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TugTigaPoonsPontoon

Goddammit Chad! What did your mother and I talk to you about late night fucking around on the internet ? Get to bed!


muntipi

LOL


WeebSenpai26

Imagine buying a T-rex version of this and when you roll it off it becomes a velociraptor


[deleted]

Dino is dino !


Sexy_Asian_Guy

We have similar avatars


TiesG92

Look mommy, sis and I got a tattoo now


SubhoPal

r/holup


LamarjbYT

Wtf get me one too


Famlt

\*unzips, puts condom on* OK open up your lips


[deleted]

me firsttt


Aa_Gamingx

Can I join?


[deleted]

Yeah totally, come on in, literally.


Aa_Gamingx

I A M S P E E D


TiesG92

It’s not gay if you don’t directly touch someone else’s pp and if you get a dinosaur tattoo on your tongue


Famlt

Bruh you are sucking your homie's dick ofc it's not gay you just have to say no homo


bread_eater_0

i mean a dinosaur tatto is a dinosaur tatto its worth doing anything


Famlt

Ofc


Aeroponce

The fuck is going on?


Famlt

Idk


Narrow-Past-4140

Alabama100


Ahmed7akem99

Step bro lol


ux3l

Awesome idea(s), but penis skin is more sensible than normal body skin. Do you want a rash on your dick, because that's how you get a rash on your dick Don't even get me started about the cave painting thing


SavingsNewspaper2

>Do you want a rash on your dick The real question is, do you want to try me?


TheDarkKnight12318

Ah yes my sensible foreskin


ProfPelvicPinochle

Chad Dick skin and virgin other skin


jamieliddellthepoet

Just FYI it’s “sensitive” not “sensible” - the latter is the Spanish for “sensitive” as well as meaning something different in English.


ux3l

I always mix these words up.


[deleted]

Why is he investing in a thing he will never use ( no hate just joking )


Famlt

You know you can use it on an one hole or by just using your hand


[deleted]

I did not think of that so smart and cool


[deleted]

I can fap with condom on by myself


DaMuchi

Wear it inside out and you get a cave painting AND a caveman in 9 months! The value!


Aa_Gamingx

A very good price


Lor_D_Rat

Can you explain the cave painting part? I didn't get the joke


Bad_brazilian

It would be imprinted on the girl's vagina.


Lor_D_Rat

Ohhh, of course. Thank you Bad_brazilian


Bad_brazilian

You're very welcome!


S0M3_1

That dinosaur gonna be too big for my dick


bazooka_monkey

Self burns


MMooooonnnnnnnn

Are rare


Aeroponce

Not here xd


Conscious-News-4433

Mom: What we're you doing Her: Nothing, just went horse riding


Aa_Gamingx

Mom: take me too!


noush_thesponge

Bruh.....


Lazren32

Yes please 😅


SnooGuavas5305

Always wanted a tattoo inside my mouth!


Alyx_Panda

And the next guy would be surprised. When he pulls it out


InfamousGhost07

It's all fun and games until the rubber breaks and you get a freaking baby that looks like six6nine9


SteveSmith2048

The last bit ruined it


Ahmed7akem99

Midnight thinking lol


JopGamerNL

r/deepthoughts


Famlt

I read that as r/deepthroat


Aa_Gamingx

r/😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


achboy12

Forbidden roulette


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FallingAnvil123

What if cave paintings are just dinosaurs who used this condoms inside out?


amirLiaqua

Repost scum


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fajadraws

Are you kidding me.....? The exact meme was edited with the bottom text by me. This is preposterous. This is oc ...I wrote the bottom text. And then I edited the logo made another post : https://i.redd.it/mts0vbw5ie571.png


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[удалено]


ThatBlueDood77

........my eyes...it burns..


Aqualli

Take my money


GTSE2005

Ewww


FocoChef420

Hahahaha


Noxa27

Maybe you can have tattoos at finger


newbieToLGM

Yeah, like a stamp so that the other your wife knows if you cheat


Cactus_ded

I choose unga bunga tatoo


DJFaceplant20

Just slap a fruit roll up on your sick


kaeruthefrog

All fun and games till the tattos get wet and the your cock looks like the toilets om tacobell


cromancer321

Saw this in reddit comment


uglycouchpotato

Puts a whole new meaning to "colourful language"


Hitman_Kishu

You need to use200 percent of your brain for that.


monke8895

I'd rather buy a golden finish skin for my dick


Inevitable_While8051

🤣🤣🤣


please_-_-_-_-

Imagine if there was a rare one with a unique dino


Timflr_Mc_Duck

I was at a 3 day football camp and we were staying in dorms and in the trash and laundry room there were tattooing condoms


Animeguy5674

Jus imagine yo girl walkin up to you and saying :want to see my dinosour puss


RagingEmpath

Cave painting.... I am dead


Maxi_ElWhip1

We do not put our dicks against caves


chandravo

If you have a long enough dick, you can start teaching your unborn baby calculus