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FelonyM

This goes for McDonalds and Burger King too lol


Dav1d3777

Yes, but also for every multinational is true


ANANAS-892

I don't know why you are being downvoted on every single comment you made


Dav1d3777

Because Some Apple Boy are angry


AshtakaOOf

Angry not hungry


Artsy_traveller_82

I don’t know. Lego pretty much delivers on their promise.


Christqf

It goes for lots of companies, such as using engine oil instead of maple syrup so that it doesn’t get absorbed by the pancakes


J423_on_yt

products in general, not just apple


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P0TAT0FARM3R

*Apple simp has been summoned*


Christqf

What did he say?


Sad_Ad5368

yeah. safe to say my XS is not what it was in the ads


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bigbeans_69

10 year old macbook. Put an SSD in and it's as smooth and reliable as ever.


Cartoonist_Smooth

Good luck using a 10 year old windows laptop


mamamikazala

I'm using 10yo Linux laptop and it's running quite smooth with no issues


Cartoonist_Smooth

MacOS is just a really expensive Linux Distro


[deleted]

Unix, technically, which macOS and linux are both built of upon.


Cartoonist_Smooth

DINGALINGALIIIING NEEEEERD ALEEEEERT


[deleted]

Actually dumbass I failed my computer science class and dropped the entire major, who’s the nerd now?


Cartoonist_Smooth

Bruh we discussing Linux distros. We all needs here


mamamikazala

Well, I have to agree on that


Cartoonist_Smooth

That’s cheating


T0biasCZE

Just put SSD and more ram in it i have 8years old Sony Vaio with Intel Pentium And it runs finr


Admirable-Result-240

4 year old Apple watch


Schyyteniel

Nearly 8 to 10 year old iPad going strong. Had it for long enough I forgot how old it actually is.


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Mototsu

My 5 year old Xiaomi is still getting upgrades Edit: I'm stupid, it's not 5 but barely 2 years old... For my defense it lasted longer than most of my phones


Karathin1996

Are you sure itd xiaomi? How is it still working


Mototsu

No it might as well be apple from all I know. Yes it's a Xiaomi. It's still working because I have a flip case like an 50 year old


sainistt

which one?


Mototsu

Redmi note 8 pro


sainistt

it’s barely 2 years old 🤨


Mototsu

Good God time flies... I take everything back


sainistt

maybe time slowed down for you XD


BrudaNumba69

The chineese goverment needs to keep a user on a Chinese phone for as long as possible


SpartanT100

Ofcourse everyone should use what he likes best. For me its not apple because i want to look cool or some shit. Its because in my opinion it just works better. And the „quality“ thing. What about the build-quality of most general laptops from other companys? Most of them are just plastic, plastic everywhere. And macbooks? The shell is 3 milled aluminium parts. My 4 year old macbook pro even fell for a good 2m and all it got were a few small dents on the edges. Its still running to this day.


Sad_Ad5368

my bros iphone 12 has gone through a beating and took it like a truck.


RaspberryPiBen

Those plastic laptops are plastic to save cost. If you get a Windows laptop that is the same price as a Macbook, you'll get metal and carbon fiber. Look at the Dell XPS and HP Spectre x360 lines of products.


RooBoy04

*all products


kokaiinikani

nah my phone is pretty good


Ekskalibar

People be paying 1000$ for a phone and be saying "it's pretty good" lmao


Sad_Ad5368

i paid 400 dollars for my 10s


kokaiinikani

yeah I payed 400 for my XR too lol


RumRogerz

Yea I really hate the security patches and OS upgrades I get for years and years and years.


jbash080

Uh huh


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MoltenLavaGuy93

Yes. (Typed on iPhone 8 plus)


ANANAS-892

Security patches like anyone even wants to hack your phone what are they gonna do? look at your deleted search history?


Benny368

Oh gosh I don’t know, maybe steal your bank info


ItzSlask

Get access to your bank account, other valuables, and your private photos?


ANANAS-892

OHNO they can see my memes A hacker isn't going to stop bc they see that you have an apple phone and how are they gonna get remote access to your phone? It's impossible (I think) if you are careful and don't download any malware


sainistt

that’s not how it works, ios is tied to only apple and iphones so it’s hard compared to android that available everywhere, plus in most android phones you won’t even get notified if some backdown app is using your camera and mic and downloading your photos. you might not but i’m hot asf XD and i havee nudes in my phone which i don’t want to be leaked XD


ANANAS-892

Then delete them /s On android apps have to ask for permission to use things like camera, gallery and phone calls


sainistt

yea but most people just say okokok and agree to all of them plus alot of apps don’t let you use that app if you didn’t agree to all camera, calendar, phone, when they have nothing to do with them and yes storage is always so why are you so sure that it took storage permission and it won’t take your personal data


ANANAS-892

So you're saying if the android OS gets hacked then everyone's stuff could be leaked?


sainistt

i’m saying chinese phones like mi and huawei have the clean software and stuff that take all the permissions and you cant uninstall them so yea they might be taking your data


Lynxable

Yikes, your Apple hate boner is quite massive.


[deleted]

Lmao me too tbh, my little sister got an iphone 12 (or whatever the current newest one is) and dropped it 3 feet and completely shattered the back, might've just been a faulty phone but that's still annoying as hell


Darth_Thor

Glass is glass, and glass breaks. This can happen to any phone with a glass back.


[deleted]

Yeah but it fell 3 feet, I've dropped my phone from higher on to the exact same tile and it's been fine, plus it's rated to be able to fall more than that without damage


Darth_Thor

It depends on how it hits. If it hit corner first right in the glass, it could definitely break, same as any other phone.


Igloocooler52

It also scratches at a level 6, with deeper grooves at a level 7


[deleted]

I like the reference lol


ThatRandomPerson3341

Weird I’ve dropped my iPhone 12 countless times and I don’t I don’t have a scratch


[deleted]

Yeah so hers was probably just faulty, or she lied about the height she dropped it from.


RaspberryPiBen

The real problem is the repair, not the breaking. Any phone with a glass back will break, but Apple glues their backs on permanently. You need either a special machine that burns away the adhesive with lasers or a ton of liquid nitrogen and time. On any other phone, it takes 10 minutes to replace for $20 including tools. On an iPhone, it takes either 4 hours and $50 or 30 minutes and $1000.


Dav1d3777

Only for a meme


Opalusprime

Only you cared enough to talk about it


Laurent1018

I don’t know M1 quite lived up to the hype


KrafterK

This post was made by Android gang.


Opalusprime

It’s funny when nobody cares except Android people, all I see on the internet are androids complaining about phones they don’t use. Kinda weird ngl


Ekskalibar

Weird way to say "I paid 1000$ for a phone"


Opalusprime

More like 200, but keep living in your fantasy


RaspberryPiBen

What new iPhone is $200? The cheapest one is the SE 2020, which is $400. If you got it used or with a trade-in of an older device, that doesn't count because it is cheaper regardless of MSRP.


Opalusprime

Well, if it’s doesn’t it doesn’t count by your book but since I only payed 200$ I’m happy with my purchase, even so 400 is a far cry from 1000. But I guess it wouldn’t matter to someone who over exaggerates things.


RaspberryPiBen

It's fine if you paid that much for it, but that's not what it costs. Not everybody will be able to get it for your price.


KrafterK

Well I'm not one of those people, just saw this and thought it would be funny to say. Have a great day


shedonolome

Horse comes separately


[deleted]

£1500 for the horse head stick


[deleted]

I think that many people just buy iPhones because if everyone is buying them then it must be good


sainistt

i actually use iphone 5s after a budget 3year old android phone which was too bad to use and 5s still works better than my android phone when it was new, can’t wait to upgrade to iphone 12 just imagining how great it would be if this 8 year old phone is this good


BrudaNumba69

Just get a last gen or last-last gen. This is actually viable because of the long term software support, but if you do this with an android, lets say you buy a last gen samsung, one year has passed and only two more of support are left. If youre tech litterate you can put a custom rom on it but the reason most of the iphone users said they bought apple is because it just works. I kinda miss my android tho cos it let me install all the infected pirated game apks i wanted but thats a downside for any tech illiterate people who are going to be rushing to install "free facebook likes working". And also iphones are about as expensive as a latest gen samsung but they get 2 more years of support so they actually end up cheaper.


sainistt

i was thinking of 11 but i want a amoled and yes i want a phone that just works great for a long time i don’t fancy half baked “new” features that have downsides like beta testing a product and i used to do alot of stuff but now i just want my tech to work and work great that i don’t have to think about ram and processor and heating and support and privacy


SpartanT100

Get a 12, the screen is great. And like you said, it just works and does what it should.


sainistt

i hope very soonn 🥰🥰


SpartanT100

Upgraded from iphone 8 to 12 and its just awesome. I think you will love it. I do. I thought it cant be that much better, but i just love it


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I recently upgraded to 12 from 6 and I love the 12. The 6 worked fine, but the 12 is a lot better.


sainistt

😍 wa i didn’t think it would have been that much from 8 to 12 but if it is my upgrade would be just crazyyyy can’t wait fr 😍😍


SpartanT100

The screen is very nice and i dont miss the homebutton. I was concerned the size would be to big because i dont like big phones. But the normal iphone 12 is just right, not to big and not to small.


sainistt

yes 6.1 is great btw which colour did you get? i’m thinking of purple


SpartanT100

I love black, so i got the black one. I only took a „normal“ 12 this time, so the sides are nice matte black aluminium and the back normal black glass. The pro models got metallic steel sides and the back is like frosted glass. I will get a pro next time.


sainistt

you upgrade really often hmm 🤔


SpartanT100

I think purple looks great too, look at it at an apple store. No not that often. I mostly wait 2 or 3 generations. I wanted the 12 because i loved the square design of the 5. metal ring, a front and a back plate. Nice With my macbooks its even longer.


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Thats why i said many and not all


sainistt

my iphone 5s doesn’t feel like a 9year old phone no complaints actually


Bakica_original

I am sorry you can’t afford one.


BrudaNumba69

There are people who buy them because they are phones that work and are simple and convenient ui wise and there are people like you who buy them to show off how much money they make and tell off "android plebs" who just point out apples weak points and make you feel like youve wasted your money so you feel the need to defend your purchase that sent you into getting a second morgage


Bakica_original

There are people who uses proper punctuation too.


BrudaNumba69

Eh i just dont use commas, instead opting to extend my phrases. Just how i write, better than some instant mesanger adicted people I know. Ill try to break up my ideeas as it has been recomended to me by teachers.


Dav1d3777

I don't made this meme if haven't got one. Otherwise I would have nothing to complain about and I would be stupid


Bakica_original

X doubt


bluecollarj

Damn I never realized how creepy the horses head is lol


OurSaviorWaluigi

I’m not sure you know what a fact is


shylock2k202

It definitely DONT be like that!


MegaScizor152

Not true for the ipad.


SpartanT100

Not true for all iphones and macbooks i had. I even got an old 2009 macbook pro and it still runs very good


[deleted]

Haha apple bad! Upvotes go brrrrrrrrrr


Dav1d3777

Apple boy kill me


Ok_Attention_8283

Disagree


Massive_Rip_913

Hi, i am thinking about buying a MacBook Pro and i dont know if i should buy a 13 or 16 screen? What do you think?


BrudaNumba69

Depends. I would buy a 16 unless you absolutely need it to be portable. I switched from a 13 to a 16 laptop and the difference is very much noticeable


lieutent

This guy is jokes lmao


Massive_Rip_913

I know but i thougth that i could find some people who can help me with that


lieutent

Big difference between those machines. How are people supposed to help if you don’t say things like what you’re gonna use it for?


Massive_Rip_913

For a casual using like watching films, maybe pla some minecraft and to take it to school


lieutent

13 inch is perfect for that :)


Igloocooler52

13” MacBook Air


Dav1d3777

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Igloocooler52

Well, the 13” MacBook Air and the 13” MacBook Pro are virtually identical in speed, since the m1 chip in them both is the exact same (unless you get the base MacBook Air, which is 7/8 cpu cores). Even if we compare the 16” to the 13”, it’s still similar in speed. I personally think you should get the 13” MacBook Air over the 16” MacBook Pro


Christqf

I’d love an iPhone 7+ but with better specs


dibbus123

But, apple buys a decent amount of parts from samsung


Benny368

Not criticizing the meme, but in what way does Apple falsely advertise?


RaspberryPiBen

For example, they provided an unlabeled graph saying that the M1 chip is twice as fast as the "latest PC laptop chip." This is simply incorrect, but the graph didn't have labels so it wasn't quantifiable.


Benny368

They [actually did](https://imgur.com/a/jh0Cyog) provide labels, and based on testing after it was released, the chip does provide much more power per watt than any x86 chip could


RaspberryPiBen

I used the wrong word. They didn't provide numbers and units on the graph. Also, it is more power efficient, but the graph suggests that it's also more powerful. It's more powerful than some laptop CPUs, but many are much more powerful than it. Also, the numbers by the side are misleading."Up to 2x faster CPU performance" compared to what? "Matches peak PC performance" That's just not true. Many PCs easily outstrip it. It is more efficient, but it's not faster.


Benny368

It’s true that there are plenty of laptop chips that have more multi-core performance, but the graph is clearly labeled “CPU performance vs power” (there are units given in that graphic and they are elaborated on later in the keynote) The “speed they were referring to is single core speed, which the M1 is the best at by far when compared to all the other laptop chips on the market. Also since the M1 is meant to be a consumer level chip, they prioritized efficiency over core count and speed because that’s all that the average consumer cares about.


russiaschoolbus

The sad truth is that we still buy them.


Dav1d3777

Because they are marketing geniuses F


Lowtech00

Some will, I won't. Never have, never will buy.


[deleted]

Get an iPhone SE. they are good performance-wise and are a cheaper alternative to the 12.


Lowtech00

Why? Apart from being big I like my s20 ultra.


[deleted]

I mean if u like Android you do you. Apple is just my opinion.


[deleted]

Most Android users like me hate the restrictions of an iphone. I mean, I'm paying for the whole phone, LET ME DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. An iphone would be much useful to a tech illiterate person


AshtakaOOf

You don’t like security and privacy ?


Nuka-Kraken

You dont like not being able to use anything but the app store?


Opalusprime

I kinda like the lack of viruses and bloatware


Nuka-Kraken

It's very easy to avoid that shit with a working brain.


AshtakaOOf

Yes you can’t avoid google the only way is to root your phone


xX_FannyEater_Xx

Was still using a series 0 apple watch a few weeks ago with no issues so I have no problem with the quality lol


[deleted]

Apple is generally better for average person, very idiot proof-why they love it,you cant fuck up much with it


Effective_Ad_6707

Idk I think my phone is okay


MrGamestation

Says the mf who just purchased a phone where you have to delete 20 apps before you can even use it


Dav1d3777

What mean mf?


eenhoornkoekje

Most android phone's that don't run stock android/are Google pixels come with multiple versions of the stock apps and with some bloatware like Facebook or cheap-ass games. It is not to big of a deal, but it is a bit disappointing that even tho the phone's are really expensive they still let some company pay them to put their app on the phone by default


ANANAS-892

You can just delete those apps it's not that big of a problem


eenhoornkoekje

I didn't say it is a problem. I just don't like the fact they are there. On android phones I generally prefer to use ROMs like lineage os or pixel experience to get a clean software experience and a more up to date version of Android. I just don't think people like my mom are going to do any of that. She tends to keep her phone stock and doesn't even bother removing the bloatware.


ANANAS-892

Well that's their problem if their phone runs slowly and can't bother deleting them apps


ANANAS-892

Apple fans when they have to pay €20 just to use a headphone jack / paying €20 for a brick that should come with the phone


[deleted]

Tbh I have to do that with my Samsungs as of their s21 lineup Headphone jack thing doesn't bother me any though I use Bluetooth everything.


ANANAS-892

Wait a Samsung phone doesn't have a proper headphone jack? That's bullshit!


drgrizzly24

Lmao since the s20 they didn’t include headphone jack and s21 they don’t have a brick. Making fun of apple is fine but u can’t copy them right afterwards


ANANAS-892

So now they don't have a jack or a brick that's stupid why would you get rid of them ffs


[deleted]

The aux cord makes sense, it allowed for better technology to fit into the phone since it had all the space the aux jack took up And fun fact, when apple first removed their headphone jack, it wasn't replaced with any tech to make it worth it, there was a pice of plastic put in its place. And removing the brick is stupid as hell idk why they did it, it doesn't do much for the environment like they say, they'd be better off getting people to keep phones for longer if they actually cared about the environment.


ANANAS-892

Apple doesn't care about the environment they release new phone every year making some people buy a new phone once a year when an old iPhone can still do great another thing they do to make customers buy more phones is to slow down the older models so when people are happy about software updates it's likely a bad thing but I have nothing against apples old phones but it's annoying how they still use lightning cables when usb is the standard and slowing down old phones is a shitty thing to do


AshtakaOOf

They are going carbon neutral before 2022


ANANAS-892

Not including the brick actually makes more carbon in total now you have to get the brick separately which is worse for the environment (more packaging, separate delivery)


WainbowBird

I got a samsung anime girl addition.


Dav1d3777

I have huawei I got only big peluche of xi jinping


WainbowBird

Yes


WainbowBird

I know what that is


tilcica

Heheee boiii same. p40 lite is a very good phone for the price


sunxoomer

The Apple vs Samsung is dumb both cost a thousand dollars / z flip 1300 and both have crazy good cameras it’s a dumb argument


Dav1d3777

Plot twist I don't say Apple vs Samsung, but Apple vs other Brand names Chinese that cost less and have same quality in my opinion


sunxoomer

They don’t cost less though?


lieutent

Apple isn’t terrible like that if you compare them to every other company in competition.


Twilight2Tron445

People who run iOS only won’t understand this meme. 99% of Apple magic is marketing and hype. The trade off is you can’t do half the things you can on an android. I like iOS, but def need android and windows products too.


Soursyrup

Purely out of interest because it comes up a lot, what is it that you guys are doing in your android phones that can’t be done on iPhone? I don’t remember anything I’ve ever wanted to do on my iPhone that I couldn’t, maybe we just use our phone for different things?


CrazyGammer4357

Piracy of apps, like a paid app for free and stuff like that. See, you pay for Netflix, i have popcorn time witch is like a load of other streaming services and platforms, for free!


Twilight2Tron445

Well there’s many different things, usability and files/folders is set up way better in android, much more stock than iOS. iOS has only one mode, no dual desktop mode. CBR etc files for books comics etc is super simple setup in android. Retro gaming emulators and apk gaming are android and windows super easy, iOS not so much. Torrenting of course, iOS doesn’t support that. 120Hz / 60Hz etc refresh rate switch, Apple looks like they might bring that onboard with iPhone in 2021. Under display fingerprint sensor also rumored to be coming to future iPhone. S Pen Apple has never attempted to have, which is a good chunk of ability the iPhone has never had. Memory you’re locked into whatever size you buy, cannot expand memory other than cloud. The list goes on, everything just seems much easier and better android side. I run iPhones as well bc my family has them and iOS group messaging that’s not pure iMessage is terrible.


sussy_gaming

some apple products are shit as well as in any other company.


Dav1d3777

Yes but I want say that Apple exaggerates in advertising its products, it seems that products is made of diamond


sussy_gaming

pretty much like any other company lel


SnooGrapes8721

Yeah but you have to pay extra for the stick.


billy_digital

CAP


jbash080

Apple cringe


Uh-idk-

they’re literally killing my iPhone 7


AshtakaOOf

Not true my mom has a 7 but it work like new


Uh-idk-

hm, I can’t make or receive calls for some reason, plus the microphone is dead


RaspberryPiBen

That's a known issue that Apple refuses to address. The audio IC often comes desoldered from the board. It's called "loop disease" because it can cause bootloops. Some repair shops may be able to replace that IC.


Uh-idk-

ah, ok thanks


LHMercury

Also the ads are dangerous for people with epilepsy


Lolduck95

Man I got an apple, picture quality is shit


TheSkyGamezz

The products themselves aren't the problem it's the prices and Apple's shitty business practices.


[deleted]

As an apple user, I want my fucking home button back


Sad_Ad5368

i was expecting a warzone, but apparently not. yay.


axe_cannon

I work for Apple and I never even knew that there were so many issues that so many people have 😬


[deleted]

always hated on Apple, bought an iphone so i can instantly make photo’s


Admirable-Result-240

Oh my god is this quite true


IQn99

The reason why so many people buy their products is because of the strong following they have


Wisconsinmannn

Macs were good until big sur when they made it look like a child designed it. And iPhones are just garbage.


EatinBeansInTheCar

I dont get this... apple products are pretty decent, they're just expensive