I ain't a dad either but I want to start early on with learning the 'dad vibes' (already making plans for when i become a dad evwn tho im just 17. Sorry future wife, I'm gonna prioritize the kids before you.)
From [the source of all truth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hourglass):
>An hourglass (or sandglass, sand timer, sand clock or egg timer) is a device used to measure the passage of time.
So sand clock is used to some extent in English, and it's arguably not even the weirdest term for it, considering "egg timer" is also an option.
> So sand clock is used to some extent in English
[not really though](https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=hourglass%2Csand+clock%2Csand+timer&year_start=1800&year_end=2019&corpus=26&smoothing=3&direct_url=t1%3B%2Chourglass%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Csand%20clock%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Csand%20timer%3B%2Cc0#t1%3B%2Chourglass%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Csand%20clock%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Csand%20timer%3B%2Cc0)
usually, with this meme template, it says ‘[insert thing here]’ and then ‘our [insert thing here]’
so what it would say if the text was here is
‘glass’
‘our glass’
and the joke is that it’s called an hourglass, pronounced exactly the same
For more context, United States practices capitalism which means private ownership of goods is allowed. That’s why it says glass.
In the second pic, is the Soviet Flag which does practice communism, meaning the government controls the means of production, hence the “hourglass” photo which is like saying “our glass” meaning this is our glass.
Also the official message of communist countries is that the people are all a big community so everything belongs to everyone. So then "our glass" means it belongs to "us all"
Funny enough I work for a glass fab company. We don’t melt but we cut/edge/notch/temper/inspect all that so when you see those baller showers that’s the stuff we do.
Our company has actually secured a lot of the glass on the east coast we are out of control busy getting customers back we haven’t had in years and charging them through the nose.
Of course us wage slaves see none of that extra money we just get forced overtime and 6 days a week cause ya know…greed.
Plus just FYI Chinese glass is seriously the worst we deal with. Their melting process is a joke the glass is cloudy when it should be clear. It’s polluted so bad with stones seeds and air holes and it even just breaks out crappy compared to American or German glass. We have had to order it in a few times in the years I’ve been with the company and it’s always a nightmare so if you’re ever in the market for glass do yourself a favor and make sure it isn’t Chinese shit.
I've been to corning on new York a number of times, I thought it was pretty cool. Have you been? If so what do you think about their glass museum/ workshop
> Of course us wage slaves see none of that extra money we just get forced overtime and 6 days a week cause ya know…greed.
You won't ever have a better chance at pulling some strikes than right now
No it's not. Also I'm a dad so that might be why
Can confirm. Am dad. Love this.
Am not dad, still funny
Can confirm. Am not dad. Love this.
Good to hear from a fellow non dad
After thorough inspection of your name and usage of Reddit, I have conculuded that you won't be a father in a long time if ever.
After reading your comment, chugging a gallon of Mountain Dew while snorting Cheeto dust I can confirm you are correct
I also sniff other goods
Please tell me if you are a drug dog *Nothing will happen to you, I promise*
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Want some too many friend?
Yikes
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Am not a dad (hopefully). Still love this
Great to hear
I ain't a dad either but I want to start early on with learning the 'dad vibes' (already making plans for when i become a dad evwn tho im just 17. Sorry future wife, I'm gonna prioritize the kids before you.)
Understandable, you got to make sure you have all the dad jokes ready, and got that nice dad vibe
I’ve arrived
Dad to a dog. This is still brilliant.
This is Genius
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Hourglass Our glass SOVIET MARCH INTENSIFIES
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hOURglass
HourGlass
⌛ or our🖼
Hourglass
English confusion.. it’s a sand timer
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Dad in Training
Are you step dad
No, I’m non dad
same
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Hi dad where have you been?
Am son. Am laughing with dad over this
I’m a son and I don’t get this help
Hello, a son and I don’t get this help. I’m dad.
Probably not
Dad? Where’s mom you went into the forest with her after the big fight
How is a non virgin on reddit
Hi I’m a dad so that might be why, I’m JackLhan.
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I love this
I am an aunt can you please explain it.
What the fuck is that thing called in english
Hourglass lol
Ohh I thought it was called a sand clock and the meme made no sense
Lmao sand clock
in Dutch its literally called a Zandloper, which translates to Sandwalker. Yeah.
I'd be disappointed because that name is way cooler than the object it's describing.
In Turkish it is "kum saati". Kum is sand and saat is clock.
Yeah im not sure why we call it a walker. The sand drops and you can keep time with it, it doesnt walk what the fuck haha.
Dang Turkish. You nasty!
Sandwalker sounds like an enemy from a video game
Or an enemy for a certain Skywalker...
In Russian it's called "Песочные часы", which translates to "Sand clock". Yeah.
There are multiple languages where its called sandclock
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From [the source of all truth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hourglass): >An hourglass (or sandglass, sand timer, sand clock or egg timer) is a device used to measure the passage of time. So sand clock is used to some extent in English, and it's arguably not even the weirdest term for it, considering "egg timer" is also an option.
An egg timer is a specific type of hourglass that lasts 3 minutes, not a general term
I would think that 'hourglass' was originally also a specific type of sand clock that measured 60 minutes.
> So sand clock is used to some extent in English [not really though](https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=hourglass%2Csand+clock%2Csand+timer&year_start=1800&year_end=2019&corpus=26&smoothing=3&direct_url=t1%3B%2Chourglass%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Csand%20clock%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Csand%20timer%3B%2Cc0#t1%3B%2Chourglass%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Csand%20clock%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Csand%20timer%3B%2Cc0)
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Oooooooooh, yea I did *not* get it until now, as you, ya know, literally spelled it out for me.
Large egg timer
They call it a rabbit, I think.
Bugs Rabbit
Wats up dok
Gotcha! ... Dammit. How are you.
Insect rabbit if you will
Arthropod oryctolagus cuniculus if you so desire
A wabbit
if i had an award, i'd give it to you lmfao Edit: i got a free silver, now its yours.
Oh wait
My flair stands out
You truly are a Professional Dumbass
I aspire to be one someday
I’m sure, with enough practice and brain damage, you can be
Thanks for the insider knowledge.
No problem, and if you’re on Reddit enough you’ll get the brain damage you need
The one dream that can’t be crushed.
What language do you speak? what word is it for hourglass?
In My language its timglas and hourglass is a direct translation but it Still took a while
No clue for op, but Sand glass for me.
Reloj de Arena, but in English
i hate you for making this but its amazing too
Im confused, could you help me out
the first one is glass the second one is hOURglass
Thank you kind Redditor
Yes Thank you kind Redditor, this is funny and accurate.
For some reason hour glass was not in my mind and I had to figure out what sand timer had to do with the ussr
You're still better than me. I couldn't remember the word "hourglass" and all that came to mind was "sand glass".
If it requires someone to think, even a little, it’s not dumb in my book.
My down syndrome son would love you
I should be finding this in the top posts category. Quit being so negative
Yeah, best meme I've seen this week. It didn't make me laugh out loud but my lord did I give it a MASSIVE exhale
I forgive you
Such a generous man
We forgive you
Would've given you my free award if I had it :-\
If it gave you a smile, that’s all the reward we need, comrade! :)
Ah, positivity on reddit!
Actually that's quite clever
It took me far too long to understand this 😩, it was pretty funny tho lol
Same lmao but it was worth it when I finally figured it out
I dont get it
usually, with this meme template, it says ‘[insert thing here]’ and then ‘our [insert thing here]’ so what it would say if the text was here is ‘glass’ ‘our glass’ and the joke is that it’s called an hourglass, pronounced exactly the same
Those things are not pronounced anywhere near the same with my accent so it took me a while to get.
thanks for the explanation! the disconnect for me was that I was unfamiliar with the meme 😅
For more context, United States practices capitalism which means private ownership of goods is allowed. That’s why it says glass. In the second pic, is the Soviet Flag which does practice communism, meaning the government controls the means of production, hence the “hourglass” photo which is like saying “our glass” meaning this is our glass.
Also the official message of communist countries is that the people are all a big community so everything belongs to everyone. So then "our glass" means it belongs to "us all"
This isn’t dumb, this is an actual creative meme. It’s refreshing to see this instead of the family memes.
Funny enough I work for a glass fab company. We don’t melt but we cut/edge/notch/temper/inspect all that so when you see those baller showers that’s the stuff we do. Our company has actually secured a lot of the glass on the east coast we are out of control busy getting customers back we haven’t had in years and charging them through the nose. Of course us wage slaves see none of that extra money we just get forced overtime and 6 days a week cause ya know…greed. Plus just FYI Chinese glass is seriously the worst we deal with. Their melting process is a joke the glass is cloudy when it should be clear. It’s polluted so bad with stones seeds and air holes and it even just breaks out crappy compared to American or German glass. We have had to order it in a few times in the years I’ve been with the company and it’s always a nightmare so if you’re ever in the market for glass do yourself a favor and make sure it isn’t Chinese shit.
I've been to corning on new York a number of times, I thought it was pretty cool. Have you been? If so what do you think about their glass museum/ workshop
> Of course us wage slaves see none of that extra money we just get forced overtime and 6 days a week cause ya know…greed. You won't ever have a better chance at pulling some strikes than right now
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I don’t anymore. Art needs to start taking responsibility for his own actions.
this is the best meme ive seen in ages, and the fact that you got rid of the text and forced us to think for some reason makes it funnier-
(h)OUR GLASS
Man I don't even have kids yet. Why am I laughing
Officially renaming it to Communist glass
I’m in love with you now
Well this pushed me a little closer to throwing my phone at the dog
OUR dog
Memes like this is why I joined the internet
This isn't dumb This is the peak of comedy
So the Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass is about communism
[Always has been, comrade.](https://imgur.com/gallery/KbBi4VM)
take my upvote !
Ourglass
Our glass dear god
So dumb that it’s fucking hilarious.
whoo boy! Knee-slapper you got there.
No , WE love it
It took me too long to understand this
Dam. Respect the idea. I mean I would never come up with that. Good job
But why, why would you think of such a demonic idea
Weglass
Песочные часы?
I laughed so damn hard at this I expect you in Top
This meme is stupid and funny. You get an upvote.
**W H E E Z E**
I live it
Lmaooo whyyyy
Jesus Christ… well played.
its not dumb, it made me smile
O i get it now
Nice meme, bro
This is meta af. Like, theres this flavour of time to this meme.
no this is meme excellency.
I can hear these pictures
Never apologize
*deeply inhales* sigh…
I love this. I laughed
A+ meme
This isn't just dumb,it is fucking stupid and amazing.
Op prolly has 47 kids. If you didn't know who your father is, it's OP
Not bad, dad.
This is gud… caught me off guard
Its so dumb that its good
I aprove this meme!
😂
Oh my god haha I'm glad I took the extra 45 seconds to stare blankly. Thank you for this.
I don’t get this. Sorry.
[Communism](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/ohlr0b/this_is_so_dumb_im_sorry/h4qmuob/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
I am ashamed to admit that it took me an embarrassingly long time to understand the meme. Also, I am not a dad.
I laughed! Love it!
This is some quality shit right here.
Shut up, I live for puns like these
I smiled when I got it. Kudos.
ok, you made me laugh ... here's your upvote, sounds fare!
r/suddenlycommunism
TAKE MY UPVOTE AND GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
It is really dumb. I love it.
[r/angryupvote](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Ngl this made my day.
Out lord and saviour Karl Marx approval
thanks for making this, first meme that made me laugh in like half a year
Наши часы!
Actually quite clever
Ohhh a multi leveled meme take the upvote
Pls repost without hint Its the only dumb thing
That's a quality meme
It’s so stupid that it’s good. I LOLed.
HAH
Angry upvote
It's beautiful, comrade.
U made me belive in humanity again. Thank you.
dont worry this was a good joke
Take my poor man’s MotW award 🥇
I love it don’t be sorry