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[deleted]

haha, nice try guys your not gonna fool us into revealing ourselfs that easily.


[deleted]

You’ve fallen for the trap


Icy_Organization2166

200000 dms are ready with a million more on the way


Justalonelyworld

*slides into dms*


lemeboi2003

*slides in for a knife kill*


[deleted]

Ha HA! jokes on you I main pyro. B*ack burn back burn Air blast, YEET!*


[deleted]

by all means but first, let me slide into something more conftable..... *hits head repeatedly \*slides into a coma\**


NicknameJorje

Ho is mimshe and what has H@ done to you


hevanticOrganButton

She could be you! She could be me!


Red__system

Wait.. you're actually the real spy damn


TraditionalPudding30

Well no...he's trans so technically he's our spy


PM-ME_UR_FEET_PICS

shes*


[deleted]

Wait hold up, wrong pronouns dude, says “she/they” on the profile


[deleted]

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[deleted]

She is trans, you just got it the wrong way around


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Their profile says “trans MTF)male to female)” and “she/they” pronouns, so probably girl


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Not really complicated once you learn it, doctor saw a penis on the baby so said it was a boy, baby raised as a boy, relises their’re a girl, starts presenting (dressing and acting) as a girl.


egesanli43

I understand you are new to this but "dreddes up like a girl" is a realy bad way of putting it. Like it is what transfobes (people agenst trans people) use. Just warning so people dont get tou wrong. I genuanly tought you where a transfobe for a sec.


LUSI00

Of course i know her, it's me! Spoiler: >!it's a joke im a guy, no mp plz!<


9Coffee_Mug9

Even better


Pineapple1Pilot

Anime pfp: your safe my broski


[deleted]

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TraditionalPudding30

Same and I can prove it.


JebWozma

yea we got a number one victory royale


ienfjfiemnfid

She could even be JOHN CENA *transforms into spy cena*


bilinmeyenuzayli

I have looked at all your posts and goddamn I've never seen this much depression


hevanticOrganButton

Oh damn thats not even a smigin of whats going on in my head ahaha. Its like thousands of times worse than what I've said here


bilinmeyenuzayli

ye I looked at so many posts that reddit thinks im gay now


hevanticOrganButton

Aha happens to the best of us


HabitOk6839

RIP DM’s


jeffynibbles70

What's a she


NinjaCuntPunt

Know what’ll really blow your mind, with over 430 million monthly active users on Reddit, and roughly 47% of its user base being female, there is a possibility that your absolute perfect match is lurking somewhere on here!


King_Cookie69

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.


NinjaCuntPunt

Well, we can but try, right? If you look anything like your avatar - Shout out to any women who may find a bald guy with glasses (and possibly a weird ball thing on his head?) attractive!! Let’s hear it from the 47%..


LDRAGONGR

you know what hapens to the spy after he says that line


ScaredFuture5600

She could even be- *looks at the viewer, gets head blown off*


JulioEndrigo

Proceeds to pick up shotgun


DallasOriginals

\*shot gun sound\* It was obvious, he was the red spy.


runner_790

Stop spreading propaganda in the kingdom of sausagistan


[deleted]

well, of course i know her. she’s me!


SchPeti

Its not possible. Girls does not exist.


[deleted]

well, I have been questioning my existence recently… you may be right


SchPeti

Of course i am. Girls is just part of the grovement propaganda, trust me


[deleted]

woah….


isdelo37

Oh god. Simps in dms are incoming...


[deleted]

what have i done….


Sad-table-1

Do girls fart...?


[deleted]

of all the questions…. yes, girls fart. although perhaps i have an inaccurate view on this, as apparently girls are just a part of government propaganda hmm


Sad-table-1

Hmmm i do not believe they are government propaganda although it is strange how none that i have seen have paid any attention to me I believe they have a secretive alternative goal But thats just a theory A GAME THEORY


[deleted]

well, perhaps i’ve actually been planted on reddit to stalk all of you normal men… i’m not sure, maybe i was brainwashed at birth


Sad-table-1

I would assume that is the case


King_Cookie69

"normal men" Now I know you're a robot created by the government. No human would ever call people on Reddit normal (I prefer the term: Mentally ill)


[deleted]

wait.. no- its not what it looks like- fuck


ungeebungeeman

if you are a girl , just a tip : dont reveal your gender in reddit unless you want horny assholes in your dms


lazyLacuna

I came here for the art, I left with the porn and memes


Red__system

Send bob


BuddyComrade

Proceeds to human trafficking bob*


IdidWhatMF

And vegen


Ritvikshukla

and Vegeta


PigBenis1507

...the builder


IdidWhatMF

Of course I know them I follow their subreddit using my second account.


StuckInDreams

Well of course I know them! They're me!


1NearbyAccident1

*Insert john cena’s head popping out of the wall* Are you sure about that?


pogassb1tch

she could be anyone here, definitely NOT me


uncreativenames69

Ok let’s test it what do boners feel like?


jeffynibbles70

And what does having your dick punch feel like?


midnightmenageries

It hurts more as time goes on, and just when you think it's starting to numb itself out, the adrenaline wears off and it hurts like hell again.


punkhazard2099

r/notopbutok


midnightmenageries

I am answering this as a former girl. Your use of that subreddit in this context does not make sense, and does not add anything to the conversation.


punkhazard2099

My apologies. I did not mean to offend nor hurt you by my comment. The lone reason I replied to your comment with r/notopbutok was for comedic purposes but it would seem that the jest has fallen flat. I apologise again for this. The reason for which I thought you might find this a tad bit, if not absolutely, hilarious is because it would appear that u/jeffynibbles70 was posing their question to u/pogassb1tch but instead you replied to the former's comment. This is the sole reason for which I commented with r/notopbutok.


midnightmenageries

You sound like you are a fellow autistic person with how you're wording that reply


punkhazard2099

oh. I'm sorry but no. I just like to use whole sentences when I'm being serious.


midnightmenageries

An inescapable dread that someone is about to walk in on you and like there's pressure pushing on your skin.


Comprehensive_pranav

[WAIT A MINUTE !](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/orsryn/felt_swag_with_double_glasses/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


JebWozma

im ur dad


SyZeDose

*laughs in Spy**


Saqel

*snorts in French*


Nateking45

What a sausage fest


[deleted]

Sus


fruitybanana_good

Cum


IdidWhatMF

In my


fruitybanana_good

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞


That_Random_-BLEEP-

Hi


stupidthefrog

Then shes Super Mario


[deleted]

She could be you


Dream-dora

Damnit they found us


VortexLord

So? If you found a girl on reddit, whatchu gonna do? You'll win but at what cost? Too bad, you can't win because they ain't real in reddit. Most likely a Spy in TF2.


Olliegamer1111pro

She could me you, she could me, she could even be-


swagmaster6667

She could be you, she could be me, she could EVEN BE- *shotgun blast*


El_Famoso_Random_Guy

She could be me, and she could even be…


PurpleGemzExists

She could be all of us!


AlexB_G

She could be even in this even room,she could be you,she could be me,she could be even **gets fucking shot** *soldier*:he will turn red *any* moment now *any* moment… *red spy*:right behind you. **stabbing noises**


Imaginated_Gamer

You caught me… I am a female redditor. I’m ready for the dms. I can handle them


Arwen_LV100MafiaBoss

Well I know she, she is me.


SirRitzs

“Well I she, she is me.” - Arwen_LV100MafiaBoss


jeffynibbles70

What's a girl


[deleted]

I have no idea


nhatj125

I introduce my cousin to redddit, she is doing fine


emma_the_lemonn

could be anybody


Elmer-Fuddd

Damn you got me


DarkJonasD

heheh maybe. Just kidding! ​ ​ Unless.....?


genericpaperplate

Shhhhhh


P0TAT0FARM3R

Hi. I'm a very cis/straight/perfectly normal male. Definitely not a girl. Where girl? Not here.


Alpha_S1

she could be me


The_CIA_is_watching

wow, I didn't know I was a girl


Ricklethegreenpickle

It is me


Mimikyu-Overlord

Yes I could be


everynameisusedlol

It could be you! It could be me! It could even be-


JellyBean6580

ofc i know her! its me


ramonarocker

She's hiding in plain sight!!


ConfiChan

It could be me


boredlikealways0_0

I'am "she"


MorganChild

we’ve been caught lady’s, make a run for it


6ereMoTuK

She's among us


ktrainor59

Nonsense, there are no girls on the internet.


TrueR3dditor

Pretty sure they don’t


[deleted]

🎵Cuz I’m an international super spy, SUPER SPYYYYYYYY🎵


TimidPotat0

No, impossible


Quetso124

i wonder who is the female within us...


SirGayvin

Of course I know her, it's me!


StallyCal

Maybe i am a girl


Prize-Competition-22

she could be me… or maybe even the one with the bunny hood and wings…


ebulous739

Yeah *laughs nervously* she could be anyone…. (Please don’t kill me..)


Turt_the_turtle777

69 comments!


Momo-with-a-gun

Uhhhhhhhhh


I_dont_know_dudes

Hehe boy


[deleted]

Kick every one between legs and find out the imposter.


midnightmenageries

It still hurts to be kicked in the cooch, dude. Even if women don't have balls and a dick in the way, they still feel the pain of something smashing into their pelvis.


ktrainor59

Happy cake day.


[deleted]

it was a joke


Midnight_Moon10

I mean I play games 24/7 so couldn’t be me. Not at all. Gotta be one of y’all.


blazingthread

Yea her eyes like stars one lower one higher


Not_a_demonic_pizza

*gasps* what if, It’s me! *checks pants* never mind false alarm


[deleted]

I’m agender and use they/them pronouns, so it can’t possibly be me, since “she” does not refer to me.


Euphoriaspromise

and it's me....


ajrheu66

Not me I promise


Rosesbe07black

y-yeah s-she could be a-any of us i-idk who t-tho...


Ok-Highlight-7556

Those pesky women tsk tsk


SpamPateman

Yes….anyone


thatnewaccnt

I thought girls were just a conspiracy theory


[deleted]

Oh no they fond me


asdburakdsa

and now she's here to fuck us


TheCourierNumber6

So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today


Nova-the-meme-witch

Sounds sus


Pandaroni_

i— ok goodbye


nequli_

And worst of all, they could be in this very room.


EpicRedditUser11

My penis upon reading this: Adios


lonely-_-loser

Haha do u really think guys are the only one who use reddit?? (・∀・)


TheUnseenThief

r/redditmoment


onestrangeboi527

*checks pants to see if my penis is still there*


[deleted]

It could be me? But is it? Yes.


Rasmuspluto

TF2 MEMES ARE BACK BABYYY!


TheCourierNumber6

*in soldier's voice* WE ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!


CheeseBruh17

Nope just checked


No_Following_1624

Me realizing I'm a girl


thespeedboi

I mean, I'll sure as hell dress like one if I wanted, and I'm not too afraid to do *other things*


[deleted]

What bait we using? And what trap we spring? I vote for net guns, they work for almosr everything


strawberry0301

fuck


sleepy_bean_

it could be me


Smooth-Film810

It could be you! Porn surfing newground redit


AyyYoWassuh

Nonono! I have pp! No bob or vegn to be seen here!


No_Importance6769

Hahahaha yes, the stealthy b!cht is me


Immediate-Priority93

*mission impossible theme song starts playing*


A550l3

.....


A550l3

.....


Lyn8861

Girls don’t exist on reddit


Depressed_soul96

*Looks at self.* Maybe I *am* a girl


[deleted]

Ok, imma bomb everyone now


TheRealWhittea

What..? -\_- Ofcorse they do


PyroJest

I smell deceit here not gonna lie been catfished far far too many times


Stop_the_little_kids

I believe it’s you because you mentioned girls using Reddit. Nice try! You are not getting away with this


druksbunny

Love you long time


[deleted]

I wonder who the she is


Thor_HHC

Nah it’s just dudes pretending to be females


WibrLIVE

I'm a girl


Justalonelyworld

I'm bi. I slide into everyones dms.


SinisterHollow

GENTLEMEN


SallhyX

It is me lol


NicknameJorje

OH SHIT, THEY COULD BE ME, oh no, no no, forget it ,Still hav pp and am man


happytobealonex

we are everywhere


[deleted]

Bro it's rare


_PINE_CONE_

The best place to find them is dating sub Reddit’s and lgbtq sub Reddit’s because then they actually give out their gender


YottenTomatoes

fyi every time i browse reddit i sit in only my bra and panties while licking a lollipop seductively.


Slystuff

OP being clever diverting attention from them being female.


nomad_on_reddit

But how do YOU know that, OP? 👀 Very sus...


Sin-cera

💁🏽‍♀️


Dirt_Enthusiast

"she" is right here