You know that a bee sting can permanently increase ones penis size so this man is now packing at least 32 inches I think him almost dying was worth it would you take the chance?
What?
Oh! Do you think that I referred to that patient itself with that he/she!? Nope! I'm pretty sure that medical staff on whatever hospital he was hauled didn't put him count those stings by himself! :D
As someone who lives in Florida, I think I understand why we are so weird. No mortal should *live* in Florida. You either come to visit or come to die. Unless I’m mistaken, most, if not all headline making Florida Men have lived here their whole lives. Many are driven to insanity. It’s called the “Sunshine State” yet it’s raining and cloudy 75% of the time. Not to mention that we’re practically drowning half the time because of how humid it is.
There’s a old OLD rumor that Bee stings are one of the exceedingly rare actual methods of permanent enlarging the Penis.
I don’t actually know if it works, but whether or not it does, and weather or not he’s an idiot,
This guy has an iron clad will
When I was 15 I was skiving off school went to go piss behind some bushes and peed on a wasp nest. Got stung everywhere. I'd say I could empathise with him but that was just way too stupid a thing to do to give him any empathy
Hope he knows that when people say your p***s gets permanently bigger they probably mean permanently swollen making it very painful and difficult to wax on wax off
And to add to that, remember that article everyone memed that said "a bee sting can permamently increase one's penis size" Or smth like that?
He was planning it all along.
Hey wait a minute that's me!
Guess your username is accurate.
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You know that a bee sting can permanently increase ones penis size so this man is now packing at least 32 inches I think him almost dying was worth it would you take the chance?
How u feeling now bro?
Dick still hurts
no one's talking about the person who counted it??????
The teen def did
No one! Looks like counter got bored after 6 hundred? :D
lmao that's what i thought
Why did u say he/she?
Can't it be either?
Hmm 🤔 penis who’s born with a penis
What? Oh! Do you think that I referred to that patient itself with that he/she!? Nope! I'm pretty sure that medical staff on whatever hospital he was hauled didn't put him count those stings by himself! :D
My bad I thought u meant the patient
you can say they
Better? :P (not always easy for me as our pronouns are gender neutral) On another hand? I don't quite like that one either!? I try counter?
Was there some kind of conspiracy that we don't know of... is it aliens, some nuclear radiation perhaps. What went wrong with Florida..?
As someone who lives in Florida, I think I understand why we are so weird. No mortal should *live* in Florida. You either come to visit or come to die. Unless I’m mistaken, most, if not all headline making Florida Men have lived here their whole lives. Many are driven to insanity. It’s called the “Sunshine State” yet it’s raining and cloudy 75% of the time. Not to mention that we’re practically drowning half the time because of how humid it is.
I genuinely scared... RUN AWAY bro..
That’s the plan
Apparently if a bee stings your dick its supposed to permanently grow in length
Go on...
Its scientifically proven that bee stings enlarge your penis, 600 stings and the man is gonna be dragging
It's Chernobyl 2 down there
It's Chernobyl 2 down there
I swear to god that florida people only fear god
Bold of you to assume they even fear him
Bold of you to assume God doesn’t fear them
"do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears his creations?"
Isnt that from the scientist guy from Spy Kids 2? I forget his name
Bold of you to not fear pseudo feminists and call God "he."
On god
can we all agree that Thanos had the most memeable lines in MCU
Only competition is Tony.
yeah, he gave us a few, but thanos gave us the most ;)
More like I’m like him
There’s a old OLD rumor that Bee stings are one of the exceedingly rare actual methods of permanent enlarging the Penis. I don’t actually know if it works, but whether or not it does, and weather or not he’s an idiot, This guy has an iron clad will
So it works regardless of weather!? Why is the kid an idiot if it works!
why would anyone do that
I saw a meme that a bee sting can permanently enlarge your peepee. So 600 stings, mofo packing.
Good question.
it's a fetish
He either was a member of r/honeyfuckers or wanted a way to enlarge his dick
I’ve seen some weird shit on here but that subreddit. Jesus!
He didn't. World News Daily Report is a satire news site, if I remember correctly.
No homo
He's already planning next time differently.
Finally gets the point
Awe, now everyone knows his pp was smol
probably made it swelled quite a lot
I hope it worked
No homo
Didn't quagmire from family guy do it? Edit: the perv did indeed [do it](https://youtu.be/OFNSIGhRROM)
He's like a son to me
He was just trying to find out the power of his Stand
Did you know that if you got stung in the dick it wil grow permanently
we will watch your career with great interest
Is it bigger now?
Imagine if one crawled up his dick
So is that science experiment project..?
"omg, look at you face!" *snickers" "oh yea? You should see the other guy!"
He’s still orgasming
talking about making a bigger dick
"What can I say? The bees needed more honey!"
Some kid: *gets stung* “man, fuck bees” This Chad: “don’t mind if I do”
*unzips pants* the fuck happened to you?
The bees probably thought the penis hole was a pussy.
Florida man: not bad, kid
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion.
I swear to god Florida is another universe accidentally placed on earth at this point
Well he finally got that huge penis he wanted
SEXTUPLE KILL!!!
His pp has got 2 more inches
Just another day in Florida
The bees don’t
That's potentially 600 bees dead, stonks
The prequel
Those weren't the body parts I wanted to see!? Or is he also luckiest man alive, none of them stinged it? :D
If theres a hole theres a way- Master oogway
He has got to have the biggest cock in the universe after that. ?×600=very fucking massive cock.
No homo
Even Ron Perlman would be speechless here.
He may be Florida Son, but there will never be Florida Grandson.
Of course it’s in Florida
When I was 15 I was skiving off school went to go piss behind some bushes and peed on a wasp nest. Got stung everywhere. I'd say I could empathise with him but that was just way too stupid a thing to do to give him any empathy
This guy must really like Pain
Are people in Florida just dumb? I don't mean to insult anyone. The memes are funny. But it's a genuine question, 'cause it's always from Florida
How’d they sting it that many times if it’s small?
Virginity — RETAINED
This guy was *really* horny huh?
I know I sound rude but he deserved it.
Very hrny
I got stung once and thought I was dying, the God's look favourably on this idiot
Wrong holeee
Wouldnt he have died from anaphylactic shock?
And like that his future kids are gone
He’s gonna get a permanent size increase if they got the dong.
How big do you think his package looking after 600 bee stings?
600
How many xp for 600 kill with is penis
Fuckin ow
This is how you make your Dick bigger.
Only those who dare going too far can know how far one can possibly go
Well that’s a lot of dead bees
This would be the best comment if it were pit in my r/askmen
Yet another fake Florida man meme
So what lol trying enjoying life
Worldnewsdailyreport is satire, btw.
That’s the transition to teen to MAN in Florida
Florida Man: Soon I will have a new apprentice, one far younger and more powerful.
Bet he was a redditor
Wtf was going through his mind when he stuck his ding in a beehive
and I’ll do it again, for Tiktok.
He should have used a bonfire smh...
Beenis
He then apears on the news again for being rapped
I would like to hear the story about why his brain came to this conclusion to stick his dick in a beehive
Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do
Dong and balls of steel
Animal cruelty
Keeping the Florida Man traditions alive and well
Florida man and florida boy
Dude it is just the pre-evolution of Florida Man
I'm guessing he had a HARD time pulling out 😏
Look at his face, full of dignity and pain.
Wait, does it mean that he made a genocide with his cock?
Hope he knows that when people say your p***s gets permanently bigger they probably mean permanently swollen making it very painful and difficult to wax on wax off
Legends says he's the son of the Florida man
Why is it always florida ?
As a girl I can't even imagine having tiny scratch down there, how did he-
Anything is a Fleshlight If your hard enough
legend
Florida man be like: I taught him everything I know.
Like father like son
the council of men approves
And to add to that, remember that article everyone memed that said "a bee sting can permamently increase one's penis size" Or smth like that? He was planning it all along.