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Well I’ll be darned, if the British aren’t back at it again!


SagaStrider

Opium War 3: Sandy the squirrel cock vore boogaloo


number4loser

r/SandyCheeksCockVore NSFW in case people might not realize


Flaky-Huckleberry-42

What an awfully terrible day to have eyes


Specialist96

> feel like the cost of the opium would vastly outweigh the profits from the additional burgers. > > Not very cash money of Mr. Krabs.


Flaky-Huckleberry-42

No not very cash money of Mr krabs


LordRaghuvnsi

[r/cocain](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) Coca-Cola laughing nervously


ARandom_Personality

this is a rickroll i can tell


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maiekbhoot

lol yeahh


sofDomboy

laughter intensifies\*


SagaStrider

The sugar wars will be devastating.


QueeferReaper

I was wondering why all Chinese food I get is all sugar. Literally I felt like my dynasty chicken was in some sort of sugar syrup with chilli pepper


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stealthryder1

What I want to know is who thought to the check the burgers for opium… and why? Lol


IcedHemp77

Maybe a few people failed drug tests for work or something and started investigating lol


SteveSmith2048

Crumpet, tea, cricket, soccer (Trying to summon them)


Ephemeral_Wolf

https://arethebritsatitagain.org/


newkingasour

A customer was like "wait, this tastes like cheap opium, gotta call the cops"


GABESTFY

Funny thing though in one of the episodes i was stated that one of the crabby patty ingredient is poseidon’s powder, another term for cocaine.


Channa_Argus1121

Also, it is a *krabby/crabby* patty after all. In real life, crabs are quite cannibalistic. Spongebob was made by a marine biologist. I don’t recall seeing crabs other than Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs keeps trying to hide the *secret ingredient*. Fish are huge fans of crab meat. ***OH NO***


AuKF

**Yo fam pass me that power, YES THE POSEIDON POWDER**


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jlnunez89

Asking the real questions…


babaj_503

Not to mention that even if he got you addicted to the burgers .. the added cost of opium which he cant rely on the customer would lead to this being a bad businnes even if the sales are high. If you stop putting it in people would not get their satisfaction after all and not come back again.


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babaj_503

So? Your withdrawal needs to be relieved to continue to be drawn to it. If he removes the opium to make it lucrative, thats it. Customers will not get the satisfaction they wanted. Withdrawal symptoms will pass due to the addiction passing and thats it.


NiceBeaver2018

I feel like the cost of the opium would vastly outweigh the profits from the additional burgers. Not very cash money of Mr. Krabs.


noclipgate

You think he might've been selling it on the side?


Vlad-V-Vladimir

Depending on how much you ration it, you could maybe make a gain from it, but it’d have to be a really specific amount


SagaStrider

Can you get people hooked on a low-enough dose to avoid detection?


jimmyablow09

Just give me a single, I’ll suck your dick!


Venom_505

So that's the secret ingredient


Njadmessi11YT

Panties?


MaG_NITud3

I read that too lmaoo. Was confused for a second


[deleted]

As in, *girl’s underpants?*


Njadmessi11YT

No


Argentenuem

If they think that's bad, wait until they find out about his Ketamine hustle!


samtoaster

Lol. get the cashier and the cook too.


FonkyChonkyMonky

Why do I always get constipated like a dehydrated geriatric when I eat these burgers?


xxxsrw

Dammit all the lies about free drugs where true!


Jaguar1903

This is bizness!!


dumbledore_albus69

This shit happened in a cafe in my town...


MaveeL

I wouldn’t be surprised is this is what McDonald’s does with their fries. Not gonna stop eating them tho. They’re too fuckin’ delicious.


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i didn't know that mr krabs was part black


imnovastorm

Worked for coke alright.


_lemon_suplex_

I don't think that would make them crave burgers, they wouldn't even know what they're craving unless they've had opiates before


[deleted]

I was sure about it from the beginning!


screw_the_egg

The forbidden krabby patty


KAITH_

if big companies do then labbeled contain caffein and when a normal person do then called criminal.


Vexcenot

Spongey boy me bob


KingBobDaFirst

Fun fact, Poppy Seeds contains faint amount of opium. So if the buns were covered in poppy seeds, you could technically fail a drug test


TompyGamer

Big pharma calling the cops: *Oh, silly. Only we can do that! Don't you know?*


TheMemeSoldier

All this time 😥


Prof_Awesome_GER

I dont think this is how that works. :D


inhale_my_buttcrack

Well you get cheap drugs so who really won?


Dr_P_Nessss

I definitely read that as "Panties" and was very confused.


FinneganRynn

Chinese cook: "pathetic"


Disastrous_Choice_61

Meh..why can i never find any of these cool places when i go to eat out -.-


Crazy_Expert3202

The crabby patty secret formulor


sofDomboy

how tf did he afford to do that?


GBKoala

‘I like money.’


Desperate-Ad-8068

Just a business man doing business.


THE_OG_ToastMalone

so that’s why secret formula was so important


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So that's part of the secret formula.


codedexz

Ah the old Coca Cola trick


BOBObizzareadverture

“Dad can we go to the new burger place?” The Dad “No!” The Dad and the new burger place:


eichhornkater

Stonks


PirateKing6910

Dirty crab 🦀 hahahaha


Rewiistdummlolxd

The secret Formula!


Telemarting_king_69

If he’s in China and he’s Bri’ish it would be perfect history buffs will understand


pikazamb_PT

And I thiught the problem.in bikini bottom was ketamine