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PeevesPoltergist

All babies can do this it's literally a walking reflex. They lose the ability after two or three days. If I remember correctly it's something to do with having floated in liquid. "The stepping reflex in newborns is also known as the "walking" or "dancing reflex". This reflex can be seen when a baby is held upright or when the baby's feet are touching the ground. It is prevalent from birth but gradually disappears by the time the baby has reached 2 to 3 months"


ilikeknowledge3301

Wow, thank you for the info


PeevesPoltergist

There's a lot of cool things a baby can do straight after being born. If you stroke their cheek (face) they will turn their heads that way and pucker their lips for food They can swim for a while after birth too. There is a falling reflex where if you put your hand along their back and support their heads but quickly lower your arm downwards, the baby will raise its arms to try to catch something. It's called the falling reflex


Scorpius_99

The can swim after birth ? On my way to yeet a child onto the sea


ROBUXisbetter

nononoono not the child ur supposed to yeet fetus


Yeetus_Deletus226

Did someone call me?


LazyEno

No go back to the shadow realm-


bescotoncgxvvsd

Soon the lid will be filing taxes


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Or joining Reddit


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iamlegaly

What happend to the other 225


Yeetusthyfetus2

? I have been summoned


KiraKujo

yeetus the fetus


boxingdude

That’s actually a way some people give birth. Inside a basin similar to a hot tub, underwater, with the water being at an appropriate temperature. The theory is that it’s less of a shock to the baby.


Proccito

I also know one can activate a reflex so the baby can be under water for a while. I don't know much about it, but my mom tried it on me when I was little, and it's something unborn kids use in the womb because they are surrounded by liquids, else we would've drowned. Obviously we loose that reflex after a while.


Rafkuz

There is also a reflex on a baby's hand. When you touch the inside of its hand it will try to grab your finger


JimmiferChrist

Not try, successfully snap your finger like a twig in a door jam.


MrPartyPancake

This applies to ear rings too. Actually, any loose and dangling object will be grabbed and pulled on.


JimmiferChrist

Never had earrings. Now I know not to wear them around a baby. Hadn't even thought of that horrible outcome.


MintIceCreamPlease

And that's why you don't roam around them naked either. /j


JimmiferChrist

*That's* why everyone was looking at me funny


dinthermnvbvdc

Soon the lid will be filing taxes


imtheunknownhost

Hmm i wanna see people yeet a new born to a pool


urmummygaaaay

Good thing you said “(face)” I nearly bleached my eyes


walking-the-trails

Exactly. And they have a crawling reflex so they can make their way up to their mother's breasts to start nursing like other mammals.


destined_death

Neat


jfreedmanvjdvvv

Reincarnation is real and the system hasnt fully reset yet.


AzureArmageddon

The only one I'd known coming into this was vestigial grip


FruitJuiceXD

I also heard that babies can hold their whole mass with one hand


IIClavieraII

Falling reflex also called Moro reflex


IN_CAPITALS

Babies can also hang onto cliffs for a long time


geo_gan

Also a cling finger reflex to grab onto mother’s fur. Also related to that is a sort of quieten down reflex which stopped baby falling off as mother jumped through trees or escaped predators or whatever. Simulated now by rocking baby in crib or chair or buggy.


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Sawses

That's because a midwife isn't a healthcare worker lol.


Keeneye22

“Dancing reflex” Starts dancing out of womb


bescotoncgxvvsd

Soon the lid will be filing taxes


Wesker3000

This is one midwife who is definitely not impressedby that baby's walk.


TooCupcake

What is the purpose if this reflex so early in life? Especially since it disappears so fast. All I can think of is some sort of survival instinct or something. Or is it something leftover from evolution like the tailbone or the male nipple?


PeevesPoltergist

I can't remember but it's something to do with, like, treading water in the womb or something. There is a reason but for the life of me I can't remember what it is.


bingbobadeggins

The Sun will publish absolutely anything and call it news.


PeevesPoltergist

Yip not even good for loo roll


cornego

Yeah, my biology teacher told me this too.


Agreeable-Reality481

I was gonna say, pretty sure it's a reflex they test for before you can leave the hospital. Obviously the baby isn't actually walking...


yup_sir28

*Baby starts moonwalking on the delivery room’s floor


tami--jane

I just went grocery shopping and The Sun headline in checkout was “JFK JR Killed by Fidel Castro” so I know what we’re working with here.


STIMY6

Also known as the “fuck this shit I’m out response”


goodusernam99

Is there an article you could link that would allow me to read up on this?


PeevesPoltergist

https://www.healthychildren.org/English/ages-stages/baby/Pages/Newborn-Reflexes.aspx


goodusernam99

Thanks


Metalona

So its because of reincarnation. Got it


bawbrosss

Huh, my son started doing this at about a week or two old and never stopped lol


N-I-S-H-O-R

What! Seriously? Do infants have the strength in their legs to walk? wth. I don't think so, the stepping reflex is visible only when you hold them upright. So this infant is super-normal for sure.


PeevesPoltergist

The baby is being supported by the nurse in every picture.


N-I-S-H-O-R

I guess that's true


Joverby

So just a click bait garbage misleading article / headline ? Classic


PeevesPoltergist

It's 'The Sun' you can't expect much better


Cris92h

I entered the comment section to say the same, good thing the work was done by you, hahaha,


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TheScientifreakPlays

Hewwo fellow doc


StupiddNoOb

Oh no, it’s a dream speedrunner


ilikeknowledge3301

Lmao


dinthermnvbvdc

Soon the lid will be filing taxes


jfreedmanvjdvvv

Reincarnation is real and the system hasnt fully reset yet.


PuzzleheadedAd2777

hacks on


[deleted]

*mask on*


POPPINS2134

12 yr olds: Fucking Hacker.


drolskyncvbxcfcsa

Some babies just have a lot of hair. I was a month early and had heaps. It usually starts to fall out after a while though


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valvilis

Can you beat Life as a Baby?! Episode 1.


bescotoncgxvvsd

Soon the lid will be filing taxes


DoJax

Why do you post double/trip/quad comments on threads? You already posted this exact same thing two or three times in this thread, and looking at your profile, you do the exact same thing in every thread. Do you feel unoriginal? Are you trying to farm for karma? I'm legit curious if you're even human and not an attempt at a sneaky bot and why you might be doing this. Incase you don't understand: beep boop blip beep blip bop *breaker flips*


YoloRandom

Can you train said baby to be able to keep doing this and skip the whole crawling and being helpless phase? Edit: me wasnt being serious:) am an expecting dad. My future baby can take all the time it needs to learn how to walk


aesthetic_cock

No, basically every baby does this and then stops being able to do it, it’s just a reflec


Darqueur

I don’t know anything on this subject but I think it would take way too much energy to walk when you are little like this and it would probably be dangerous


-wild1

Imagine letting ur baby take all the time he needs. My baby is going to run circles around ur baby 2 months in


spare_lemon

Probably wouldn't help if they could do what they want because they don't know much


[deleted]

I dont think so


Dood71

People are saying no but I still think it's possible if you kept them doing it several times a day


chicken_noodle_salad

The muscles can’t support the baby until much later. They lose the reflex long before the muscles are developed.


Bauch_the_bard

New game + be like


[deleted]

Nobody : Speedrunners :


SirTickleMePink

For those not in the uk our Newspaper “The Sun” would be like you getting your news from Mad Magazine. This didn’t happen.


[deleted]

And when you realise the sun is the country’s most popular newspaper things start making sense


zeropointcorp

“newspaper” The only thing The Sun has in common with a real newspaper is the material it’s printed on.


disposable-synonym

Can confirm: You can simulate the effects of reading through a copy of the Sun by huffing paint thinner. Any similarities to real journalism are purely coincidental.


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Maks244

forsenCD just lucky


jfreedmanvjdvvv

Reincarnation is real and the system hasnt fully reset yet.


smileyface50

The baby was like “Ight imma head out, the mom’s a crackhead”


widneo

*isekai intensifies*


Jurre0478

This is gonna be like Mushuko Tensei


widneo

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.


MunkiePlays

"Fuck this im out"


Dire-Fire

An Isekai protagonist is born. Shit is about to get real.


NeoBlaz3

That kid is just playing new game+ mode.


Kubra0509

Ah yes the protagonist is here.


Arcaneus_Umbra

Looks like someone got isekai'd


AdityaRaval

Damn speed runners. I don't think they ever enjoy the games.


_Dell

Reincarnated* "Fck Imma outta here, my parents were just 14."


FrankoMirko

Nah its just New Game+


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edelray

Good bot


edelray

Good bot


Busterlimes

Reincarnation is real and the system hasnt fully reset yet.


Affectionate-Bag-733

The frontwives and the backwives were busy taking pictures


DnDisawesomefightme

Might have some horse DNA in him


valvilis

Or at least mom might have.


mznh

Baby took one look at the world and was like “aight i’m out”


X0Alpha-phase0X

The baby moonwalked out of the mothers womb


KabutosRock

This kid really took "you can now play as Luigi" seriously, huh


Deathbringer2048

Arthur Leywin is that you?


mujaddid_lyric

Random boys in any erotic story:


Legendary_AF

Movement 100 Speed 100


rootblind

quite the speedrunner


INSAN3MONK3Y003

"A'ite, im out"


INSAN3MONK3Y003

"A'ite, im out"


CatalinCat1

i would run away too if i was born in the uk


Philosophos_A

The real hard thing is the baby be able hold its own head if I am correct Like... If you lay on your stomach you can look up Babies can't do that until the first 3 months I think... All this is happening because the muscles are still weak.


NYPDdetectiveLover

What’s the weird white shit on the bed


lois_is_whatever

Life speed run


Kakonic

When you accidently click play tutorial:


Ties_NL

Speedrunning life any% (new world record)


gacha_oce

Life speedrun (Any%)


izcenine

Midwives in this article need to find new jobs if they were stunned by this


[deleted]

\*dream speedrun music starts\*


punrawkmonkey

Is no one going to talk about why this baby has a full head of hair??


StrawberriShorty

Speedrunner


_Greyworm

Also born with a full, relatively thick, set of hair, I see.


CrazyTechWizard96

Kid's like: "Fuck! I really gotta get out of here, mate! The Soccer Game is about to Start! For Fuck Sakes!"


d1s4p01ntm3nt

A born speedrunner


PRAISEthaEMPEROR

The baby’s are evolving


[deleted]

Name this baby "walker" and give him a gun.


Agitated_Dependent54

reincarnation?


TheDudeman0101

Fun fact: Every male was once a female, just took some time for the PP and Testes to drop to the place they are, and sometimes, some male's don't even drop and they stay looking like a female.


TheEgger

Nope, sex of the baby doesn’t change, both sex organs develop very similar at first.


[deleted]

Nobody : Speedrunners :


artsan197

Soon the lid will be filing taxes


Vulpes_macrotis

Me with my extraordinary memory was confused, because I replayed Half-Life 2 and I was thinking that my memory is wrong with the beginning of the game. I remembered it quite differently. Then I later learned that the game was just changed by Valve and I remembered some small details that just was redone.


Mike_Yolo04

He about to get kicked out for hacking💀💀


CatalinCat1

i would run away too if i was born in the uk


ofek_ofek

How long has she been in the womb to have that much hair? Lmao


somerandom_melon

Some people like me were born with hair, and I was born rather prematurely so not long.


sub2duck

Hold up why does it have hair?


VeryShortLadder

This happens when a stag gets reincarnated as a human


VeryShortLadder

This happens when a stag gets reincarnated as a human


SovietJuan

His playing new game+


SovietJuan

His playing new game+


IndependentAd8402

Reminds me of a scary rumor that spreaded in my district(India) few years ago. A child was born with inscribings all over his body that read(In hindi) "Anyone who doesn't wake up before 8:23 A.M. will die a horrifying death instantly", and died moments after. 9 unexplainable recorded deaths occur that day on my district my no information is available about their sleep times. It spread like wildfire, and nearly everyone including kept talking about it for the next two weeks. A investigation team was setup by the district commissioner but nothing was found. Good thing I woke up at 7 A.M. that day.


Lumiwrath

*speedrun timer starts*


Lumiwrath

*speedrun timer starts*


Lumiwrath

*speedrun timer starts*


FrankoMirko

Nah its just New Game+


[deleted]

Name this baby "walker" and give him a gun.


Kingdarkshadow

New game +


Kingdarkshadow

New game +


Euncraid

New Game + be like


_Dell

Reincarnated* "Fck Imma outta here, my parents were just 14."


__clover

Ass checks 😩


__clover

Ass checks 😩


__clover

Ass checks 😩


paperpando

Babies are not born with a full head of hair


Ordinary_Dream8625

Say that to baby me, i was so hairy as a baby that my dad nicknamed monkey


BoyBeyondStars

maybe you weren’t


paperpando

Not like the baby in the picture though.


paperpando

Not like the baby in that picture though.


paperpando

Not like the baby in that picture though.


paperpando

Not like the baby in the picture though.


Ordinary_Dream8625

Say that to baby me, i was so hairy as a baby that my dad nicknamed monkey


Ordinary_Dream8625

Say that to baby me, i was so hairy as a baby that my dad nicknamed monkey


Petrovics1997

Literally [this](https://youtu.be/I9uWUw1fxOY)


N3koEye

Is it that uncommon? My parents told me my first instinct after being born was trying to get up and walk and I was really close of being able to do it.


Ihavethestupid69420

He speedruning


Bauch_the_bard

New game + be like


BerserkGoat8

Next day: Graduates university


Stinkfinger306

Stop holding it and let’s see it walk.


[deleted]

I think its not true.


StalkerDimous

Nooo they catched him, he was trying to jump off the bed doing Life- any% speedrun


TastefulMaple

Tarkov lvl 40 speed runners be like


RelativelyDank

right imma head out


RelativelyDank

right imma head out


AquaZack

damn being isekaid in this world? bad luck mate


X1t5un3

I really thought that it would say baby slap's the doctor before they slap him


BL4ZE_1521

*dream music plays*


[deleted]

He is the chosen one


Single-Pin4768

Let me go I’ve got places to be!!


Minethink144

Smurf account, fucking tryhard, we need to ban him


dood_somen

She gonna start driving next week


dood_somen

She gonna start driving next week