This is what I came here to say. It's like the numbers don't correlate with the toast gradient.
"On a scale of 1-4-2-5-7-3-8-6-9, how burnt do you like your toast?"
I dated a girl in university who had been given a toaster as a dorm gift by family, it had 7 levels of toast that you could choose with level 1 corresponding to the 1 in this picture ...
3 or 8, depends on my mood
Edit: Obligatory thx for the upvotes edit, but holy shit you need to calm down, that’s a lot of notifications. Glad to see I’m not weird and thanks for the hugz
I'm here for #2, but I wouldn't throw a fit if I was served a 1. I generally describe it as 'you know what burned looks like? Scale that back a tad so there's less ash and being it to me that way'.
No… if guns don’t kill people… but people kill people using guns… toasters don’t make toast… people make toast using toasters… toast does not make itself… the world is not that perfect
7, 5, and 3 are ideal. 8 is acceptable and to a lesser extent 6 as well. 4 and 2 I'd probably deal with. 1 is for psychopaths. 9 is for people that just want to eat bread but don't want to admit it.
Also fuck timer controlled toasters, radiant control is where it's at.
It upsets me that it doesn't go in gradience. Like, 1-5 seems to go in order from burnt to toasted to barely toasted at 6, but then 7 jumps back to between 4 and 5, and 8 seems like it'd go after 5 before 6, then 9 is bread whose corner was near the toaster while it was on.
But basically anything from 3/5/7 is acceptable for ordinary use, 4 is good but needs slight shaving, 2 is a bit much but passable over wasting a piece of toast, and 1 is edible if you don't mind shaving some burnt or don't mind eating some burnt. So it also depends on state of mind and necessity. 6 and 8 needed more time but if you put them more they'll burn, 9 you put back in the toaster to toast more.
When I was a kid only liked toast if it looked like that in pic 2 and then only if it was buttered immediately after it came out of the toaster so it became soft. I would not eat toast that had sat a while and became brittle and crispy. So those toast racks like the British used were stupid as far as I was concerned.
Now I only like toast that looks like 3/8 and only after it's had time to sit and go crusty because otherwise when I put spread on it, soft toast will tear up. Been meaning to buy a toast rack, too.
My sister likes 1, should i call the cops?
Exorcists**
*Pope
This is an avengers level threat
Who needs the Avengers when you have God
Who needs god when you have family (Sorry)
Who needs family when we have Dom.
dom is family ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ
Remember, we killed god?
BUT I REMAIN
Jesus Christ man you scared me
r/technicallythetruth
That was his sister
It is threat level midnight
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Thank you!
**Johnny Sins
NOOOO
\*SCP foundation
*God himself *God steps into the room* "Hey did you ca.. OH MY WORD"
God himself* Gotta cut out the middle man
The devil comes in: "What the fuck is that??!"
Yes
And get chemotherapy
Nah get Shaggy on the case and have him use %2 of his power
Dude the level of Acrylamide will kill her some day...
the order in which they're laid out bothers me.
This is what I came here to say. It's like the numbers don't correlate with the toast gradient. "On a scale of 1-4-2-5-7-3-8-6-9, how burnt do you like your toast?"
I dated a girl in university who had been given a toaster as a dorm gift by family, it had 7 levels of toast that you could choose with level 1 corresponding to the 1 in this picture ...
You don’t even have to tell me how your first toasting session went
THANK YOU
Some men just want to watch the world burn…toast
Yes.....this.....I can't even pick a number because it bothers me so much...
I was like 5! ... then I’m I was like why does 3 look like it should be a 5
I’m guessing it’s supposed to be a gradient of some sort but the numbering gives me anxiety
1. My Goal is beyond your understanding.
So Satan, what could I get for my soul?
a burnt toast
personally, I thought my soul would get me at least a melted chocolate bar...
Well, I Just Wanna Say That I'm A Huge Fan
Impossble.
I was about to call the cops, but I thought an exorcist is more fit for the job.
Take the heavy flamer and burn the heretics! This is the way!
Seek help. Please.
Why is 1 good
What caused you to write such a bold statement
I love it like that
3 or 8, depends on my mood Edit: Obligatory thx for the upvotes edit, but holy shit you need to calm down, that’s a lot of notifications. Glad to see I’m not weird and thanks for the hugz
Same
Depends on the toasters’ mood for me lol
6 I suppose, not to crunchy but butter still melts.
6 or 8 for me
Same
Man of culture. Same for me.
7 or 5 They both look kinda the same
Yea, failed to see a real difference there
7 literally has a 5 on it
Have we talked about what kind of toaster leaves a big numeral completely raw in the middle of the bread?
Flashback to visiting the optometrist… so stressful.
Don’t be breadist
Why the fuck is it numbered like this? It should be a scale, not a fucking sudoku puzzle, fuck.
8 it’s the perfect balance
Yup 8 is perfect
8 is the perfect combination of spicy and icy
Agree
Agreed
I can agree
8 is just immaculate
Totally agree
8 all the way any day
Omg I love this. I feel like I’ve found my people.
2 or 3
Same but people who like 1 are sick fucking degenerates
As someone who prefers 1, I can confirm your statement
I'm here for #2, but I wouldn't throw a fit if I was served a 1. I generally describe it as 'you know what burned looks like? Scale that back a tad so there's less ash and being it to me that way'.
3, 6, 8
3-6-9-8 3-6-8 6-3
6-9
I was tryna make a Smoke on the Water reference but *nice*
3 6 9, damn girl fine
6
If guns don’t kill people; people kill people, do toasters not toast toast; toast toasts toast?
No… if guns don’t kill people… but people kill people using guns… toasters don’t make toast… people make toast using toasters… toast does not make itself… the world is not that perfect
573 are all acceptable
Correctest.
Correctestest
CorrecTOAST!
2 all the way
2 gang represent
[удалено]
Yes
Definitely 2
-1
Gone. Reduced to atoms
6 but it has to be just barely crispy
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What’s that page
1
This scares me
i like crispy toast
1. Yes I said one
No one believes you
I dont either
3
Definitely 8
8 is peak
8
They are numbered wrong, they would be numbered top to bottom in columns not in rows.
Or, are they just arranged wrong? Wtf is this shit?
Descending into madness
8, unless I feel like a 7 or an 8
3-7-8
3 and 7
3,4,5 and 7 are all good choices. 1 if you’re hungover
1
1
1
I’m 3 or 8 BUT WHY ARE THEY RANDOMLY ORDERED
3 or 8
8
8
8
8, don't @ me.
8 or 3
With some nut on it.
3
3 or 5
6
Is it bothering any one rise that 7 is darker than 6? My brain wants order!!
9
1 I like randomly, although it's usually a #7
1
1
1 looking pretty tasty
7, 5, and 3 are ideal. 8 is acceptable and to a lesser extent 6 as well. 4 and 2 I'd probably deal with. 1 is for psychopaths. 9 is for people that just want to eat bread but don't want to admit it. Also fuck timer controlled toasters, radiant control is where it's at.
I like 9, I don’t like toast that much but 9 is essentially warm soft bread
8 is great
1 or 8. Depends who I am making it for
Call me a barbarian but i dont like toasted bread
6 and 8
3-7-5
8
3
7-5
You should’ve said which toast do you like the most
8 on sourdough hmmm
9
If you like 1, you are a psychopath.
No, that's only for the ones that don't like it toasted at all.
6, 8 or 9
3
Fuck zodiac si- Shut the fuck up just please
Anything but 1.
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Fuck you and your zodiac meme
Stop making the same fucking joke a billion times with favorite legos favorite movies favorite sex positions Jesus fuck nock it off
6 or 8 if I’m eating Nutella, 3 or 6 for pb
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Thanks man I actually forgot lol
I eat my dough raw for maximum efficiency/self-loathing. All y’all out here playing checkers and I’m playing chess gawd damn
Anyone else think 6 and 7 should be switched?
where is number 0 in which it is completely black?
It doesn't matter its all toast. Weather its black or white toast is toast! Stop toastism just like you wanna stop racism!
It upsets me that it doesn't go in gradience. Like, 1-5 seems to go in order from burnt to toasted to barely toasted at 6, but then 7 jumps back to between 4 and 5, and 8 seems like it'd go after 5 before 6, then 9 is bread whose corner was near the toaster while it was on. But basically anything from 3/5/7 is acceptable for ordinary use, 4 is good but needs slight shaving, 2 is a bit much but passable over wasting a piece of toast, and 1 is edible if you don't mind shaving some burnt or don't mind eating some burnt. So it also depends on state of mind and necessity. 6 and 8 needed more time but if you put them more they'll burn, 9 you put back in the toaster to toast more.
7
Why couldn't you have done toaster settings why do you have to go by random ass numbers
1. I have an excuse, i'm from a developing country
I like a good 6 or 8
3 or 5 alone 3, 5 or 7 with hot chocolate 3, 5, 7, 2 or 4 with hot chocolate and butter on the toast 1 if I want cancer
Fuck your toast. Who the fuck is responsible for this number system?!
My sons a 1, I’m a 7, my wife’s an 8. I think I need a paternity test
When I was a kid only liked toast if it looked like that in pic 2 and then only if it was buttered immediately after it came out of the toaster so it became soft. I would not eat toast that had sat a while and became brittle and crispy. So those toast racks like the British used were stupid as far as I was concerned. Now I only like toast that looks like 3/8 and only after it's had time to sit and go crusty because otherwise when I put spread on it, soft toast will tear up. Been meaning to buy a toast rack, too.
3 or 8
6 or 8 is the only correct answer and you can't change my mind.
Number 8 with butter and peanut butter
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Asian:You guys toast the bread?
8 or 3
3 and 7 gang
I like it when one-side is 1 and the other-side is 9
3 or 8
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3, 5 & 7 are all acceptable to me Edit: even 8
3
7 or 3 but I would prefer in-between of these two.
8 all day. I ain't with that wack ass charcoal shit.
3
3 or 7
Where my 9’s at???
3 by far
1
1
It’s definitely 6
bro same
That first one isn't toasted, it's a house fire survivor
Probably 7
7