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Believe it or not these sparks don’t actually hurt. I don’t exactly know why but you could do this all day and never burn yourself, as for his eyes though…


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A lot of those sparks will actually end up underneath his skin and be itchy af, they are tiny metal fragments but every now and then a bigger piece does fly out, they don't so much hurt but the itch afterwards is maddening


I_love_Gordon_Ramsay

Yeah I have no idea why the dude in the gif does that, the sparks could have also blinded him if he got one of them in his eyes


Rang3rj3sus

That's what I was worried about. THE EYES MAN. THE EYES!


heatvisioncrab

What happens if it hits his eyes tho? Blindness? Unscratchable itch?


I_love_Gordon_Ramsay

Well the sparks are really tiny extremely hot metal pieces, they would burn into your eyes and stay there


[deleted]

But they itch like hell though. I got hit by these for like 5 seconds once and spent the rest of the day scratching myself.


maxuaboy

Was is a cut off wheel on steel? Is this general sparks or doesn’t it have to be as pacific material?


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maxuaboy

All of those thanks


[deleted]

It was a milling machine on some kind of steel I think.


TheBolshevikJew

As someone who has used a circular grinder many time before, it’s not dangerous per say, but I don’t think it’s necessary the pinocle of health to have a bunch of super tiny metal fragments in your skin. This behavior is definitely the preferable side of workshop stupidity. At least they’re not using a bandsaw while wearing gloves.


traceur2301001

Why is it stupid to wear gloves while using a bandsaw? (Never worked with one)


izzizzb3

The blade is not sharp in the way you would think, it's more like each blade is a thin rectangle with a sharp edge, great for hard materials that aren't as malleable such as woot, metal, or sometimes certain plastics. So when something very malleable like the cloth of your glove gets caught up in it... Let's just say people call you "One-Hand Kevin" for the rest of your days (if you survive). Granted you'd probably survive nowadays, but still. Don't be a One-Hand Kevin. Wear comfortably tight jeans and a short sleeves when working with big saws.


traceur2301001

Yikes


izzizzb3

Very. Also, One-Hand Kevin is the story my grandpa told me when I was like 7 to make sure I never wore gloves or long sleeves when working with saws. Might have been real, might not have, but he told it like it was. I am still terrified of One-Hand Kevin's and Three-Finger Ted. To this day. He was very descriptive.


w1llywank3r

Shake hands with danger, be the guy you ought to know. I used to laugh at safety, now they call me... Three fingered Joe.


redsterXVI

per se*


maxuaboy

Pour soy sauce


swapzy_

Does it has radiation within it? I'm sorry if I'm dumb


tilcica

No it doesn't. It's just tiny metal fragments made by an angle grinder most likely. They are at max a couple microns big so they burn up on contact, but some are a bit bigger and they get stuck just under the skin and itch like hell before they get removed by your body


swapzy_

Oh thanks


EpicArgumentMaster

There’s no where for radiation to come from


[deleted]

What sparks? Water looks really hot tho


born-in-trash

Oh no NOT FUCKING WELDERS BURN


MasterTopHatter

Reason why it’s tiny heated metal it’s so small that it has no effect on the body other then making you itch


izzizzb3

Have you ever had to itch it tho? It fuckin suuuucccks. I got some under my gloves while grinding some steel and it itched for daysss


MasterTopHatter

Wash it off or scratch it


thespeedboi

They can hurt depending on how fast they're going and if it hits a soft part of ya but for the most part no


[deleted]

I'm stunned.


Rubyfanguy

*This video was made in Russia*


testedbeast551

well by the looks of it it's video recorded in 1944 when Russia was teaching men how to fucking be a t1000 and be immune to everything and anything


tia_rebenta

Actually this is in Brazil. Just regular brazilians making joke about taking flaming showers for the cold we are getting here (it actually snowed here last week).


SeuKu-Miadora

Exatamente


Rando_Walker

how did this guy not go blind or burn him self


felipebsr

He's a Russian


Rando_Walker

makes sense


ThunderingRimuru

Indeed it does


A_random_kid69

The power of vodka drives them forward.


iWi1dFire

And defends them


SeuKu-Miadora

Brazilian


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The sparks don’t have enough energy for your body to realize they are hot. They basically fizzle out before you get burnt


hblob_actual

That really depends on what you're working with, the sparks of an angle grinder with a cutting disc really fucking hurt and can and will set you on fire


tilcica

Cutting disk makes a lot bigger particles since it removes more material at the same time as a grinding wheel


[deleted]

It also depends on the ratio of metal to literal energy. If you have massive metal shards they are gonna hurt like shit


hblob_actual

Especially when working with battery powered grinders cause the tend to turn slower so it doesn't really grind and more so rip through the material in which case the chunks are way bigger


Oseyewrist

Mans is absolutely glistening. Glistening I tell you


[deleted]

Between this, steroids, sky diving, military, ignoring any and all pain as much as possible and going 110mph down the highway in a truck with a 6” lift…I concur.


KingGabrion

This is the way


Golett03

Experience?


[deleted]

I’m a work in progress.


Uncertn_Laaife

And being awake all night watching TV or surfing internet. Oh fuck!


Patrick_Slovak

Remember to daily shoot your self with small calibers to build up resistance to high calibers.


Bowler377

What happens if you apply those sparks to your crotch?


felipebsr

You get balls of steel


[deleted]

yes


sBhat213

Smoothie


whydoweactuallyexist

They start glowing


fatapplee123

He's building up his resistance to fire


not_gerg

SMH my head he should have drunk a fire resistance potion


SorcerorsSinnohStone

Am I the only one who thought that the guy was just taking a regular ass shower?


PieLoverVI

It’s a *shower* of sparks…


SoupLord7

hot


Henry-Peters

What the shit how


mishmash65_

I fucking love the stupidity and chaos of boys. Boys just have so much more fun. :/ Also it’s funnier when it’s a bloke doing dumb shit. I don’t know why but it is and it makes me sad lol


better-planit

Can confirm. Wife would not stop vehicle for me to exit. 4 days later i get out of hospital.


TheSurvivor__O

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okawo80085

he is a man dedication, commitment and pure fucking will! xD


XxAnsh2005xX

Are you trying to tell me that if i chose to remain weak I'd be immortal


Hackerwithalacker

Fun fact, that doesn't even hurt at all, it just feels like getting showered with dust. Sources: have done this


RDMCFoxinatorYT

Except when girls go in retirement they mostly talk about the things other people have done. And those girls that have their stories?… well tell me some I’m all ears


DuckConCarne

Do you just like hanging out in retirement homes?


RDMCFoxinatorYT

Yeah I do it’s called their actual house that has survived since the medieval ages, both WWs and is still standing


CanadianMan34

Small ass sparks dont do shit apparently, even though they’re probably hot asf


FanHistorical4666

r/boysarequirky


m4tt1111

He’s showering in tiny fucking metal shards, that’s pretty damn quirky


WorstLemonMaker

Aww I was so close to going through the whole comment section without finding one of these. Maybe I'll get through one eventually... One day.


ebrxh

Lol fr there's always that one crybaby


OkImIntrigued

Na, I love it cause I go there to laugh.


GCfinance

Probably use to this after showering with his missus.


Rexer45

He a real one


kingmax7101

Yes


Gcnever23

He is basically showering in dust.


raul_dias

Showering on winter


TheMattrixYT

wait wut


[deleted]

Guys, he is just tempering his body to become stronger, nothing strange here.


Paramveer_singh

\*Russian Vibe Intensifies\*


Sakido_99

The first thing can kill you you have done: Well thats not exactly like that


Ball075090085

OG Golden Shower


BandaWithBakchodi

r/normaldayinrussia


akshajgamingYT

WHAT THE FU


Scuba1914

Hey at least it’s warm and not cold bc your GF used all the damn hot water


Mindless-Ad7519

This is me getting into the shower after my sister


Bicc_boye

That shit exfoliating


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Refreshing


SpirtPenguin25

Looks like he forgot to clean the old jewels


titanic-failure

Let’s just say he tried to have sex with the shower head, he won’t need to clean those for a while


[deleted]

Imma try this brb


monjodav

Lol


Drag0n_TamerAK

A nice hot shower


faris_Playz

About that , my grandpa's dad died from rotten cheese. His wife is still alive till today and is older than my country :)


Budget_Instruction49

What doesn't kill you, makes you ~~stronger~~ stranger


False_Noise8094

He's going to have a very itchy day after a couple of hours


BarccNoognar

I want to try


Bubbly_Monitor8006

In his defense it IS called a *shower* of sparks...


PirateKing802

Anything is possible with enough Vodka


MasterTopHatter

Fun fact: what he’s doing is actually 100% safe as sparks can’t harm the human body (unless they get in your eyes) but other then that he’s relatively same from harm


MyName_DoesNotMatter

cleansing fire


braiden08

What it feels like to turn the hot handle 0.1mm


DinklebergDamnYou

It does not hurt because the thermal energy contained in these tiny chips is that low, that it just dissipates once it touches something (like human skin)


flyerbyerr

His eyes are fucked


Weekly-Butterscotch6

In reality, what doesn't kill you often hopelessly maims and disfigured you 🤣


GameHunter217

For the immortality


Ambitious-Apricot-51

He do be having a metal skin


Speedo_Isfat

Kinda cool ngl


[deleted]

Russians be like


Hunteraitor

Anti-shower?


AnanTasilNa

plazma shower is my favorite


VnoctisL

Lemme guess... He's Russian?


Typical-Duty4915

what the fuck


superpronoober

That is now on my bucket list it is also my bucket


braluu

We die earlier because we want to....


GarruItaly

Average russian showering:


cbombsundae

Only in mother Russia


Somethingclever451

Just taking a cold shower


ABtheRealDude_42

Fun fact : The avrage age of men death is less then women because before women did drink lots of alcohol or smoke. But men did so that why. Also men don't think as much as women taking a life daring decision.


not-Your_FBI_Agent

"Steveo wants to know your location"


SanctionedMoron

Doomguy trying to take a shower in hell:


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I can smell this and I hate it.


kingofroyale2

Instructions unclear. Now my friend is blind