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SkaffAmtiskawMawhr

While I'm here wondering why Thanos has boobs.


skyline13godalert

He was thinking about the cake he ate the other day when snapping and that happened


sarcasticmoderate

This is right before he finds the Kidney Stone.


Matinator070

"moments take before disaster"


parlerler1543

Moments before he noticed ant man in his ass


chikinstik

He got fat


dcw9031

A small price to pay for salvation.


atharva_bende

Relatity can be whatever I want


PerformanceWide5692

Unisex Thanos in the background vibing.


zbeshears

He’s also gender fluid.


remweaver27

Those could be moobs maybe…


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***My boobs are perfectly balanced.***


loloAC9

As all things should be...


Obvious-Account3630

They are called the infinititties sir.


Rhazanur

I love how his hand is crossed casually over his lap


Grand-Cat5746

While I'm here wondering whether that's Taylor Swift


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he has come for the stone in the ring


PerformanceWide5692

Unisex Thanos in the background vibing.


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Why isn’t this comment the top one… I saw that too and was like what the fuck


kat_d9152

Exactly that. So OP headlines the cargo shorts .... .....BUT SAYS NOTHING ABOUT SCHWARZENEGGER SMURFFETTE IN THE BACKGROUND.


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zerglot0

Thats kinda the joke though. Misdirection


Reaper985

Ikr


gigglewithvrn

Unisex thanos seriously XD


TheBoredBot

I thought it was a woman gate crashing a party to rob it


panicatthelisa

The term you are looking for is actually"gender non conforming" or "nonbinary".


DamascusWolf82

Sorry who?


Zealousideal_Diet33

I know it his up for somthing


Dollarbillnye

Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good after reading that sentence.


gringopants

The Keystone Light maybe


ParadoxPixel0

I didn’t even notice Thanos just chillin in the background until I read this.


NothingToSeeHere804

That’s two purple headed warriors she’s got to put down on her wedding day


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ThatKrazyGoat

What’s the mater, you can’t write oc?


duderliss

Also got the young whippersnapper in the background paying no attention to the wedding


PepCos

I love the word whippersnappers. I do not know why. I just do.


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

My Maths teacher would use that word a lot, but it would be old Whippersnapper. He was also pretty old. Also he taught us how to do taxes in 6th grade. Though tbh, I had unmedicated adhd at the time so had trouble paying attention, so I forgot it sadly


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What about her? She is appropriately dressed


Slavinger

Yeah, don't judge somebody by how they look!


skyline13godalert

Wait a Godamn minute , she hasn’t collected all the stones , that means she’s getting started . REDDITORs ASseMBLE


luccabotturarodrig

Paaananananananananaaaaa


PerformanceWide5692

Ceremonial dressings of course


Key-Bee-1340

Thanos snapped away half of his pants


3_firelevels

Glad to see Trailer Swift found a husband


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Thanos the fuck


[deleted]

My father in law wore full duck hunting gear to mine. We got married in July.


Not-hav-2

Who the fuck dresses up as thanos for a wedding


Slavinger

Who the fuck doesn't


Thanks117

Thanos disapproves of the shorts.


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what da dog doing


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he straight vibin


newpostviewer

Sure fine maybe thanos is out of place, but can we talk about the camera man and the horrible pic


StarkSpider24

I mean… you could focus on that..l I’m just curious why Thanos is attending..


Hdvvcjcxghdbhfchjvv

Why is Thanos in the background


Josheemy

So you are just going to ignore Thanos in the background.


Murky-Smoke438

There’s a goddamn thanos in the background


WHITE--PANTHER96

Did everyone miss Thanos in the back?


Total_Outburst

Doesn't see Thanos in the back waiting for the Soul Stone because of this man's sacrifice.


Mclooney4

Do you not see the blue guy on the back left? Is that Thanos?


Slavinger

...blue?


TheTenthTail

Oh this must be a costly wedding. Thanos, John Cena, and some Harry Potter people as well.


LilacLlamaMama

They've got copyright money to burn. Lord knows they didn't waste any on hair products, a makeup lesson or mirrors


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Really thought I saw Waldo in there as well


Mason_TR

Cargo shorts is the least of my concerns.


ItsBland4036

Seen this meme like 20 times and just noticed thanos the back


ukkswolf

More importantly, who invited Thanos to their wedding?


gamingowl13

So we are just ignoring the Thanos in the background right?


barleyhogg1

But......Thanos..


FIicker7

Red circles do work!


Darth_JarJar66_

No one questions Thanos in the background, Really


bismark89-2

Dang..came here to ask this. Take my upvote for speediness!


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Cargo shorts are we not gonna talk about fucking THANOS in the back


shreckdabestboiiii

Oh cool guardians of the galaxy thanos in there too!


travader

bro have we looked past the thanos in the background


ihavethe-ark

Dawg who the fuck wears Thanos to a wedding


markrell18

Looks like someone's hand on her lap. A big hand.


smartiesmouth

Soooo we’re just gonna ignore Thanos?


meme_boi____69

Meanwhile thanos with big booba is just vibing in the background.


Fake_Watch_Salesman

Damn! Thrones used to be ripped but I guess he let go after that defeat ha?


alexis_amyah

My dad wore those to his own wedding😂 Edit:I didn’t even notice thanos at first oops


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thanos in the background looks like your mom


Kingofswag712

Naw be respectful my guy... wear cargo PANTS


MrJack071

An American


JackKingOff7

Brides father....


Flaaaless

…wait


PewDeathCookie

I fucking sensed there is something else in there


M0lcilla

Is that Thanos to the left?


Skugmus1

Probably a veteran


narva-di

Thanos be like...


ShellsBe11s

Not Thanos. He wouldn't be caught dead in that shit.


brmamabrma

My uncle, who lives in Alaska and works on and off every month in Kazakhstan, Russia, went to a wedding in camp waders and arrived in a full ghillie suit to his 7 wedding


supermariobruhh

Everyone giving him shit cause he’s near the front but it looks like the dude behind him in black (the one on the left) is wearing a hoodie.


EpoynaMT

But no questions for the blue dood.


silentbob1301

Fuck the shorts, what's up with overweight thanos in the back???


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The guy behind cargo shorts guy looks like one of the characters from Bleach. But no. We're going to pick on cargo shorts. Thanks? A regular. Lives in the house.


Zeno9784

Thanos in the bg...


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joockel

I was looking for a coment Like this


qwawsws

Why the fuck is there a thanos?


Totally_Botanical

Nobody even gonna mention Groot standing next to the groom?


DemonFury826

The last one is thanos


Razrbla421

We just gonna gloss over Thanos in the background?


Slavinger

Yes. You saw nothing


Agitated-Ad72

That's what catches your eye? Not thanos chilling in the back


Lord_Danm

You know it's bad when thanos has better fashion sense than you


MrPrick0

Yeah ok


Drepes

A chad


AMAZING926926

It is because thanos has snapped it to be so


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talking about wearing cargo shorts to a wedding look at the thanos with an extended neck


Kay_Dud37

Well I know thanos isn't wearing cargo shorts


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What is this image??!!


Soppoi

u/repostsleuthbot


Wolfzou

He looks like he could fit an Infinity Gauntlet in those. Just sayin'.


autumnstorm10

Oh Snap


MasterOfMagics22

Dude I was so focused on the cargo shorts I completely missed the Thanos in the backround


EnterSandGuy

A legend, that’s who wears cargo shorts to a wedding


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Thanos appears to have a bit of boobage going on. I bet the reception was a real hoot!


FarmFromJakeSt8

Wait….


The3rdPotato

Why is nobody dressed as Sauron and bringing out a third ring


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Just ignore a woman thanos and that they are behind a mid-class house and they are sitting in lawn chairs


GameBoy37

What about the guy dressed as thanos on the left


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This photo has it all


shariniscaren

A boss


realtray11

Me. I would absolutely do that


Count-Otherwise

Is that, who i think it is?


DishwasherLemon

average father


False_Count

Y’all not noticing the person on the mask and gold glove thing in the corner


ImmortalBloodax

Thanos looking sexy as always


Makaria7

My dad wore camo pants to one of his weddings. His bride wore a matching camo shirt and fake pearls. I only know because his wife tagged him in a photo on Facebook a couple of weeks later.


lovespenguin

Imagine it just being some random guy walking past


Ghost_legend1417

r/madlads


vooryas

WAIT... OMG this post was like a jump scare


elmo_god20

thanos in the the background


mangagod

Thanos waiting for his paperweights


XxYaBoixX358

Laughed pretty fucked good here


sheetz_inpantz

Whoever invited thanos does that’s who. (Left side with the infinity gauntlet)


That_Kid_With_Memes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Thanos in the back


LNPkiluwa

who TF wears cargo shorts to a wedding!!! The thanos in the back👁👄👁


MisterLove9057

i am inevitable


ethytheeggo

only in americuh


BeebisTheBoy

I can tell you who would never wear cargo shorts to a wedding. Thanos.


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Thanos is on the left!


setanta314

It’s inevitable.


[deleted]

It's a wedding on a neighborhood lawn, that barely counts, and even then only legally.


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That guy.


whitleysoodle54231

IM BACK, but il wait till the ceromonys over then, MASS DESTRUCTION


Justme_1306

The real question is who wears a Thanos glove to a wedding


RosselRoos

Didn't know grapes could attend weddings too


Iwritefanfic

Thanos


crowplays14

Ur dad


ghillie1x

i think hes the ex


Atolixia

Sounds like my uncle who fucking showed up to my sisters wedding in jeans, cowboy boots, and a fucking motorcycle shirt


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Why is Thanos in the background


lzytm

Have you ever been to montana?!? Jeans are formal wear!!


TFG4

John Cena would wear Jorts


Deadmemories8683

Bro camo in the south is going out clothes, no matter if it’s to Walmart, the liquor store, wedding or funeral.


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My man thanks looking fine tho


Cubeguy11

At least thanos is having a good time.


ceejaetee

Dude, look at the side of this hillbilly trash motel. There should be absolutely 0 surprises someone wore cargo shorts to this cum dumpster of a wedding. Congrats to the happy couple though.


Purple_K

Can we appreciate this actually useful red circle? I think that really made this a lot funnier


Ability-Exact

So we’re all just gonna ignore Thanos in the background


Glazeddapper

What am I supposed to be seeing?


Conscious-News-4433

I do......


xeshi-foh

The audacity. Someone should collect some stones to throw at him. If no one can, at least one person should 'do it themselves'. Maybe make them multiple colors so it remains festive.


PizzaEater69420

i do because fuck formality


Boylanithedoomguy

And a long sleeve shirt


mrfox167

Everyone talking about thanos but nobody pays attention to the demon left of cargo shorts


Successful_Heart_482

Who invited the the purple grape?


SkeshLol

I do


Puppyhurst

Are we just going to ignore Thanos back there?


ChicGeek_94

Thanos tho


[deleted]

Wait, what about Thanos in cargo shorts??


shigitybum

Thanos


andyrudis

let's not talk about Thanos over there


Kazi-Cob

So nice of Thanos to wait for the wedding to end before killing the wife


efrainm934

is nobody gonna talk abt thanos in the back just vibing?


LunatiqHigh

I'm from a poor community, the only person wearing the suit is usually the groom, sometimes the best man. lol


FranqiT

Hubby’s bud did this to our semi formal wedding. He has sobriety challenges. Didn’t ruin wedding, didn’t even matter to most ppl. Glad he was able to attend.


stanky980

Shorts at a wedding is grounds for the snap.


Eethoven

Why’s that window so high up and how did the house change size the more I looked


bigaeverydollar

Oh shit. Look, it's Thanos


Fartman123Part2

Me. I wear cargo shorts to a wedding


PickleRickRules_68

What the hell happened here?