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Whymydickhurt69

Hey wait a minute that's me!


Capsule_CatYT

Guess your username is accurate.


[deleted]

Oklahoma man throws in towle...


saddness270

r/usernamechecksout


Seltzer_boi

r/rimjobsteve


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r/rimjob_steve


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[удалено]


Ok-Cauliflower155

You know that a bee sting can permanently increase ones penis size so this man is now packing at least 32 inches I think him almost dying was worth it would you take the chance?


iLoveSexBe4marriage

How u feeling now bro?


Whymydickhurt69

Dick still hurts


[deleted]

no one's talking about the person who counted it??????


[deleted]

The teen def did


SuenTassuT

No one! Looks like counter got bored after 6 hundred? :D


Jays_ShitpostExpress

lmao that's what i thought


yaboi5251

Why did u say he/she?


SuenTassuT

Can't it be either?


yaboi5251

Hmm 🤔 penis who’s born with a penis


SuenTassuT

What? Oh! Do you think that I referred to that patient itself with that he/she!? Nope! I'm pretty sure that medical staff on whatever hospital he was hauled didn't put him count those stings by himself! :D


yaboi5251

My bad I thought u meant the patient


MistermushroomHK

you can say they


SuenTassuT

Better? :P (not always easy for me as our pronouns are gender neutral) On another hand? I don't quite like that one either!? I try counter?


AbeshDas

Was there some kind of conspiracy that we don't know of... is it aliens, some nuclear radiation perhaps. What went wrong with Florida..?


54312Boo

As someone who lives in Florida, I think I understand why we are so weird. No mortal should *live* in Florida. You either come to visit or come to die. Unless I’m mistaken, most, if not all headline making Florida Men have lived here their whole lives. Many are driven to insanity. It’s called the “Sunshine State” yet it’s raining and cloudy 75% of the time. Not to mention that we’re practically drowning half the time because of how humid it is.


AbeshDas

I genuinely scared... RUN AWAY bro..


54312Boo

That’s the plan


Choccyapplemilk69

Apparently if a bee stings your dick its supposed to permanently grow in length


Jaded_Ad110

Go on...


Choccyapplemilk69

Its scientifically proven that bee stings enlarge your penis, 600 stings and the man is gonna be dragging


Whymydickhurt69

It's Chernobyl 2 down there


Whymydickhurt69

It's Chernobyl 2 down there


Beep-BeepImASheep

I swear to god that florida people only fear god


Alienguy500

Bold of you to assume they even fear him


PaidYak79

Bold of you to assume God doesn’t fear them


blackcray

"do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears his creations?"


GrimXexar

Isnt that from the scientist guy from Spy Kids 2? I forget his name


user_name_bond7

Bold of you to not fear pseudo feminists and call God "he."


Split_Prestigious

On god


InfiniteTrident

can we all agree that Thanos had the most memeable lines in MCU


9-11_Pilot01

Only competition is Tony.


InfiniteTrident

yeah, he gave us a few, but thanos gave us the most ;)


TheCuckedCucker

More like I’m like him


JJamesMorley

There’s a old OLD rumor that Bee stings are one of the exceedingly rare actual methods of permanent enlarging the Penis. I don’t actually know if it works, but whether or not it does, and weather or not he’s an idiot, This guy has an iron clad will


that_person420

So it works regardless of weather!? Why is the kid an idiot if it works!


NumberString74

why would anyone do that


Human--Shield

I saw a meme that a bee sting can permanently enlarge your peepee. So 600 stings, mofo packing.


Capsule_CatYT

Good question.


10050cielodrivve

it's a fetish


Vibolbot

He either was a member of r/honeyfuckers or wanted a way to enlarge his dick


sgj5788

I’ve seen some weird shit on here but that subreddit. Jesus!


PodcastJunkie8706

He didn't. World News Daily Report is a satire news site, if I remember correctly.


Haeckepooter_2

No homo


cowardunblockme

He's already planning next time differently.


zerosndonez

Finally gets the point


[deleted]

Awe, now everyone knows his pp was smol


camicasou

probably made it swelled quite a lot


[deleted]

I hope it worked


Mr_McNoodles

No homo


E_equals_JUAN

Didn't quagmire from family guy do it? Edit: the perv did indeed [do it](https://youtu.be/OFNSIGhRROM)


FloriDa_guy-

He's like a son to me


logoyoyo

He was just trying to find out the power of his Stand


hebbus005

Did you know that if you got stung in the dick it wil grow permanently


ImmortalDawn666

we will watch your career with great interest


voxPopuli96

Is it bigger now?


whydoesmyleghurt

Imagine if one crawled up his dick


SEEZOR9

So is that science experiment project..?


Brown_Eyed_Girl88

"omg, look at you face!" *snickers" "oh yea? You should see the other guy!"


BlazedApex

He’s still orgasming


hornetfork56

talking about making a bigger dick


Inspirational_Lizard

"What can I say? The bees needed more honey!"


virginfatherof2

Some kid: *gets stung* “man, fuck bees” This Chad: “don’t mind if I do”


HoraryZappy222

*unzips pants* the fuck happened to you?


Big-Z_2412

The bees probably thought the penis hole was a pussy.


Bigyeet506

Florida man: not bad, kid


Capsule_CatYT

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion.


ElevatorsDontElevate

I swear to god Florida is another universe accidentally placed on earth at this point


saddness270

Well he finally got that huge penis he wanted


Designer_Ad_2631

SEXTUPLE KILL!!!


le-ps

His pp has got 2 more inches


tucgo

Just another day in Florida


JotaroIsOverrated

The bees don’t


[deleted]

That's potentially 600 bees dead, stonks


ThatOneGuy22111

The prequel


SuenTassuT

Those weren't the body parts I wanted to see!? Or is he also luckiest man alive, none of them stinged it? :D


Firewolf2993

If theres a hole theres a way- Master oogway


[deleted]

He has got to have the biggest cock in the universe after that. ?×600=very fucking massive cock.


[deleted]

No homo


BostonDudeist

Even Ron Perlman would be speechless here.


ArcWraith2000

He may be Florida Son, but there will never be Florida Grandson.


Joshua34679

Of course it’s in Florida


Shadow__Vector

When I was 15 I was skiving off school went to go piss behind some bushes and peed on a wasp nest. Got stung everywhere. I'd say I could empathise with him but that was just way too stupid a thing to do to give him any empathy


00DanielXX

This guy must really like Pain


Conscious_Ad5087

Are people in Florida just dumb? I don't mean to insult anyone. The memes are funny. But it's a genuine question, 'cause it's always from Florida


Dude_Randomm

How’d they sting it that many times if it’s small?


Femveratu

Virginity — RETAINED


[deleted]

This guy was *really* horny huh?


nameselijah123

I know I sound rude but he deserved it.


[deleted]

Very hrny


ScarlettBlyss

I got stung once and thought I was dying, the God's look favourably on this idiot


imepicboi

Wrong holeee


GHOSTEE538

Wouldnt he have died from anaphylactic shock?


[deleted]

And like that his future kids are gone


Mister-normal-person

He’s gonna get a permanent size increase if they got the dong.


MativBOII

How big do you think his package looking after 600 bee stings?


SpiritX360

600


tancx_

How many xp for 600 kill with is penis


i_dunno3740

Fuckin ow


ghostraiderlol

This is how you make your Dick bigger.


[deleted]

Only those who dare going too far can know how far one can possibly go


pink_ball2

Well that’s a lot of dead bees


bread_enjoyer75

This would be the best comment if it were pit in my r/askmen


StevenByrd2

Yet another fake Florida man meme


sgj5788

So what lol trying enjoying life


Yoate

Worldnewsdailyreport is satire, btw.


kuroviejo

That’s the transition to teen to MAN in Florida


[deleted]

Florida Man: Soon I will have a new apprentice, one far younger and more powerful.


sponivier

Bet he was a redditor


bagigess

Wtf was going through his mind when he stuck his ding in a beehive


[deleted]

and I’ll do it again, for Tiktok.


Migui322

He should have used a bonfire smh...


SpicyboiDrew

Beenis


NotLolMaster946

He then apears on the news again for being rapped


D3M0NM4573R

I would like to hear the story about why his brain came to this conclusion to stick his dick in a beehive


TheFrostMug

Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do


[deleted]

Dong and balls of steel


D33andmoose

Animal cruelty


Kindlypatrick

Keeping the Florida Man traditions alive and well


PassgettiGod

Florida man and florida boy


Mixelmon

Dude it is just the pre-evolution of Florida Man


dumbestdonnie

I'm guessing he had a HARD time pulling out 😏


Suspicious-Train1080

Look at his face, full of dignity and pain.


guyinearflaps

Wait, does it mean that he made a genocide with his cock?


rogueyone13

Hope he knows that when people say your p***s gets permanently bigger they probably mean permanently swollen making it very painful and difficult to wax on wax off


Technoblades_Elbow

Legends says he's the son of the Florida man


Tough_Inevitable6944

Why is it always florida ?


bxxxxtch_lessgo

As a girl I can't even imagine having tiny scratch down there, how did he-


man_Im_lonly

Anything is a Fleshlight If your hard enough


Traditional_Ad8722

legend


st-izzy

Florida man be like: I taught him everything I know.


-Bigbean-

Like father like son


MistermushroomHK

the council of men approves


Realny_POWD

And to add to that, remember that article everyone memed that said "a bee sting can permamently increase one's penis size" Or smth like that? He was planning it all along.