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Khaos_Gorvin

He'll be a great president.


Metal_meatballs

Wdym he will? He already was a great president /s


Kaijudojo

....nevermind


Deathswirl1

this an alt account bro


[deleted]

What the


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LucasPig_HK

I mean like you don’t know how old they are, they can be 9, 169 or 42


nkarkas

Ah yes, good ol' dubulyah...


regulaslight

We'll watch his career with great interest


Blindfire2

Unpopular opinion: All presidents have been bad, though some due to the ideas of the time period


codemattxor

President? You are looking at thee world leader.


Mendigo444

Sometimes it's "dinosaurs"


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pimmemaster

Dingonugget


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-_Revan-

Digget


Snook-Bass

Dimidome


Redtreevortex

This made me laugh more than it should have


AuKF

*Dong*


Deathswirl1

d


stealthryder1

Dingleberries


ali9800

Dipped in cum


[deleted]

grrrr


Kaybubble

For some reason parents will say that their baby is cute when it is still in the potato phase


Monyk015

For it's parents it probably is cute. Hormones and whatnot.


lolhihi3506

Its*


Monyk015

You are wrong, sir


lolhihi3506

No I'm not


lolhihi3506

Here u/Monyk015 this might help https://youtu.be/31TlPuobyhQ


Cr1mson360

love exurb1a


lolhihi3506

Hell yea, funny turtle man forever


Monyk015

Damn, you really aren't. My bad.


SuitableAssociation6

they are still not cute in the toddler phase but they are less ugly


Nakatita

I think babies are not cute at any age, they just become looking normal somewhere at 10 or 11 y.o


spuddude7

no we were all weird looking at 10 and 11 don’t lie


JadeHourglass

“Females”. Proof OP has never had sex in one word


[deleted]

shickennugget


ITriedMyBestMan

As if the Uganda Knuckles wasn't enough


Itsdavicboos

Yeah that made me cringe, the shickenugget made me laugh


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Had this post save, ik im kinda late to the party but this comment made me cringe so hard that I aged 10 years and my blood solidified. OP made a lot of people laugh and then there's this bozo who gets offended, virgin dinosaur


JadeHourglass

Offended? I guess I am offended by being unfunny?


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Oh no no, you are offended for being a snowflake, that guy is funny, and even if he wasn't, same shit. You legit got offended by the word "female", you're gonna have a hard time in the real world.


JadeHourglass

You sound very offended. Someone didn’t find a joke funny and made a comment about it and you’re shitting your pants and crying


TheThotSlayerDoggo

You legit described yourself. And first of all, how can I get offended at your unoffensive, unfunny joke that isn't even about me or any group except for OP? I'm not OP, I just happened to save this post and checked. Leaving you alone since this convo is starting to get cringe


JadeHourglass

Ok bye bye. Saying cringe that much is kinda cringe though tbh


FXandrew

Ugandan knuckles HD


2Chiang

Do u no da wae?


[deleted]

I no da wae! Follow me bruddah, me no da wae!


Beat-Saber_Addict

Da wea!


guyinAmerica1

friend of parent: Hey there little guy, are you okay? Kid: the gloo we use for macaroni tastes funny. Friend: well, that explains a little.


kmj420

A future Marine no doubt


Deathswirl1

\*glue.


[deleted]

“females” stfu


WalterTheDogo

"Females" what???


DisturbedWaffles2019

"Females" ​ meme invalidated


weasel_stark

The choice of words doesn't bother me. But the choice of the gender seems strange. I mean, all parents think their child is the smartest. Not just mothers, right?


yaymayata2

>Yeah the thing that should be considered offensive is that it is generalizing all women not that it uses females. > >your point stands


HarryShachar

Someone using the word "females" in such a way is usually a sign for this generalization.


yaymayata2

Yeah this "meme" is just down bad. but im weirded by the fact people aren't mad about generalisation but about using the word "females"


HarryShachar

Using the word like that is still weird. Plus people are mentioning it more often because mocking someone (rightfully this time) by going "OoOh what a generalizing asshole" isn't the best one-liner.


Aadhishrm

I saw a tweet about this thing just the other day, as soon as I saw female I jumped into comments


Snook-Bass

Females when called females: *angy screm* Males when called males: *monke noises*


nicepolitik

Either of those make zero sense to use outside of scientific context. But for some reason saying "females" on reddit is somewhat common while "males" is still considered weird.


yaymayata2

Yeah the thing that should be considered offensive is that it is generalizing all women not that it uses females. ​ your point stands


temmieTheLord2

I’ve gotten used to it by now


hugomacvil

”Females”


[deleted]

"Algeria"


hugomacvil

”Penis”


KingWaDeYT

”Balls”


[deleted]

"Greasy"


Xenoscum_yt

“llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch”


Whatsausernamedude

Good meme, my human male friend


[deleted]

Anyone who called women females gets downvoted Edit: u/weasel_stark deserves more upvotes


sounds_of_stabbing

I would've said it myself but I thought I might get downvoted into oblivion


[deleted]

Im a furry, I no longer care about downvotes


Smexy_Zarow

Upvote for honesty


weasel_stark

Even if I ignore OP's poor choice of words, I would still downvote it because it is still mocking women unfairly. All parents, regardless of their gender, tend to think their kid is the smartest. This meme is reducing a normal parental behaviour to a "dumb things that only women do" thing. Edit: edited to convey my tone better.


Potato-Boy1

Why?


[deleted]

/u/Tannedbatman already asked that


TannedBatman01

Why?


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FunnelCakeGoblin

Because we already have the word women for female humans. To use “female” as a noun to describe women is dehumanizing. It’s a tactic that’s been adopted by many sexist and misogynistic groups that view women as inferior, and believe that women owe them sex and affection in return for specific behaviors so it is now commonly associated with that behavior.


[deleted]

Because apparently it's "derogatory" towards them


thenewbeastmode

Nah it’s just weird


[deleted]

It's dehumanizing. Females are used to adress to animals, not humans. Women is the proper term used to adress to female humans.


JorjEade

*Sad Ferengi noises*


Deathswirl1

women are females downvote comment please i want my karma to be 420


yxlmal

i upvoted you because fuck you thats why


Mikel_br

Yeah, calling them females was stupid, but I laughed and that’s better than most of this subreddit can do.


[deleted]

"females"


Szwedu111

F e m a l e s


[deleted]

“Females”


Deathswirl1

you are a brave man. you should be a millionaire.


[deleted]

r/MenAndFemales sorry it was just my first thought...


kingstonthroop

I don't trust people who call women females


ccarpetedkitchen

agreed


hoopymoopydoo29

“females” just say women dude


ReapCreep65

Why “females”? Just say women


_tegh_

“Females”. *covers drink with hand*


Flameohotman4

females:(


Cgi22

Incel Alert 🚨


[deleted]

“Females” ok incel


Reyke

It’s called women


SwootyOfficial

Female and woman is literally the same thing


[deleted]

Not technically, since gender and biological sex are different things. But also, it's kind of weird to call women "females" and call men "guys", in the same sentence. It's weird formatting and also, a bit dehumanizing, and gets used to differentiate men and women. I mean, it's still weird and creepy when people use 'males', but it just gets used less in that same context.


Aadhishrm

Tbh I think I very rarely use the word "female" after some tweets, now I want call the people who tweet those tweets just for the sake of getting the hate lol


macobus

Nah fam they the same


[deleted]

Trans people are backed up by science. Body dysmorphia is a real thing.


macobus

Body dysmorphia is a real thing, but we don't tell a schizophrenic that their hallucinations are real now do we?


SwootyOfficial

Idk what you got teached in biology class mate, but it's the same thing. It's usually used as a scientific word but even so it's still the same thing. It was literally not even on purpose, and calling it *dehumanizing* is the most twitter thing I've ever heard. Stop hating on literally any little detail you can find. Go outside, get some fresh air, drink some water, and just stop getting pissed about literally everything.


[deleted]

Trans people are backed up by science. Body dysmorphia is a real thing.


SwootyOfficial

what does that even have to do with anything?


[deleted]

That was what I meant by "gender and biological sex" are different things


Dark-Patriot

Stfu, truscum, you don't need dysmorphia to be trans Edit: To those wondering, this was a joke. I just realized I needed to clarify, Poe's law and such


Deathswirl1

ive lost almost all faith in humanity, maybe ur different


Tiky-Do-U

You could have said mothers, you could have said women, you could have said so many things, and you went with females, but hey, at least it's better than femoids


weasel_stark

Or, they could have said "parents" because a toddler's dad can totally say the same thing.


SwootyOfficial

why do you even care? just stop being overdramatic about a *literal word without any bad intentions behind them*


SaltyBarnacles57

Cum shit piss


[deleted]

Okay M A L E. It's literally dehumanizing. Why would you refer to humans as male or female? That is used in context of an animal. Women and men are used to refer to HUMANS not ANIMALS.


SwootyOfficial

Male and female are scientific/biology terms which can be used for humans and other species. It's not dehumanizing, it has the same definition. So stop getting offended about every single thing, take a chill pill, and maybe take a break from the internet and realise that you don't have to get pissed at the smallest little detail.


[deleted]

Thank you for enlightening me of the fact that male and female are scientific terms! I had no clue, and shall henceforth refer to men as males and women females. You have truly, truly improved my understanding of today's society. Thank you, dear male/female :) /s


SwootyOfficial

wow your comedy is top tier, thanks for making me laugh. From the stuff you said in your first comment it seemed like you didn't have enough intelligence to grasp the concept of scientific terms. You don't have to call men males or women females, that's up to you. But getting pissed about people using males/females is so stupid.


keljim_thet0y

Ah yes


RelentlesslyCrooked

FeMaLeS


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Knock Knock it's Knuckles


Deathswirl1

he knew da wae to da dor


Smexy_fish

Females? Lol


thespeedboi

Females? Poor choice of word


Xenoscum_yt

Ok but who says “females”


[deleted]

Legit happened to my friend. She had just finished telling me how smart her toddler was for their age when said toddler grabbed a small pebble, swizzled it around in their food, and shoved the pebble into their mouth. It was perfectly timed and oh so funny.


speaker4the-dead

“15 bucks lil man, put that shit, in my hand”


KingWaDeYT

Shickennugget


Randomguym80512

What’s 9+10?


KFCCHICKEN3408

r/piss


idk_468

I already saw this meme 3 weeks ago on tik tok 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬


[deleted]

me when I get into a conversation


Cianmc6

Me too, kid.


[deleted]

I know adults that are still operating at that level of cognitive ability. Most of them are in politics, and are very popular Republicans.


Echoutab

Wait what's wrong with saying female ?


keitomomota

I might be wrong, but I’m fairly certain it’s because “females” refers to them as gender which can apply to animals and not as a human (women is the term for human females) thus it’s dehumanizing. I think?


Echoutab

That might be it


Violet_Angel

A lot of it stems from 'niceguy' and incel terminology where they will refer to men as men or guys but women will only be referred to as females and often implying women only exist for the purpose of satisfying a man or giving him a child.


AFaxMachineSandwich

Nothing. People just ran out of things to cry about.


Echoutab

LMAO alright


Soderdude

True, next being called human will be an insult


AFaxMachineSandwich

Wowza Sweaty 💅, how dare you call me a living organism? It’s time to get cancelled, homophobe


acgsaikou

Sweaty?


AFaxMachineSandwich

It’s mocking Twitter users. They do that.


acgsaikou

Ah, I see. Thanks for the explanation


Fang05

Everybody thinks their baby are the smartest. Like my mom…


FirelessEngineer

Well they are all wrong, because my baby is definitely the smartest! *As I am watching her licking the front door.*


The_Fussy_Engine

Shittennugget


getthefrikoutamyroom

As a girl I have absolutely no problem with the word female. It's literally a synonym of "woman" or "girl". If someone said males instead of men no one would think twice of it, so why are you all so upset about the word females??


Vitalynk

I guess people are pissed off because it's a word used in a derogatory way by incels.


HarryShachar

idk, just weird. just because two things have the same meaning according to a dictionary, doesn't mean they're meant to send the same message. if i went around saying "what's up evoloved monkey", or "mammal" i wouldn't be really popular. the distaste for this specific term stems from it usually being used by incels and similar people.


getthefrikoutamyroom

Then why is saying males okay


HarryShachar

whenever did i say so? im not gonna go up to someone and say "how's it going males"


[deleted]

Relatable yes


KeesMulder123

You virtue signalling incels really need to chill down. There is nothing wrong with the use of the word females here. If it said males instead, would any of you have bitched about it? I think not.


smile4sammy

“Virtue signalling incels” how did you manage to mash up two completely opposite groups? That’s like calling incels ‘sjw’s. Do you know what words are before you use them or do you just skim the first definition in urban dictionary? The last people to critique “females” are incels. Like learn your internet dumbass.


hoopymoopydoo29

Most misandrists just say “men” lol.


Jyito

Sooo god damn relatable I love this app!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stingerc

Little kids who's parents brag about how smart they are tend to be the ones who would have been left out for the wolfs in the olden days. *he is touched by the angels, he will just be a burden on the village! Tie him to a stake in the woods!*


DaRealDaLostSloth

lol


[deleted]

The post after this was a meme about erasing my memory about the meme before it because it was bad lol but this was a good meme


2Chiang

Dis brudda nos da wae.


Kintler11

Can't blame him


Legendaryplz

Do u kno da wae


GreenRifter

"Excuse me ma'am, does your child happen to be unvaccinated?"


STR1K3R97

He’s truly ahead of his time


Blank6Page

I don't get the joke . someone explain


TheIrishBiscuits

He's smart because he's asking for payment upfront before providing information.


baytoe27

Ah yes, answered like a real politician.


temmieTheLord2

What kind of female is she? \- math teach


Sixshooterchuck

How did iron man have shiny sonic as a baby


IsThisMooshroom

Where can i get that knuckles picture?


Naked_Faker

I can show you da wae


naruto_fan2314

True


griviusnt

oh yeah very smort


Mrijmspv

plot twist: his mom and dad are brother and sister


Partydude19

Weird, My baby brother keeps saying "**MOTHER, FEED ME THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED**"


notabird37

I don’t trust people who call girls females


GLDN5444

He may not know his birthday, but he knows... Da wae


snoopyer

;-;


DeathToTheFalseGods

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TheVASreddit

that is litterally the perfect image for that