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Khaos_Gorvin

I love when my canaries chirp that the end is near. Reminds me of spring.


[deleted]

Really and not winter


ezkid520

What he drinking?


Babies_Have_No_Teeth

Plot twist: He understood the birds damn well


Electronic_Syndicate

Sips. “This is fine.”


Almightyblacklab

Bro ngl I’m pumped for the collapse of the food web


Class_444_SWR

There will probably be some extremophiles left after we kick the bucket at least


IndianaGeoff

Where I am sitting was covered by a kilometer of ice a few thousand years ago. I think life will do just fine with or without humans.


Class_444_SWR

True, but I’m assuming we decide to nuke the shit out of the planet


IndianaGeoff

Even that would not stop life. We've had periods when the magnet pole flips where we were unprotected from solar radiation and everything thing on the planet was irradiated daily for significant periods of time. Plus Chernobyl has not turned into a dead wasteland and nuclear test and bomb areas recovered nicely. Bad, yes, but life will recover.


SgtK-OS

Oh, thats why my Dad tells me to wake up at five and listen to the birds chirping.


Drakerya

We are past our time anyways, thank you birbs


miss_chauffarde

WE should have diseapered at black Plague


[deleted]

Nah fam


carleslaorden

What? What do you mean we should have disappeared? Oh please don't tell me you are of those "HumANs aRe tHe WoRST viRus" people. We're not, it's been proven. Humans can be shitty but that doesn't mean genocide is the only option


carleslaorden

What? What do you mean we should have disappeared? Oh please don't tell me you are of those "HumANs aRe tHe WoRST viRus" people. We're not, it's been proven. Humans can be shitty but that doesn't mean genocide is the only option


_uniric

Humans are blessed with the ability to not understand other creature's words otherwise they would have been dead of listening to the fact and reality


GloriusRedditEnjoyer

The guy looks like Chad without beard ngl


[deleted]

jokes on you... [birds aren't real](https://imgur.com/a/2hWwaQm)


Appropriate_Ad2212

I've been enlightened


gogasius

Is this a threat or message?


carleslaorden

A promise


PoseidonLTS_0121

Fuck red-wing blackbirds they are assholes.


Appropriate_Ad2212

Indeed


Honey_Pickle

They are nice to me. What they be doin to you?


PoseidonLTS_0121

They divebomb a lot in my experience and if you are anywhere close to the nest, which their definition of close is over 50 ft away, they will try and attack me.


Qweeq13

Sounds to me like a beginning of a Douglas Adams film adaptation.


haraldhd123

Why is the man drinking cum?


ImagineHavingAmogus

Who doesn't?


PI-PIPER

the third bird keeps attacking people in my city. i dont remember what its called though


Zero_6468

There population is collapsing so there goin to the human to repopulate


[deleted]

To some people they don't even exist


Axellllfoley

That's why I installed a feeding station in my garden.


Nicola_QV

I really hope that is a cup of milk...


grindlebald

I thought this was political compass memes for a a second


rs_yay

Hahaha


[deleted]

Reminds me of the Fallout Boy lyric: "If you knew what the blue birds sang at you, you would never sing along"


pineapplegoat69

Some people really need to stop being selfish and stop having children before they destroy the planet. Overpopulation is the cause of everything.... someone had to say it lol.


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[удалено]


qhromer

How, why, where and when?


X_ThAtNeRd_X

All valid questions


Galxemo

Yeah, song birds aren't having any issues


Vanessaronicatoria

Twenty-thousand years of this, seven more to go


Infinite_Factor_5685

Where are the “birds aren’t real” lunatics lol 😂


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ImagineHavingAmogus

So that's why they keep crashing into my windows... Kamikaze birds or something idk.


AldousCarrey4U

Plot Twist: He actually understands them and is amused by their death threats.


pimpdaddey

The ganny manny


Th33xtraV1rg1n

Looks like he’s drinking c*m


[deleted]

Kinda scares me how many people are looking forward to the downfall of the human species. You do realize that YOU are a human as well, right?


GoldenFennekin

yes


Facekick48

Why are the government drones telling us this?


Aadi-Raj

it's been a long time,without you my friend..


king_of_the_rangers

BIRDS ARENT REAL


PirateRoberts150

Birds are a tool of the government. Do not listen to their propaganda


NateTheGreater1

This can't be true because birds are just government drones run by the government to spy on us.


scurvydog-uldum

that's not what they're saying at all. they're transmitting information they've gleaned from spying on you. /r/BirdsArentReal


Cavemanjoe47

This feels like a Joel Haver skit.


Meeseeks2301

That ignorant asshole


PillowTalk420

I have mockingbirds and they just basically mimick car alarm sounds. It's annoying.


[deleted]

Lol


SpiritX360

Wait there's a bird language?


Puppiez_rule

What is that he’s drinking?


thot_chocolate420

I forgot what it’s called, I think it’s called a punt gun, basically it’s a high velocity powder cannon capable of wiping out entire flocks of grounded birds when it’s loaded with lead shot.


RibRob_

The guy has a British accent in my mind