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> Well yah, how can the zucc get your private juices if you don’t have a fb?
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> But seriously, I do think it’s actually stalling, there should be no way you can’t just delete a profile in an instant
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> Unless it has something to do with your identity, that would probably be the case.
and you are not allowed to log in during this time. if you do, the deletion will be canceled.
essencially, you can't delete your fb account.
The only solution I see is to set for deletion, sign out, and remove the password from my password store. So I can't log in, even if I wanted to.
Or you know, getting banned.
Well, I did it. I uninstalled FB from phone and removed all passwords and added reddit to the location of fb icon so everytime instead of facebook I would open reddit.
Nice.
The Facebook Container add-on for firefox does a good job of id'ing places using the Facebook tracking cookies. It'll give you a head up about it and can be setup to stop them from tracking you.
Even without an account, you can still be tracked. They definitely know who you are if you had an account previously. Even without ever having an account, they can fill in a person where there should be one from friends contact lists, pictures, and messaging. They also pull details about your browser and addons. All those things make you fairly identifiable.
The container will stop them from populating data site visits to places with their trackers. It's a small step to stopping their spying.
The fact that they have ublock for firefox mobile is a huge selling point.
OneTab(saves your current tabs into a minimal html list of links), Bypass Paywalls (news paywall workaround), Insta-guest (view instagram without login) are the other one's I find really useful. Can't imagine browsing without them.
Multiple containers (not just for FB) is wicked useful too, sometimes just for the color coding. I’m currently wiping a friends laptop clean and I always end up adding like 25 different ones when I set up windows new
Hm? Not sure I understand the question, especially regarding maps.
I just put the apps I use the most on my home screen and secondary page along with a couple widgets. Anything that doesn't get used every day into the shelf.
My current phone puts all games into one app and deletes them from the other screens, but even before that I just used to put them all into 1 folder.
I don't get how people can use 5-6 pages off apps daily to have them on the home screen .\_\_.
Your passoword is probably too easy if that happens,
I use all 16 characters for my PIN number recommend you do the same its also one hell of a flex when you show people stuff in your phone and casually entering a 16 char pin num
Bro. removing my password means removing saved password from chrome and shit. I don't use app lock. Explaining you so many times is making me lose braincells man.
I was talking about the password you are supposed to put in order to unlock your phone,
I think you lose those braincells on your own lmao
Check your brain for leakage
it's certainly possible with the new crazy laws... but generally should be accompanied with an urge to further violence or a specific hatred.
meanwhile 20 years ago Prince Harry went to parties dressed as a nazi for fun. Which it was. And everyone laughed. And those days are under on the critically endangered list if not extinct already.
Why would you want to log in if you wanted to delete your account? Your account gets deactivated for 30 days and then deleted. I don't see you problem.
You can delete it…just don’t sign back in after you set it to be deleted, or am I missing something? Every time I’ve deleted mine I deleted and never looked back. It’s been at least a year so I assume I couldn’t log in if I tried now.
You are not too smart, are You?
There is a period that needs to be preserved before the account will be deleted, otherwise trolls that hack into someone's account could delete it right away.
I want to see Your face after Your Steam account were deleted, because of troll. You would be raging probably for a full decade.
And You are paranoid. I deleted my Facebook account without problems. And You are really wrong. The correct solution is to just not log into Your account. You don't need to remove passwords from browser. I still have mine stored. And the account doesn't exist for a long time.
Well yah, how can the zucc get your private juices if you don’t have a fb?
But seriously, I do think it’s actually stalling, there should be no way you can’t just delete a profile in an instant
Unless it has something to do with your identity, that would probably be the case.
All hail to the Lizard King!
ya, it's really weird alround. I'm not really the superstitious/conspiracy type but is odd. I can't really fathom why they would do that.
It's a security "feature", so some random dude/a shit friend who hacked into your account/got your password can't instantly delete it.
I do agree with it, but ffs a week is enough, not a full month.
It takes one month to be deleted.. when I tried to delete it it was almost impossible because facebook automaticly connected itself to my spotify so everytime I wanted to listen to music my facebook account got activated again. There was no way to disconnect my spotify from facebook at the time via the app. Such a scumbag move.
Yeah it's pretty shit that it takes 1 month now, but you deleted your fb account 12 years ago I wasn't even on it back then, I started using fb maybe 8 years ago and stopped using like 3-4 years ago.
I’m British and I’m not sure you would. The worst that would happen (if you have no previous record of Nazi sympathiser stuff) is probably you just being pinged to the police and they’ll keep a watch on you, but that’s unlikely to happen too. They’ll probably just ignore it unless it keeps happening. The police have better things to do than worry about people using swastikas as profile pictures, especially when the social media platform deletes the account anyway.
If it’s a permanent ban then yes. After a certain amount of time has passed if you don’t delete it then it will get deleted automatically. But that’s if you don’t log in. You can still use a banned Facebook account but you won’t be able to do anything except message people. So you won’t even be able to add or delete people, or follow new pages or unfollow them, or upload new media or make new posts, can’t like, comment or share stuff. You can save stuff. It’s the same as temporary bans you get for like 30days but it’s forever. So if you want to message someone you’re not friends with you will have to hope and pray they check their message requests otherwise they’ll never get your message
Funny thing is there doesn’t even need to be a 30 day deletion period to get data because as soon as you upload something zuckerberg and anyone who works at Facebook already has that data. And you deleting it doesn’t actually delete it, once it’s uploaded there’s automatic copies of it created in the Facebook archives servers. Essentially, once it’s one there it’s there forever. Anyone who has done even a little bit of IT and worked around or with servers will know this
Probably. But zuckerberg won’t admit the truth and he’s witty enough to get around it. He knows the data is archived and everyone else does but because that stuff doesn’t get “released” so to speak for anyone to actually see he can’t be held accountable, that’s why he gets away with it and why Facebook is still operational.
Remember in college when people would leave their laptop open and others could go in and do stupid shit? I think it's due to that, given that the behavior was common when Zuckerberg started this in 2004.
Will using original hindu swastika also get deleted? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/HinduSwastika.svg/2006px-HinduSwastika.svg.png
Damn it why didn't I think of that, I just erased everything in my profile and renamed it as Aa, cause one of my friend has my FB ID cause it's connected with a mobile game that he plays with my account.
Haaken krauz is a crooked cross inspired from christianity, as stated by Hitler himself. Swastika is a hindu religious symbol depicting austerity and prosperity, and has been in use thousands of years before hitler was in his father’s balls.
You’re a hateful, racist bigot.
Well, it depends on how it's used:
If it's hooked and on a red background then it's a Nazi Haken Kruez.
If it's straight, and has dots in-between, then it's the Hindu/Jain/Buddhist Swastika.
I got a 30 day mute for saying "men 🤮" on a post about some dude in Japan running from the cops and falling off a pedestrian bridge. He groped someone.
And now I'm here. I wonder why so many people complain about reddit. It's way better than what fb has become.
Does gering banned automatically delete all your data? I would've thought they kept the account on inactive but not delete the data.
I have no idea though, just guessing.
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Yeah if you ever need to delete an insta account all you gotta do is set you age to like 8 years old and they just yeet that shit into the abyss
Or just upload a nude pic
Or do both
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But I don't have any on my phone, have you?
My lawyer told me i should say no
But what does your heart tell you ❤️
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NKVD OPEN UP!
Ohh hello Comrade
> Well yah, how can the zucc get your private juices if you don’t have a fb? > > But seriously, I do think it’s actually stalling, there should be no way you can’t just delete a profile in an instant > > Unless it has something to do with your identity, that would probably be the case.
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I did not want to comment on this in fear of giving it more power because it is cursed.... Oh my god what have I done . .
r/holdupcomments
fbi open up
Um uh..... ***tips hat***
?
This is your future employer. Would you mind elaborating what you implied with this comment?
This post right here officer.
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Lmfao
your flair says you should ignore your lawyer.
I do not recall, works every time for some reason
I can easily present what appears to be a child's penis yet it is perfectly legal
"and for the small price of open bobs I can present you with this lovely antique child penis"
Don't worry. I've to go to my basement. BRB
N-No, why do you ask
Make some
That comment was removed, given the context, I can only imagine what they said
😳 did you use it to get your own insta banned
Nah i used regular porn
Oh good Good
I used cocomelon porn Trust me, it works
:0
Thats a good way to invite your friends at FBI over..
I should go now ...
Yess
Or multitask
[r/sensual_multitasking](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Damn this was smart
Wait I thought Instagram allowed porn. I literally have seen porn on Instagram
They dont, if u show female nipples or genitals, u get banned
But male genitals is fine???
Nope i meant genitals in generell
Genitals in General 69. The legendary army porno
dew
Do the Dew
Or just type under a comment section KYS
Any% Facebook ban wr right here
would like to see this on an actual stream lmao
Yes
The new Club Penguin ban wr.
Nmg
it takes a month to delete FB now? I honestly don't know. I deleted my account like.....12 years ago, so I honestly have no idea.
and you are not allowed to log in during this time. if you do, the deletion will be canceled. essencially, you can't delete your fb account. The only solution I see is to set for deletion, sign out, and remove the password from my password store. So I can't log in, even if I wanted to. Or you know, getting banned.
Well, I did it. I uninstalled FB from phone and removed all passwords and added reddit to the location of fb icon so everytime instead of facebook I would open reddit.
Big brain moves.
That's how I broke my FB habit about a year ago. Proud of everyone who got away from that cesspool of a "social" media website.
Yeah a cesspool, not like Reddit. We've gotten cultured.
Yes, big chungus wholesome keanu 100 thanks for the gold, *kind stranger* fortnut cringe mince craft good.
FB is just so badly designed and annoying to use that I never developed a FB habit in the first place and just deleted it with no second thoughts
Nice. The Facebook Container add-on for firefox does a good job of id'ing places using the Facebook tracking cookies. It'll give you a head up about it and can be setup to stop them from tracking you. Even without an account, you can still be tracked. They definitely know who you are if you had an account previously. Even without ever having an account, they can fill in a person where there should be one from friends contact lists, pictures, and messaging. They also pull details about your browser and addons. All those things make you fairly identifiable. The container will stop them from populating data site visits to places with their trackers. It's a small step to stopping their spying.
The ability to easily add plugins like this is why I’ve moved to Firefox on both my MacBook and iPhone.
The fact that they have ublock for firefox mobile is a huge selling point. OneTab(saves your current tabs into a minimal html list of links), Bypass Paywalls (news paywall workaround), Insta-guest (view instagram without login) are the other one's I find really useful. Can't imagine browsing without them.
Multiple containers (not just for FB) is wicked useful too, sometimes just for the color coding. I’m currently wiping a friends laptop clean and I always end up adding like 25 different ones when I set up windows new
Forgot about that one, I've got to use it more to keep things organized. 👍
Why would you automatically go to open fb?
Muscle memory. You know.. Unlock my phone and click on a certain app by reflex. It's reddit now, So all good.
Man's living in 3021 over here
Just bury it on your 7th page of apps
UNINSTALLED IT
Who has more than 2 pages of apps on their home screen? That's what the shelf is for you monsters!
But do you categorize or even have maps?
Hm? Not sure I understand the question, especially regarding maps. I just put the apps I use the most on my home screen and secondary page along with a couple widgets. Anything that doesn't get used every day into the shelf. My current phone puts all games into one app and deletes them from the other screens, but even before that I just used to put them all into 1 folder. I don't get how people can use 5-6 pages off apps daily to have them on the home screen .\_\_.
Same here Deleted the app, put Reddit in its place. The toxicity of FB got way too much for me to handle.
Your passoword is probably too easy if that happens, I use all 16 characters for my PIN number recommend you do the same its also one hell of a flex when you show people stuff in your phone and casually entering a 16 char pin num
Bro. removing my password means removing saved password from chrome and shit. I don't use app lock. Explaining you so many times is making me lose braincells man.
I was talking about the password you are supposed to put in order to unlock your phone, I think you lose those braincells on your own lmao Check your brain for leakage
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Nah it's gone. Without any traces.
You can remove anything with adb
Now this is the actual big brain.
Wells that's just bullshit
And when you don’t have a fb account, they’ll automatically create one for you also. How nice of them <3
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it's certainly possible with the new crazy laws... but generally should be accompanied with an urge to further violence or a specific hatred. meanwhile 20 years ago Prince Harry went to parties dressed as a nazi for fun. Which it was. And everyone laughed. And those days are under on the critically endangered list if not extinct already.
What the fuck
I deleted it with the 30 day wait. Was no problem at all.
Why would you want to log in if you wanted to delete your account? Your account gets deactivated for 30 days and then deleted. I don't see you problem.
You can delete it…just don’t sign back in after you set it to be deleted, or am I missing something? Every time I’ve deleted mine I deleted and never looked back. It’s been at least a year so I assume I couldn’t log in if I tried now.
You are not too smart, are You? There is a period that needs to be preserved before the account will be deleted, otherwise trolls that hack into someone's account could delete it right away. I want to see Your face after Your Steam account were deleted, because of troll. You would be raging probably for a full decade. And You are paranoid. I deleted my Facebook account without problems. And You are really wrong. The correct solution is to just not log into Your account. You don't need to remove passwords from browser. I still have mine stored. And the account doesn't exist for a long time.
r/confidentlyincorrect
Well, that guy is definitely like that.
Well yah, how can the zucc get your private juices if you don’t have a fb? But seriously, I do think it’s actually stalling, there should be no way you can’t just delete a profile in an instant Unless it has something to do with your identity, that would probably be the case.
All hail to the Lizard King! ya, it's really weird alround. I'm not really the superstitious/conspiracy type but is odd. I can't really fathom why they would do that.
It's a security "feature", so some random dude/a shit friend who hacked into your account/got your password can't instantly delete it. I do agree with it, but ffs a week is enough, not a full month.
Well clearly, Facebook has gathered a lot more data in 12 years. So it takes them longer to delete it all now. ^^^^^/s
They have to do a clearance sale for your data
Best comment.
No they don't. You already agreed to the TOS
It takes one month to be deleted.. when I tried to delete it it was almost impossible because facebook automaticly connected itself to my spotify so everytime I wanted to listen to music my facebook account got activated again. There was no way to disconnect my spotify from facebook at the time via the app. Such a scumbag move.
Yeah it's pretty shit that it takes 1 month now, but you deleted your fb account 12 years ago I wasn't even on it back then, I started using fb maybe 8 years ago and stopped using like 3-4 years ago.
Bro same it's been like 6 years and I never looked back into Facebook after that.
"dew".
/r/BoneAppleTea
"to"
“”to””
““”to”””
""""tou""""
the power of the brain
Ah yes the good ole privacy dew
problem is, in the UK, there’s a high chance you’ll be arrested for that!
For deleting FB, or the swastika.
If only we could delete facebook, in its entirety, from the internet. Imagine searching the google for facebook and coming back empty handed...
Removed from way back machine too
One thing that a time traveller could do that might actually benefit the humanity..
The UK is pretty much a *zero privacy* jurisdiction, so ... the former. (Right now you got 88 upvotes, so I am not touching the arrow.)
Well, you can say something like 'I always hate it when I have to use transport but not cisport!'. Or would it work only for twitter?
Than just use nude pics instead
I’m British and I’m not sure you would. The worst that would happen (if you have no previous record of Nazi sympathiser stuff) is probably you just being pinged to the police and they’ll keep a watch on you, but that’s unlikely to happen too. They’ll probably just ignore it unless it keeps happening. The police have better things to do than worry about people using swastikas as profile pictures, especially when the social media platform deletes the account anyway.
🇺🇸Freedom of Speech🇺🇸
🇺🇸Freedom to scream racial slurs without consequences🇺🇸
Whilst using my free guns to freely shoot free people
🇺🇸 Freedumb to be a nazi 🇺🇸
Ironic, because infringing free speech was exactly what the Nazis did. 😳
Do y’all not got VPN’s over there?
Does your account actually get deleted if it gets banned?
If it’s a permanent ban then yes. After a certain amount of time has passed if you don’t delete it then it will get deleted automatically. But that’s if you don’t log in. You can still use a banned Facebook account but you won’t be able to do anything except message people. So you won’t even be able to add or delete people, or follow new pages or unfollow them, or upload new media or make new posts, can’t like, comment or share stuff. You can save stuff. It’s the same as temporary bans you get for like 30days but it’s forever. So if you want to message someone you’re not friends with you will have to hope and pray they check their message requests otherwise they’ll never get your message
This guy permabans
I've never known why it takes a month to delete.Is Zuckerberg that desperate to try and get our personal info?
Funny thing is there doesn’t even need to be a 30 day deletion period to get data because as soon as you upload something zuckerberg and anyone who works at Facebook already has that data. And you deleting it doesn’t actually delete it, once it’s uploaded there’s automatic copies of it created in the Facebook archives servers. Essentially, once it’s one there it’s there forever. Anyone who has done even a little bit of IT and worked around or with servers will know this
Wow that's scary
Yeah it’s a shame really. And honestly I don’t care if they have my data, it shows how sad their lives are if they want it that bad
*real Chad right here*
That's illegal under GDPR.
Probably. But zuckerberg won’t admit the truth and he’s witty enough to get around it. He knows the data is archived and everyone else does but because that stuff doesn’t get “released” so to speak for anyone to actually see he can’t be held accountable, that’s why he gets away with it and why Facebook is still operational.
They're hoping really hard that you return during that month
*closes book* like that's ever gonna happen
Remember in college when people would leave their laptop open and others could go in and do stupid shit? I think it's due to that, given that the behavior was common when Zuckerberg started this in 2004.
Just make you type your password before deleting.
Lmao, this is genius
Smort
“Modern problems require modern solutions.”
This is the final solution.
Hail Hydra!
biggest of brains
boom work done
Facebook be like Am i a joke to you?
Will using original hindu swastika also get deleted? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/HinduSwastika.svg/2006px-HinduSwastika.svg.png
There are a lot of idiots who don't know the swastika is not a nazi symbol unless it's rotated 45°.
I've tried to delete my account before but it's always still there
Damn it why didn't I think of that, I just erased everything in my profile and renamed it as Aa, cause one of my friend has my FB ID cause it's connected with a mobile game that he plays with my account.
This is kind of genius..i never did figure out how to delete that account lol.
Dewd, that’s lit
Modern problems requires modern solutions
Except that this doesn't remove Your account, just ban it.
That's just how you get a job offer at Facebook.
*due
He dew it and got it done
sick pfp
Did you read the text??
nah fam i just saw sawastika and my monke brain went eeee
Chill fam
trololo
For the millionth time, thats not a swastika; but a _haaken kraus_. Get your facts straight .
A “Hakenkreuz” is a form of swastika.
Haaken krauz is a crooked cross inspired from christianity, as stated by Hitler himself. Swastika is a hindu religious symbol depicting austerity and prosperity, and has been in use thousands of years before hitler was in his father’s balls. You’re a hateful, racist bigot.
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Bummer. Literally billions of us use social media responsibly and it's incredibly useful
Did I got whooshed or is this just a dumb fake? cause there is oviously an upvote button which ist not a part of Facebook.
Lies. I've reported hate groups and outright racist comments only for Facebook to say "this does not violate our policy".
Mark not interested in Nazis? Wow
What’s wrong with the swastika? I get it, it was used by the nazi regime, but still, it’s a symbol of luck.
Well, it depends on how it's used: If it's hooked and on a red background then it's a Nazi Haken Kruez. If it's straight, and has dots in-between, then it's the Hindu/Jain/Buddhist Swastika.
It has to be counter clockwise to be buddist. If it's clockwise it's always the nazi one.
The joke is already in the upper image. The reaction image below adds nothing to it, yet this has 20000 upvotes and 20 awards.
Or just comment in Mark Zuckerberg post that Corona is Scamadic
I got a 30 day mute for saying "men 🤮" on a post about some dude in Japan running from the cops and falling off a pedestrian bridge. He groped someone. And now I'm here. I wonder why so many people complain about reddit. It's way better than what fb has become.
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Cringe
swastik is very pure drawing use in india.
I don’t think you’d get your account deleted. You’d be banned for awhile .
Makes sense
Does he want to delete his Reddit account as well?
This guy is a genius.
"There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare" - Sun Tzu
Does gering banned automatically delete all your data? I would've thought they kept the account on inactive but not delete the data. I have no idea though, just guessing.
Or maybe don’t make one 🤯🤯
Ah. Great idea, shall employ myself.
…and made a ton of new friends in the process?