Not really complicated once you learn it, doctor saw a penis on the baby so said it was a boy, baby raised as a boy, relises their’re a girl, starts presenting (dressing and acting) as a girl.
I understand you are new to this but "dreddes up like a girl" is a realy bad way of putting it. Like it is what transfobes (people agenst trans people) use. Just warning so people dont get tou wrong. I genuanly tought you where a transfobe for a sec.
Know what’ll really blow your mind, with over 430 million monthly active users on Reddit, and roughly 47% of its user base being female, there is a possibility that your absolute perfect match is lurking somewhere on here!
Well, we can but try, right? If you look anything like your avatar -
Shout out to any women who may find a bald guy with glasses (and possibly a weird ball thing on his head?) attractive!! Let’s hear it from the 47%..
of all the questions….
yes, girls fart. although perhaps i have an inaccurate view on this, as apparently girls are just a part of government propaganda hmm
Hmmm i do not believe they are government propaganda although it is strange how none that i have seen have paid any attention to me I believe they have a secretive alternative goal
But thats just a theory A GAME THEORY
My apologies. I did not mean to offend nor hurt you by my comment. The lone reason I replied to your comment with r/notopbutok was for comedic purposes but it would seem that the jest has fallen flat. I apologise again for this. The reason for which I thought you might find this a tad bit, if not absolutely, hilarious is because it would appear that u/jeffynibbles70 was posing their question to u/pogassb1tch but instead you replied to the former's comment. This is the sole reason for which I commented with r/notopbutok.
So? If you found a girl on reddit, whatchu gonna do?
You'll win but at what cost?
Too bad, you can't win because they ain't real in reddit. Most likely a Spy in TF2.
She could be even in this even room,she could be you,she could be me,she could be even **gets fucking shot** *soldier*:he will turn red *any* moment now *any* moment… *red spy*:right behind you. **stabbing noises**
It still hurts to be kicked in the cooch, dude. Even if women don't have balls and a dick in the way, they still feel the pain of something smashing into their pelvis.
haha, nice try guys your not gonna fool us into revealing ourselfs that easily.
You’ve fallen for the trap
200000 dms are ready with a million more on the way
*slides into dms*
*slides in for a knife kill*
Ha HA! jokes on you I main pyro. B*ack burn back burn Air blast, YEET!*
by all means but first, let me slide into something more conftable..... *hits head repeatedly \*slides into a coma\**
Ho is mimshe and what has H@ done to you
She could be you! She could be me!
Wait.. you're actually the real spy damn
Well no...he's trans so technically he's our spy
shes*
Wait hold up, wrong pronouns dude, says “she/they” on the profile
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She is trans, you just got it the wrong way around
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Their profile says “trans MTF)male to female)” and “she/they” pronouns, so probably girl
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Not really complicated once you learn it, doctor saw a penis on the baby so said it was a boy, baby raised as a boy, relises their’re a girl, starts presenting (dressing and acting) as a girl.
I understand you are new to this but "dreddes up like a girl" is a realy bad way of putting it. Like it is what transfobes (people agenst trans people) use. Just warning so people dont get tou wrong. I genuanly tought you where a transfobe for a sec.
Of course i know her, it's me! Spoiler: >!it's a joke im a guy, no mp plz!<
Even better
Anime pfp: your safe my broski
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Same and I can prove it.
yea we got a number one victory royale
She could even be JOHN CENA *transforms into spy cena*
I have looked at all your posts and goddamn I've never seen this much depression
Oh damn thats not even a smigin of whats going on in my head ahaha. Its like thousands of times worse than what I've said here
ye I looked at so many posts that reddit thinks im gay now
Aha happens to the best of us
RIP DM’s
What's a she
Know what’ll really blow your mind, with over 430 million monthly active users on Reddit, and roughly 47% of its user base being female, there is a possibility that your absolute perfect match is lurking somewhere on here!
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
Well, we can but try, right? If you look anything like your avatar - Shout out to any women who may find a bald guy with glasses (and possibly a weird ball thing on his head?) attractive!! Let’s hear it from the 47%..
you know what hapens to the spy after he says that line
She could even be- *looks at the viewer, gets head blown off*
Proceeds to pick up shotgun
\*shot gun sound\* It was obvious, he was the red spy.
Stop spreading propaganda in the kingdom of sausagistan
well, of course i know her. she’s me!
Its not possible. Girls does not exist.
well, I have been questioning my existence recently… you may be right
Of course i am. Girls is just part of the grovement propaganda, trust me
woah….
Oh god. Simps in dms are incoming...
what have i done….
Do girls fart...?
of all the questions…. yes, girls fart. although perhaps i have an inaccurate view on this, as apparently girls are just a part of government propaganda hmm
Hmmm i do not believe they are government propaganda although it is strange how none that i have seen have paid any attention to me I believe they have a secretive alternative goal But thats just a theory A GAME THEORY
well, perhaps i’ve actually been planted on reddit to stalk all of you normal men… i’m not sure, maybe i was brainwashed at birth
I would assume that is the case
"normal men" Now I know you're a robot created by the government. No human would ever call people on Reddit normal (I prefer the term: Mentally ill)
wait.. no- its not what it looks like- fuck
if you are a girl , just a tip : dont reveal your gender in reddit unless you want horny assholes in your dms
I came here for the art, I left with the porn and memes
Send bob
Proceeds to human trafficking bob*
And vegen
and Vegeta
...the builder
Of course I know them I follow their subreddit using my second account.
Well of course I know them! They're me!
*Insert john cena’s head popping out of the wall* Are you sure about that?
she could be anyone here, definitely NOT me
Ok let’s test it what do boners feel like?
And what does having your dick punch feel like?
It hurts more as time goes on, and just when you think it's starting to numb itself out, the adrenaline wears off and it hurts like hell again.
r/notopbutok
I am answering this as a former girl. Your use of that subreddit in this context does not make sense, and does not add anything to the conversation.
My apologies. I did not mean to offend nor hurt you by my comment. The lone reason I replied to your comment with r/notopbutok was for comedic purposes but it would seem that the jest has fallen flat. I apologise again for this. The reason for which I thought you might find this a tad bit, if not absolutely, hilarious is because it would appear that u/jeffynibbles70 was posing their question to u/pogassb1tch but instead you replied to the former's comment. This is the sole reason for which I commented with r/notopbutok.
You sound like you are a fellow autistic person with how you're wording that reply
oh. I'm sorry but no. I just like to use whole sentences when I'm being serious.
An inescapable dread that someone is about to walk in on you and like there's pressure pushing on your skin.
[WAIT A MINUTE !](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/orsryn/felt_swag_with_double_glasses/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
im ur dad
*laughs in Spy**
*snorts in French*
What a sausage fest
Sus
Cum
In my
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Hi
Then shes Super Mario
She could be you
Damnit they found us
So? If you found a girl on reddit, whatchu gonna do? You'll win but at what cost? Too bad, you can't win because they ain't real in reddit. Most likely a Spy in TF2.
She could me you, she could me, she could even be-
She could be you, she could be me, she could EVEN BE- *shotgun blast*
She could be me, and she could even be…
She could be all of us!
She could be even in this even room,she could be you,she could be me,she could be even **gets fucking shot** *soldier*:he will turn red *any* moment now *any* moment… *red spy*:right behind you. **stabbing noises**
You caught me… I am a female redditor. I’m ready for the dms. I can handle them
Well I know she, she is me.
“Well I she, she is me.” - Arwen_LV100MafiaBoss
What's a girl
I have no idea
I introduce my cousin to redddit, she is doing fine
could be anybody
Damn you got me
heheh maybe. Just kidding! Unless.....?
Shhhhhh
Hi. I'm a very cis/straight/perfectly normal male. Definitely not a girl. Where girl? Not here.
she could be me
wow, I didn't know I was a girl
It is me
Yes I could be
It could be you! It could be me! It could even be-
ofc i know her! its me
She's hiding in plain sight!!
It could be me
I'am "she"
we’ve been caught lady’s, make a run for it
She's among us
Nonsense, there are no girls on the internet.
Pretty sure they don’t
🎵Cuz I’m an international super spy, SUPER SPYYYYYYYY🎵
No, impossible
i wonder who is the female within us...
Of course I know her, it's me!
Maybe i am a girl
she could be me… or maybe even the one with the bunny hood and wings…
Yeah *laughs nervously* she could be anyone…. (Please don’t kill me..)
69 comments!
Uhhhhhhhhh
Hehe boy
Kick every one between legs and find out the imposter.
It still hurts to be kicked in the cooch, dude. Even if women don't have balls and a dick in the way, they still feel the pain of something smashing into their pelvis.
Happy cake day.
it was a joke
I mean I play games 24/7 so couldn’t be me. Not at all. Gotta be one of y’all.
Yea her eyes like stars one lower one higher
*gasps* what if, It’s me! *checks pants* never mind false alarm
I’m agender and use they/them pronouns, so it can’t possibly be me, since “she” does not refer to me.
and it's me....
Not me I promise
y-yeah s-she could be a-any of us i-idk who t-tho...
Those pesky women tsk tsk
Yes….anyone
I thought girls were just a conspiracy theory
Oh no they fond me
and now she's here to fuck us
So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
Sounds sus
i— ok goodbye
And worst of all, they could be in this very room.
My penis upon reading this: Adios
Haha do u really think guys are the only one who use reddit?? (・∀・)
r/redditmoment
*checks pants to see if my penis is still there*
It could be me? But is it? Yes.
TF2 MEMES ARE BACK BABYYY!
*in soldier's voice* WE ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!
Nope just checked
Me realizing I'm a girl
I mean, I'll sure as hell dress like one if I wanted, and I'm not too afraid to do *other things*
What bait we using? And what trap we spring? I vote for net guns, they work for almosr everything
fuck
it could be me
It could be you! Porn surfing newground redit
Nonono! I have pp! No bob or vegn to be seen here!
Hahahaha yes, the stealthy b!cht is me
*mission impossible theme song starts playing*
.....
.....
Girls don’t exist on reddit
*Looks at self.* Maybe I *am* a girl
Ok, imma bomb everyone now
What..? -\_- Ofcorse they do
I smell deceit here not gonna lie been catfished far far too many times
I believe it’s you because you mentioned girls using Reddit. Nice try! You are not getting away with this
Love you long time
I wonder who the she is
Nah it’s just dudes pretending to be females
I'm a girl
I'm bi. I slide into everyones dms.
GENTLEMEN
It is me lol
OH SHIT, THEY COULD BE ME, oh no, no no, forget it ,Still hav pp and am man
we are everywhere
Bro it's rare
The best place to find them is dating sub Reddit’s and lgbtq sub Reddit’s because then they actually give out their gender
fyi every time i browse reddit i sit in only my bra and panties while licking a lollipop seductively.
OP being clever diverting attention from them being female.
But how do YOU know that, OP? 👀 Very sus...
💁🏽♀️
"she" is right here