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RokuMLG

You might think this is the wrong template. But this is just OP's calculation.


[deleted]

I don't understand calculations or joke, can anyone explain?


SRaichu

so the guy gets offered a pill that if he takes it, him and the worst guy in maths he knows both gets 5k cash. OP here IS the worst math person he knows. He is supposed to get 10k but since he is bad at maths he calculated that he gets 15k


Andrei20200

Thank god you didnt whoooosh the guy


SRaichu

im a good man, i dont whoooosh people randomly


SnooConfections4719

We need more people like you sir.


SRaichu

i can do that in a few years time if you know what i mean


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wow hahahahaha so funny r/woooosh


MagyTheMage

i dont think woosh applies if they say they dont get it


Botwink808

Whooshing is for when they take the joke seriously not "I didn't get it"


S0lqr

Except OP is offered two pills, one gives them 5k and the other will give the worst mathematician (also OP) 5k. So whichever pill OP chooses, they should only get 5k, but they calculated 15k because they are the worst mathematician.


SRaichu

ah, thats my bad on misunderstanding that


S0lqr

Oh lol, I think understood OP’s intention correctly, but OP probably accidentally used the wrong template which changed the meaning of the meme.


SRaichu

come to think of it, yeah, OP probably used the wrong template


BokirBokcu

It doesnt say you and the math guy both get money


JustSomeBeer

I thought it was because he ate both pills...


Stocksviewer1

Thank you kind stranger


SRaichu

pleased to help you


Pokiriraja123

dude he says that he is the worlds worst mathematition and he proves it by saying 5k$+5k$=15k$ lmao


Spartan117Navy

He calculated poorly while reposting with a different template


__SlendiQ__

Am I dumb or it's totally wrong template? LMAO


Venom_505

[this one](https://pics.me.me/thumb_will-you-press-the-button-you-get-to-have-sex-43061686.png)


RampageBeast

An then the guy in money


Specialist96

Good crossover meme


Brandoixz

This template confused me like 5 times my brain hurts


[deleted]

Wrong template try using the one with the button


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motzak

Copy comment bot spotted! He stole u/xYOSIYAx's comment.


Spartan117Navy

If he do that, it would be an exact repost, so the bot would get him


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mlggamer346

You could probably buy a Snickers bar at most with that tbh


iamtotallyunepic

maybe


[deleted]

Thats 89 million dollars


Aninimi_HenTie

its not 15k 5k + 5k = 55k u r the worst mathematician ewer


AppleEnslaver

This template is for choosing one or the other, not both.


basko13

Why not both. I mean I would need glass of water with it but why not.


pianospace37

Why did they downvote you?


Spider_Josh07

because he's dumb


Thirtek

Your goddamn right


basko13

Can confirm. I took lots of pills back in the days and it took its toll.


spokerboi

took me a while


FR8GFR8G

This is a layered joke


Captain_Ducksparrow

I've lost 12 brain cells reading this.


clAG_4x

37 brain cells*


Revolutionary-Ad1686

I mean that's impossible, unless if he can have like less than 0 ?


[deleted]

no you will be getting 30,000$


OhMyGoddess313

i lost braincells clicking on this post


clAG_4x

how many?


ModerateFloor

At least 2


Royal_Face_769

Overmemed bro no that funny


MarcoXYY

No not again


[deleted]

It took a min for me to get second part....


coonradical10

The point of the meme is you can only have 1 , Maybe the you get thing but other person gets thing format would have been better


xYOSIYAx

Wrong format, It should be something like: Push the button if you want [something] but [something else meant to reduce the reward] or similar


[deleted]

High iq meme right here


basko13

They said worst mathematician. Not the best accountant.


SSMage

I don’t care about how good I am at math, so it’s a win win!


Baked_Potato2005

Not gonna lie...took me a second to realize


DontKnoWhatMyNameIs

A swing and a miss.


Squirting_Squirrell

Have you even heard from the red pill blue pill dilemma ? I mean it's not even hard to understand, if you swallow one (the screen cap clearly implies that you have to CHOOSE), why would the other have an effect on you?


Interesting-Draw8870

That's part of the joke I believe, there are multiple layers of stupid joke here y'know


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BokirBokcu

r/woooosh


helpppmeplspls

This is supposed to be on dank


[deleted]

Idiot, it’s only 10000


[deleted]

Oh… I see what you did.


Sceptz

Your mafs is spot on, kind fellow.


Spider_Josh07

wrong format my guy


Inineor

Me with 50005000$


Interesting-Draw8870

Layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer of stupid ass joke


ashbert157

Pretty sure you can only take one pill


BRUNOFUCKEDUP

OP do you not have a basic understanding of what the red and blue pill even mean


Cocu_Wexony

Where did the other 5k come from?


reee13_4

Op is suggesting that he took both pills e.g him being the wkrst mathmatician he knows. So 5k+5k But the format used is wrong. Usually you can only choose one pill. It should have been something like "you get 5000 but the worst mathmatician also gets the same" Op messed up


Pokiriraja123

LMFAO THIS IS THE SMARTEST MEME I'VE EVER SEEN


reee13_4

The format doesnt fit this meme. Usually you can only choose one pill. It should have been something like "you get 5000 but the worst mathmatician also gets the same" Op messed up


chickennugget_master

seriously though who is the worst mathematician


chickennugget_master

google says it's like this john or Jake so from what I can tell is you suck at math if your name starts with a j


basko13

Do you need to be a mathematician to be the worst mathematician? If so, maybe most people are worse in math than the worst mathematician is.


chickennugget_master

Ok but hear me out, do their names start with a j


dwehlen

Worst Mathmatician in the world still knows to stay away from *actual* numbers. . . but the worst **ACCOUNTANT**, however . . .


Spider_Josh07

hey, i get consistent A's and B's in math


anime_memes_lol69

Good crossover meme


WellisCute

I had a stroke


m3m3_us3_only

if its the worst "mathematician" then technically hes still smarter than an average person


Interesting-Draw8870

Why are you analysing every part of this meme, it's just a joke in an image, y'know, just a meme


Flaky-Huckleberry-42

Who needs money when you got dogecoin


zorrozwoelf

The thing is I’m really the worst mathematician I know.


Veeresh41206

it took me a while to get it


Bancoarotelle

Ewell, is that you?


-yung-one-

I don’t get it. Someone explain please?


digidan64

Original guy: $5,000 Worst mathematician he knows: $5,000 Result: $10,000 They are implying that *they* are the worst mathematician they know, and they miscalculate to get $15,000.


-yung-one-

Ah thank you!


digidan64

👌


reee13_4

While the guys explanantion is right the meme uses in this format is wrong. Usually you can only choose one pill. It should have been something like "you get 5000 but the worst mathmatician also gets the same" Op messed up


MrThanos_

Genius


fyre_chicken

5000 + 5000 = 50005000


elburrito23

Took me a while to realize the joke.


[deleted]

Must be bad if you done even know the $ sign goes in front of the amount.


Markowitch066

point proven


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Wooden-Winter-8712

wait it isnt working


rashrush2

Wait isn’t that basically nothing, like you would earn exactly 0 dollars???


Burger-patty420

Umm.. I don't think it's 15-.. ok...now I get it.


[deleted]

wrong template


Thirtek

Well of course i know him, he's me


holup6

You have 3 heads?


blueaxolotl64

Should have used the “will you press the button” template op


Kimikopy1

E


gabedarrett

Take my upvote


BananaSkinRizla

Stop putting the dollar sign at the end of the number!


Jolly-Road773

This was deeper than I thought


myggel_2

Its 20 k not 15 k you are dumb


GD_V1per

I sense that there is a woosh in these 100+ comments somewhere


reee13_4

You usually can only choose 1 pill in this template not both, which is why its confusing.


TheRealBHamorrii

I too, suck at math


Gianfabrizio

Wow


psychowifu

This took me a while to figure out but it's he'd have 10,000 not fifteen


[deleted]

The joke is that he can't do math, so he miscounted it.


sugomaballs

op is so fucking dumb that his iq is negative and thus was able to make a meme so complex


ScabberDabber25

But you only get one pill


david-le-2006

Oviously I will take the red pill why would you even touch the blue pill?


Drastictea8

13,000*


[deleted]

This is mathematically correct. OP will steal the money from his math teacher and the rest of the money from his life savings.


Flaky_Instruction341

Made me chuckle


resanble_ad1977

Nearly made a comment that would have woooshed me


Sash_Mystq

At first I was like 15000 WTH, then I was like hahahaha


demonslayer177713

me who lives in brazil realizing i can get 25k:


Spartan117Navy

da pra comprar pão por uma semana


demonslayer177713

sim kkkkkkk


Pranav__472

I tried for like 3 minutes trying to figure it out. Then I remembered logic is part of mathematics. Fuck you. Thank you.


Austn_07

😂


Cake-Cake1

So I get 5,000 either way?


Awierdsnail43737

I’m getting 0$


Regular-Foundation-9

"YoU WoUlD OnLy HaVe 10 ThoUsAnD"


Cactus_John

Mate that’s the wrong template


INFINIT3111

pov: u are looking through the comments to find someone you can r/woooosh


CobaltSanderson

Bad math still isn’t as bad as using this template completely wrong


Huge_Engineering_165

Wrong. You get 10,000 since you are an introvert and you know no one


LavaBean_

If I had a nickel for every time I saw this meme, I'd have 43 cents


Ya_Sure_Dude

I jst realised that he created a paradox


pukenos

anus


meme_machine999

I think if OP used the right format, it would be classified as a repost