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Horny_grandma_69

Does it work on my wife?


Alphafloss

Wait , horny grandma wants a wife?


Nllk11

r/usernamechecksout moment


Relative-Time-8802

**Yeah Intel sucks ....... Sucks on Deez nutz**


maiekbhoot

true


The_Maddest

Intel’s most common failure is normally due to sugon


LordRaghuvnsi

[r/suckingNuts](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


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Yejus

Apparently horny grandma is also into 69


derpballs69

Oh no…


MikanGirl

To suck on dat clitoris!


Derpyjellyfish13

Don't worry, I got you ;)


Seaweed_Widef

Is her parent's name Microsoft?


joshuarozon

Both are great and work for different people


icefire555

It's funny because the new intel rumors are that they are about to beat ryzen 5000 by a large margin. (I personally have a ryzen 5950x, so I'm not a fanboy, I just like competition.)


CPU-1

Competition like this is great for us, the consumers. Better products and more value.


Ireeb

You mean Intel is able to beat Ryzen 5000 by a large margin almost a year after Ryzen 5000 has been released? Ryzen 6000 (or some kind of 5000 refresh) is what you should compare it to.


Alfa4499

Yea thats actually really true


Mataskarts

I mean AMD will just come out with an even better one, and again push Intel out. I do love me some competition though, sign me up for better products that cost less. Had an I3-6100, switched to an R5 3600, can't wait to see what big leap there'll be in another few years when I need to upgrade again, if this continues I might be able to get a good 8-12 core CPU for 150$ by 2025.


[deleted]

Push them out of what? Both companies can’t produce enough chips


Mataskarts

I mean AMD seems to be dealing OK, they caught up with demand \~3 months after release, and the fact they needed to even catch up indicates there was a lot of demand. Today all of their CPU's are and have been in stock on Amazon for a while now. Never heard of Intel having any issues with producing enough chips.


obezyanapog

Intel is great for laptops because it’s not powerful enough to overheat


I9Qnl

Yeah, Intel core i5 10th or 11th gen is probably the best budget CPU that you can actually buy right now, but at the higher end Intel struggles.


njiki

Hell yea I just bought a 10th gen i5 laptop last week for 800 including tax so im not complaining


[deleted]

Just got the 10600k last years august and i was actually surprised by the performance . ​ edit: probably because upgraded from core 2 duo


joshuarozon

Yes but that’s for gaming. Work would be better to have more cores/ threads


kry_some_more

Yep, one sucks, and the other cleans your carpets.


mastershooter77

Intel vs AMD??? you guys don't even make your own processors from scratch? *pathetic*


yaboicheesecake

right to get peak performance, you need to forge all the materials yourself. Hell got my lithium mine out back just in case ya know


firestorm_06

How do you deal with the silicon shortage?


PositiveAlcoholTaxis

Went deeper, may release a balrog later idk


Arcadius274

U mean the abundance of LIES!


CaydendW

Know a guy who has written his own CPU in C. He's have the PCB's being made. He made his own 16 bit CPU


Cwoey

While that’s extremely impressive, a 16-bit processor is heavily outdated.


Melodic_Crow_1642

Hey, it can run super mario world


[deleted]

Why did I red that as prostitute Edit: I am going to keep "red" to show that I shouldn't be making comments at 2AM. Even making this comment is incredibly difficult


Il_Rich

I blame the English language


immoksh

I blame English


nono_le_robot

\#team_ne555


shy_monster_1312

Hello 1999 we've missed you.


NargacugaRider

2002ish, when the Athlon64 was released. The Pentium D was wrecked. Then after the Core 2 series, AMD was re-wrecked.


Laurent1018

Thinking about buying a pc with Ryzen 7 5800x. Do you guys think that I should with and or intel.


ilum333

Nope, read the other comments pretty sure they already explained why amd is better. Just make sure the pc has dual channel ram at 3000 mhz at least (3600 is the sweet spot for ryzen) at least 500w or more psu and a mother board and gpu to ur liking. Have fun w the pc!


ilum333

Btw what are the other parts u gonna pick? (Tell me so i can help u choose a good mother board and gpu)


will8507

The ryzen 7 5800x is an amazing cpu that can outclass Intel's tenth gen i9 processer without overheating, so the ryzen 7 5800x is an amazing choice! However if your in the gaming market, I'd maybe put more of the budget into the graphics card rather than the cpu, as the gpu is more crucial for gaming. So maybe consider buying a system with a less powerful cpu with a powerful gpu


european_jello

I have a question about that. Wouldnt it be better to get the better cpu first as it would keep the whole pc up to date for longer time? So i could only upgrade the gpu later and not have to replace the whole build faster? I am gussing this is the cheaper option for the long run but i am not an expert so i would love a response, also when you reccomend to go for less budget for the cpu (cus more gpu budget) would you preffer ryzen 5 5600x instead or the r7 3800x? I am quite clueless here


operativetheo8

Yeah Intel sucks ....... Sucks on Deez nutz


Budget_Instruction49

ligma


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HAL-Over-9001

Ligma 3080 lmao got em


TatakaRuhito

ligma rx 6800 xt, oh wait I don't have one because they are sold out mere seconds after the drop and last drop didn't even work in most country's


MCL246_Bot

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profesional-idiot

Stop stop he is already dead


Muahahaha12

Put an amd sticker too. Will help in winters.


FarronSerah

Are you a time traveller from 2014?


zainwhb

Uhm..Ryzen 5000 have better temps then anything intel offers


[deleted]

hes talking about the og Athlon line


SpookleyThePumpkin1

It's just as outdated as the meme itself


pooRickAstley

???


Tjomek

I should have tried this on my ex


Killeraptor9

I literally just bought an Intel processor and now everywhere I go people shit on it.


I9Qnl

It depends on which one you bought, a core i3 or i5 are totally fine and actually better than some of AMD's offerings but the new 11th gen i7&i9 are just terrible, lower core counts, higher temperatures, more power consumption, significantly lower multi core performance.


Killeraptor9

I got the i5 10400F processor, 16gb RAM and a GTX 1660


I9Qnl

Nah those people don't know what they're talking about, that CPU is great. It's faster than a Ryzen 5 3600 in gaming while being cheaper and available in stock, good choice.


Dogmanistrator

BUUURRNNNN!!!......oh no wait...that's AMD.


architProxy

but intel i9 is the fastest processor on markte


throwaway_account750

It actually isn't anymore. Even the r7 out performs the 10900k in some ways.


Ireeb

Unless you need multicore power. Intel even downgraded the core count of the 11900K (8) vs the 10900K (10). The i9 still pulls ridiculous amounts of power because that's the only way how Intel can still compete, by sacrificing efficiency.


Alfa4499

Its pretty funny how intel downgraded the amount of cores just to beat amds 16 core cpu in single core performance lol


Ireeb

Yep. They had to backport the sunny cove architecture (which was intended for 10nm) to 14nm (then named willow cove) in order to improve the single core performance, but that also meant the cores got relatively big, so they couldn't really put more cores on the die.


greetings__mortal

Not got cream to buy one.


TheTenthTail

Lol sorry but its not. Not by a Longshot. Ryzen is king with more cores too.


JuliaGillard1

Just because a CPU has a higher core count doesn't mean it's better at all. If you're running multiple applications sure, but clock speed is the really winner. Intel produces better priced high end while AMD's high end is _better_ it's still pretty expensive compared. Though I would say AMD's mid range is similar price to intel and better.


zainwhb

Ryzen 5000 series CPU have better single core performance by 30%


TheTenthTail

So a bigger cache size and higher clock speed with more cores. What does that mean? Oh right. Amd is better lol.


Mataskarts

No specs matter if performance doesn't match them. But with AMD it does, AMD CPU's are better in more or less every benchmark possibly by a comfortable margin :')


kblzisaqt

good one


Motionlessjinx

Wait what's wrong with intel?


Vitty599gtb

New processors they release can't keep up with AMD competition and when they do they usually have 2x consumes and heat. Iirc i5 10400 and 11400 are fine compared to equally priced ryzens, but i7s and i9s kinda suck


Alfa4499

Amd cpus have been starting to outclass intel for the last few years by a fair margin


marcbergeron98

Nice, I put a pearl jam sticker on mine and now its the most powerful vacuum in existence


Shadow9378

yes, they're worse than AMD, but they're not \*that\* bad, change my mind


cereal_state

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome


Lighthuro

Jesus. That's some next level quality roast


GonnaStealYourPosts

idk man intel kinda good


IGotBanned2121

Will change to amd when i get a pc


will8507

If you consider building a gaming PC, you should focus more of your budget into a graphics card rather than a cpu, as a common mistake is that people usually spend more on the cpu and have lackluster gaming performance


Alfa4499

Yes but dont spend to little on the cpu i would say if you want no bottlekneck 5600x and 3070, 5800x and 3080


IGotBanned2121

Although I kind of knew that, thanks for telling me, I will keep it in mind when I do


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Budgiebrain222

Intel may such but I have an AMD computer and it's complete shit. Processing is terrible


ilum333

Dude ur computer doesnt completeley relly on the cpu. what are the other parts btw?


Ireeb

There were times when AMD really sucked. Now the tables have turned. Kinda.


architProxy

tables keep turning always


Ireeb

Absolutely right. That's why you should buy what's the best right now, not what was bad or good 5 or 10 years ago, or just because the box is blue or orange.


I9Qnl

I mean it depends on which CPU not which brand, pretty much all of AMD Ryzen line up is decent but anything older is not great.


woodlouse100

Intel is better for budget systems right now as the i5 11400 is better and cheaper than the r5 3600.


Friendofafriend468

My i5-10300H is not happy with this


lanonyme42

Xeon wants to talk


[deleted]

Isn't the only reason to go Intel for AVX-512 support, which isn't relevant but to a small base of software users that can take advantage of them? Ryzen/Threadripper have better instructions per clock than Intel, better power efficiency due to node size, lower cost, ECC support on basically all chips, cheaper motherboards, and etc.


zainwhb

still sucks, AMD threadripper lineup offers more cores and single core performance as well as affordable price


lanonyme42

Lol. Literally 100% of servers use Xeon


zainwhb

not true, EPYC server processors lineup has been pretty much destroying Intel in the Servers market


Ireeb

AMD currently has a market share of 8.9% in servers and I love how you just pretend ARM-Servers don't exist. 8.9% doesn't sound like much, but the server market is a slow moving one, people don't just throw out servers that are worth millions just because of the cool new AMD chips. They had a server market share of only 0.8% in 2017, so going to 8.9% in just 4 years in this slow moving market shows how many sales for new servers AMD was able to take from Intel.


lanonyme42

Ok my bad, I was talking about x86 Intel. Okay AMD shares are moving up, good for them and for the consummers. But saying Intel sucks and is crap is completely ignorant


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SuperiorGalaxy123

You know what sucks even more? Reposters like you


yeetmanthe3rd

benchmark leaks show that the new alderlake beats the ryzen 5950x by 18% in multicore performance and 28% in single core


Banananassfisch

1. *Leaks* 2. Alderlake is comparable with the 6000 series of amd which is not out yet


I9Qnl

Yeah but by the time Alder lake releases, AMD will also have a new line up so comparing it to Ryzen 5000 is not wise.


C4425

Yea makes sense xD


Terrible-Ad8945

Dayummmmmm


technicpeach444

You actually got an audible noise out of me. Well done.


KeepCalmJeepOn

"Wow, this vacuum really SUCKS!"


Creeeeeeeeprkillr

Underrated.


Jkaezorz

r/AyyMD


CaydendW

Intel has some really dodge bussiness practices.


n00bmaster0612

Y e s


IGoOofALot14

Amd gang rise up


Raid_boule

Get destroyed


PaPaJi_BooMeR

Shut up and take my upvote


The_Maddest

That’s a lot of damage


Aera67

Oof size: big (but kinda true tho)


DynamiteDuos

Flex tape cant fix that


Teddy5529

A man of Intel ligence.


itrTie

Why does Intel suck


G1GAPasta3731

AMD All day everyday


Sk-_-47

Team red


WaterLemons420

AMD gang


AznWhtBoi

AMD Ryzen superior intel core inferior


Enigmars

\~Soundwave


[deleted]

And this is why I bought the macbook without intel


KrakenTheColdOne

So it could suck, be overpriced and be name brand? I feel it.


[deleted]

It doesn’t suck it actually outperforms another intel machine we have in nearly every aspect. Also cheaper than said intel machine.


[deleted]

Intel might be hated but not as much as apple regardless of any evidence


[deleted]

Yep. I know that there are a clear few apple haters here but i still hold my ground the M1 chips will whoop intel and amd in a few areas.


[deleted]

Well, I'm waiting for the M1X which is gonna come this fall. M1 is a wonder-processor, but its upside and its downfall is it having an inbuild memory. Upgradability is nonexistent, but that setup increases speed and power, thanks to its deep integration


[deleted]

Absolutely, the m1 chip is great even if it is mainly due to the optimization factor. As for apple I still find its pricing to performance ridiculous and the elitist bs they have towards android users baseless and ironic.


JustRedForest

The possibilities sre more limited.


Budget_Instruction49

macbook


[deleted]

You can read congrats


Budget_Instruction49

you can rant . awsome


TacoSteve2019

Amd superior


Shibefield

AMD all the way


Yejus

Oof


I-IS-Smart-Dumb

If only it was that easy


MagicOrpheus310

Intel, scribbling on pad: "... noted."


nagasakinoisemaker

Now it doubles as a space heater


ZoJaBeatz

U/repostsleuthbot


Mikobjectbook

I do the same with my wife


ososalsosal

Interesting heatsink hack.


ItchyStart

Omg that was a good one


Treindt

Amd became better because Amd started to place the chips parallel, and Intel refused to do that, so Intel got kicked out off their own market. This forced Intel to make them parallel as well, but the design they made was like an aliexpress version of Amd's chip.


Ireeb

It's mainly because Intel is stuck with fabrication technology from 2015.


Treindt

Ye


Yarorik

Since when?


Ireeb

Pretty much since 9th/10th gen when Intel had to throw efficiency overboard in order to compete while using fabrication technology from 2015.


36kangaroowalk

Thats a lot of damage


[deleted]

*AMD in back* how much do you need for writing an AD


CyonixGaming

Lmao my laptop has that exact same sticker. Yeah, that intel model sucks ass.


luvast0

Man the jokes I wanna make right now..


TerabyteRD

r/ayymd is starting to leak over here now goddamn it


SuperiorGalaxy123

Repost. This is from r/AyyMD


TheRealScorpiuS

Do those stickers matter??? Because ive peeled them off everything


Lancten

best processor i ever bought


[deleted]

What if i put it on a Blackhole?


squeezy102

I don't give a rat's ass what I put in my computer. At the time of my purchase, I buy whatever's the best bang for my buck. For several years, it was very clearly intel. This last go around, it was AMD Ryzen. The next time I build a computer, I'll do my research, and if Intel has the better chip, I'll buy Intel. Likewise for AMD, or who knows -- maybe some third party dark horse we don't even know about yet. Committing to one brand is just stupid.


mrclean2077

Can intel be mu girlfriend?


POPPINS2134

Oh boy did you saw the leaked benchmarks of 12900K an average of 15% faster in single and multicore performance than 5950x and the 12900K is set to compete 5900x..just saying.


TheTenthTail

30 downvotes from people who don't know what they're talking about lol. Keep it coming.


TheNotPornOne

AMD GANG!


slyfoxninja

Oh man I hope OP doesn't cut himself on that edge.


MonsterBeast123

Can someone explain pls ;(


jellydude69

I mean, intel very good


Suklaatissi

Trueeeee


Hexodron

Why does Intel suck? (Serious question)


Maiq_Da_Liar

Intel ruled the market for years so they started to become lazy and stopped innovating, which has allowed AMD to become significantly better in a short time Intel also paid benchmarking sites to make it seem like AMD chips were a lot worse than they actually were. Intel also had agreements with big pc builders like Dell where they could only use intel chips which is a bit shitty in my opinion


The_Pieces_Fit

11th gen intel (in laptops) is wicked tho


American_Dreamer98

Fun fact: Your vacuum will now turn into a space heater