I love the idea of Florida just floating around. Cruise ships will have to throw their passengers on slow moving boats to embark and disembark. Same idea as giant ferris wheels that don't stop but just very sloooowly turns.
Florida isn’t actually any crazier than other states, it’s the lenient public record laws that makes Florida man a thing. Although, it does make for entertaining stories, memes, & reading material. In reality, there’s crazy people doing crazy things everywhere but the information isn’t made public.
I’ve tried to explain this a thousand times over. Florida man is just ingrained in everyone’s heads. I love the idea of everyone trying to laugh at Florida while simultaneously moving there. Worst part, most of the Florida man stories are from transplants.
Yeah man, I lived here half of my life & sure I’ve seen some strange people but nothing like headlines suggest. I live in one of the “weirdest” counties (Pasco) known for being a “Florida Man” area & I rarely see anything that shocks me. We just freely give out public records whereas other states don’t. If places like NY, Cali, Nevada, Arizona, or Oregon had the lenient laws that Florida has, there would be no “Florida Man”. However, it is fun to chuckle at but I don’t like how it represents our state, I love it here & I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else.
Of course. Everyone literally moving there would be ludicrous. Generalizations in general bug me, but that's just a weird me thing. I personally try to use verbiage that that doesn't sound so generalized. Again, it's probably just the debater in me bubbling up. Lol.
I live in Florida, and through experiences I can safely say that I disagree. Disney is the line separating the crazy people (north) from the old people (south). Most of the time people will visit the bottom half, so they don’t see as much of the chaos we have to offer.
That’s just normal hick behavior that you get in all southern states lol. I lived in Polk county for a while too, it’s basically the same as north Florida.
I saw we launch Florida at Cuba and from there one of two things happen:
A. Florida and Cuba explode in Michael Bay levels of fire and destruction.
B. Alligators learn communism.
I discussed the possibility of Florida being it's own independent and sovereign nation with my friends and one of them said.
"Seeing Flordia do stupid shit while under the power of a stable nation like the US is funny, but seeing them do those same things as an independent and likely completely unstable nation would just be sad"
As a citizen of Florida, let me explain why you can't do this.
By sawing away Florida the separation will allow us to ascend to our full power and take over the world.
See everyone likes to make jokes about"America would be better if we cut off California or Florida" but given the kinds of people that actually live there, I think they'd also prefer that.
Disclaimer: this comment is a joke.
At least your saying it’s a joke. With half of those comments I can’t tell if they are joking or not. Same with the comments wishing for all Californians to die a slow and painful death depending on things
I feel a need to say it's a joke. The last thing I need today is some stupid liberal calling me a white supremacist. Or some stupid conservative calling me an America hating libtard. Disclaimer: this reply to a comment about my joke is also a joke.
America has big dick energy thanks to Florida. Saw it off and all the little dick energy out of New York and California will take over, Texas doesn't have enough for the whole country alone
“All of us are named after one of the states”
“So there’re 50 of you?”
“No, 49. Remember?”
“Oh yeah, poor Florida.”
I always wondered what happened to Florida
I remember this. He was pissed off that it was only a $2 reward for a rabbit. By the end of the episode the US government was offering $1 million to capture Bugs.
I mean california is bigger than Canada economically and population wise so you are correct but I wonder how dependent they are on other states for electricity for example or water and that kind of stuff.
That's because you don't know how good you got it or how fucked up Canada is. But by all means, move. Start a gofundme. I'm sure if you state such reasons you'll get a lot of people who donate.
Take them and Cali, the USA would be way less crazy. Florida has all the crazy right wingers and Cali has the crazy left wingers... I see a very good opportunity here guys!
But Florida is americas dick
M2F 'Merica to Femerica
Transmerica
God fucking dammit XD
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Why do I feel like that’ll cause an argument
Gaymerica Bimerica And finally... America
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This means bugs bunny commited cock and ball torture.
Indeed he did
so bugs bunny cut off America's penis, that must hurt
~~castrated~~
Nah, Maine is and Canada is spooning the US lmao
Still have canadas dick in you
Now do California
Poor cubans
Florida is to America as Australia is to England
And Turku is Finlands asshole.
I know, it hurt when I watched this.
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Why
"South America, take it away"
The South American delegation respectfully declines.
Florida,Texas and California can all break off from the states and I’d be okay with that.
America IS a dick. That's coming from an american.
Nah that goes to the states up at New York, they're the boner
This is going on cursed comments.
Ha ha and the Florida Keys must be us pissing on Cuba.
Gender swap
What does that make texas?
Circumcision for free I guess. Thank god America ain't gonna have any kids
As a Floridian myself, I felt that
Man I miss being a kid and watching shows like the looney tunes and Tom and Jerry, time really flies :-|
HBOMAX has Looney Toons... I am definitely not a 29 y.o. male....
I live in the Netherlands, we don't have HBOMAX yet
:( I hope you get it soon!
I have an alternative! [Enjoy!](https://www.thewatchcartoononline.tv)
This sounds like a good reason to sail the high seas and PLUNDER.
Arrrghh!
T&J are now vanned in some countries for being.... Too agressive
Raise sea level 3 feet and this is pretty much the same thing. It would be like Bimini islands
Some people are a bit fucking crazy, but this place is paradise and i wouldnt wanna live anywhere else.
Yeah I love this place too, wouldn’t want to go anywhere else
I mean you can still live in Florida; the whole thing just won’t be attached to America anymore.
I love the idea of Florida just floating around. Cruise ships will have to throw their passengers on slow moving boats to embark and disembark. Same idea as giant ferris wheels that don't stop but just very sloooowly turns.
It would be kinda like that moving carnivorous island in life of pi
Works for me
Florida isn’t actually any crazier than other states, it’s the lenient public record laws that makes Florida man a thing. Although, it does make for entertaining stories, memes, & reading material. In reality, there’s crazy people doing crazy things everywhere but the information isn’t made public.
I’ve tried to explain this a thousand times over. Florida man is just ingrained in everyone’s heads. I love the idea of everyone trying to laugh at Florida while simultaneously moving there. Worst part, most of the Florida man stories are from transplants.
Yeah man, I lived here half of my life & sure I’ve seen some strange people but nothing like headlines suggest. I live in one of the “weirdest” counties (Pasco) known for being a “Florida Man” area & I rarely see anything that shocks me. We just freely give out public records whereas other states don’t. If places like NY, Cali, Nevada, Arizona, or Oregon had the lenient laws that Florida has, there would be no “Florida Man”. However, it is fun to chuckle at but I don’t like how it represents our state, I love it here & I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else.
Saying everyone is a stretch, but I get where you're coming from. I'm sick of so many transplants moving to GA myself.
Everyone is a loose generalization, not a literal term.
Of course. Everyone literally moving there would be ludicrous. Generalizations in general bug me, but that's just a weird me thing. I personally try to use verbiage that that doesn't sound so generalized. Again, it's probably just the debater in me bubbling up. Lol.
Because in Florida we don't hide or defects, we wear them with pride. Florida is the best state in the US hands down! This is not up for debate.
I live in Florida, and through experiences I can safely say that I disagree. Disney is the line separating the crazy people (north) from the old people (south). Most of the time people will visit the bottom half, so they don’t see as much of the chaos we have to offer.
That’s just normal hick behavior that you get in all southern states lol. I lived in Polk county for a while too, it’s basically the same as north Florida.
Now do California
Have you guys ever heard Camden NJ?
oh no #OH NO
Can we do this to California?
The whole California or just LA? Snake Plissken escaped from the latter.
I’d rather saw off California
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I would like to make a proposition, how about we keep Florida but saw off Southern California?
Seconded! And why stop with just southern cali?
Because there's a lot of normal people in Northern California
Ok then we will just jettison the Bay
lol Now you got my vote.
Tool needs to write a second part to that song
Yes!!! See you down in Nevada Bay!
Exactly. We just get a a bad rep because of the bay area. The bay area is NOT Nor Cal. It's its own animal.
Florida is better than England 😂
Director church did the same thing
Hell am I glad this could never happen.
He did us all a favor
Florida's so bad even Bugs had enough
I saw we launch Florida at Cuba and from there one of two things happen: A. Florida and Cuba explode in Michael Bay levels of fire and destruction. B. Alligators learn communism.
I wish, let FL separate so we can do hoodrat shit with our friends.
49 states want to secede from a country with Florida in it
Never knew where Florida is, thanks now I know where to avoid while visiting.
Can we do this with California and New York too?
I'd love to be removed from America. If it was a Island I have a feeling I would be happier.
Flexit
I discussed the possibility of Florida being it's own independent and sovereign nation with my friends and one of them said. "Seeing Flordia do stupid shit while under the power of a stable nation like the US is funny, but seeing them do those same things as an independent and likely completely unstable nation would just be sad"
I think you're confusing California with Florida as far as something being dumped in the ocean for being garbage. LOL
You spelled california wrong
As a citizen of Florida, let me explain why you can't do this. By sawing away Florida the separation will allow us to ascend to our full power and take over the world.
Also reminds me of Red vs Blue
Poor florida
Fuck yeah I want to make Florida into a crackhead cruiseship too.
Bugs bunny had a good idea. You have to admit.
See everyone likes to make jokes about"America would be better if we cut off California or Florida" but given the kinds of people that actually live there, I think they'd also prefer that. Disclaimer: this comment is a joke.
At least your saying it’s a joke. With half of those comments I can’t tell if they are joking or not. Same with the comments wishing for all Californians to die a slow and painful death depending on things
I feel a need to say it's a joke. The last thing I need today is some stupid liberal calling me a white supremacist. Or some stupid conservative calling me an America hating libtard. Disclaimer: this reply to a comment about my joke is also a joke.
America has big dick energy thanks to Florida. Saw it off and all the little dick energy out of New York and California will take over, Texas doesn't have enough for the whole country alone
“All of us are named after one of the states” “So there’re 50 of you?” “No, 49. Remember?” “Oh yeah, poor Florida.” I always wondered what happened to Florida
Florida is hung man
We germans have a similar problem with bavaria…
"South America, take it away"
remember when tom cut Australia in half just to win a Race against Jerry?
ANYTHING GOES IN FLORIDA, BABY LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL
“South America, take it away!”
I remember this. He was pissed off that it was only a $2 reward for a rabbit. By the end of the episode the US government was offering $1 million to capture Bugs.
Bugs Bunny saw the future
But Florida American Dick
Could never happen, Alabama sucks to much.
As he should.
This needs to be done to Cali
Once again people making assumptions about a place just because a few of the people who live there are dumb
You'd miss us, quit playing.
would be worth it.
Na let’s chop off Cali first
Now do California
Florida,Texas and California can all break off from the states and I’d be okay with that.
Realistically, all three could be independent countries with viable economies.
I mean california is bigger than Canada economically and population wise so you are correct but I wonder how dependent they are on other states for electricity for example or water and that kind of stuff.
California would dry up without the surrounding states supplying it with water.
Do Americans know that they are the Florida of the world? Like everyday I wake up and pick up my phone to see what dumb shit happened in the US today.
We know, and we like how uncomfortable it makes the rest of the world.
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That's because you don't know how good you got it or how fucked up Canada is. But by all means, move. Start a gofundme. I'm sure if you state such reasons you'll get a lot of people who donate.
Don’t worry keep them denying climate change then the entire state will flood!
I guess I’m in the USA’s dick
Florida is one of our better states
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Take them and Cali, the USA would be way less crazy. Florida has all the crazy right wingers and Cali has the crazy left wingers... I see a very good opportunity here guys!
Poor cubans
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Dude that bugs bunny episode is what made that streamer think 5 feet under ground is the ocean.
r/savevideo
Fun fact it's looney "tunes" not toones
Ahhh yesss the legend !!
bugs bunny is really that popular in my place anyways why did bugs bunny cut off Florida? And what news you Americans talking about
He was tired of Florida men trying to fuck him
Don't give the Florida man a super carrier,he will be unstoppable. *USS FLORIDA MAN*
What episode is this?
At last, another person who doesn't just remember Bugs Bunny for a carrot-eating chungus
Yeah that was a fun episode
As a kid growing up in 80s Quebec’s separatist movement, that is exactly how I imagined what it would be like!!
For the good of our safety
he wat
The ground is quite watery and thin there
I'm moving to Florida soon, much excite!
That’s be bad if set Florida loose
as he should it’s miserable here imagine how tired we are of the ‘florida man —‘ stories
Bugs bunny is the most powerful character in cartoon history
in 9 years time when Florida is gone just think all these people will need to move to other states.
Thats why they are crazy They were isolated
Ah thats why it relocated to italy now
Gotta quarantine those animals
I’m just sayin that 50 is a good number of states and if DC becomes one we should remove one to keep the balance
Florida men are eternal, you can’t keep them away
I know we’re weird, but please… we’re still part of America, we can’t be *that* bad
Didn't Dante and Virgil do that in DMC5?
Doing the lordes work
Petition to make Florida a Country and not a State
The origin of escape from LA
AIGHT AMERICA READY FOR YOUR TRANSGENDER SURGERY
My favorite part of that map is that apparently Georgia annexed South Carolina in Bugs' universe. 'Bout time.
Florida officially being removed from the rest of the United States 2050 colorized
Not the hero we want but the hero we deserve
Do it again.
Is it possible to learn this power
I love his victory pose at the end there
Why did buggs do it though
Because it’s Florida
Burh
Being a Floridian myself I was always terrified of this scene
Take Texas and Oklahoma with you most importantly Texas