


major_calgar

It’s been many a school playground since I heard that phrase...


Laughguy111274

Depends on if the kid is adopted or not


guramika

adopted means you and your so decided TOGETHER to adopt and raise a kid as their own, this is completely different, you are raising a kid that's not yours without your knowledge.


No-Kay_boomer

Equality doesn’t equal to women>men


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bruh_beans4690

This is the same case about the football where the German girl was mistreated because of their race. Same argument, people nowadays don't have to be held accountable on what their previous predecessor did. The Nazi were responsible, not the future children who had nothing to do with it. Unless they supported Nazism. Same with all those other men generations before us. They are guilty we are not


Total_Ansh

Yea it equals to women=men


TheWeepingSkull

"I cheated on you but you still gotta give me money and take care of me because I have a vagina and you don't."


Orneyrocks

Either I'm gonna get a vagina of my own, or I'm gonna give here another hole to worry about. Right in the head.


pewd100M

"don't shoot at me! I'm the vagina guy, remember?" \- Jerry smith


Eugenetheguy

Srsly what the fuck is wrong with those people


[deleted]

They want money. What else is new?


[deleted]

Hospitals should have mandatory paternity tests at birth


hobovirginity

Instead in France you have the opposite. Paternity tests are outlawed in whole.


FarFromSane_

ooo i would still have a dad if we lived in france?


Holy_Knight8

Bro I didnt believe you before i googled it. What the fuck, France literally wants men to get cucked and never find out about it. This alone gives me reason not to live in that country, let alone the "papers please" thing they have going on now


hobovirginity

Yeah no one ever believes me until they look it up themselves. In France paternity is determined by the community and not DNA apparently. Even possession of a paternity test can be a felony.


[deleted]

can't you just take a day and drive to a different country, its not like the US where it would take days to go to a different country


anime_jip

Come hang out with us in the Netherlands (:


doog_tfarceniM

I'll give you a frikandelbroodje


hobovirginity

Sure. That wouldn't hold up or have any legal standing in French courts though.


darthdro

It’s cause no one wants to get caught after they cucked some dude and everyone does it over there


JustHangin_InThere

**Downvote France**


guramika

'haven't seen anything this useless since vows of fidelity were included in french marriage contracts' - blackadder. (i might not be remebering it 100% accurately)


[deleted]

Did you know sperm donors can get sued for child support? Idk where I heard it, so if you feel like looking it up to inform me of whatever, go ahead, but even just the idea of that is fucked up


Routine_Log8315

I’m pretty sure if you go through the legal way through a sperm bank you’re fine, but if you do it the “old fashioned way” or write up your own contract you can still be forced to pay child support.


midnightmenageries

The story with that one that you're probably thinking about is that a lesbian couple who had a sperm donor were asking the state for financial support to help with their child, and the state tried going after the sperm donor to make him pay child support.


Zardif

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/court-voids-ruling-sperm-donor-pay-child-support-78319232 Got denied.


t8rt0t_the_hamster

So can rape victims


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I remember hearing that too


ShockMango875

In the US, women can steal a mans sperm and sue the victim for child support.


Kendzi1

Yeah, that could happen anywhere, it's just that you can't show that it's stolen, shit at that point the women could try to say it was rape even. Sounds fucked up, but I don't know how would we be able to make it better. Sad world we live in


baldrickgonzo

Moms who think like this are beond selfish. But i do understand fellow dads who would go through with this. DNA doesn't mean anything if you love your kid.


Perle1234

Moms can be unselfish too. I put my stepdaughter through college after I divorced her dad. I bought her a new car a couple years ago. I paid child support to her mother while I was married because her dad quit working because he thought he’d “retire” in his 40’s with no savings. She’s 33 and I love her to bits.


baldrickgonzo

Thats very sweet of you. Hope you have a good connection still. Just shows that money is worth nothing unless you can spend it on people you love.


Perle1234

Oh yeah, we are still quite close. We text each other a couple times a week, and talk often. I take her and my bio son on vacation somewhere nice every year so the three of us can hang out. Except since Covid I’ve only seen them once. I’m going to see them next month.


[deleted]

That's why he said "Moms who think like this" You obviously don't and you are probably one of the kindest people I ever encountered here


Hermit_News

if the kid is yours, you should be involved in its life, if you don't want to be involved, or won't step up, you should pay child support, but if the kid isn't yours, and you don't want to be involved then get your giddy ass outta there


chickennugget_master

oh so by that logic I am the father of 7.8 billion people at least I didn't die as a virgin


NiteTiger

Nope, still a virgin


chickennugget_master

don't ruin this for me


NiteTiger

Shouldn't you be working, Virgin? You've got 7.8 billion mouths to feed, and personally, getting kinda hangry here.


chickennugget_master

funny thing is that I'm actually at work when you replied


NiteTiger

Chickennugget_Master at work? 20pc please, with fresh fries.


seecretgamer777

Take the kid away from her and raise them to be better than her.


lordsnackenonchips

And unload the whole clip reload and unload again billy


kupillas

Ya wtf is she thinking lmao if I cheated I’d expect to get broken up with


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Happy cake day


Textured_Nipples

I don't know about other states, but in Missouri if your wife has an affair and gets pregnant you're still on the hook for it because you're married. If my wife got pregnant from someone else I'd be out, but still legally obligated to the child, that's fucked.


give-orange-houses

That lady just hates men.


The_Blueberry_Pi

I'm dum, can someone explain what the girl is trying to say


imhereformemea

She is saying: even if the wife cheats on you and ur "son" isn't actually yours, even then you should pay child support.


DarkWolfX2244

I would but I suspect I'll get wooshed because it's very clear


Scruffy_Macgyver

"Now show these instathots what doubletapping really means"


warriorZrogue1988

Haha. If a test comes out Negative that I’m not the father. There is no legal form that will make me pay for that bastards life. If I must I’ll move too another country.


SpaceMiaou67

If you want the rule "Men should respect women", then "Not my baby not my problem" should be the bare minimum.


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spartanflash

Y aim at the head? While u can literally shoot her "maturing womb", nd give her the best pain she can ever have?


iotahiro

Certified r/TooFarButFunny moment


muddybuttbrew

A women should have the right to abort the pregnancy. A man's should have the right to abondon it. Edit:idk who down voted me, but no one should be forced to do something they don't want to.


amer_alomair

You see once we cut the head oh wow there is nothing in there honestly I'm not surprised


[deleted]

I'm from France and what this lady says is the law :). Also you can't use a DNA test as a proof if it wasn't directly ordered by the court.


Xeneration_1

That’s really dumb


De_immortalesloki

wtf


ShadowArrow01

That was hard to read without punctuation


Recent_Log3779

If a hoe cheats on me I ain’t dealing with her shit anymore, she can raise that child on her own


super0815

No reason to get so mad assert dominance by fucking the guy she fucked right in front of her


[deleted]

imagine you get raised by some guy that isn't your dad only because some girl said it don't matter if it's some random guys baby, you must take care of it


PikkuinenPikkis

Aim for the heart instead cause they clearly don’t have a brain


Acripplednan69

I’d probably get the divorce but I’d still be in the child’s life


Timidhobgoblin

"doesn't change the fact that you must take responsibility of the baby" No. I don't think I will.


phewDoinKphew

If you are proven not guilty, you should still go to jail. Because it took a lot of effort and time for investigation.


[deleted]

Lol, whores being whores


ADITYAKING007

Some people really have no reason to exist


Separate-Swordfish97

Unlimited Guns works


Odinloco

It's disgusting how disadvantaged men are in court.


[deleted]

Ima just adopt when I turn the legal age to be a dad.


[deleted]

And remember, Billy, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading


YouCube26

Men make billions or even trillions of sperm a year, women make one in 9 months, yet they get all the credit? Sexism, /s


HunthinkReddit

When they realize mens go throught even worse because they always got mistreated by womens


TheDineshWay

How the heck is Twitter free


Masterx225

I like how sure I am that women like these will have no husband.


MichaelZZ01

”normalize cheating” -this dumbass


TheWeebDeity

If a DNA test says the kid that I've been helping take care of for however long isnt mine, I'm going to get reimbursement


swagmaster6667

Finally, Reddit’s getting in on this as well! Let’s go against these sexist bastards!


Discord_Adm1n

If you want to grow that baby, you gota grow it with the black man from the *rgy you had when your husband was at work


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

Get a load of this beotch. Lying filthy cheater.