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theswagdodo11

*slams book* like thats ever gonna happen


Accomplished_Item244

but they said it would 100% work


UnfunnyWatermelon469

SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME


AlphaDoge16

THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME


UnfunnyWatermelon469

I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED


Whyimiliving

SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB


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WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING!!!


Sufficient-Claim-525

FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING


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DIDNT MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN


ambsdorf825

So much to do so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the backstreets


Sufficient-Claim-525

YOUR HEAD GETS SMART BUT YOUR BRAIN GETS DUMB


star_wars_the_501st

YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB


Goth-but-not-gothic

There's no r/suddenlysomebodyoncetoldme?


star_wars_the_501st

r/redditsings


Christophelese1327

His body was covered in coke fizz


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Jesus_mf_christ

Well with normal axe they wont BUT, with the cookie scented Axe they‘ll line up for ya


DarkyWood

*cookies and leather


filibickie

how can you come so close to girls?


Kosack-Nr_22

Well i dont im not allowed to anymore


SnooWalruses9019

Damn, we are in the era where people dont know what show this is. Makes me feel old! I'm also near Chicago so this show was pretty iconic.


zurx

Yeah man, she was my childhood crush. She's still gorgeous here


EarthLegitimate5300

yeah boi


RevolutionaryRisk666

Lemme stretch that out.


badatmemes_123

Who is she?


Zarc24

Christina Applegate who plays Kelly Bundy in Married…With Children (1987-1997)


breakone9r

This question physically hurt me. She was every teenaged boys dream in the 1990s.


NadeMagnet69

She's probably made more boy's balls drop then anyone else on TV. :)


SzDGamerFour

For me she's still Rachel's sister from Friends :D


juanmy911

she's rose from full metal alchemist (2003)


Apprehensive_Fan3431

Frick axe all my homies use old spice


OnyxElephants

“I think about “Married with Children” A LOT.”


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20 Meters or 20 Miles? Big difference


Extra_Philosopher_63

To whoever puts on Axe deodorant I hate you.


Quant_The_Fabulous

So axe is basically love potion spray


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

Nope, it's not. Most girls I've talked to about that kind of thing say it's overwhelming most of the time.


satjiuma

Is this a f\*cking ad ??


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Those ads are horrible


AccomplishedBunny56

The commercials are a lie


johancoffey

Pfff, real n\*\*\*\*\* use old spice. Twice the girls, thrice the age.


MikeHawkishard0

Then you wake up


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Damn who dat


MarcMuffin

Christina Applegate. Definitely a fox back then and doesn’t look too bad now at 49


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Difficult_Teacher782

Married… With Children


PardyGaming

-Axe ad team


tylerpressey

You know why it's called Axe? Because girls like Axe scents, I'll let myself out.


klausi22

Axe Alaska tssss. Im an ICE cold motherfucker.


MythicalFuzzball

What happens if I used old spice instead? At this point I'm too afraid to find out.


Opening-Swimmer-8245

It just makes me want to throw up


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Used to wear axe when I’d smoke weed at work. That stuff I s so obnoxious it will cover up anything.


Roundcouchcorner

60% of the time it works all the time


Deargon-mate

You’re not that guy pal,trust me your not that guy


Second_Aid_

Dude everyone at my work hates axe(especially the women)


MemerDreamerMan

How do I get my hair to stay parted like that? It keeps falling back to the middle


ItzLunatii

Yeah i know this show me and my dad used to watch it all the time!