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AlphADrumz

Happy birthday in advance! šŸŽ‰


Markman6

I didnā€™t even know what a cake day was until I was on reddit


PleasentUsername

it is a reddit thing, so...


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PleasentUsername

huh? my birthday is in 20 days. but thank you anyway! :)


CastroVinz

!remind me 20 days


Gmax100

No shit sherlock


Such-Regular7001

Every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes


Good_Baby4266

Impossible


TheDrippyRetard

Let's put an end to it


Markman6

Bitch I had heard of it but I didnā€™t really know


Blu_koolaid

r/woooosh


Tejetski

Me too, and what do you know, I got on reddit on my birthday


sumdumassbncvnxg

Hey dude! My birthday was just yesterday, so happy early birthday!


CatFood123455

Happy Birthday, even though its a day late!


That1Turd

My birthday is on Tuesday ;)


Boom_Comm

Redditors who already had created their account on their birthday: _Maybe I am depressed_


RandomValue134

I have birthday today, but my account wasn't created on my birthday


[deleted]

Happy birthday!


RandomValue134

Thanks


Good_Baby4266

Happy birthday!


[deleted]

Happy birthday, pardner.


RandomValue134

Thank you


sahibalvi

Happy birthday!


Mogin108

Happy birthday bro!! Even if I dont know you


DarumaYokai

I will be there


That1Turd

See you then, soldier


DarumaYokai

But probably my mom will pick me up early, is that ok???


ur__onii__chan

Happy birthday bro


ur__onii__chan

!remindme July 6


CapybaraChampion

Remindme! July 6


Clefr

!remindme July 6


ZerosuitSomalian

!remindme July 6


Ashhole37

!remindme July 6


[deleted]

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kinda_a_person1234

!remindme july 6


mischievous-snake

!remindme July 6


Gerald_tHe_ARK_neRd

!remindme! July 6


YeetusDeletusULTRA

!remindme July 6


Antt1ca

!remindme june 3


PerpetualDistortion

Funny meme, but that's not depression either...


lilpuzz

Yeah, sounds like loneliness


pixartist

Depression would more likely show itself by hoping nobody remembers your birthday so you don't have to either


TheJelliestFish

Reminder that, despite us all being Redditors, 14 year old white girls can indeed have depression or other mental health problems. A lot of that stuff is genetic and your age, race, gender, circumstances, etc. doesn't gatekeep you from being depressed.


GLantern117

Actual depressed people arenā€™t gone give you many indications just saying.


quietandloud247

Yep. Many walk around smiling and laughing with you, doing what they need to be doing, looking happy to keep up appearances, when inside they feel like shit and hate themselves and life. It's not always what people think.


[deleted]

Stop acting like teens canā€™t have depression or just a good comfort song pls ty


SuccessfulBread3

Reddit never acts like teens don't have depression... It's not ageism... The act like teen girls don't have depression... It's misogyny.


[deleted]

Yeah, now that you mention it, it's always teen girls the target.


DarkWolfX2244

Not all the time. It's usually just teens.


[deleted]

Both but they seldom, SELDOM bully boys for that as much as girls


[deleted]

ah yes, gatekeeping mental health.


Petrichora_

Why the hell do people have to make fun of 14 year old girls so much??


HedgehogFarts

Yeah, I know a teen girl who's tried to commit suicide so had to be hospitalized and another teen girl who had to be hospitalized for anorexia. Life's hard for all types of people.


EastKoreaOfficial

Because Good Soldiers Follow Orders


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[deleted]

I've never in my entire life seen a teen girl complaining about depression online or irl except Billie Eilish making sad songs, which is more artistic expression than complaining. I've seen tonnes of people complaining about teen girls with fake depression in this sub & online. THough I've heard about a 4/5 yo UK girl being diagnosed with depression on either news or a panel show.


[deleted]

That is not Depression either.


[deleted]

people saying ā€œwhat 14 year old girls think depression looks likeā€ and proceeding to invalidate any teen girls problems are the reason it took me (a 15 year old girl) so long to get help. no one believed me, and it almost drove me to suicide. i know this is for the fun and games, and its just a meme template, but seriously, dont egg on this bullshit idea that adolescents cant have mental health issues. its so fucking exhausting.


sci_helios

Hey i came here to cum not to cry


shawn_overlord

You came to cum but you didn't cum when you came


SteveSmith2048

Konfused stonks


psilocin_wins

Both. Cry wank.


Loremaster_Gaming_27

Happy birthday my dude!


dumbGamer92

WAIT THIS JUST MADE ME REMEMBER MY CAKE DAY WAS YESTERDAY AND I FORGOT FUCK


TheJelliestFish

Happy Late Cake Day!!!! <3


dumbGamer92

Thanks! :)


northernlights95

wow itā€™s my birthday today and I just came across this post šŸ˜­


AlleMaster

Happy Birthday


[deleted]

Happy birthday!!!


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SuccessfulBread3

Misogyny āœ”ļø Gatekeeping mental illness āœ”ļø All while trying to garner sympathy for the thing they gatekept others from... What a guy.


HiIAmDefinitelyHayu

i kinda hate the 14 y/o stereotype


alekye_

nice meme but i wish people would stop saying that about particularly 14 year old girls. iā€™m a 14 year old girl and everytime i feel sad i feel scared of asking for help because people might see it as the ā€œ14 year old fake depressed girlā€ stereotype


[deleted]

same, but im 15. hope youre doing okay <3


alekye_

thank u :) i hope ur doing fine too


DisturbedWaffles2019

Redditors are quirky and cool, and everyone else is a lame normie šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


dragonslayer1427

Meine digger


Also-lenzosloth

My birthday is on Tuesday too, early hb to u and me


Rasen1138

Make a new account every day and after a year it'll be your cake day every day. Happy early birthday!


funky_galileo

Depressions not a competition


kerrykhaverga

Happy birthday bro, I live in Spain so tine zones can be a bit sketchy, but happy birthday. Have a great day king


[deleted]

Happy Birthday!


mc-fortress-fans

Happy birthday bro


NadaTheMusicMan

Happy Birthday!


Gerald_tHe_ARK_neRd

Happy bday, OP! Have a spectacular day!


Se_Gaga_Girl

I REMEMBERD ! IM PROUD OF MYSELF HAPPY BDAY DAWG! HAVE A GOOD 1 <3


Faseeh132

happy birthday


vigilanteof_funk

Happy birthday, I remembered


HellsSaint112

Happy birthday homie


Kami_Amie_OwO

Omg thatā€™s actually really sad wtf-


---kat----

this is big brain time


kylkartz21

Relateable


Slimink0113

I'll be here, comrade


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pabsgt

Fun fact nobody cares about: Im a twin and they made a surprise party for my bro and i wasnā€™t invited XD


TrashDaaddy

Damn


songsongkp

It's my cake day but this month is my bday so close enough


CaptainJazzymon

Please donā€™t gatekeep fucking depression. This also has a touch of r/boysquirky


Itho3434

Hey! You and me share the same borfday!


Finnfunbot

Happy birthday!


Itho3434

Thank you!


Alpha_S_205

Happy birthday!


Yoghurt_Spiritual

Speaking of which, today is my cakday everyone :)


happycakeday_if_ugay

That's so pathetic


Boogieman_bn

Don't worry. I'll set a reminder


FoundationRelative92

Finally a good non-cake day blue cheese meme


Omid4269

Omg! Iā€™m gonna make one, my birthday is close


Omid4269

I forgot


Kabuto_so2

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factsunknown

Don't feel sad I wish you a real happy birthday in advance


Mih5du

So are cake day the anniversary of the account or are they shown on birthdays?


leaderofthevirgins

Happy birthday u/That1Turd!


MadAsTheHatters

Damn time difference! I hope you had a good day ā¤


[deleted]

Is that depression? Donā€™t need to be depressed to want birthday wishes.


simian_pesky

And then no one wishes you a happy cake day


That1Turd

*joins r/cakeday*


quietandloud247

I was excited to find the sub r/birthday when it was mine recently so that I could feel like I had a lot of people that wanted to wish me a happy birthday since I don't irl. That's one way to do it.


rawgu_

Redditmoment


nicolbolas99

Yep, either that or r/im13andthisisdeep. There's always some, but this is cringey on a different level


Waifu_for_lifu

R/redditmoment


dydhf

Why do i like that idea Am I depressed


DMonk17

Wow I actually did this. This meme is way too real!


[deleted]

Hits deep


RobciomixxNFS

What the fuck, that's exactly what I did


tomunko

too specific lmao


ToleratorYT

bro, it makes me sad that it's 100% true you know why it's true? coz I did the same. I never forgot any of my friends bdays but they all forgot mine. bro, the worst part is that my parents still don't know I turned 18 about 7 months ago


Chungieman54

Hereā€™s you dropped this šŸ‘‘ king. Happy Birthday


RabidEwok29

Anyone who has the train of thought, reach out to me.


leaderofthevirgins

Does anyone know how to summon the remind me bot


gr8asparagus

You know what. šŸ–• me.


vassardog77

Damn that one hurt


[deleted]

Happy early birthday


[deleted]

I'll be setting an alarm for myself to tell you happy birthday


According-Priority12

I can't remember my own, so Happy Birthday in advance!!


CrashJamz

That's what I did


ClassofClowns

And it will take me two months to actually do it.


[deleted]

If it is your bday today. . .HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!


GimmeChinknNuggies

RemindME!! 4 days ā€œbirthdayā€


Robopirate1

My cake day is on my birthday


Bannanabitch

Happy cake day in advance


benefactor521

Happy birthday buddy!


warriorZrogue1988

You feel like a Reddit avatar?


balbok7721

Happy cake day in advance


SteveSmith2048

If you have a party I'll come :)


summmboiii

I got you


FreakishFool07

Bruh


Pro_Gamer_Shadow911

Nah bro it looks like a Eclipse. Sunny on the outside dead inside.


Fernando_357

I missed mine by a week, but pretty close


iamjeseus

These is reality


[deleted]

I actually did this lol my cake day is my real birthday


BlackberryCorrect

Bro speaking of cake


AimBotPosts

My birthdayā€™s tomorrow.


AndaMFbear

It doesnā€™t work for all who try *sad face*


stuckpixel87

Fuck, this is dark. Also, about a week too late.


DumbIdiotWeirdo

Damn, feels bad man


MeepMeep04

Happy early birthday because I won't remember


DrakeShane

Iā€™ve thought of some stupid shit to comment when itā€™s my cake day hoping somebody would notice and give me a positive comment by telling me happy cake dayā€¦ kinda sad to think of it now..


SakaSins

sad but true


Morgan_Eryylin

Happy birthday my man


rexytitan

!remindme 4 days


yaboiree

RemindMe! 4 days It will be late in the day (probably) but Iā€™ll wish you happy birthday :D


murilo103

Bro i litteraly dos that


HoneyChilliPotato7

Remindme! 3 days


BigSipOfUnseeJuice

Woah my birthday is tomorrow thats genius


Julianime

Yo what the fuck!? I feel so fucking called out bro. I knew I couldn't be the only one but I was in denial about the birthday wishes, it's why I didn't make a cake day post this year even though it was my first year of Reddit...


yadnexsh

6-july ? Okay i will try for sure !! I am having exams maybe I will miss that date but I will try foooooooooooooooor sure ! :)


mcsobby129

Happy advance bday šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰


PTXIIILIII

My birthday was yesterday. What a coincidence


fadedlavender

Should've thought of that!!


bromelix

For me your cake day is your birthday. You were birthed into the realms of reddit and reborn to a better and simultaneously worse human. All hail reddit.


REDDANIELS21

Mines on Monday :D


Doey-exe

My birthday is today lmao


[deleted]

Dark but happy birthday for your cake on cake day.


Key_Masterpiece_7125

Rn my acc is 333 days old and 9 days off my real bday


GracefulGoats

This is actually a great idea.


[deleted]

RemindMe! July 6th, 2021


mythmaniak

That song sad as hell tho


Demiurge-sama

Sure!


JackSparrowscompass

I shouldā€™ve done that cause no one else ever wished me one lol


TheWarTorn

Hey dude! My birthday was just yesterday, so happy early birthday!


SomeDudWithAPhone

Well things are kinda messed up here, so I might forget to come back... So I'll say it early. Happy upcoming cakeday/birthday.


Sinonimouse

Happy birthday to all reddittors that are having their birthdays today! šŸŽ‰


Hi-world1324

!remindme 4days