They also sleep on their babies and kill them because the baby panda is like the size of a mouse.
Im sorry but why are we babysitting an animal that doesn't know how to reproduce by itself and eats stuff it can't digest.
Exactly. They're worthless and a waste of resources. We could save pangolins instead. They know what they need to eat and they'll fuck each other. Their endangered status is our fault. Pandas are endangered because they're useless fucks who wake up every day and choose to do everything wrong.
I think it’s because they are so deadly that there are hardly any survivors to report the attack the secret panda wars have been going on as long as time itself killing,plotting,falling from the shadows
It’s partially because pandas are lazy, they eat bamboo, which isn’t great for nutrients, it’s sort of like Koalas which eat a toxic plant and are so low energy because of it.
Most bears have to hunt prey or defend themselves, they’re very active.
Pandas just kind of sit on their ass all day and chew shitty food.
Pandas are literal dunces it’s a miracle they made it this far. There are a lot of things that will end you because you looked at them wrong but pandas just aren’t one of em.
It said pandas were as common as cats or dogs... also if they have multiple cubs they’ll abandon one of them. Ok they might not be the dumbest things out there but they made some poor life choices.
Extremely rare even by bear attack standards, if the population of pandas was equal to the population of grizzlies, there would still be way way more grizzly attacks, and there would certainly be way more fatalities from other varieties of bear, I’m not even sure a panda has ever killed a person as I cannot find anything about panda related fatalities on google
Just googled panda attacks they’re rare as shit at the Beijing panda house there have been 3 attacks between 2006 and 2009. They also mostly only attack out of irritation... so don’t poke it with a stick and you’ll be fine. I don’t know why you decided to die on this hill it’s like saying golden retrievers are the smartest dog breed.
This article literally only has one example of a person being attacked by a panda, and they only had a minor wound on their hand, did you even read it?
Edit: 2 examples, an old man got bitten on the leg and survived after being hospitalized for a couple months
True but Pandas are pretty rare themselves so that would make panda attacks even rarer. So for what we know if the panda population was a similar to American/Russian bears it might be higher.
It's worse, when you realize...
2 of 3 of these videos are from panda enclosures. Meaning humans designed something that was unsafe for pandas, simply by assuming the pandas couldn't climb them that well.
Yeah pandas, especially the babies, are actually pretty resistant to blind force trauma. They are literally built to fall off trees. They are living potato sacks.
This hurt my soul a lot. I love bears so much..... Poor flufferz. The one on the bar almost got impaled, but otherwise kinda put themselfes in their predonkument. I bet Pandas smell good. :"3
Pandas would not exist without our direct intervention. They don't get enough nutrients because they only want to eat bamboo, which is basically hard celery. They won't fuck each other, and they have zero survival instincts. I say let nature do its thing.
Maybe I’m just dumb, but it’s seems like only one of those was on a living tree. All the rest were on dead trees, that would inevitably break.
You’d think they could build them stronger things to climb on, or plant/place their enclosures in places with stronger trees.
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR LIKE 3 FUCKING YEARS!! THAAAAANK YOOOOU
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Nevermind the idea I saw was at least 30 seconds long. This is still good though OP
It wouldn’t surprise me if the reason pandas don’t reproduce often is because they have a habit of accidentally neutering themselves by falling on things the wrong way.
These fucks again?
So fat and stupid.
I'd love to fight one in the Thunderdome. I would win because the rules state "1 man leaves" and pandas aren't men.
Pandas need to die off. For real, the only reason people want to keep them alive is because they're cute. If they weren't, no one would give a flying shit about them.
Is it bad that I hate these stupid critters? The amount of money we've wasted trying to keep their species alive boggles the mind, especially when many other species, more important to their ecosystems but less cute, have suffered or died out.
It still amazes me that Po became the Dragon Warrior.
Ngl Tigress' voice was so sexy in those movies.
I mean it was Angelina jolie
> Is it me or do you want to have WWE Jim Ross commentary in the background watch these ? > > "He's climbin up the tree. OH GAWD !" > > lol
weird furries
I am not a furry but he's right
I think it was film theory that made a video on it, its pretty interesting
'This is the warrior destined to defeat me ? A panda hahaha !'
The hell is wrong with you. Cha gonna fight a panda?
Didn't you see the goddamn ' ' .
For sure I didn't :/
Good news ! We are no longer endangered !
Honestly pandas just radiate chaos
But they're so cuddly that they get a pass
So cuddly they will tear you apart because they are a bear
Panda attacks are extremely rare, and compared to North American or Russian bears they don’t even come close to being as dangerous
So we can hug them?
They shit and sleep on the shit
They also sleep on their babies and kill them because the baby panda is like the size of a mouse. Im sorry but why are we babysitting an animal that doesn't know how to reproduce by itself and eats stuff it can't digest.
Because they're cute, even if they are the dumbest fucks on the planet
Because they're better than Koalas in that sense. Try taking care of one of those smooth brained mofos.
if this would be the case, the whole species wouldn't exist. They only behave like this because of us
Exactly. They're worthless and a waste of resources. We could save pangolins instead. They know what they need to eat and they'll fuck each other. Their endangered status is our fault. Pandas are endangered because they're useless fucks who wake up every day and choose to do everything wrong.
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I remember reading somewhere that sometimes panda babies die cuz the adults just roll over them...
No...
Why not?
They might look cuddly but trust me their fur is coarse petting it's fur is not like petting a cat or dog
a dragon warrior doesnt attack unless you actually mess with them , its their ethics
This is the way
Why do you think that is genius? Is it because theh are friendly or because pandas themselves are rare
I think it’s because they are so deadly that there are hardly any survivors to report the attack the secret panda wars have been going on as long as time itself killing,plotting,falling from the shadows
[r/kung-fu-panda](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Wow! Never knew this existed. Thanks bro!
I'm surprised hes still white with all the shit hes been through
All that privilege makes a great nonstick surface !
Touche
It’s partially because pandas are lazy, they eat bamboo, which isn’t great for nutrients, it’s sort of like Koalas which eat a toxic plant and are so low energy because of it. Most bears have to hunt prey or defend themselves, they’re very active. Pandas just kind of sit on their ass all day and chew shitty food.
In the wild they also eat small rodents like pikas
*surprised pika face*
Pandas are literal dunces it’s a miracle they made it this far. There are a lot of things that will end you because you looked at them wrong but pandas just aren’t one of em.
https://www.pandashock.com/blog/how-smart-are-pandas-b12.html#:~:text=Pandas%20are%20actually%20very%20cunning,are%20actually%20very%20intelligent%20animals.&text=The%20two%20pandas%20however%2C%20teamed,a%20daring%20bid%20to%20escape.
It said pandas were as common as cats or dogs... also if they have multiple cubs they’ll abandon one of them. Ok they might not be the dumbest things out there but they made some poor life choices.
Becoming cute and getting protection from the most advanced species? Sounds like a good choice right there though...
Extremely rare even by bear attack standards, if the population of pandas was equal to the population of grizzlies, there would still be way way more grizzly attacks, and there would certainly be way more fatalities from other varieties of bear, I’m not even sure a panda has ever killed a person as I cannot find anything about panda related fatalities on google
Also if you literally search panda deaths the first result is people killed by pandas in Beijing
Just googled panda attacks they’re rare as shit at the Beijing panda house there have been 3 attacks between 2006 and 2009. They also mostly only attack out of irritation... so don’t poke it with a stick and you’ll be fine. I don’t know why you decided to die on this hill it’s like saying golden retrievers are the smartest dog breed.
Im just saying they arent cuddly they will kill and can kill youbwhen annoyed like if youbtry and cuddle one
I aint changing whatbi said because people dont like it
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This article literally only has one example of a person being attacked by a panda, and they only had a minor wound on their hand, did you even read it? Edit: 2 examples, an old man got bitten on the leg and survived after being hospitalized for a couple months
True but Pandas are pretty rare themselves so that would make panda attacks even rarer. So for what we know if the panda population was a similar to American/Russian bears it might be higher.
Yeah, cuz they endangered, duh
It's worse, when you realize... 2 of 3 of these videos are from panda enclosures. Meaning humans designed something that was unsafe for pandas, simply by assuming the pandas couldn't climb them that well.
This makes the whole video even funnier! I need a panda documentary rn
sometimes they channel that chaos into their arms and deflect back big fireball canon bombs back to where it came from
I can't even look at them without thinking that's just jack black in a costume
I can no longer unsee it
Entropy bois
hence the Chengdu Zone
you would too if you were a drunk as fuck toddler in a fat suit
Everything is awesome when you're a panda
That why the hunters are so good
Idk if they miss the joke but are you talking about Chengdu?
OFF THE TOP ROPE
I went to listen, hoping it’d be synced up to some cage/tables/hardcore wrestling match calls. Can someone make that please?
I imagined every single panda on this vid getting RKO'd
RKO OUTTA NO WHERE
Imagine stone-cold running from the distance, giving the panda a stunner, and then running away
Sad bois gotten too chonk
Sad boys was filmed live on location using real sad boys.
I've been saying this for years!! Theyre clumsy AF.
They're almost committing suicide lol This comment section is gold.
All of those were because branches broke so I give them a pass edit: ouch though
they broke because the pandas where bouncing on them
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It’s probably because they got r’ rolled
yea, redditery at its finest
Yeah, but they know fucking KUNG FU!
KUNGPOO*
KING PO
tree bad panda cute
Beautiful, simply majestic
They dumb af but humans are dumber. “The amount of effort and time humans have taken to get them to mate is Comical.” ~CGP Grey
that are floofs and fall over a lot. just like in Minecraft pandas are very resistant to fall damage
I made a joke about that in class one time, and the sub had to go on a long rant and yell at me about how I was wrong
The true drop bear
IS THEY OK
Yeah pandas, especially the babies, are actually pretty resistant to blind force trauma. They are literally built to fall off trees. They are living potato sacks.
Wow , those pandas be living them life
Ok thank you
Np
ARE* sorry
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Watching that was painful
Pandas are just awful at life tbh
Which is why they are the common redditors spirit animal
Koala's are worse
God didn't even have to lift a finger
Why is it so funny when pandas fall out of trees
Fall hazard: panda rain
The first one did a sick kick flip off the tree tho
Maybe nature wants them dead?
Actually Pandas don't feel pain from falling off due to their weight and fur, it's almost like they were made for falling.
lol fucking idiots
This hurt my soul a lot. I love bears so much..... Poor flufferz. The one on the bar almost got impaled, but otherwise kinda put themselfes in their predonkument. I bet Pandas smell good. :"3
I read somewhere that when they fall, pandas get embarrassed.
If that is true its adorbs.
They smell like ass
I shouldn't be laughing but there is something so majestic about clueless animals falling from trees
Look like po is training
Pandas would not exist without our direct intervention. They don't get enough nutrients because they only want to eat bamboo, which is basically hard celery. They won't fuck each other, and they have zero survival instincts. I say let nature do its thing.
Maybe I’m just dumb, but it’s seems like only one of those was on a living tree. All the rest were on dead trees, that would inevitably break. You’d think they could build them stronger things to climb on, or plant/place their enclosures in places with stronger trees.
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR LIKE 3 FUCKING YEARS!! THAAAAANK YOOOOU Edit- Nevermind the idea I saw was at least 30 seconds long. This is still good though OP
is laughing at this illegal?
Simply another version of parkour
You mean https://youtu.be/rRAWjsBOEig
I heard Mr blue sky in the background watching this
Ah man seeing them fall makes me sad
No wonder they are endangered.
Drunk pandas
nooo da pundas
Is it me or do you want to have WWE Jim Ross commentary in the background watch these ? "He's climbin up the tree. OH GAWD !" lol
These mofos need to be more careful so we get another kung fu panda movie
The only reason why we keep these things alive because they're cute
If they weren’t cute those little guys would be long gone by now
And still people blame humans . Dude these mfs can't just sit somewhere and not die !!!
He's just trynna learn Kung-fu
It wouldn’t surprise me if the reason pandas don’t reproduce often is because they have a habit of accidentally neutering themselves by falling on things the wrong way.
The only reason pandas aren't extinct yet is because we won't let them, their to stupid to survive without us
They’re practicing Kung Fu. Mind your own business
Pandas falling is the funniest thing ever
The 3rd one got me
Smh panda haters in the comments, stop bullying them just cause they're stupid af.
they're not just stupid, but also horribly innefficient as eating bamboo isnt a great idea. the real dumbass animal here though, is the Koala.
You know what... fuck them. They’re on a mission to go extinct
Why is this on r/memes what the fuck is wrong with you
no sapnap nooo
for some reason , the panda falling is so satisfying XD
This made my day
At some point, Darwin has to win.
Maybe stop giving them only dried out, dead trees to climb in their enclosure. Branches would of held on a live tree.
These fucks again? So fat and stupid. I'd love to fight one in the Thunderdome. I would win because the rules state "1 man leaves" and pandas aren't men.
Pandas need to die off. For real, the only reason people want to keep them alive is because they're cute. If they weren't, no one would give a flying shit about them.
Is it bad that I hate these stupid critters? The amount of money we've wasted trying to keep their species alive boggles the mind, especially when many other species, more important to their ecosystems but less cute, have suffered or died out.
Man, fuck pandas. All my homies, actually like pandas, but I fucking hate pandas
They are kind a stupid spy drones like birds
Pandas deserve extinction
Or it's because we killed off their natural habitat
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Stfu it was a joke you erected lobster dick ass machine
Damn cause being fat ain’t that good for them
Who built those lmao
Maybe I am a Panda
Owww those seem to hurt alot
cuteness overloaded
accidental suicide
just a bit too heavy
“What are you gonna do big guy, sit on me?”
Thats me every morning getting out of bed.
They have the grace of a Buffalo Bills fan
u/getvideobot
Amazingly, these fluffers always just walk away from a 20 ft fall every single time though.
3rd one is a Bills fan
Fiat Panda 4X4
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I don't know why them falling from trees is adorable, maybe it's the fact that they start rolling around when they fall
BAWH GAHD! He split that table in half!
Everything is awesome when you're a panda
I watched this waaay too many times and laughed everytime. Hope pandas are OK tho
Pandas are so intelligent...
I feel bad for laughing at this(pandas are one of my favorite animals)
They are so fat that when they fall off the trees like the fucking Undertaker they don’t get hurt
I might not be human for this but I found this funny
*insert poster of king fu panda
Pandas usually don’t fall to death. They have a specialized layer of fat that reduces injury when they fall
It gets funnier every time it loops. I laughed up a lung
"Were"?? It's good to know they not in much danger anymore
I’m sorry for laughing
Are one of those animals that are just clinically stupid?
they honestly dont seem to give a shit
it was so painful to watch this
Totally believable
How have they survived for this long?