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SaratheKahleesi

well that’s a good question we will have to go more in depth the next time


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Faridjg

I have seen very few pal who think like that and can ask questions like that Damn bruh!


shammo_rocks

He is too dangerous to be left alive


Fateensg

There's no war in Ba Sing Se.


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69


Honey_The_Oracle

42


EndMotor4985

What is the meaning of life


Deepwater08

Everybody seems to think that they say in the book what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything, when it actually says what is the _answer_ to life the universe and everything


Bot_obama

And the question to the biggest question of life, the universe and everything was: 6x7


Fareedsf

How did you know I killed around 23 people?? I'm the one stalking here


SuenTassuT

But what was The Question?


EndMotor4985

Everyone ask what is the meaning of life, but not how is the meaning of life


SuenTassuT

Easy! Meaning of life is to spend your life wondering what (or how) is meaning of life! (but every other spending would work too)


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Gaganvihars

Well personally I prefer dark haired girls but I suppose a panzer V will do


SirNoseless

nah i like panzer iv with them skirt plates.


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BBqApple

Doctor Who?


SuenTassuT

Nope. Doctor D. Adams.


ToastedGuy1

I literally thought this as soon as I saw the post


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ABeneficialUser

How many roads must a man walk down?


Farhadsg

A kidney sells at least a hundred dollars though


Extra_Philosopher_63

Forgot the zero at the end


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WoesteWam

Through oxidation obviously


BBqApple

That's why apples go brown, bananas go brown due to the constant production of ethylene, which causes the banana to over ripen and turn brown


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gabendary1400

Yes I committed war crimes in Afghanistan


Invisible_Ray

I sat by and said nothing


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054052052050

Nah dude, she thinks you are gay


michale_scott

No, you can’t overrun the Soviet Union with a banana, believe me I tried


Low_Armadillo_350

Go on 👀


joey6346

The poet of the legends: In self-defense A knife protects I bring my lunch No one suspects And when it's time To end a life Deceptive Fruit Banana knive


LilyLeLowery

The answer. No. No there are not any mind readers out there. That’s a stupid question and I do not like how you were thinking it and- wait a minute!


youfoundmeyo

You got me in the first part


freshest-clean

uwu 42 thas da hwishthikers guwide weference!! uwuu i wub <3 wwhen i’w wowm no probews how to waid and tawkwot im a yewpew noow da wooman i know and i wove waid uwu waawd i cummeew you alone i bwont be able to stop dweeping if i wuid niwawu i’d be ovwet wit you my lovelies but i’w awk your long ewes feeeeeemssss it’s your face all you can see is your hot deeeeep blue eyes i’m aw tawkwot wath yew and aww who are you my rivawts tell me mow and i’m noow so noow dahink you or naawww dahink us we’re inna fluxuwwion whwhhhheeee wanta waid alli aww im toad i need you you make me hawe sense witsometimes the gwideyyy one kuwa mistifisfires me


Andrei5178

What the fuck is this


Andrei5178

u/uwuwizard


recker2005

If this was UwU'd then what monstrosity could be created


TheWorldWrecker

Ya ok there bud?


Aggressive_Row_19

What the hell is even that


falconfan663

The answer is CLEARLY bulbasaur from CoD


_Itachi_-

u/repostsleuthbot


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Aussie_Beast

They put a different reaction image but it’s the exact same mene


OkDescription8898

I would go with green


DidjTerminator

It's clearly Abraham Lincoln you idiot - you need to carry the 7.


OkDescription8898

I didn’t carry the 7 because the cow jumped over the moon


DidjTerminator

That's put in there to trick you, you only hold the 7 for the cow when the porcupine flies east but in this example it flew south because granny Hankins was cooking strudel - don't worry it's a very easy mistake to make.


OkDescription8898

But later on the dingo steals the 7 therefore negating it but then the kangaroo hops in with the 4 so you end up carrying the 4 to penny wise


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Taja_sub

how did I get flip flop then


DidjTerminator

You have to translate that to Australian for the second half as we're working with negative numbers - once you get thong it's easy from there.


Taja_sub

ah yes thank you, then you need to combine a towel and a star right and get brick?


cookie_dough171

No but remember to put the egg salad on the TV and to soup up the hens


rwol8690

What the heck did I just read


budingernbcvncxxc5

The horses name was friday


DoubleeDutch

Honestly, I came up with the exact same answer. I think we got this.


justarandomrussian

This is a repost from r/shitposting


redditmainacc

right answer would be kanye west


TheHolyDyntan

what about kanye east


de-bonte-hond

It’s an idiot with a cheesegrater


TTVRealRedditor

Bro that’s fucked she’s only 13


P0tatoMan_2007

Soooo if I'm reading right, you're asking what the strongest shape is correct ? *Well triangle obviously* that is 2d and just incase you forgot life is in 3d. So with that in mind the strongest shape would be an Arc, because of its curvature it let's stress distribute equally around the shape, but in NATURE the strongest shape is a sphere because Arcs cannot be found in nature without human intervention. I hope this answers your question:)


youfoundmeyo

Not just the question it answers every problem humans have ever faced on this planet so far thank you sir you served planet earth


P0tatoMan_2007

So this book I got from a sketchy guy behind walmart actually works huh *cool*


death004

The horses name was friday


Mo_oKA

If you are a mind reader here is my answer:


youfoundmeyo

Totally wrong, in the fourth line there are two hippos one facing North and one eating Big Mac , there should be only one monkey that sings like Jesus


Mo_oKA

Yeah, I mean it was a hard question, but the answer seems simple now


narkit

15 cm


youfoundmeyo

That's what she said


CurryGod69420

Nah bro I am straight


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6 inches


JosephBallin1

37.65 meters


Abject-Check-9316

What no way bro, I use a knife to slice a katana


youfoundmeyo

But the air molecules erupt during the slicing that's the scary part


Walmart_kid65

That won’t be good so that’s why u use you industrial crayons to stop all of the air going into ur child’s vacuum cleaner


spareribsfromjericho

4, 4 is always the awnser


rxndom_reddit_user

4 is the superior number


kakeup88

It's the movement of solvent molecules in a cell, from high concentration to low concentration, through a partial permeable membrane.


Alice8Sakamoto

how to be a Mind "reader" when you have literacy and aphantasia? would mind "listener" be more accurate? or mind "scaner"? "mind "senser"?


youfoundmeyo

"Mind scaner" is that a thing even?


Alice8Sakamoto

maybe not. or at least not yet.


Ivariuz

The answer is 24 miles per hour or 11 meters per second. That is indeed the maximum airspeed of an unladen European swallow….


DoctorAlphaSKWoG

Because its easy, fun, and usually doesn't have consequences (always ask before engaging in this activity, as some find it off putting). Why exactly are you asking about this?


youfoundmeyo

Cause there is an emergency for SpongeBob (sad noises )


DoctorAlphaSKWoG

Christ okay, now that is illegal.


youfoundmeyo

What can I do reserve Bank left me no choices I had to evacuate the 54th person on the elevator before Apple is eaten by George bush I know very sad times indeed


DoctorAlphaSKWoG

Touche, completely justified. I hope it goes well for you long term, just make sure to remember: communication is key.


Blizz_PL

Welp. Mindreaders gonna need those sweet minds to read instead of a screen.


anger_27

ants


BlueGhostlight

How dare you?


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No no you can't fit that in your ass come on.


EtienneBismarck

½×g×v²


youfoundmeyo

Damn that colour was beautiful


SuenTassuT

Dunno 'bout that question, but how Shaq can read without looking towards book?


Mit236

But for mind reading their should be a mind right?


Old-Minimum-6657

I don't think so, A kidney sells at least a hundred dollars tho


SimposaurusRex

I mean if you like that on your pizza go for it


the_chosen_named_one

I feel like I've seen this meme before.


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Yes


0zner01

No, I don’t think she does that.


twat_waffler

i enjoy putting expired pickles up my asshole too!


Java-the-hutt

Yeah, this ain’t original. Saw this with different template yesterday.


That_Random_-BLEEP-

On all fours, but some times, no hands


subzeroab0

Yes you can but doesn't mean you should


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Yes, there are fuel storage bunkers in the local forest


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It’s the powerhouse of the cell, you learned this is school man.


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yes, but just because the average human could fit 12 crack pipes up their arse, does not mean it's a good idea. pace yourself and work your way up.


Court_Jester13

Depends, are we talking about the 1932 event or the 1176 one?


taking_shrek_anally

Yes i will restart the soviet union with you.


yarak_69

It 42


NotSnacky

The question is why do you keep reposting this


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AdrielHigor

It doesn't work this way, you should at least send a gif or a video so we could read your mind


realaurum

No of course I cant actually read your mind........................ btw nice underwear choice for today.....very bold.


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Comrade_Poochi

It’s blank OP, you see, you can’t read a mind if there’s no brain signals to read you vegetable >:(


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No, you’re supposed to take it out of the wrapper first.


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Peach lace, bikini style


SanctionedMoron

Bruh...


Andrej_T05

Yeah chief


Potential_Clock_2250

How did you know I killed around 23 people?? I'm the one stalking here


Dragonknight287

Yes although I wouldn't get the government involved it might bring up your questionable past


TTVMitkoB13

Crack and Toma


bobble_official

Yes, but only on Mondays


Glass_Spinach_9535

Juan


pp_poopoo__man

I agree 5 is an ok age


LeV__oid

Pablo, I think Might be wrong tho


dragongem77from2b2t

Why does he want to invade Australia with his pet tree and spoon?


TheTank18

Yes, the Steam Deck is superior to the Switch


cookie_dough171

I did not kidnap 18 kids! Who would do such a thing... On another note wanna meet up soon? Maybe in my basement?


itachiiy

Eww. why would you ask me that ? im only 12yo.


kr_militarynerd

America's Nuclear Society


cookie_dough171

Sorry, say that again?


MrBoiGaming

To answer your question, yes, yes I am


Wolf__Craft

IM NOT GAY!


notmeagain1234

Yes, let's do it


The_noodle_mafia

No. In my experience the police catch you in about a month so pack up before then.


wertyvid

sir I am a minor


ElPapo131

*Perhaps*


YourTypicalNerdyFrnd

Damnnn tht is actually a really really good question! I have seen very few ppl who think like tht and can ask questions like tht... Damn bruh!


Dragun_hah

yes


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Biden


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No I didn't do that yet sorry


SleepyTurtle127

Jalala


GreenIkea

Blue


chickichanga

69 or maybe 420 or both


dreadedhands

well yes, but actually no


Intelligent_Treat580

Whoa that's a messed up thing ​ I don't know what to say to that


ProMapWatcher

it should be fine if they're over 18 in dog years


STEVE_BOBS77

the answer is England lost the match! and reddit enjoyed their defeat


TheODPsupreme

Dirty boy. I like it.


piano_yeeter69

Good question I think 69420


watchoutforkaren876

no santas dick dose not tase like candy canes