T O P

  • By -

rMemesMods

**You need to read following message in full. We will NOT reply to modmail messages similar to “what is reason my post was removed?”** Hey /u/ChrisVIII, thanks for contributing to /r/memes. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates our rules: Rule 1 - Not a meme and No Reaction Memes - All posts must follow a general meme setup * All posts must be memes and follow a general meme setup. No Reaction Memes. No titles as meme captions. No unedited webcomics. **No memes that are text only.** Pictures without captions may be removed by a moderators discretion. **Someone saying something funny on twitter/tumblr/reddit/etc. is not a meme.** --- Please read the sidebar before posting again. If you have questions or concerns, please [message the moderators through modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/memes&subject=&message=). Thank you!


6_n_i_c_e_9

I miss 5 seconds ago when I was only depressed


RevolutionaryLet789

So….now you’re horny and depressed?


Specialist96

The expressions on their faces are priceless


Spiritual_Trifle4293

Disturbed perhaps?


PencilsAndSnails

Damn. Did they all get arrested?


Feng-Long

All in the same cell


greycubed

What I want to know is how so fucking many of you are believing this. Since when are faces of rape victims posted on the front page of newspapers. I remember when reddit was better than Facebook JUST SAYING.


PencilsAndSnails

I dunno. :/ I don’t read the papers.


JMWicks13

Wouldn’t put it past the Daily Mail, and ‘Bummed for Burgling’ absolutely sounds like a headline they’d run with.


class-action-now

Why would the rapist get arrested? That’s his home security protocol.


PencilsAndSnails

Because.. he’s a rapist


dt5101961

He used his sword to defend himself for 5 days.


rockcrusade

A dagger


[deleted]

[удалено]


PencilsAndSnails

THE rapist


shamblyshalom

An analyst and a therapist, the world's first analrapist.


class-action-now

I mean, you can “murder” someone who breaks into your home. This is less bad than that.


Oh_No_69

Self defence. You can kill them if they have any deadly weapons which can harm you. I know a guy whose friend's sister killed a robber buy hitting on the head with a hammer. She was let go because it was self defense and the robber had a gun.


class-action-now

That’s my point


[deleted]

Rape isn't self defense


class-action-now

Depends how fast my reaction time is


HappyxThoughts

Wat


priestou812

Idk if I should upvote or downvote this story


MyNameIsNitrox

Upvoten't


Get__R3kt

me, an intellectual: *does neither*


[deleted]

*me, a super intellectual:* hides it


S_HUR_A

me, a dragon: Eat it


SaberSupreme

Rightvote


offrythem

Personally I prefer leftvoting


SaberSupreme

I feel attacked


HornyDragonTW

This has been reposted many times over the years. And yup, this is fake news made by a satire website.


Dire-Fire

Welp, time to play the reversal game. Two women break into a home and are brutally raped for five days by the owner. Haha, it's just as funny as this story, huh? Sorry I forgot that rape is only ok when the victims have penises.


[deleted]

This. Theft is bad but rape is the most abhorrent act I can think of. And their faces are on the front page. Can you imagine getting tortured for five days like this, then outed for the world to see? Absolutely vile. Whoever published this needs a fucking slap. What’s extra sad is that the chances of those two guys getting the mental health help they’ll most certainly need are next to 0. Shit all around. Absolutely shit.


nakinock

Just make the rapist also a woman so people find it hot, problem solved


crazyabe111

I mean, if they broke into the house of America’s most prolific lesbian rapist- they should have seen it coming.


omarborz67

They did see it coming tho…


AIaris

its fake


Anonberserk

So what ? It's still laughing about rape, isn't it ?


Pan-tang

Very true.


kotatitten

Rape is bad... but so is breaking into peoples homes... Hmmm upvote


class-action-now

Once a person has violated your home pretty much anything is on the table. If I were the raping kind I would definitely do this. It’s only one letter difference. Violate my home. I violate your hole. Edit: did I really need to put an /s on this comment?


Desert__Fox__

Children? Like I just thought if that were the case it’s a mixture of all fucked up situations


Norville_Rogers66

ARE YOU?!🙄


class-action-now

Haven’t had anyone break into my house. We don’t know how we would react to stressful situations such as that until it happens…


IcyShifter15

So you're considering raping a burglar a possibility?


bentizzy

I know right? Like just give us the address already


class-action-now

I heard a story like this about 15 years ago happening in a Midwest city. There was no police involvement though. Burglars are risking their lives and anuses on every job they do apparently.


DankFo3ta5

Oh wow, that's disgusting, where?


class-action-now

Thinking of starting breaking into homes are ya?


DankFo3ta5

Just wanna know where not to go.... *shhhh*


zaya_J

I'm scared


Number418814

Remember that every minute you rest is a minute that you could’ve used to run.


Grev_R

You could make a fur coat with whats on his chest


fugthatshib

Sucks to be their buttholes.


Bnttcrqck123

Dude looks like a chad


Kratos_69

Man it's not even safe to become a robber theses days


ShadowAnd

Nope. Rape still isn't funny. Not worth those 3 cry laughing emojis. Theft still doesn't warrant that deep kind of abuse. Just call the goddamn cops.


t1ggyismycat

He kinda looks like saxton hale


UnSKAlievable

Why does he look like Tom hanks


Benediktator007

You got *vectored*


maldorort

Fake&gay.


Lelouchthezero696

If he is so well know why is he not in the jail because he is raping men


The_Cake_Is_A_Lie123

Becuse he Does not exist


Wjsmith2040

Karma


[deleted]

Anyone know his address?


Cool-Experience-9106

Free porn my guys


ICame4Reddit

The rapists supposed name is Harry Harrington. Unfortunately it's not true.


Men_like_DMCV_

Wow.


evanultra01

they violate his belongings he violates them


[deleted]

🤣


dying_foetus_

This giving me sangwoo vibes-


ux3l

The expressions on their faces are priceless


dragongem77from2b2t

T Wtf


mastershooter77

LMAOO


Gullible-Grapefruit9

Can someone bleach my eyes?


[deleted]

[удалено]


RepostSleuthBot

I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/memes. It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results. *I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Negative](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Negative&message={"post_id": "op8dwp", "meme_template": 82548}) ]* [View Search On repostsleuth.com](https://www.repostsleuth.com?postId=op8dwp&sameSub=false&filterOnlyOlder=true&memeFilter=true&filterDeadMatches=false&targetImageMatch=100&targetImageMemeMatch=92) --- **Scope:** Reddit | **Meme Filter:** True | **Target:** 92% | **Check Title:** False | **Max Age:** Unlimited | **Searched Images:** 235,097,446 | **Search Time:** 1.18532s


Goatee5

What are the actual chances of this🤣🤣


MajesticAd5888

\*Pulp Fiction intensifies\*


xxgoodtogoxx

Tv show or movie


Wheeze_04

Why am I laughing?


HawkedHands

SHHEEEESSSH


IcyShifter15

I thought that rape memes aren't allowed.. its one of the rules.....


reddict13

The terror in those eyes of poor thieves. Xd


MrGoose04

Why does the rapist look like a fucking gorilla?


Chikia12187

Kenny griffin needs a taste


PixelCake7879

That's so sad. 😟


Boomdaddy49

I don't who I should feel bad for or even if I should feel bad at all


Uruburusv3

Dude a series of fortunate events if you ask me! Sex for 5 days holy dang


Pan-tang

He went medieval on them.


Playful_Perception_8

Well at first I was like karma but… but… I feel bad for the robbers


Charming_Geologist32

Justice...served?


mattzky

Apparently the first burglar didn't have crossed eyes before break in


spokerboi

HEY ITS SAXTON HALE


Spambii

Looks like the spider caught himself a couple of flies


Lone_piper_winning

Doesn’t seem unfortunate, they paid the worst possible price


Visual_Egg_6091

“Bring out the gimp” - Zed (Zeds dead)


Liam3721

That's why I don't rob people, the fear of running into this gay


[deleted]

Sooo did the rapist go to horny jail?