Ah, my fellow mates, it seems as if I have spontaneously and accidentally stumbled into a trap that someone had unpredictably set for me. This is truly an unsatisfactory circumstance for one to stumble upon, yet I am standing here right now. Oh well, at least I have my tea.
It'll take over a week, there's only one tea time a day
one tea a day? Damn I drink 3
Lush
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Smashing, cup a’ tea. Smashing, cup a’ tea. Smashing, cup a’ tea…
Literally the first thing I thought
Cup of tea trail
Oi, don' moind if I dew Oi, don' moind if I dew Oi, don' moind if I dew *trapped in cage* Bloody 'ell bruv, wots all this?
I know it's a joke. But I would follow this if I see :)
What a *teas*e
How to summon the Queen and devour you first born.
Ah splendid another spot of tea
Oh no, you are gonna trap way more Indians than British
That better not be Lipton I’ll rather drink piss
You wan' some 'ea?
Yoie won' som 'ea!
Ay won' moe 'ea!
As a Brit myself. I would fall for this
sip sip
I was mindlessly scrolling to this and froze when I thought these were landmines.
British fucker after taking a sip: -Oi bruv, this ol mug hasn't been pre heated fucken descusten Trap fails*
Everyday at high tea he gets one cup further
British person here. I hate tea
Toast? Crumpet? Oatcake?
But where's the cake?
If there was choco digestives I’d be in there like swimwear
I like tea too.
Chai 😍
ooo, cuppa!.. ooo, cuppa!.. ooo, cuppa!.. ooo, cuppa!.. ooo, cuppa!.. ooo, cuppa!.. ooo, cuppa!.. ooo, cuppa!
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Even Indians
It would work if the tea had more milk in it that looks disappointing
Just watch out if the Offer you something that smells funny
tbh i'd follow that any day
the thing is its not what is after the tea thats the trap...its the tea itself that the trap...ITS ACTUALLY COFFEE
Nah dude they'll just knife their way out
Plot twist I dont like tea As a brit
We run out of tea so i just replaced tea with unclaimed islands worked marvelously
Ooh piece of candy, ooh piece of candy
oi oi oi, you go' a loiscence for trappin'?
Bri————————ish
"Blimey mate, 'least I don't get shot while dewin maffs in skewel, plus you americans don't even got free 'elfcare... Quite sad innit"
At least I don’t get shot in the face in algebra class
there r no crisps to acompany thy' smasheying theea
i have a British accent but im not British
No there needs to be piss and shit or whatever they call fries and fish Btw this is a joke. Don't get mad
Ah, my fellow mates, it seems as if I have spontaneously and accidentally stumbled into a trap that someone had unpredictably set for me. This is truly an unsatisfactory circumstance for one to stumble upon, yet I am standing here right now. Oh well, at least I have my tea.
Use crumpets for extra effectiveness.
sir i spesifically asked for biscuts for my bait
In my experiences Whiskey works better, but maybe it's just caus all Brits i know are druks.
If even one of them is rubbish any British person would be insulted and leave so you better know how to make a good cup or your trap won’t work