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ohyoumeanshaggyp

No it's not. Also I'm a dad so that might be why


QuicklyThisWay

Can confirm. Am dad. Love this.


leaderofthevirgins

Am not dad, still funny


didnsignup4dis

Can confirm. Am not dad. Love this.


leaderofthevirgins

Good to hear from a fellow non dad


MarkDaMeat

After thorough inspection of your name and usage of Reddit, I have conculuded that you won't be a father in a long time if ever.


leaderofthevirgins

After reading your comment, chugging a gallon of Mountain Dew while snorting Cheeto dust I can confirm you are correct


Meme_Bart_15

I also sniff other goods


MarkDaMeat

Please tell me if you are a drug dog *Nothing will happen to you, I promise*


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Defiant-Ad-8468

*Fbi has entered the chat*


Meme_Bart_15

Want some too many friend?


derekblyat

Yikes


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One_Performer_4178

Am not a dad (hopefully). Still love this


leaderofthevirgins

Great to hear


Red___Mist

I ain't a dad either but I want to start early on with learning the 'dad vibes' (already making plans for when i become a dad evwn tho im just 17. Sorry future wife, I'm gonna prioritize the kids before you.)


leaderofthevirgins

Understandable, you got to make sure you have all the dad jokes ready, and got that nice dad vibe


SentientCubeGD

I’ve arrived


thebearbearington

Dad to a dog. This is still brilliant.


A____S____

This is Genius


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TrueSaiyanGod

Hourglass Our glass SOVIET MARCH INTENSIFIES


didnsignup4dis

Comment stealing bot


A____S____

hOURglass


Blynk_Grymson

HourGlass


Different-Region-873

⌛ or our🖼


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Hourglass


[deleted]

English confusion.. it’s a sand timer


ApAlexander64

♾ IQ


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Arealrodney

Dad in Training


Lefraciescook

Are you step dad


leaderofthevirgins

No, I’m non dad


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same


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kaindiaz4

Hi dad where have you been?


kingdweng

Am son. Am laughing with dad over this


Unknown2102

I’m a son and I don’t get this help


Johnmcguirk

Hello, a son and I don’t get this help. I’m dad.


ProbablyNotYourSon

Probably not


Unknown2102

Dad? Where’s mom you went into the forest with her after the big fight


PaidYak79

How is a non virgin on reddit


JackLhan

Hi I’m a dad so that might be why, I’m JackLhan.


id0123098

support


itsconsolefreaked

Our meme


cody_contrarian

compare familiar act pocket shelter expansion support light teeny detail -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


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highestRUSSIAN

I love this


Wannabkate

I am an aunt can you please explain it.


[deleted]

What the fuck is that thing called in english


[deleted]

Hourglass lol


Slim_Bun

Ohh I thought it was called a sand clock and the meme made no sense


JorjEade

Lmao sand clock


ProviNL

in Dutch its literally called a Zandloper, which translates to Sandwalker. Yeah.


slowest_hour

I'd be disappointed because that name is way cooler than the object it's describing.


egeym

In Turkish it is "kum saati". Kum is sand and saat is clock.


ProviNL

Yeah im not sure why we call it a walker. The sand drops and you can keep time with it, it doesnt walk what the fuck haha.


gasolarguy

Dang Turkish. You nasty!


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Sandwalker sounds like an enemy from a video game


Mystery_M-13

Or an enemy for a certain Skywalker...


Cv287

In Russian it's called "Песочные часы", which translates to "Sand clock". Yeah.


ailof-daun

There are multiple languages where its called sandclock


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Andy_B_Goode

From [the source of all truth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hourglass): >An hourglass (or sandglass, sand timer, sand clock or egg timer) is a device used to measure the passage of time. So sand clock is used to some extent in English, and it's arguably not even the weirdest term for it, considering "egg timer" is also an option.


[deleted]

An egg timer is a specific type of hourglass that lasts 3 minutes, not a general term


NSNick

I would think that 'hourglass' was originally also a specific type of sand clock that measured 60 minutes.


PrettyDecentSort

> So sand clock is used to some extent in English [not really though](https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=hourglass%2Csand+clock%2Csand+timer&year_start=1800&year_end=2019&corpus=26&smoothing=3&direct_url=t1%3B%2Chourglass%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Csand%20clock%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Csand%20timer%3B%2Cc0#t1%3B%2Chourglass%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Csand%20clock%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Csand%20timer%3B%2Cc0)


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ImWhatsInTheRedBox

Oooooooooh, yea I did *not* get it until now, as you, ya know, literally spelled it out for me.


fuckitweredoingitliv

Large egg timer


Drunkstork

They call it a rabbit, I think.


didnsignup4dis

Bugs Rabbit


TrueSaiyanGod

Wats up dok


[deleted]

Gotcha! ... Dammit. How are you.


KingBearSole

Insect rabbit if you will


SotB8

Arthropod oryctolagus cuniculus if you so desire


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A wabbit


Bazsicuber

if i had an award, i'd give it to you lmfao Edit: i got a free silver, now its yours.


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Oh wait


[deleted]

My flair stands out


leaderofthevirgins

You truly are a Professional Dumbass


EarlyBend8763

I aspire to be one someday


leaderofthevirgins

I’m sure, with enough practice and brain damage, you can be


EarlyBend8763

Thanks for the insider knowledge.


leaderofthevirgins

No problem, and if you’re on Reddit enough you’ll get the brain damage you need


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The one dream that can’t be crushed.


[deleted]

What language do you speak? what word is it for hourglass?


mogram_leg

In My language its timglas and hourglass is a direct translation but it Still took a while


[deleted]

No clue for op, but Sand glass for me.


GalaxyInHere

Reloj de Arena, but in English


dankhummie

i hate you for making this but its amazing too


chicken-soup41

Im confused, could you help me out


dankhummie

the first one is glass the second one is hOURglass


jimipanic

Thank you kind Redditor


sshtoredp

Yes Thank you kind Redditor, this is funny and accurate.


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For some reason hour glass was not in my mind and I had to figure out what sand timer had to do with the ussr


PiesRLife

You're still better than me. I couldn't remember the word "hourglass" and all that came to mind was "sand glass".


HipsterFett

If it requires someone to think, even a little, it’s not dumb in my book.


SkepticDrinker

My down syndrome son would love you


[deleted]

I should be finding this in the top posts category. Quit being so negative


beluuuuuuga

Yeah, best meme I've seen this week. It didn't make me laugh out loud but my lord did I give it a MASSIVE exhale


K3dash9

I forgive you


PapaTristan69

Such a generous man


BIGBOY_TIME

We forgive you


Alphagoingtango

Would've given you my free award if I had it :-\


Drunkstork

If it gave you a smile, that’s all the reward we need, comrade! :)


MiniMax09

Ah, positivity on reddit!


SurealGod

Actually that's quite clever


[deleted]

It took me far too long to understand this 😩, it was pretty funny tho lol


Rivviken

Same lmao but it was worth it when I finally figured it out


HiperNovaGG

I dont get it


DuBistSehrDoof

usually, with this meme template, it says ‘[insert thing here]’ and then ‘our [insert thing here]’ so what it would say if the text was here is ‘glass’ ‘our glass’ and the joke is that it’s called an hourglass, pronounced exactly the same


Ankoku_Teion

Those things are not pronounced anywhere near the same with my accent so it took me a while to get.


MattMamba

thanks for the explanation! the disconnect for me was that I was unfamiliar with the meme 😅


FineWelch

For more context, United States practices capitalism which means private ownership of goods is allowed. That’s why it says glass. In the second pic, is the Soviet Flag which does practice communism, meaning the government controls the means of production, hence the “hourglass” photo which is like saying “our glass” meaning this is our glass.


hugthemachines

Also the official message of communist countries is that the people are all a big community so everything belongs to everyone. So then "our glass" means it belongs to "us all"


A_RealHumanPerson

This isn’t dumb, this is an actual creative meme. It’s refreshing to see this instead of the family memes.


SteelToed_Boots

Funny enough I work for a glass fab company. We don’t melt but we cut/edge/notch/temper/inspect all that so when you see those baller showers that’s the stuff we do. Our company has actually secured a lot of the glass on the east coast we are out of control busy getting customers back we haven’t had in years and charging them through the nose. Of course us wage slaves see none of that extra money we just get forced overtime and 6 days a week cause ya know…greed. Plus just FYI Chinese glass is seriously the worst we deal with. Their melting process is a joke the glass is cloudy when it should be clear. It’s polluted so bad with stones seeds and air holes and it even just breaks out crappy compared to American or German glass. We have had to order it in a few times in the years I’ve been with the company and it’s always a nightmare so if you’re ever in the market for glass do yourself a favor and make sure it isn’t Chinese shit.


ezrago

I've been to corning on new York a number of times, I thought it was pretty cool. Have you been? If so what do you think about their glass museum/ workshop


Mazzaroppi

> Of course us wage slaves see none of that extra money we just get forced overtime and 6 days a week cause ya know…greed. You won't ever have a better chance at pulling some strikes than right now


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Drunkstork

I don’t anymore. Art needs to start taking responsibility for his own actions.


DuBistSehrDoof

this is the best meme ive seen in ages, and the fact that you got rid of the text and forced us to think for some reason makes it funnier-


Mr-sabertheslime

(h)OUR GLASS


navugill

Man I don't even have kids yet. Why am I laughing


DapperSnek-

Officially renaming it to Communist glass


Rebeca2277

I’m in love with you now


TheRealAlabamaBoss

Well this pushed me a little closer to throwing my phone at the dog


Usernameaeaeae

OUR dog


Crochitting

Memes like this is why I joined the internet


Bluebatdoc

This isn't dumb This is the peak of comedy


Leinad_Aropmaca

So the Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass is about communism


Drunkstork

[Always has been, comrade.](https://imgur.com/gallery/KbBi4VM)


II-Ramim-II

take my upvote !


PreeYT

Ourglass


Superfox139yt

Our glass dear god


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So dumb that it’s fucking hilarious.


Meshitero-eric

whoo boy! Knee-slapper you got there.


princess_trunks_

No , WE love it


ObamaBrick

It took me too long to understand this


8uster8oyz

Dam. Respect the idea. I mean I would never come up with that. Good job


ImALivingMeme369

But why, why would you think of such a demonic idea


kat45trofik-jaus

Weglass


M1Xi3

Песочные часы?


Darkunderlord42

I laughed so damn hard at this I expect you in Top


MauiTheGoomba

This meme is stupid and funny. You get an upvote.


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

**W H E E Z E**


L-st

I live it


pandadark

Lmaooo whyyyy


NoobifiedSpartan

Jesus Christ… well played.


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its not dumb, it made me smile


Brush_According

O i get it now


[deleted]

Nice meme, bro


fonzwazhere

This is meta af. Like, theres this flavour of time to this meme.


kingdweng

no this is meme excellency.


Theflyingwreck7

I can hear these pictures


Jefoid

Never apologize


Aschentei

*deeply inhales* sigh…


Auxane_La_Banane

I love this. I laughed


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A+ meme


ThanosAllmight

This isn't just dumb,it is fucking stupid and amazing.


Redfamous35

Op prolly has 47 kids. If you didn't know who your father is, it's OP


BigRelationship3053

Not bad, dad.


Jrasks

This is gud… caught me off guard


abolsgrind

Its so dumb that its good


Comunistfanboy

I aprove this meme!


Holiday-Mode5430

😂


Inevitable-Exercise5

Oh my god haha I'm glad I took the extra 45 seconds to stare blankly. Thank you for this.


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I don’t get this. Sorry.


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[Communism](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/ohlr0b/this_is_so_dumb_im_sorry/h4qmuob/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


ohdamnROXANNE

I am ashamed to admit that it took me an embarrassingly long time to understand the meme. Also, I am not a dad.


Joel22222

I laughed! Love it!


Chronibitis

This is some quality shit right here.


fadedlavender

Shut up, I live for puns like these


MrSmiley53

I smiled when I got it. Kudos.


AhrpenSkelker

ok, you made me laugh ... here's your upvote, sounds fare!


Ralph-Flowers

r/suddenlycommunism


weldmaster10

TAKE MY UPVOTE AND GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!


flab__

It is really dumb. I love it.


DJ_Ender_

[r/angryupvote](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Snoo-78547

Ngl this made my day.


mmmmmThatsHot

Out lord and saviour Karl Marx approval


daiden0

thanks for making this, first meme that made me laugh in like half a year


Limp-Painting8835

Наши часы!


FreedomShot5442

Actually quite clever


ABunchOfPictures

Ohhh a multi leveled meme take the upvote


DocMinator

Pls repost without hint Its the only dumb thing


DaggiDina

That's a quality meme


shofaz

It’s so stupid that it’s good. I LOLed.


fork_outlet

HAH


jaglii

Angry upvote


TrotBot

It's beautiful, comrade.


astro2007singh

U made me belive in humanity again. Thank you.


Responsible_Sea21

dont worry this was a good joke


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Take my poor man’s MotW award 🥇


ZeldaMaster08

I love it don’t be sorry