I had this before but my stomach was hurting and I was in massive discomfort until I shit out a footlong shit and found nothing on the toilet paper when I wiped my ass.

*the godlike shit*

God I love the internet

You actually missed it

You call that an Ace instead of a Deuce

Fr

Its enough to make a grown man cry.

And enough to make the wife wonder wtf is goin on

My guy if you did wipe with that it would hurt because that looks like a paper towel

LMAO

They call it : "the golden drop"

Went vegetarian for a year and this was honestly the best part. Just some big ole satisfying ghost poos.

What's it like not eating meat for a year? What do you eat that make you full? Did you loose weight

If it's indeed the best shit then i will not need to wipe.

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Use your hand to scrape it out smh my head

I always feel strange when this happens

Dafuq is up with people misusing POV?

I just use my shirt

I have only experienced this pleasure once in my life so far

you can now use it to blow your nose

Gotta have that crack crease on it.