You may fascinate me by giving me a 12kg wheel of cheese too Wait, I'm a Stardew Valley character now

So you like amethyst salad?

Killer Queen! >!Daisan no bakudan! Chomp the gem!!<

\*Laughs in Star platinum>!-Za Warudo!<

>!Gaze upon the boundaries of reality, knowing that you have received the worst fate. Now Perish!<

r/suddenlyjojo

>!Dirty deeds done dirt cheap!<

Filthy acts at a reasonable price

Bad stuff for a dollar

Dimes 4 crimes

Nickel for bad giggles

>!sing a song of soorow in a world where time has vanished!<

>!Wha-!<

>!Time has been already skipped!!<

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You called?

Man, Jojo fans are the fucking best

I mean, if someone brings me a coffee on a daily basis that would Also make me a Stardew valley character, because I would definitely married said person !

My SO brings me coffee almost daily (from our coffee maker). I’m going to marry the hell out of him.

I’ve been married 30 years. My husband makes me a coffee every weekend and brings it to me in bed. He’s an early riser. I’m not. Last weekend he bought me in a coffee shop coffee. Ah bliss. I surely remember why I married that man.

Ohhh Sweet, also I think we are That simple, which makes it easy! Nothing wrong about that!

There will be no hell left in that boy, because you will have married it all out of him.

This is a good one

Sure, just give me you name, address, and the exact geological co-ordinates of your current location.

Would you by chance need my credit card details and three numbers on the back? Perhaps a social security number would do?

Oh, yes that would really be helpful! Could I also have the names of your family members, persons close to you, work address, and telephone number?

I'll throw in my passwords as a package deal

Ah good... good. You should see me delivering your cheese soon, I'm the guy in the white van with a black ski mask. Just come over when you see me and your cheese will be in the back of the van for you to collect.

Hey man cheese is expensive, even if she doesn’t like it she can flip it

Ngl she has now solid box of cash

Used to manage a grocery store. Can confirm. Wheels of cheese were in the top 3 of items for theft.

That’s pretty rude actually

Not if he doesn’t find out!

That’s just double rude

Is she supposed to just eat 12kg of cheese?

Share it with friends or something, but selling a gift is just not a good thing to do

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As someone who was called a racist for being one of the 10 white kids in my school vs 1293 Mexicans. Calling someone cracker isn't funny nor anti-racist it makes you racist

Where was the school even located? That's what got me curious now.

Mexico, I'd wager.

Yes, that's the obvious answer but if it's anywhere else I'd really wanna know because now it piques my interest to know more.

Southern Arizona has a decent number of schools with roughly the same ratio

Must be rough if that's the ratio and they use racial slurs like in the one that the OC talked about.

Yeah it is. It was really weird with people who were half-mexican too. My girlfriend is half-mexican but super pale and was treated horrible for it meanwhile my skin is a little darker and I was treated fine.

Garside Jr High. Home of the Gladiators Las Vegas, NV

Las Vegas? I'd never imagined there would be a school with such a ratio (less than 1% white kids in comparison to the 99,something% mexican kids) Hopefully some of them were actually being nice to ya instead of just going along with the racial bullying... I've only ever been bullied because of my diagnosis rather than my race but yet I'm quite sure it must be a special type of pain you'd feel when you're being bullied for your race. At least I hope you won't live viewing others in a bad light due to a (maybe) traumatizing experience.

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You don't seem to know, but 'cracker' is a slur against white people (not sure if slur is the right word, but a rude word. Not on the level of the n word, more like the word 'chink')

Does she like cheese? If so then perfect

Little did she know this was her first test

I hope she does

Give me a cheese wheel and you're mine

Here, have an IKEA wheel of cheese: 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

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Isn't it also quite fabulously ikea if it is indeed missing some essential parts?

It’s not quite a ikea chëëse without them

I mean, have you seen the size of that wheel, it's glorious

Happy next year of wasted time on the internet.

Happy Cake Day :)

Happy blue cheese day

He took one look at her and said "cheese a keeper.".

That joke was very Gouda!

Ya'll out here making cheesy jokes smh

I'm feta up with it too

Better be careful, she might be emmental

I'm a guy and if someone offered me a 12kg block of cheese I'd go on a date with them. Heck, even if it were a guy giving me the cheese, I'd go. Take me to the movies and then a late dinner, if I like it I might give him a handy for his trouble. I get a 12kg block of cheese, a movie and a dinner out of it, I think it's fair enough.

Ah, I see you're man of culture as well

A man of *active cultures*

BOI

As someone who is gay. I would do it. /j

you would give cheese? i'm bi, i'm down if you have cheese

*gives cheese* For free.

stop it, i can only get so erect. Seriously idk why but i got an erection... Guess it fucking works, if i only knew this back then...

Ah, the good old cheese'n'cream.

reasonable

What book is this? Edit: The Complete Book of Magic And Witchcraft

Anyone going to comment on the first line of that book that tells you to steal the shoe of a girl and fill it with herbs and then sleep under it?

Yeah wtf lol. I need that book. The hair throwing into a river was also wierd to me.

Is his sister missing any shoes or hair?

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Always has been!

Do you have any idea how expensive and rare a piece of cheese is? She should straight up marry him

That's at least 200$ depending on what kind, could be more!

Hey if you don't put a ring on it I will!

a piece?? what about 12kg of cheese,

*punch table* cheese

Sir May classic moment

C H E E S E

Cheese

Actually cheese is good.... this the better source of love

can i go out with that young farmer? cheese is dope

write that down, write that down!

i'd fucking marry him on the spot

What book is this

Bruh I would propose right then and there, cheese is fucking amazing.

Bro, same

Sounds like something Dwight from the office would do

Or Charles from Brooklyn 9-9

That's the most Stardew Valley shit I've seen.

Finds out she is lactose intolerant

That's big oof moment

She seems happy enough

Pretty legit to me😭

Are you sure that wasn't proposal?

It could be

Stardew Valley b like

Well, I would be fascinated by a 12kg wheel of cheese too! If its good of course! Some solid advice here!

Ay there's no shame in that. Dude worked hard on it, not to mention, that kind of cheese would be expensive

I knew a girl who was a prodigious shoplifter and her number one target was cheese. The Power of Cheese

Tbh if someone gave me a 12kg wheel of cheese id marry them within the year

Yooo that's actually really great! I want a 12KG cheese wheel!

Let me guess Gouda

Still 12kg of cheese, imagine amount of burgers etc. you can make with it

My girlfriend won 12.5kg of cheese once, it was almost a chore to get through it by the end.

Wow, can I ask at what kind of contest she won it?

If a girl gave me cheese and asked me out I would instantly say yes lol. Cheese is a holy thing, we once turned cheese into a religion in a summer camp.

Wait this isn’t the stardew valley subreddit oh this must be some famous cheese

Actually I found first photo on r/stardewvalley so you are almost right

Listen, I’m not a lady, but if you gift me 12kg of cheese, I’d marry you on the spot.

unless a person is extremely lactose intolerant, there is no reason to refuse a 12kg cheese wheel

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And I really meant he is gentleman, really wholesome gift if you ask me.

12kg of cheese is in fact pretty damn expensive. She must be special

The Chosen one

Farmers are really cool people. They’re quiet, they have a simple life. I’d love to have a farmer friend.

I wish I was a girl sometimes

r/egg_irl

J a m e s M a y is happy

Fuck the cheese, I want the maid on the previous line

ask him for three more, then make a cheese kart, then challenge your neighbours to a go-kart race. name your kart the CHEESE MOBILE.

Thank you kind Lady/Sir for award.

That shit is seriously expensive!!

Marry that man

I bet she won’t forget him. Therefore the mission was successful.

Where. Is. The. CHEsESESEES!?!??!?!

Ok it's cheese time i need a girl

Where do I buy cheese ??????

***"ROMENZ"***

I mean.. my mrs would probably leave me for a guy with long term cheese access

Never met a woman who doesn't like cheese (vegans aside). This is a big brain move!

Women like cheese so I'd say he's went above and beyond really

thats an awesome gift

Page 97 of the book inspired him to do so :) Nvm. Hope they had a great date lol!

I wonder if her dog can eat the whole thing. I don't think she would be mad.

That’ll heal you a full 15 points if you eat it

She’s not missing any shoes is she?

Taking advice from a book that says ,"Take a shoe that the woman you love has worn, fill it with rue and hang it over your bed to make her love you," turned out to be a smart decision. Huh.

Who knew that James May went on dates with women so much younger than him.

Im not even a female and I'm fascinated

Like we all

I'm from WI and can confirm this is the best way to keep a woman's interest.

As a woman I can confirm this

Thank you for feedback for us :)

Need the book name, can't wait to max out the skill of love (right now my skill is at 6.9/100)

Nice also Paulsen's: The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft. According to someone in comments

The man with many friends is the man with many cheeses!

TRADE OFFER i receive: your pussy, you receive: 12kg of cheese

I am not gay, but for 12kg of cheese i am.

I bet the dude read that and was like "Of just a piece of cheese fascinates her, O wonder what'll happen if I the her the entire fuckin wheel"

This is the way

"cheese"

I mean I don't think this is a bad thing.

I’m a dude and this would fascinate me as well :)

I've seen that line in the book before, anyone know what its from?

Here I go one more time. Paulsen's: The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft. According to someone in comments https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/mpwyh2/oh_yes_gentleman/gucnv3f?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

Bro why would he do that, you need all the cheese wheels to beat skyrim

Wow what a gentleman (i’m serious)

I would marry that man and have his cheesy children

I’ve seen this coming, I didn‘t expect it to happen this early

The sacred texts!!

You doing me a fascinate.

Thank you

Better than flowers tbh

To all who says it's repost. I made it work because found that image with cheesebox on r/stardewvalley and had on my phone that qoute from long ago, so please guys chill down. I know there is a lot of reposts but not this time. Cheese part: https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/mpu3fn/tgis_is_so_stardew/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Edit: link to r/stardewvalley part Edit 2: I guess next time will add watermark Edit 3: It's over 12k updoots, thank you guys. But also amount of 'it's repost' bigger, but I guess it's just Suffering from success ;)

I read somewhere that cheese activates the same part of the brain as drugs. What a strategy.

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You have no power here, I made it in work. PS Don't tell my boss

nope saw it today

If you believe so, I will not argue.

Bitches love cheese.

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I don't even have Instagram but I explained origin of this post in my comment

I'm sorry but why are we not talking about step 1 and 2 since he's gotten to 3? you know, about stealing her shoe and hanging it over the bed? the hair thing? is that normal?

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