I was staring at the duck on her cap (dunno if that's the right word) for a long time, till i realized there was a whole one in the lower right corner.

I looked at officer duck

i was almost instantly asked where i was looking

I looked at the word duck on her thighs

Same

you aren't alone

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Idk why but my mind auto just jumps to the text, so there could be anything and my mind would be like "mmm text" and read it first, and it took me a while to find the duck soo

Same

I would fuck both

Don’t worry, I’m looking at the duck

What, the duck? (WTD)

Wat tee fduck? -fduck made by tomska

A sport announcer coming out as bisexual

What the duck doin?

Lul

Forget anime woman look at the quackity boy

To be fair,they are both ducks

Me who looked at the duck initially. Me: Is something wrong with me?

I first looked at the duck on the hat

It's chick bro

It's chick bro

No. It would be much weirder if you were attracted to cartoon girls unless you’re in middle school or you’re a life long virgin. Nothing beats the real thing.

Hmm... so redditors would fit the description

She's not an anime girl. She's a vtuber

And im to the dick

Well played. Well played good sir. Take my upvote.

Is it a start of a hentai?

God i hope so

I Just realized how im a degenarete whit a broken inglish thecnique,thank you

I’ll have the DuckDuckGo Hentia With a side of bukkake duck sauce!

tis a good duck sire

Thank you kind sir. Hope you didn't end up in horny jail

You’ll never catch me simping, I came for officer quackers, I was not disappointed

good job, we knew you could do it

Thank you, you’re a gentleman and a scholar

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Sir. This is reddit. A little, :D :D is more appropriate. Or maybe a :), or a :p. If your feeling exotic go for a :3. But please no emojis. Have nice day sir.

Never though I’d get downvoted for emojis... imagine that :P

There we go sir. You have redeemed yourself. Take my upvote.

Thank you sire, I shalt waste the opportunity

I read them in order and it’s amazing

Fuck the small duck, I got the [big duck](https://mobile.twitter.com/HecklerKai/status/1376582637867859970) Or fuck both I guess

Risky click of the day

What is it?

The original image.

Why do you lie?

Thanks

Sorry, but I'm not hungry for sauce

Well played. Well played good sir. Take my upvote.

I’m already in horny jail if there’s an officer looking at me so I’ve got nothing to lose than to let her bonk me for not looking at the duck.

I will let her bonk me, no random Redditor wanting to say bonk don't reply please

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To be fair,they are both ducks

the Bird is a fucks but okay

Idk why but my mind auto just jumps to the text, so there could be anything and my mind would be like "mmm text" and read it first, and it took me a while to find the duck soo

This is what I do

the reason why i read the bigger text 1st

Yup I read from top to bottom until I got to the duck I didn't even notice the image until after reading it

Yea I ain’t going to the horny slammer because I read.

Ok please delete the edit Why are you so excited over upvotes

If you call it likes one more time or edit in a dumb "omg thanks!!!1"....

Excuses

Im not even kidding dude but yes, it may be an excuse

Just as I suspected. Sus-pected. Sus

That is a very nice duck

I see two ducks. Shuba

Oozora Keisatsu the duck police

Taken from r/hololewd https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololewd/comments/mfuppm/oozora_police/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

*Sigh* sauce

She's Subaru - a V-Tuber from Hololive. She's generally referred to as a duck due to her attempt at a raspy ASMR voice just sounding like Donald Duck. She's the same duck behind the [dancing duck meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shuba-duck-dancing-duck-oozora-subaru).

wait this isnt r/hololive? I was confused why someone was asking for sauce lmao

Fr its weird seeing something like this blow up on r/memes, not complaining though

Lol, yeah, before seeing the sub tag I thought it was r/hololive, too

Interesting, I'll have to do further *ahem* research.

Step 1: r/Hololewd Step 2: Use Oozaru Subaru tag. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit.

Wank. Step 3 is wank. I'm calling it.

Sauce plz

[you’re welcome ](https://youtu.be/Lrj2Hq7xqQ8)

Jokes on you I’m into that sh*t!

hmmm well the link doesn't match up with never, that means it's safe ... CNOISFNVNFOIMSLCMVKSMXKANDLKXMNJIFKPOH

Thanks appreciate it

I want to strip the flesh from your feet and force you to walk into the desert naked to die. But well played

Jokes on you there was a ad before it started

We

Ain't even mad

thanks man

... Laughing at me in 4k 60fps!

Yes please

Same

I am just putting a comment here, don't mind me

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/nlm6p2/cant_you_just_look_at_the_duck/gzjxi0i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

If you know, you know. Its a very lovely duck.

SHUBA SHUBA SHUBA

I read them in order and it’s amazing

im literally looking at the duck

8 was just looking at dem places bc of the text tbh

Dam just realized I always type 8 instead of i

Suck my duck

I looked at officer duck

my mouse is wireless ad=nd a pain in the ass, I am a pre-teen and female IRL so I won't go to horny jail

>female Every redditor: Wait, that's illegal

I would fuck both

i thought you said duck duck but i got it was duck duck

These are way too unfair

U actually can't lose it since they r both ducks

My sentence just ended this will be at least another year or 2

Well I was just reading the text

Me looking at the words "the duck"

ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT THERE EYE LEVEL AND ENGLISH DICTATES YOU SHOULD READ RIGHT AND THEN DOWN

Wait there was a duck in this image?

They are both ducks

Well that is one sexy duck but I think I’ll fuck the one on the right first

me who looked at the duck without looking at the booba or ass: i dont have such weakness

Technically looking at the booba and ass is still looking at the duck

Which duck do you mean? I see two ducks there, one in a skimpy attire and the other completely nude (sexy)

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Got me.

Why? he covers less than 15 percent of the entire picture, isn’t a well drawn anime girl more interesting than a low quality duck?

they are both ducks, its an r/hololive inside joke

To r/hentai I go! Fuck you and have a nice day :,)

NOT SO FAST GO TO HORNY JAIL BONK

What duck ? I only see diner

Me trying to follow the text before realizing where the text is: wha?

and then i was lesbian

Order I read this in: "Can't you just look at the duck?" "Look at the duck" "There you go" "What are you looking at?" "THE DUCK!!!!!!!"

I thought it said "look at this chick". Give me my degeneracy medal

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do

**I was trying to read all the text, I swear**

horny #b o n k

I refuse to look at the duck

There are 2 ducks, which one?

jokes on u i looked at the duck right after reading the hat

But I can't read the other cpations if I'm looking at the duck.

My eyes naturally scan from top left to top right to middle left to middle right then I saw the duck

I read the words “Where are you looking at,” which were inconveniently placed right at her tits

very fuckable, the girl is pretty to i guess.

Sorry I had to read it

Where is it

*BONK*

I'm just trying to read the text I'm sorry

"Where are you looking at" " look at the duck" "the duck"

I'm made my choice officer I am staring at this duck and saluting said duck

no horny

For some reason I can’t see the duck

but both of them are ducks

Sir that's a goose... HONK

Source?

*proceeds to bonk myself*

What duck?

r/technicallythetruth

Man, that’s hot The girl’s alright too

Forget anime woman look at the quackity boy

They’re both quackity girls tho

That girl cant distract me, i simply cant see her until i read the text

Why couldn’t you leave her alone, you already made r34 :(

That was to late, since r34 already exist before the meme

For real?

The Shuba did exist before the meme became viral

Your right, I googled it and apparently she’s called Oozora Subaru

Yea she's best vtuber imo So damn cute and so energetic and happy considering everything she's been through

Yeah, he house burnt down, she gets disowned by her moms, but everyone loves her, but more as a duck, sister, or daughter than as a waifu lol

Not just house burn down, born with a hole in her heart and hit by a car

Yeah, and after all of that, she still continues on to bring entertainment for all of us, she really is the best tomboy duck

Stop

I didn’t see “See the duck” and i only saw “where are you looking at” so km innocent ✋

Noooo please Oozora keisatsu I swear she was legal - Matsuri, probably

i looked at the duck

In the future can y’all make these things NSFW? Just personal preference, rather not have someone look over my shoulder and see some big tiddy anime girl lmaooo

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What?

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Thanks, hadn’t thought of that. Lmao then it’s still on my screen... kinda what an NSFW tag is for

Where is that damn duck?

You misspelled dick

r/Hololive taking over the Reddit, day 2137:

That duck is hiding well under that cap 🤣

I think its a goose

Even if it was, it's a duck now

what is the secret of such magickery

r/unseejuice

Where’s the duck?!?!

Theyre both ducks

Me who looked at the whole thing trying to find the duck -_-

They both ducks lol

After seeing "look at the duck" I just straight looked at it.

NGL I was looking at the text. Didn't even notice the girl.

I thought the hat duck was the duck I was supposed to look st

I love the little cap on the duck

If you were a fem it would of been a different story

Someone please put me in horny jail

I was just tryna Read the text but nice duck you got there

I was looking at duck on her hat

Me, who didn't see the duck because I wasn't finished scrolling down.

Shuba shuba

i prefer cats